Mushroom House: Me and the killer whale rescued my sister

"Pfft~"

Just feeling that the atmosphere was a bit dignified, He Jiong and Huang Lei grabbed their cups and took a sip of tea.

As a result, before he could swallow it, he sprayed it into the sea in one gulp, and the thousands of taels of tea were all cheap for the fish in the sea.

Damn old Xue, this old stalker from a few hours ago can still come to play like this?
Before everyone reacts
Old Xue ran to Han Che's side, pretending to be pitiful.

"Brother, Brother Che, Uncle Che, can you let me go?"

"Seeing that we are all fellow villagers who have traveled through time, maybe we are also time-travelers in the same world, so we can save me from this trouble?"

Han Che glanced at him lightly.

Nu Nuzui pointed to the director of the program group, and said casually:

"My sister wants to eat a seafood feast, but I don't want to go to sea, so I can only let the program team do it."

"If you don't try it, my seafood feast will be lost. What do you think I can do with you?"

"I'll buy it!" Old Xue Deng's eyes lit up.

Isn't it just a seafood feast?
You can perform a chorus with your idol on the same stage, and he is willing to give it a few more meals. As long as you don't play kitesurfing, it's purely to kill him.

Taking a deep breath, Lao Xue continued to put on a pitiful look.

But he said that's what he said, Mao Mao dragged him away, and said angrily:

"You are willing to give it, but the program team won't bring it in for you. How can you treat me?"

"Hurry up and play this game with me and earn a seafood feast, won't you make a lot of money?"

"I don't~" Old Xue screamed.

It seems to be true.
Even if he can buy it, the show crew will confiscate it.

Damn Wang Zhengyu and Xixi, these two bastards are simply my nemesis, and when I look back and take advantage of these few days in the mushroom house, I have to have a good chat with them.

"Ahem~" Huang Lei managed to catch his breath.

"Enough is enough, you brat, you almost choked me to death."

He Jiong: "Cough cough cough ~"

"Almost, really almost made me fall off the boat. This season's yearning is really amazing. Recording the show is in danger of life."

"I thought, I played with Maomao before, and this stalk was over."

"Really, how can you take it out to play again?"

The staff of the program group were all out of breath from laughing.

"Hahaha~~"

"Hahaha~~"

The sad-faced old Xue was putting on his equipment, and Han Che took a step back.

He said angrily: "Looking at your IQ, you know that I am definitely not a traveler in the same world as me, so you should go!"

In the live room:

[Fuck, that's enough. 】

[No, I didn't even think that this meme could still be played, and it was Lao Xue who came to play. 】

[I laughed so hard, I thought Maomao was the only traveler, but in the end, Lao Xue exposed himself, and even exposed the younger brother. 】

[Hurry up @一下上, there are three traversers here, pull it over and slice it to study, maybe there is a golden finger? 】

[That's right, Maomao must have a big entertainer system, otherwise how would he write these songs? 】

【Maomao: Old Xue really has a serious illness. 】

[Han Che: Hey, fellow countryman? 】

【Old Xue: Yes, I am seriously ill. Do you have any medicine? 】

[I have a question to know, if Maomao was an alcoholic who drank fake alcohol for decades before time travel, what was the identity of the little brother before time travel?And what was Lao Xue's identity before he crossed over? 】

[It makes sense, let's hurry up @一下汉奖 and let him expose himself. 】

[By the way, this group of psychopaths. I don’t even know if Lao Xue has ever thought that he will become a time traveler one day? 】

[Hahahaha, you guys are really enough, I feel that it is interesting to watch the barrage, the must-see show. 】

[Hey, Lao Xue went and never returned in order not to be a strong man, it is enough to fight~]

Coincidentally.
Ziqi and her sister had had enough fun and came from the wave boat.

Hearing Lao Xue confessing to the time traveler, he immediately looked at him with a smile, and said curiously: "Then what did you do, Lao Xue, before time travel?"

Seeing that he seemed to be about to say something, Ziqi said quickly: "Don't say it yet, my sister and I will guess!"

"Guess~" Old Xue put on his equipment with an expression of lovelessness.

The two little girls began to diverge their thinking.

Ziqi: "First of all, your creative ability is very strong."

Sister: "They are all love songs, and many of them are love songs about broken love and bad mood."

Ziqi: "The mantra is: Are you insane? You always like to scold people, which means you are a depressed person."

Sister: "Occasionally, I'm naughty, and I always like to do things that I don't want to fight."

[ps: Old Xue: "Dare to love me, in your eyes, is this the same person?"]

The two suddenly shouted in unison: "So, you are"

At this moment, everyone was concentrating, wanting to listen to the analysis of my sister and Ziqi, what kind of person old Xue was before crossing.

He Jiong and Huang Lei pricked up their ears and listened.

The audience in the studio also stared nervously at the screen.

The two little girls looked at each other, and said with a narrow smile: "You have been in love many times, and you are in love when you fall in love."

"Then the old man who has been lonely and widowed all his life has been single, right?"

Immediately, the equipment in Lao Xue's hands fell to the ground.

In an instant, he jumped into a rage,

"are you crazy?"

"How could a handsome and talented man like me end up alone?"

"Are you kidding? You don't know how to be detectives, so don't make random guesses."

"It's just ruining my reputation. How can I mess around in the future?"

"Really~"

After the resentful cursing, Lao Xue put on his equipment, with a generous expression on his face.

Before leaving, he turned to look at Han Che and said, "Brother, you must remember what you said, otherwise I will never let you go!"

"OK~" Han Che waved his hands and smiled.

Seeing how they were hurting each other, Huang Lei smiled wryly, and said angrily, "Enough is enough."

"Today's young people, this way of communication is really novel."

"No, these young people, those who have a better relationship, like to hurt each other just for fun." He Jiong shook his head.

He often has a lot of contact with young people.

It is naturally clear that sometimes the scale of what young people say to each other is indeed very large.

But in fact, it's just like that, it's just friends hurting each other, there's nothing bad about it.

"Besides, if you do this, it will be easier to enhance friendship."

"Ahahaha, how can we increase our friendship?" Huang Lei thought with a little reminiscence.

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Was it like this when they were young?