Song Tan's Notes

Early the next morning.

The bed number had not yet sounded, and Zhan Ming opened his eyes out of habit due to his biological clock, and saw a figure standing like a ghost at the head of the bed.

Wait, he's sleeping on the top bunk!

  It was not time to turn on the lights in their basement dormitory and the light was very dim. This sudden appearance scared him so much that he subconsciously turned over and sat up and punched him!

With a "bang", the fist hit the person solidly, but only hit the shoulder, which was hot and hard.

The other party let go and slid down the ladder.

Zhan Ming heaved a sigh of relief, then quickly leaned over the railing to look down: "Who is it?!"

Then the lights in the dormitory were turned on.

  Everyone had woken up because of the noise that had happened early, and now they were staring at the person standing in the middle of the dormitory, their faces filled with horror:

"Who are you?"

Zhan Ming was lying on the bed, furious: "Fuck, you know how scary people are, right?! Fortunately, I didn't hit you in the face, or you would blame me for disfiguring you!"

Of course, the guy in the middle of the dormitory was disfigured. His face and cheeks were swollen, and not only were his face and neck covered with red bumps, but even his eyelids were swollen. His upper lip was red and curled up, just like the anchor on the Internet who had a pouty lip...

  Very full!

The changes in the lips obviously also affected the speech, including the squinting eyes that could not be opened, and the hatred value conveyed was less.

Everyone just heard him glaring at Zhan Ming angrily: "You kid, you almost got me killed...just wait for me!"

After the other party said this, he turned around and left the dormitory again.

Everyone turned to look at the upper bunk, and Zhan Ming looked even more innocent: "Why are you looking at me? I don't even know who he is!"

But he soon found out.

Because the squad leader also came early in the morning. Soon, everyone knew that there was a thief who didn't do his job. When changing shifts, he took off all his equipment, so as to deceive the brothers who came to take over the shift without protection.

My goodness, the other party really didn’t wear it. When we took over the shift, we couldn’t recognize him as a human.

This is a big deal in the team.

  Because it is only April now, if the temperature hadn’t suddenly warmed up a while ago, there wouldn’t be so many mosquitoes in this season. But if this joke happened in June or July, it would really be fatal!

Everyone from top to bottom was alarmed. Zhan Ming was called out in a daze. He felt as if a huge pot had fallen on him, knocking him dizzy. From that day on, his surname was changed to Dou, the Dou as in Dou E.

  "I really didn't lie!" He was almost about to swear to the heaven and the party!

"I stood there yesterday too! If you don't believe me, check the surveillance video. I really didn't wear any protection, and there were no mosquitoes..."

He took it, but didn't see a single mosquito while waiting for his shift change. He actually thought there were no mosquitoes in this month, so when it was his turn, he simply didn't bring it.

I worked the night shift for two hours and didn't even hear a mosquito. When I changed shifts, I just casually said something to express my amazement. Who would have thought...

At this moment, Zhan Ming stood there and asked blankly: "I evolved?"

"Bullshit!" The squad leader glared at him: "Even if you evolve into a superman, the mosquitoes here can still bite you and make you bleed!"

There used to be many recruits who didn’t believe it and said they had a physique that didn’t attract mosquitoes, and they would start crying after standing for 10 minutes.

  The mosquitoes in their area are the real overlords. Especially in June and July, when standing guard, the entire screen is covered with mosquitoes! How is it possible that there is not even one mosquito? !

"What new mosquito repellent have you used?" A group of people stared at the surveillance camera for a long time. Although the video was not so high-definition that it would not let go of even a mosquito, Zhan Ming's condition when he was on guard was clearly visible - he was indeed not wearing any protection, and he did not show any signs of being harassed by mosquitoes.

Zhan Ming was even more confused: "No..."

But since the matter had already been exposed, his roommates were questioned one by one. After thinking about it, everyone finally asked hesitantly: "Could it be mugwort?"

  What? The leaders were stunned. What mugwort?

"It's the mugwort tea that the logistics department distributed yesterday! Zhan Ming doesn't like to drink it, so he uses it to wash and bathe."

I didn't mention washing his feet, which really saved his face.

"What?!" Now it was the turn of the logistics leader who was watching the fun to get angry: "Do you know how many applications I wrote before I got this thing?! Do you know how hard it was to get this money? I even had to say nice things to the seller, but he was not willing to make this little money from us! If you didn't reveal your identity, do you think you could have snatched such a good thing?!"

He was furious!

As a logistics leader, he spends much more time with his mobile phone every day than ordinary soldiers. Qiao Qiao started following the live broadcast room after he tried the tea and egg marinade packets sent by his comrades' families last year.

No one was interested in that thing at first, but when they heard that it would cost 20 yuan, everyone still took it to the cafeteria with a smile.

Who would have known that when the pot of marinade was cooking, the whole cafeteria would be filled with the rich aroma of the marinade. Even if there was no meat in it, the aroma of the tea eggs was so overbearing that people would never forget it.

Finally, the eggs were taken out and shared among everyone. Not giving up, we put chicken feet, meat, dried tofu, etc. in it. However, because the ingredients were a little lacking, it tasted just average.

When I went to buy it again, I didn’t get any because of the poor signal. I finally got one pack, but only one pack! The other party still said the same old thing when shopping online: “Sorry, dear, we can’t provide free shipping here.”

Since then, Qiao Qiao's live broadcast room has taken root in everyone's hearts.

But his live broadcasts are not scheduled at regular times, and the time people here can find time to go online is also not fixed. 10 times out of 9, you just watch others buy everything and then you slap your thighs.

This time, he found the comrade who provided the tea egg marinade package. The comrade went back to ask the family members, and the family members asked their relatives.

Finally, Zhu Xin came to ask Song Tan.

Otherwise there is no chance at all.

Just for this one application, I was so exhausted from writing the application materials that my pen tip was about to spark. How difficult this was, we had no idea at all when we received it!

Now I heard that some people use this thing to take a bath...

Everyone looked at the logistics leader nervously, worried that his blood pressure would rise.

But the point now is not taking a bath or drinking tea, but -

"Can this mugwort tea really have such an effect just by soaking it in water and rubbing it on the body?" It's not even simmered for a long time, and the medicinal properties are 100% evaporated!

  This is too outrageous, right?

You know, they even tried burning a whole moxa stick in the sentry box! As a result, the guards were fumigated and sneezed, but the mosquitoes were still strong enough...

At this moment, everyone stared at the inconspicuous mugwort tea in their cups, and they were eager to try it out... (End of this chapter)