Song Tan's Notes
Chapter 1291: Dog's Blind Date Preparation
The king had no resistance to this unique preference.
Although it felt that it hadn't done anything, the huge bag of pig bones in front of it belonged to it! So it squatted there, raising and lowering its two front paws alternately, and raised its huge head slightly to look at Song Tan beside it, its big black eyes full of joy.
Why is the dog repair hook so cute?
Song Tan hugged its big dog head and rubbed it, then said to it again: "These are all yours, eat them!"
The king let out a "woof" sound from his throat, then lowered his head and swiftly picked up a large and delicious bone!
The seventh cousin's cooking skills are common to both humans and dogs. Even if they are not good at it, this is the pig slaughtered on Laba Festival! The pig bones that have been gnawed clean by everyone still have the aroma of braised food. With the king's biting force, he can bite them into pieces with a "crunch".
It can eat its fill every day, so these bones are more like delicious snacks to it, but for Xiao Shi and Xiao Shiyi who are still reflecting on themselves...
Other dogs have treats, but they don’t, and that’s what hurts their self-esteem the most!
At this moment, they were whimpering and sobbing as they looked at Song Tan. If it weren't for the king's great prestige, they would have pounced on him and begged and acted like a spoiled child.
Honestly it’s cute just thinking about it.
but--
Song Tan looked at the king again and said seriously: "There cannot be two educational philosophies in one family."
"You two are the king's little brothers, so you should obey him! Since you are not obedient on the ranch, I won't let anyone give you snacks for the next week."
"Do you know why? Because the chickens and ducks are frightened and don't lay eggs. An egg costs ten or twenty yuan. If they don't make money, they will deduct your snack allocation."
This kind of snack is not some cheap canned dog biscuits or something like that, but leftovers from home, various dried shrimps, fish cubes, dried pumpkins, etc.
"Awooo, awooo, awooo, woof—"
The river breeze was blowing slowly, and Little Ten and Little Eleven looked up to the sky and cried out, looking extremely desolate.
……
Brother Sun has been worried sick about the dogs, and he vows to successfully act as a matchmaker and avenge his previous failure!
After he returned, he first posted the video and pictures of the dog in his VIP group. This time, the marriage conditions he wrote were more serious than last time!
However, the first person to sign up was William.
Second, the general.
Brother Sun: ...
"No, brother," he said sincerely, "We didn't make it last year, so why are you coming this year? Don't you still have to go to work?"
"You don't understand." William's owner sighed, "When I think about it, my dog is not as good as others, and it's not liked by anyone on a blind date... I get so angry when I get up in the middle of the night!"
"That's right!" The general's master also said bitterly: "Do you understand that feeling? You raised a unique and good daughter, and the blind date introduced a tall, rich and handsome man who is good in every way... Hey! I think my general is not bad. Although her name is a bit domineering, she is a gentle and sweet girl in her daily life."
"In the end, I wasn't even accepted on the blind date!"
“I’m really pissed off!”
As they have been customers for many years, Brother Sun also spoke frankly: "Well...what if you are not interested this year?"
"It's not that I think our dog is bad, there is really some difference, and he can see it with his naked eyes."
"And the last time I went back, the dogs showed no signs of estrus. They were just concentrating on eating, working and pursuing their careers..."
The two dog owners laughed bitterly and said, "If we don't look for them, then you have to pick a similar one and introduce it to us!"
"William didn't mate for the whole of last year. He tried to scare other dogs when they came." "What? William too? I thought the general refused because his self-esteem was hurt!"
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone in the group who were watching the fun fell silent.
A moment later, Brother Sun suddenly received a large pile of registration forms.
"Look at our dog. Aren't those local dogs going to mate? We have five real black dogs!"
"That one called Princess is a really pretty retired dog. No one in our family has one yet. Do you think she's a good match for our family?"
"This Duoduo looks a little fat, maybe he's not a pig...but the color of his fur, the spirit...Hey, Brother Sun, my Lab is strong and sturdy, I think he can do it - hey, do you think the puppies' fur will be as golden when they give birth?"
The entire group was filled with similar messages this morning, and Brother Sun felt very stressed. He quickly sent out another announcement:
[Talking about the furry kids finding a partner, don’t be anxious. There’s no point in being anxious. The dogs in this family don’t like to date. We brought a few dogs over last year, but they didn’t like any of them. So it’s not certain that it will work out this year.]
[Also, the ranch only provides food and accommodation for the dog owners. If you don't like it, they won't reimburse the travel expenses. Please consider it carefully. ]
After these words were spoken, the boiling emotions subsided temporarily.
But after a while, someone suddenly asked, "When can we get our travel expenses reimbursed when we take our furry child out for a blind date?"
Yup!
Everyone was stunned. Aren't most people in the same city just meeting each other? How can there be any travel expenses involved? This time it is quite remote, but Xiao Sun's dog farm is also quite remote. Didn't they travel thousands of miles to buy dogs?
What is the purpose of raising a furry child? It is to give the child an elite education, send him to college, and then provide for him in his old age [bushi]!
Then isn't it normal to choose a partner who is the best of the best?
After he said that, it seemed that the dogs in the video not only had noble status, but also noble style!
Except for some people who really couldn't go far away, the emotions in the group were even more boiling than before -
"Brother Gou! Please cut in line for my child!"
"Hey, don't bother picking. Just bring them over so we can all get together for a blind date and beauty pageant!"
"That's right! The dogs on the ranch don't like us, so wouldn't it be nice for us to get together and digest it among ourselves?"
"To be honest, we all know the dog owners in our group well, and we know the dog's condition well, which is more reliable than the random information you read on the Internet."
After saying this, everyone thought about it carefully - there is nothing wrong with it!
……
Although Brother Sun was under a lot of pressure, he was very relaxed going up and down the mountain.
After Qibao changed his post to Shitoupo, Song Tan and Lu Chuan finally succeeded in picking a basket of white mugwort and a basket of mugwort sprouts. At this moment, they brought them back to wash, and the rushing water in the bamboo basket turned back and forth against the green leaves, and the fragrance of white mugwort and mugwort filled the air.
Slightly bitter, but with a unique fragrance.
"It smells pretty good."
Lu Chuan commented: "I remember there seems to be a perfume with this scent. Does Tan Tan like it? I'll go and order a bottle."
Wulan and Aunt Lianhua were happily picking leaves. When they heard this, they subconsciously said, "Why use this to make perfume? If you like, I'll cut a bunch of mugwort for you during the Dragon Boat Festival and put it in your closet."
Aunt Lianhua also subconsciously asked, "Do you like Artemisia selengensis? I'd like to cut more Artemisia selengensis this year to make bean paste."
(End of this chapter)
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