Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 146 Four hundred million, can you control where people like to live? 【Subscribe】

On the stage of the North Exhibition!
Uncle Yu Qian and Qi Yuncheng scuffled on the ground.

The whole audience erupted in an instant.

Not to mention the audience shouting crazily below.

The Deyun actors on both sides of the side curtain were all terrified when they saw it.

Yue Yunpeng, Shaobing, Xiaomeng, and even Dalin also watched around there, all of them didn't know how to change their expressions.

There is no way, the uncle is too fierce.

He directly pressed against his body and pulled Qi Yuncheng's coat.

At this time, Guo Degang was standing on the stage, looking caught off guard, and stretched out his hands to persuade him quickly.

"Oh, don't fight anymore! What's going on? This is, stop, stop fighting!"

Shouted a few words.

The uncle, who was wrestling on the ground, suddenly stood up, and shouted at Guo Degang who was standing a few meters away, "Nonsense, you should stop it a bit.

Stand that far! ! "

"I'm afraid of being splashed with blood!!"

As soon as the two people talked, the audience burst into laughter, especially after seeing the scene just now, Guo Degang was still standing at the table, and then he started fighting.

Not only did he not stop forward, but he took a few steps back.

For fear of contaminating myself.

But the old couple had nothing else to lose, so they all went back to the microphone and tidied up.

But when they were tidying up, suddenly the two of them turned their heads and found that no one was in sight at another position.

And the reason why he couldn't see anyone was because Qi Yuncheng was still lying on the stage with an expression on his face that didn't seem to understand how he was thrown over at all.

Seeing this situation, Guo Degang and the audience below laughed again.

There was no other way, so the old couple hurried to find the child.

And Qi Yuncheng, who was pulled up, was still dazed when he walked into the microphone, "Good guy, this is the first time I've talked about cross talk while lying down!
This is called a stimulus.

Hey, how did I get there just now? "

"Hahaha!" Guo Degang laughed heartily, and was also happy in his heart, because the effect was so good just now, so he looked at the audience and sighed, "Oh, you guys are here tonight.

But having said that, what's the matter, why did they start fighting! "

"What else? This jacket is mine!!!"

Yu Qian said a word!

The whole stripping of mandarin jackets can be regarded as completely entering the normal work.

As soon as this is going on, the audience actually knows that De Yun has performed a lot in recent years, and it is also a very traditional joke.

So after that, Qi Yuncheng also introduced how the mandarin jacket came about, and the benefits of wearing it for the uncle.

And the advantage is to help him speak the truth.

These are all prescribed lines.

There are no too many changes, the only thing that has changed is the random jokes and words that a few people add from time to time.

After finishing these.

Yu Qian stood in his place and chatted with Guo Degang.

"It's nothing to worry about, can I be covered in clouds and mist? Besides, do we need it? We don't lack anything at home, and we have what we want.

Am I still flirting with others?
To tell you the truth, this time our family happened to be demolished, so I didn't tell you about the compensation for the demolition money. "

Guo Degang nodded seriously, "That's right!"

"My family was good before, but now it has gone up to a new level, not just one, but several steps. How much did our old man and old lady lose at once? Do you know?"

"How many?"

"Four hundred million!!!"

The price is revealed.

The audience below exclaimed.

Yu Qian continued to speak at this time, "But then again, there is something wrong with the old man and the old lady!"

"how?"

"I am his own son, and he didn't tell me when the demolition money came out."

Guo Degang: "Maybe I forgot."

"It doesn't matter if you forget, the old couple are getting older, and their minds may be a little confused. But not only did they not tell me, they even moved!!"

Yu Qian showed a very surprised expression, "The old couple moved with [-] million yuan, and they didn't tell me about it!
I haven't moved any closer. "

"Where did you move?"

"The old couple took [-] million and moved directly to the sun!"

"Okay!" Guo Degang stretched out his hand to stop, "It's already a bit foggy!"

"I found out the house was quite warm."

"Oh, it's warm, let me stop you."

"what happened?"

"First of all, [-] million was paid for the demolition. Let's not mention that. The other old couple made sense without telling you. I forgot it in a moment of confusion, but moved to the sun."

"Yeah, he didn't tell me."

Guo Degang looked at his senior brother and frowned, "They probably melted before they could say anything!"

"I moved before I had time to say it!"

"Okay, you're talking nonsense."

"You do not believe?"

"Do not believe!"

"Then ask him!!" Yu Qian suddenly pointed at Qi Yuncheng who was wearing a mandarin jacket and was on standby.

"He knows?" Guo Degang suddenly looked at his apprentice.

"Yes, he went to the sun to find our old man."

"Then it is really possible for him to come back."

Subconsciously make a complaint.

Guo Degang turned to the child, "Qi Yuncheng!",

"Hey! Master!" Qi Yuncheng quickly responded.

"Let me tell you something. It said that a family moved and paid [-] million yuan for the demolition. The old man and the old lady didn't tell their sons, and said they took the [-] million yuan to move to the sun."

Hearing Master's words, Qi Yuncheng took a step closer, then looked up at the heart-shaped hairstyle on Master's head, "Master, is your head sprouting?"

"What a mess."

Guo Degang quickly stopped with his fan, and said again, "Is this credible?"

"Nonsense! Who can say that with buds on his head!!"

Hahaha!
Qi Yuncheng cursed again indirectly, and the audience chuckled again.

But Yu Qian was not happy, so he directly bypassed Guo Degang and pulled his coat again.

This time, Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to help out the lie.

suddenly amplify the sound.

"Yes, there is such a thing!"

"Then tell me about this fantasy story." Guo Degang looked like he was watching the show.

"Think about it, it's a good thing to demolish someone's house. How much will you give!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly looked at his uncle and asked.

Yu Qian stretched out four fingers, "Four hundred million!"

"Four hundred million! Four hundred million!"

After muttering twice, Qi Yuncheng really couldn't think of any explanation behind the microphone, and suddenly gritted his teeth and shouted, "I live wherever I like, can you control it? See you soon!!"

"Come back to me!!!"

I saw the apprentice running towards the side curtain again.

Guo De was about to go crazy, so he ran over again, and was caught by the back of his neck.

When I come back, I will complain.

"Based on this explanation, it's so fucking brittle! Why are you sending me away? That's the sun!!"

"oops!"

Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to rub his hands together, trying to think of something to say.

"It even moved to the sun! Think about it, this person's brain is very powerful! You may find it unbelievable when you hear it like this, and you may not understand it!"

Guo Degang nodded while listening: "Yeah!"

"It sounds impossible at first, but the human brain will think differently. Aren't you hot? Aren't you hot?"

Speaking of this, Qi Yuncheng remembered something and his expression became calm. He put his left hand on the master's arm and patted the table with his right.

"By the way, go out at night, people don't go out during the day!! How good this is, it's a perfect explanation!!"

(End of this chapter)