Song Tan's Notes
Chapter 1280 1280 Vegetable Field Live Broadcast [Many Barrages]
Chapter 1280. Vegetable Field Live Broadcast [Many Barrages]
A group of people were working in the fields. They had just had a midnight snack but their mouths were already drooling. They almost drooled over the food.
Fortunately, Zhang Yanping arrived quickly on his electric bike and quickly greeted, "It's time to start the show!"
He turned around and put the phone on the stand.
Everyone:...
Although they often watch live broadcasts, they are still a bit nervous when it comes to their turn to broadcast live. So they didn't talk for a long time, and their strong appetite was gradually suppressed.
In the live broadcast room, the city workers who were wandering around the Internet late at night were refreshed.
【See what I got? 】
[I know the late bird catches the worm! Are you selling vegetables tonight? ]
[Teacher Qiao Qiao, look at me, look at me! I just received a bonus today! Please give me a chance to spend it! ]
[You who have more money can give me a tip, can you let me buy the food? 】
[Wow, are you really selling vegetables? I'll wake up my parents and help them grab some...]
【??? I saw the title and it didn’t say selling vegetables?】
[??? And the title? Putting it in the vegetable field, isn’t it for live broadcasting of selling vegetables? ]
[…I’m afraid you haven’t woken up yet. I put it in the orchard before, but I didn’t see any fruit for sale.]
[Look at the title, I’m back – Picking vegetables late at night, a glimpse of the new employee’s working environment – wow, I thought they were selling vegetables]
[The live broadcast that doesn’t sell vegetables is simply a scam! Not only did they cheat me of my traffic in the middle of the night, they also cheated me of my health and work schedule! ]
[Come on, Urban Slaves, is 12:30 considered a break time? ]
[Seeing that everyone is suffering the same as me, my heart feels warm, and the corpse spots have faded...]
[No, this is too perfunctory. No one is talking and no one is selling vegetables. What is the point of broadcasting?]
[Tsk tsk tsk, young man, don’t be too impatient. Look, we are picking water celery now…]
[Isn’t this parsley? It’s delicious when mixed with salad! ]
[I don't care about Teacher Qiao Qiao, I want to eat celery and pork dumplings! ]
[So this is what celery looks like - Host, I don't know anything about it, can you send some to me so I can learn from it? ]
【…】
[Forget it, it’s late at night, I won’t pick up your abacus beads]
[I don’t know why, but I feel sleepy…]
[This celery looks so crispy...]
[The picking sounds so nice... and the colors are so pretty... so why don't you sell it to me?]
Zhang Yanping adjusted the bracket according to the change of everyone's working position, and opened the live broadcast room to take a look -
Hey!
Is this what a million-dollar anchor is capable of?
There was not a single word spoken in the live broadcast room, and there was no protagonist. In just ten minutes, the number of viewers in the middle of the night exceeded 1!
In the vegetable garden, after being reserved for 10 minutes, everyone gradually became curious:
“Are there many people in the live broadcast room?”
Finally someone was talking, and for some reason the fans in the live broadcast room were moved. They only remembered the title at this moment and quickly asked:
[Brothers and sisters who have infiltrated the internal system, can you share an address? 】
[Is this what the working environment is like? It's so hard to get dewy in the middle of the night.]
[I also submitted my resume, but 1200 yuan is not enough to support myself, so I gave up quietly]
[Why aren't they talking? They're so quick, is there any reward for picking vegetables? ]
[Save my life! Can I still get results by watching a hypnosis live broadcast late at night?] Zhang Yanping: ...Nowadays, netizens are really good at divergent thinking.
He cleared his throat and squatted in front of the phone to speak:
"What are you thinking about? What kind of performance can you get by picking vegetables? Come on, come on, tell me, is there any performance for us?"
A 3-year-old self-taught lady spoke enthusiastically: "I just said that it costs extra money to let us chat in the live broadcast room - come, let me give you a try first: picking vegetables has no performance! Just fill up the two trucks before o'clock."
"If you work fast, you can rest early. If you work slowly, you can rest later."
"We workers need to be more self-aware. The food here is really good! It's amazing, brothers and sisters. The scenery is not bad either! You can make money by traveling here, hahaha..."
Zhang Yanping: “…” Judging from the number of words you wrote, you’ve given away quite a few experiences.
He had already added 100 yuan tonight on his own initiative. Liu Liu calculated that he could get 1400 yuan and was very happy. Zhang Yanping didn't want to increase the cost any more, so he quickly interrupted him:
"Did you hear that? Fans in the live broadcast room have spoken for themselves that a salary of 1200 yuan with food and accommodation included is definitely worth it - everyone should keep an eye on the positions if they are interested. If they leave, we can fill their shoes right away."
Well! He was just one day into his new job and he was already thinking about being a substitute. Nianxu was the first to speak up: "I want to work until the end of the year at least."
He now carefully believes that the whole process and sleeping equipment, from picking vegetables and eating to sleeping, are essential for his good sleep!
Therefore, even though I am not short of money, I will never quit my job!
By the end of this year, he will secretly gain 30 pounds, becoming a typical tall, rich and handsome man, stunning everyone!
The guy who had his stomach removed was an honest man: "I still have to find a job... I just had the surgery and it will take me three months to recover. I will have to quit after three months."
Nian Xu looked at him curiously after hearing this: "What kind of job do you have? You even had your stomach removed? Are you working overtime?"
“No,” the other party kept his hands on his hands: “Sales people have to drink…”
Nian Xu was shocked: "Then when your stomach is healed, you can go back and continue drinking?"
Brother who cuts the stomach: “…”Yes!
After a moment, he shook his head and said, "I'll change to another one. It's easier to find a job if I'm in sales."
Oh, I don't have much experience in finding a job. But the self-taught sister has been in the society since she was a junior high school graduate, so she has a lot of experience:
"Sales is really not a bad job. You can work in any industry."
"But if you drink in your current sales job, it proves that you are signing big deals - even if you change jobs, it will probably be the same type."
"You probably wouldn't even look down on salespeople in other industries who don't have high salaries."
Salespeople in clothing stores and real estate centers don’t need to drink, but the money they earn is limited!
"Then you've been jumping around so much, so I guess your work environment is pretty much the same... How many stomachs have you cut open?"
She asked sincerely, "I don't know much about medical treatment. How many times can the stomach be removed? You should estimate how many times you can remove it. Don't wait until your children go to school. That would be a terrible midlife crisis!"
Brother Qiewei stopped picking vegetables instantly.
First of all, what the other party said makes sense.
Secondly, he is still single even now?! Is this reasonable? He is just in poor health and has lost weight and is bald... but he earns a lot of money!
Even Zhang Yanping showed sympathy: "So do you want to avoid stopping social security, or do you want to pay for your mortgage and car? Why are you so stressed?"
Brother Qiewei is even more sad——
He plans to continue paying social security and buy a house, and has been saving money.
As a result, he worked so hard that he even had his stomach removed, and his car is still a commuter car he bought many years ago, which only cost 10 yuan.
However, the medical insurance did not fully cover the hospitalization, and I spent tens of thousands on rehabilitation...
The night wind blew gently, and his heart felt cold.
Here it comes! Update 7.14! Good night! Update at : am. Don't wait.
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