Song Tan's Notes

Chapter 550
The excitement at the door was as expected, someone was indeed doing something.

Qiao Qiao had just squeezed past, when she heard the middle-aged woman's loud voice yelling confidently and resonantly:

"I'm right! Isn't this the black tour guide who slaughters people? Let me tell you, my wife eats more salt than you. I know what shit he's going to pout! I'm not fooled, I deserve it You have been deceived!"

Jojo paused for a moment.

In the live broadcast room, everyone poked their heads around, but couldn't avoid the direction of the camera. At this moment, they could only listen to Qiao Qiao, and were soon delighted by the pain on his face——

[Hahahahaha, although self-service 100 is a scam, but the anchor is worth it]

[Laughing at the anchor, please turn the camera and let me see this big sister]

【Elder Sister’s metaphor is pretty good, even if it’s too vivid, it’s unnecessary...】

[By the way, does anyone really know what shit the tour guide pouts? 】

[Eat, eat, the anchor hasn't eaten enough, how can I talk about such a topic! 】

[To insert a digression, what the elder sister said is ugly but it's true, she really kills people, right? 】

[Not really, I've been here before, and the Cliff Restaurant really lives up to its reputation.The same dishes here in peak season, a meal 168]

[Yes, yes, 168 even has to line up... because in the nearby sea area, there is nothing else to eat except for the expensive instant noodles in the hotel downstairs]

[What the hell is going on, have I been cpued?When I think of the cliff buffet in the scenic area, I can eat enough for 100 yuan, and I feel very relieved! 】

[To be honest, I just came back from the amusement park, 200 is not only not full, but also standing with a plate to eat, now I am very envious...]

The topic has gradually become distorted. It can be seen that contemporary netizens are very good at self-management and self-reflection in tourism.

But here, the girl with flushed face also looked angry:
"I think it's you who think that if you don't eat it yourself, you don't eat it. Why are you talking so badly! I eat ours, it's none of your business!"

The little girl's swearing skills are quite average, and the middle-aged woman immediately became arrogance: "Oh, who am I talking about? I just looked down on us who brought our own food because of our own money in the morning, and we even talked with our neighbors." The man sang and satirized my family... Tsk tsk tsk, now it's none of my business!"

She raised her brows high: "You have money, eat it! I see if your 100 yuan shit tastes good!"

What, what is this all about?

The tour guide was caught in the middle, and the expression on his face was no longer covered by the pain mask.

The barrage is even denser:

【What, what, what, what shit】

[I don’t know what it tastes like, but it sounds amazing]

[What is the meaning of the irony of eating shit?Give me a full story introduction]

[I will die laughing at you!What is it? It is clear that the older woman felt that the little girl had ridiculed her before, so she looked for an opportunity to shoot—]

[Don't panic, let me take a look——]

[First of all, this woman rampaged against the little girl twice before, probably because she felt that she brought food and was ridiculed by the little girl]

[Wait for the boss to analyze]

【Squatting in line】

[Secondly, the woman is holding a grudge. This time it happened to be 100 yuan for the seafood buffet. She felt that she had found an opportunity, so she immediately stepped forward to ridicule it, and shed her shame.]

[Then here comes the question, have you ridiculed before? 】

[One thing to say is that when she taunts, she is an indiscriminate and disgusting attack...]

Zhang Yanping and Xin Jun were one step behind, surrounded by the same people who joined in the fun, and they couldn't get into the core of the story right now, so anxious! ! !

He subconsciously frowned!
And the next moment, for some reason, the surrounding crowd froze, and the movement of men and women to squeeze here paused for a moment.Xin Jun only felt that the breathing room was released for a while, but he saw that the people around who joined in the fun turned around and walked around Zhang Yanping obediently.

Zhang Yanping: ...?
His face was dark, his brows were tightly knit, and his expression seemed to be suppressed and sealed with a hundred fists the size of sand bowls.The words in his mouth are innocent:
"What's the matter? Why aren't you crowded anymore?"

Xin Jun: ...

He took a rare step back, looked at Zhang Yanping carefully, and finally thought deeply:
"I knew it earlier... In the future, you have to be at the front when queuing up..."

Zhang Yanping: ...?
He didn't understand.

On the contrary, Qiao Qiao always went straight to the core of the question, even if he didn't read the barrage at this moment, he could quickly understand the story——

He understands!

But at this moment, the little girl lost the fight and was about to cry in a daze:
"You, you are insane! Who is mocking you! What does it matter to us that we feel inferior? Now we are spraying shit out of our mouths here!"

Is this worth it? !
The woman's neck seemed to be pulled out of thin air, and her aura grew taller and bigger:
"Huh? Little girl, everyone, you have to show some face! In the morning when you have breakfast at the hotel, you still insist on emphasizing that it's free—why, what's the matter with me taking more of the free ones? Why don't you just let everyone in the family get five?" Six, seven or eight tea eggs, none of your business!"

Everyone... five, six, seven or eight tea eggs?
Auntie, don't you really feel choked?This is an island, the average temperature is 35 degrees, so you eat dry tea eggs in such a bright sun?
However, the other party obviously didn't think there was any problem, and instead became more proud:
"We travel and live, you think everyone is the same as you, come out to eat this 100 yuan shit!"

Crowd: ...

Although, this map gun made everyone very unhappy.

At this moment, not to mention the bewildered little girl, even Qiao Qiao thought for a long time before she realized: "Auntie, are you eating so many tea eggs in one go? Will farting and burping smell bad?" ? Do you drink water?"

"Auntie, the breakfast in the hotel is 38, and everyone is self-service, it's not shit! Are you eating a lot of 38 and now you feel wronged?"

He looked sincere and earnest:
"It doesn't matter if you eat or not for 100 yuan. Auntie, don't eat too much shit... Ah, I'm sorry. I mean, eating too much will ruin your stomach."

There was silence all around.

After a while, I didn't know who was on the scene, and suddenly burst into laughter, and then the whole scene was full of laughter one after another.

A line of words drifted across the barrage without the anchor's attention: [Sure enough, sincerity is the ultimate skill! 】

【Nirvana+1】

[38's shit... I'm sorry, auntie, I mean don't eat too much hahaha the host is going to kill me from laughing]

[Teacher Qiao Qiao, you are really good at teaching! 】

The tour guide's tense expression also relaxed, just after wiping off his sweat, the woman in front of him suddenly jumped out of embarrassment, and threw the plastic bag in his hand at him!
"what!"

The tour guide subconsciously stretched out his hand to block it, only to feel a sharp pain in his arm, and saw a strong man with a black face standing beside him, who also raised his arm to block it——

"How dare you hit someone?!"

　It’s not me who spelled it out, it’s been so many days without code words, I’m restless and restless…

　　Today's last bottle of hanging water, it will be gone after today!
　　But it will take two more days, so don't be crowded during the holidays!
　　There should be more at night.

　　Can I ask for support for double monthly tickets?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)