Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 132 Although it is dark and fat, it doesn't matter! 【Subscribe】

"Because there was such a person as Ji Gong in history, we have to introduce him properly.

Who is it, Zhejiang Jiangtai Prefecture!Specifically, it is in Yongning Village, Tiantai County! ! "

"And this Yongning Village is outside the north gate, and there is a family living there."

Qi Yuncheng deliberately stopped breathing while standing behind the table, because storytelling requires a sense of cadence.

I really rushed to say that the actors couldn't understand it, and the audience couldn't understand it either.

After half a second, he supported the table and continued to speak.

"There are two people in this family. The master is called Li Maochun. He has been an official and married his wife Wang!
The couple are very nice and kind-hearted. The problem is that they are over forty years old and have no children. "

"In those days there were three kinds of unfilial piety, and it was the greatest to have no offspring. It is indeed a matter to have no children, and I always worry about it.

So Mrs. Wang eats fast and recites Buddha, and goes to various temples to chant scriptures, burn incense and worship Buddha when she has nothing to do! "

"Today, there is a Guoqing Temple in the local area, and the couple went there again."

Qi Yuncheng straightened up, and after gathering his energy, he looked forward slightly, "Eighteen Arhat Hall!

These eighteen arhats are arranged in a majestic manner around them.

As for burning incense and kowtowing, a statue of the Subduing Dragon Arhat fell down with a snap. "

Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng jumped out of the spoken language of the story, and then changed it to his own, "The couple are stupid now, you think this is kowtowing, and suddenly the Buddha statue came down, can you not be scared?"

"But at this time, the old abbot in the temple was overjoyed and said congratulations!!

how?Said that you kowtowed too well today, and you will have a precious son when you go back! "

"Don't tell me, not long after I went back, my wife was pregnant. According to folklore, on this day, it was the Arhat who descended from the dragon and descended to the world!!!"

Speaking of this important point, Qi Yuncheng looked at the expressions of the audience below and suddenly turned up the volume.

But it’s not noisy, just a little more tone, which is also what storytelling actors need to master, and this can better mobilize the audience’s psychological emotions.

Because they were looking forward to talking about this Jigong, and it was also this god who came down to earth.

But at this very moment.

Luan Yunping from the side screen finally came up with a cup of tea.

It is high broken.

This tea is not elegant, but the tea is really good tea, because many of them are broken pieces of good tea leaves, but they have lost their shape.

So after it's really strong, you don't need to get close to smell it, the fragrance is quite a lot.

The color is also very positive at first glance.

After the old man took a sip, the first sip was of course warm, after all it was a cold day, but the next second was the strong aroma and taste of the tea.

But the old man didn't just care about the tea, he was also silently watching the kid's performance.

Just didn't comment much.

Instead, Gao Feng stood behind and pushed his glasses, looking a little surprised.

"Old Guo, is this really the first time I've said this passage? It sounds quite comfortable."

He came to Deyun Club in [-], which is not too late, but he didn't know about it before, so I'm not sure if he has really appeared on stage.

Guo Degang could also see the child's performance status, so he watched intently and replied softly, "It's indeed the first time I said that this sense of stage probably helped.

With that feeling, the audience likes to watch it standing there.

But I also wonder, in the past half a month, his growth is pretty good.

I can try to talk about it later. "

After saying these few words, neither of them dared to speak loudly, because the old man was here, and they didn't have to make more comments.

And partner Luan Yunping has always been taciturn.

They must be very familiar with each other, but they didn't expect him to know this.

At this time, Qi Yuncheng on the stage continued to talk.

"Conceived in October, once you give birth, you will give birth to a child! Just this birth, the child will not cry.

Giggle! "

"Everyone, you said that this thing is too infiltrating. If you say that you have entered the Deyun Club, it is right with this music. You have to cry when you give birth. Even if you don't cry, he is happy, can you not infiltrate people?"

"The couple are sitting in the house, what's going on? What do you mean?"

"I'm wondering!"

Qi Yuncheng pointed in one direction while speaking, "An old monk came to the door, an elder from Guoqing Temple, who came for our young master."

"When the family members found out, they quickly let them in and chatted with the living room.

The old monk said, I heard that you add a young master?

Yes, it is very festive to add a young master. I am still happy now, and I am almost overwhelmed.

The old monk said, take it out and let me have a look.

Li Maochun hesitated a little, he was just born, and he was afraid of bumping into the sun and the moon.

The monk said, it's all right, you can rest assured that I'm here. "

Qi Yuncheng showed the dialogue between the two characters, and then lowered his head and gestured for a baby in his arms.

"Take it out and take a look, the heaven is full, and the ground is round!"

"Everyone here may also be wondering, what does this old man who has heard books say that the heavens are full and the earth is round?
In fact, the forehead is quite wide, and the chin is also quite large.

So the old monk looked at the child and felt that his head was straight and cute. "

Although it is dark and fat, but it doesn't matter, it will be fine in the future! "

The words black and fat came out.

The audience sitting below understood in an instant.

The laughter continued.

"Hahaha! Good guy, Mr. Guo has met some kind of apprentice. He doesn't let crosstalk go, storytelling doesn't go away."

"Bring private goods, this is it!"

"This can be regarded as witnessing the birth of a little black fat man."

"That's it, anyway, I don't get tired of hearing it."

……

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Amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng was also laughing. The storyteller said seriously that the audience would fall asleep, so they had to tease them from time to time.

"It's good! But holding the child in my arms is even more joyful. Yile makes the monk feel so happy. Why am I so happy?"

"It is implied in the book that the old monk knows his origin, the eighteen arhats who are disciples of the Tathagata Buddha, among them the descending dragon arhat came to the world.

So she hugged her and nodded. "

"Don't laugh! Don't laugh! I know your origin, you come and I go and put it aside, so that everyone will not fool around!!"

After giving such a sentence.

It can be regarded as a very classic sentence, and then Qi Yuncheng continued, "Say these four hidden words.

It probably means, I know what's going on with you, and I know what you're going to do, don't make trouble, okay, so that you won't cause trouble to everyone.

After talking, the child is really fine.

Very peaceful! "

"Oh, I made Li Maochun happy, and the old monk also looked at the child happily.

Then made a poem! "

"It's the first division of chaos~~It's really hard to know~~Who knows how thick the earth is and how high the sky is~~"

Audience: "Hey~~"

All of a sudden, Qi Yuncheng sang a song of persuasion behind the table, and the hundreds of people below heard it all with smiles, and they were inexplicable.

Feelings, this old monk also belongs to Deyun Club?
So the booing started immediately!

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(End of this chapter)