Song Tan's Notes

Chapter 1296 1296. The Umbrella Tearer, Yan Ping

After being washed several times, the bitter grass taste of the crushed green Artemisia annua and mugwort has become significantly lighter.

Qiao Qiao was chopping them into small pieces with a heavy kitchen knife, while over here, the diced fat had been stir-fried to create a rich aroma and a crispy crust.

Grandma Qi handed over a handful of green garlic sprouts. In front of the camera, Uncle Qi used the kitchen knife very quickly. All you could hear was a series of "dong dong dong dong" sounds, and the garlic and green garlic leaves were put into the pot.

While waiting for the ginger and garlic seasoning to be finished, Qiao Qiao cooperated tacitly and poured the chopped mugwort sprouts into the pot. With a "sizzle" sound, everyone in the live broadcast room swallowed their saliva across thousands of mountains and rivers.

They watched helplessly as these were divided into two pots and stir-fried evenly. Then they were mixed into the pure white rice flour made from Qiao Qiao's rice and kneaded. At this moment, the screen was filled with resentment that they could not eat.

[I really have that serious disease! The more I watch, the more I crave it, but I have to watch it. Now I am rolling around in bed with anxiety and frustration.]

[I am different. Others eat gourmet food, but I eat meals that maintain my vital signs]

[There is no wormwood, no mugwort, no diced fatty meat, let's have a bowl of spicy hot pot. 】

[With these big guys eating rice, can you really eat your own pig food after watching this video? 】

[She burst into tears. You probably haven’t seen what the pigs in Qiao Qiao’s family eat. What I eat is not even as good as the pig food.]

Zhang Yanping stared at the barrage of comments, his proud mood evident in his words.

Now with evil intentions in mind, he simply took the microphone next to the pot, stood at the kitchen door and asked:

"Tan Tan, we have raised more pigs this year. Can't we just rely on grass for pasture?"

Song Tan didn't care and just answered casually: "Of course not. But we have planted a lot of vegetables at home, enough for them to eat."

"Oh, by the way, this year we've planted some pumpkins, gourds and the like on the edges of the fences. In the summer, if we pull a load of them over every day, it will be enough to feed them."

“It’s a bit of a pity, isn’t it?”

Zhang Yanping has a loud voice and his hand holding the microphone is far away.

But no matter how far apart there is, the microphone does not need to pick up this kind of sound very clearly, and everyone in the live broadcast room can hear it.

"These vegetables are worth 10 to 20 yuan per pound."

"It's a loss." Song Tan and Lu Chuan looked at the furniture colors together and said casually, "A large pumpkin weighs several dozen kilograms. How much is the postage? If it gets damaged, you have to pay for it. There's no point in selling it."

They don't need the money this year.

Good, good, good! These three consecutive blows finally made the netizens in the live broadcast room cry, and they cried very loudly——

So I finally lost love, didn't I?

[Teacher Qiao Qiao! Do you have me in your heart? If you do, can't I kneel down and beg you, sister? ]

[Postage paid on delivery, no compensation if it's broken! Please, give me a chance to buy a pumpkin. ]

[I’ll buy 100 kilograms too! Really! ]

[Brother Gangster, you are such a good dog]

[He is so hateful, but I still can’t leave this live broadcast room]

[If I had any backbone, I would beat up the gangster boss! But I don't have any, so can't I just kneel down and beg? ]

[I just want to ask, is your family still short of pigs? Do you think those who have been to college are suitable? ]

[How much does it cost to eat a bowl of pig food every day? 】

[So, if pigs are so good to eat, will you sell me the pork? ]

Zhang Yanping looked at the comments and immediately felt more at ease. He recalled that when he first arrived, Song Tan punished him by using the delicious food at home.

  Now, it's his turn to punish others!

As the saying goes, after being caught in the rain, you should tear up other people's umbrellas to feel happy.

But there are still some netizens who are sober.

  Since the meat and vegetables are too far away, they might as well grab the things that are most likely to be grasped!

At this moment, someone asked: "When will the mugwort tea and houttuynia tea mentioned earlier be sold?"

Oh, Zhang Yanping almost forgot about it when I interrupted him. He immediately asked again, "When do we pick the mugwort tea and houttuynia cordata?"

Wu Lan and Song Sancheng have always been in charge of recruiting workers in the village. At this moment, they said, "Let's do it tomorrow. We'll count the people tonight and pick them early tomorrow morning. I see the weather forecast is good, which is convenient for us to fry and dry them."

The two of them spoke in dialect, but the Yuncheng dialect is close to Mandarin. After all, everyone in the live broadcast room had been there for a year or half a year, so they all understood it now.

So the crowd was excited and only wanted one answer -

[I just want to ask, will you sell me this mugwort tea? ]

[Link up, link up, link up]

[Link brother is getting anxious, can you count the goods you have sold this year? ]

[That’s right! Do you still want to monetize your traffic? Money! If you don’t reach your KPI in the first quarter, what will you do next? ]

Although Zhang Yanping is not very useful, he is still quite reliable in the live broadcast room.

  At this point, the joke was over and the atmosphere was heated up, so he stopped and replied:

"Sell, definitely sell. You are all old fans who have been following us for a long time. I will never forget about these good things."

"It's just because these are goods that others have pre-ordered, so we try to pick as many as possible. But the production is limited, and in order to prioritize quality, the amount of goods on the shelves may not be large."

"Everyone buy what you need, don't force yourself if you don't like it."

After these words were spoken, everyone in the live broadcast room was moved to tears for some reason.

[Brother, you finally said something human! ]

There are also more sober ones who go straight to the core——

[So the quantity is small and we have to rely on snatching, right? ]

[You are asking this question out of experience. Even if there is a lot of stock in this live broadcast room, you still have to fight for it. ]

[You didn’t buy the Houttuynia Cordata Tea and Tea Egg Marinated Seasoning Packets from last year? The quantity was really not small, and I was still beaten to a pulp in the fight]

[Think about last year's tea seed oil hand mask? The welfare version was limited to one per person, and there were more than 100,000 copies. Let's see who can buy it easily without fighting for it? ]

【You have many words, so you are right. 】

[I also fought hard to get the hand mask based on my own ability! ]

[That’s right! There are so many grown men in the live broadcast room fighting for it more fiercely than I do]

  As soon as these words were spoken, everyone immediately perked up and looked at those who were posting comments. These were all their competitors!

As for whether you have never tried Houttuynia cordata tea or mugwort tea/you may not be used to it…

Laugh to death!

  Even if you can't get used to it, you can still make some money by selling it. Only a fool would not buy it!

During the chat, the rice flour and the stir-fried diced pork with mugwort sprouts had already been mixed. At this moment, the seventh cousin and Qiao Qiao worked together and quickly kneaded them into round pancakes, which they then evenly placed in the pan.

Zhang Yanping took a deep breath, watching his seventh cousin and Qiao Qiao cracking eggs with one hand in unison and skillfully, and then looking at the increasing number of egg yolks in the basin, he couldn't help but suggest:

"Let's pickle more salted duck eggs this year. They are so delicious with white porridge!"

Update two, good night.