Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 119 Good sister, why is she called Song Tie? 【Subscribe】

"Tuk Tuk Tuk~~"

On the stage, Qi Yuncheng drove the motorcycle with the front of the car, and he didn't know how cool his expression was, and then shared his experience with his partner.

"Do you know how happy I am to drive this car?"

"That's right!!" Seeing him, Luan Yunping didn't even want to talk to him, so she agreed!
"But everyone, don't look at my train, I won't let the car go."

"Are you still racing?"

"It's so fresh, it reflects my value."

"What's the value? It's only about 140 yuan."

"Tuk Tuk Tuk~~"

After saying something, Qi Yuncheng continued to drive for a few seconds, then suddenly turned his eyes to the left, "Hey, there is a car passing by next to me, it seems to be worth more than me."

"Nonsense!" At this moment, Luan Yunping was a little frustrated, "A bicycle is worth more than you!!"

Make fun of it at this time.

There were smiles on the faces of the audience.

And Qi Yuncheng seemed to be stabbed inexplicably at a pain point, turned around and looked at him imitating the movement of lighting the fire just now, "Puff——"

"Oh, you and your car should be recuperated, this stomach is too bad!"

Something to talk about.

There has always been a lot of laughter in the theater.

"bully!"

After muttering, Qi Yuncheng turned back to his body and continued to speak, "The car passed by me, and I can make you compare me to it?
I wipe it! "

"Tsk!" Luan Yunping waved her hand with a pinch of teeth, "This is my life."

"Pick up the accelerator, I'll hit him at the front of the car, I have to shout."

"What are you shouting for?"

"Ow!!!!"

"Good guy, the sound of the car depends on the sound of the people."

"Oh, it's a pleasure, but just a second ago, a traffic policeman called me in front of me."

"I have to stop you."

"I squeezed the brake, and the car stopped in 10 minutes. The police stood next to me. I sat in the car and asked what happened."

Speaking of Qi Yuncheng's whole temperament, he saluted and made a two gesture, "Two things!"

Luan Yunping hurriedly said, "Say it!"

"Actually, it's nothing, and it's not too big."

"what exactly is it?"

"First, you're crushing my feet!!"

"Oh, this one is really calm. What about the second one?"

"Second?" Qi Yuncheng pointed to his left, "I didn't tell you to stop!"

"Who is that?"

"That intersection, that traffic policeman!"

"Okay, I just said why stop for 10 minutes."

"Thank you Uncle Police, I'll go there now!"

Qi Yuncheng answered quickly, and then got off the motorcycle and spoke after giving a few body movements of driving a motorcycle.

"The traffic police over here are waiting for me. When they saw me, they sighed. Good guy, you've come back. It's been half an hour."

"It's not easy to get this car back." Luan Yunping also followed.

"In front of this person, I hurriedly ask what's the matter?
The policeman pointed at the car, you wiped the car just now, you wiped it, the car has not moved until now.

The driver didn't come down either, so let's take a look. "

"Oh, you have caused trouble." Luan Yunping said anxiously.

"As soon as I opened the door, I saw the driver lying on the steering wheel motionless."

"Look what happened."

"The driver didn't move, and the daughter-in-law of the co-pilot sat there crying!
Comrade policeman, you don’t know, the two of us drove the car well, he was timid, and I was telling him about Liaozhai, when I hit the front of the car, I didn’t know what it was, when a black shadow rushed past with a yelp.

As a result, it is now lying on the ground and motionless. "

Luan Yunping said: "I think it's haunted."

"The policeman saw that I couldn't let me go, and said, hey, do you have a book?"

Qi Yuncheng was not at all timid about this, he leaned over and quickly handed over the book, and once he handed it over, he played the role of a policeman and took a look at it.

He just frowned more and more, and even glanced at the headlights above the theater.

Then he spread out his palms and pointed and asked, "Why is Yihou Town's name badge stamped on your photo?"

This sentence comes out!
There were bursts of chuckles immediately in the huge theater.

Although I haven't seen how Master Hou painted it, but this person's name badge is so joyful.

"Hey, the chapter is wrong." Luan Yunping said amidst laughter.

"As a result, I was detained."

"It's your fault."

"Sitting in the detention center, I almost burst into tears. Such a big living person detained me, but I was sad, and the police outside brought in another one.

This one is still talking as soon as he comes in. "

"say what?"

"Is it like a word? Is it like a word?"

"Hey, that's good, he was brought in too." Hearing this, the audience and Luan Yunping knew that they were coming.

"Oh, Lord Hou? Hello, how did you come in?
I was reported, saying that I drew a license plate or something!

That must be the case, you finish painting for others, and they will report you. "

Qi Yuncheng stuffed his hands into his sleeves and said something sarcastic, but he became curious after the next sentence, "Who have you painted for?
I just drew it for you! !
Oh, that's what I reported. "

"You can admit it!" Luan Yunping couldn't help laughing even though it was the right word.

"I came out after staying for a few days, and Mr. Hou is still there!"

"He has committed a great crime!"

"However, after I came out, I met a good thing. As the old saying goes, it's very happy. Someone introduced me to a girlfriend."

"Ouch~~"

Mentioning the girlfriend, for some reason, some girls at the scene yelled strangely as if they had eaten something sour.

This was not in the plan, but Qi Yuncheng was very happy and continued to introduce.

"This girl is pretty good-looking. She has curly hair like my uncle, and has long eyelashes. She can pick out a hat in the blink of an eye."

"Hey guy, this is the steel wire."

"She still wears those colored contact lenses, not to mention how pretty she is, and she also has a nice and very elegant name."

"what is it call!"

"Hammer!!!"

"Huo, this is your construction site worker!!"

Hahahaha!

Luan Yunping flipped a sentence about workers on the construction site, and many of the people below were laughing up and down, as if they had been stepped on the point of laughter for no reason.

Even a little helpless.

Because I can't imagine which girl can be called such a strong name.

But at this time, amidst the laughter, one girl laughed more happily than the others. The first reason was because of her burden, and the second was because she suddenly thought of something.

Then he turned his head and said something amidst the thick laughter.

"Senior sister, senior sister! I suddenly thought of something"

"What?" Song Yi sat next to him wondering.

"The first time I chatted with you online and saw you replying to your name, I also thought Yi was Tie. I wondered why such a beautiful sister was called Song Tie?

It sounds like a strong name. "

"Okay, are you hurting me?"

(End of this chapter)