Song Tan's Notes
Chapter 1300 Ward Inspection
Chapter 1300. Ward Inspection
The young people in the live broadcast room are mentally unbalanced.
[I see. I can’t buy such good Houttuynia cordata and mugwort sprouts, right?]
[Yeah, we are not worthy of using new technology...]
[I am so humble, can you sell me this roasted tea? ]
【Link on link on link】
[It's already starting to get hyped, can you do a pre-sale? I just got a new broadband]
[Yes! How about opening a pre-sale? I am not afraid of waiting, I have plenty of patience]
Compared with everyone's comments, Zhang Yanping expressed his sincere feelings: "Pre-sale is not a good habit, let's sell it steadily, and everyone can buy it with peace of mind, how great!"
[What you said is true. If you had pre-sold this year's corn last year, wouldn't you have had a chance when there were fewer people? ]
[I used to be complaining about having 120 followers, but now I am slapping my thighs with million followers]
[I used to look down on honey that cost 1000 yuan per pound, thinking that I was the iron-willed old leek that could not be cut]
[Please, please! In this live broadcast room, I just want to be a bunch of tender leeks that can be cut at any time]
[When the clothes sellers offered pre-sales, I turned around and left. No one knew that I was kneeling here to beg for pre-sales from Teacher Qiao Qiao]
Zhang Yanping: ...Wrong decision!
He decisively changed the subject: "Um, Uncle Zhou, will steaming the leaves before frying affect the effect?"
Zhou Maozhu was happy: "It doesn't have much impact. After all, the general wormwood sprouts and houttuynia cordata are wild grasses, and they have a bit of astringency. If you dry them at home and steam them in advance, the taste will be better."
"And don't think that our hand-made tea is so-so. In fact, the tea-frying machines nowadays are much better and more even. People with poor skills would rather use a tea-frying machine."
"It's just that the quantity is large. You young people want to try something new, so you don't need that."
[The gangster boss looks uneducated and changes the subject so awkwardly]
[High praise! Not only is he uneducated, but his appearance is determined by his heart. He is especially bad when he is greedy for us! ]
[Stop saying that! The gangster boss holds the lifeline of our kidneys in his hands! If he says he wants to sell them, I'll go right away!]
[Good fellow, what you said makes sense! Gangster brother, please, please sell some! ]
[Give me the goods, give me the goods quickly! I can’t bear it anymore, I can’t hold on for a day! Brother, please! Sell me some.]
[Hiss…something’s wrong]
[Big brother! Please! I can't live without our products! ]
【you……】
[Quickly retract your magical powers, the entire live broadcast room will be in danger soon]
Zhang Yanping was watching with a big mouth, but when he turned around, he saw a flashing reminder in the background that someone had just entered the live broadcast room.
【xx Internet police enter the live broadcast room】
He suddenly shuddered, and faced the camera with a ferocious and angry face: "Everyone, be steady! Don't destroy our live broadcast room."
The next moment, a bullet screen appeared with flashing special effects:
【xx Internet Police: What goods are you selling? 】
Everyone in the live broadcast room: [……]
[It’s over, it’s over, the cops are coming (dog head)]
[Sir, most people don’t know about our eldest brother’s business]
[Not you——]
Zhang Yanping was getting anxious: "What time is it? You are still making trouble! Explain quickly, we are selling legitimate things."
"We are a live broadcast room for agricultural products."
【xx Internet Police: So what kind of goods are being sold? 】
The live broadcast room was filled with [HAHAHAHAHAHAHA], followed by a flurry of responses from everyone:
[Tea, genuine tea, 5 yuan per kilogram] [Tea, genuine tea, 50 yuan for g]
[Tea, real tea, no free gifts, the price has skyrocketed, and ordinary people can’t get it. ]
Zhang Yanping:......
The hanging heart finally died.
The Internet police only captured the keywords, and some netizens who were looking for trouble @ed them to join in the fun. But looking at the responses from everyone in the live broadcast room, it seems like there really is something wrong.
What kind of tea with no reputation costs 1 yuan per pound? And it’s sold by gram! And you have to snatch it?
And the man in the live broadcast room, why does he really not look like a good person? Take note of it and pay close attention to it.
As Zhang Yanping watched more and more people join in the fun, he finally pulled out his trump card:
"If the live broadcast room is blocked, this batch of goods will not be sold online and will be shipped away directly."
"Everyone, please be careful with your words and actions!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the barrage of comments instantly stopped.
After thinking about it, he sent another message to Song Tan:
“How do you sell this tea?”
Song Tan thought for a moment and said, "It's not very profitable to sell this to the border areas, so I package it in moisture-proof paper bags. A 25-gram bag only costs 60 yuan."
25g can last for a long time, and after deducting the labor and transportation costs, it can be said that there is no profit.
Zhang Yanping had an idea in mind, so he simply asked, "How much is it selling for online?"
Originally, he could have set the price, but everyone had just made a fuss, so if he had been asked to set the price, Zhang Yanping suspected that he would have set it a little higher - yes, it was so easy to take revenge!
So, let’s leave it to Song Tan.
Song Tan hadn't participated in pricing for a long time. After thinking it over, he said, "A pack of 25 grams should only cost 99."
This price is even cheaper than the cooling tea at Old Song's. After all, the cooling tea is sold in individual packages, but one package of this can last for a long time. Zhang Yanping was excited:
"okay!"
He decisively moved in front of Qiao Qiao's live broadcast camera, but was afraid that his ID would be checked over the Internet, so he did not show his face again, but only announced excitedly-
"Come on, the prices for the mugwort tea and houttuynia tea you want are out now!"
He thought he had successfully changed the topic, but netizens didn't buy it.
[What's the point of looking at the price? Can we not buy it? ]
[That’s right! The gangster must be nervous when he saw the Internet police coming, so he wants to use something to shut us up.]
[That makes sense! Come on, I have a big mouth, stop me first. ]
[Price is not a problem, but at least you let me get it! ]
[Don't quote me, just sell it if you want to. ]
[That’s right! The police are here, why don’t you sell the goods to prove your innocence?]
[Brother! Don't be afraid! If uncle checks your ID, we will take your place.]
[Brother, don't be afraid! If selling too little is a sin, I am willing to take the blame for you! I only ask you to give me one bite every day]
[Cyber Police: ...Okay, focus on this]
Things have changed. Zhang Yanping had made everyone drool over him before, but now it was his turn, and he was also frustrated by the barrage of comments.
But fortunately, after being entangled with netizens for a long time, I have seen all kinds of barrages! Just an Internet policeman, as long as he can grab the goods, he will still be a die-hard fan of Lao Song's family in the future!
Thinking of this, Zhang Yanping suddenly gained confidence: "Come, listen to my offer first - if you don't buy it this time, you will get a real bruise on your thigh!"
[Whether you buy mugwort tea or houttuynia tea, both are 99 yuan a pack! ]
Update 1300, good night. Chapter 1400! If some chapters hadn't been combined into two, it would have been almost by now.
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