Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 264 Kong Yunlong dragged us away for medical treatment before we even arrived at the shooting site! 【Subscribe】

After bowing up.

Qi Yuncheng stood behind the table and didn't leave in a hurry. With so much applause, he had to talk for a while.

And this is saving money, and there will be plenty of time later.

But at this time, a person appeared on the side screen.

It was Hou Ye who sneaked up on the ground with a small section of sugarcane, stuck it next to Qi Yuncheng and said a few words.

After finishing speaking, he took a bite of sugar cane and went down.

This behavior is not a problem at all, and it doesn't matter to him.

So seeing him like that, the audience and actors were laughing.

But Qi Yuncheng also relayed what Lord Hou said.

"It seems to be raining heavily outside. It should be difficult for everyone to leave later, so let's try to talk for a while and wait until the rain subsides before leaving."

"it is good!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

I can hear more.

The audience is extremely happy.

But Qi Yuncheng was distressed while supporting the table, "What are you talking about?"

"Yellow Banxian!!!"

"Fighting method!!!"

"Bachelor of solution!!"

"Liao Zhai!!"

……

moment.

Hundreds of spectators below roared at the top of their voices, and the audience on the second floor did the same, constantly revealing their names.

Or maybe I liked the old jokes I heard just now, and most of the answers were from Master Liu Baorui.

Qi Yuncheng himself was also deciding whether to tell the truth or not.

In the end there was nothing to do.

He lowered his head and patted Xingmu.

"I think most of them are the jokes of Mr. Liu Baorui, the stand-up king. As a student, I can also be regarded as learning.

Please forgive me if there are deficiencies.

So let's talk about "Huang Banxian" next! "

Hearing this, the audience became even more excited. At the same time, all the yelling just disappeared, and then all of them turned their eyes to the actors.

There are melon seeds, peanuts and tea in the small theater.

But no one is eating now, for fear of missing something, and the key hands are also occupied by the mobile phone for shooting.

Qi Yuncheng said: "This theater is a small theater in Tianqiao Deyun, there is a lot of turnover of people, you may have gone to the nearby stalls or something.

These small stalls have the most food, but occasionally you can see a few fortune tellers under the overpass.

I don't know if you have been there or not, but we have been anyway.

What are you going to do, just give Kong Yunlong his fate.

But this fortune-telling is useless.

It can be seen from him that his life is good.

But I didn't see how lucky he was! ! ! "

For those who knew Kong Yunlong, the audience immediately burst into laughter.

"Kong Yunlong, everyone we know well calls him third brother. My friendship with third brother is not shallow, and so is my partner Luan Yunping.

Even Luan Yunping's former official partner was Kong Yunlong.

Then why didn't they work together again? It's because once he was riding a motorcycle and crashed into..."

Words have not yet spoken.

Suddenly, a girl in the front row below cheered quickly, "Come on Xiali!!!"

Qi Yuncheng nodded, and at the same time added, "Go Xiali, who is parked!"

"And taking the cannon is the second time. One year's New Year's Eve, we set off the cannons collectively, and we all drove from the house to the outside of the community together.

There were firecrackers in the car, and there was no place to sit, so Luan Yunping and I walked to the outside of the community.

After all, the road is not too far away.

And before we got to the scene of the cannon shooting, Kong Yunlong had already taken him away for medical treatment! ! "

Hahahaha!

Like chatting, the audience couldn't help laughing after hearing the detailed process.

Qi Yuncheng sighed at his own words, and at the same time looked at the table he was supporting, "Actually, this cannon is quite big, as high as a person's knee.

The width is also quite wide, almost catching up with this cross talk table.

Just order the biscuits. "

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and pointed to the left side of the table, and at the same time he pointed to the right side.

"Kong Yunlong just clicked on this side. But he didn't know what to do on the other side. The end he clicked was the root of the twister.

When he lit the cannon, he still bent over and pressed it against it.

Bang it.

Kong Yunlong collapsed and lost all his hair.

It recovered later, and this IQ seems to be no big problem from a distance, anyway, don't chat with him in detail. "

The atmosphere in the theater was already joyful, but when it came to this IQ, it seemed that there should be no big problem from afar, and there were a lot of laughter.

But Qi Yuncheng changed his mind.

"So this fortune teller is not old. Of course, there are times, but that's a trick. Fortune tellers have a set of methods.

Pay attention to the spring.

What does it mean to ask for a fortune, that is, you come to fortune-telling, not to give you the fortune-telling first, but to ask for your words first.

Pay attention to clapping springs and exploding springs, obviously I didn't figure out what happened to you.

He is going to blow you up.

Right, he also has a way!

If that was wrong, he could still take him back, calling it Twist and Draw.

......"

a time.

On the stage, Qi Yuncheng directly started this very classic stand-up. The audience is willing to listen, and the actors also love to talk.

Nothing else, I really like it.

And at the same time, the side screen.

Meng Hetang, Zhou Hang, and Dalin all felt goosebumps when they heard such a simple passage.

Not because of the sudden rain that cooled the temperature.

It's the passage after that, which is unbelievably fluent, especially when I borrowed the matter of the third brother, which is full of sense of substitution.

Even when it was transferred to Huang Banxian, it was hard to believe that this had actually happened.

So how could the audience not be fascinated, how could they not believe it, even if they knew it was a joke, but the atmosphere was here.

"Tsk!" Meng Hetang smacked his lips, "My senior brother is too good, I have to learn this stand-up technique.

No, I have to take a picture of this.

Next time I will do the same to get a sense of substitution. "

Without further ado, Meng Hetang took out his phone, but regretted it because it was too late to shoot.

But after the show, it is estimated that you can find it online.

Although there are only a few hundred people at the scene, the speed of video transmission will not be low.

Xiaomeng was filming here, and Dalin stood by and looked at his brother seriously. How could he not know his brother's ability for so many years?
And to be honest, it is completely impossible to learn cross talk only by the master's word-by-word teaching.

What matters is the atmosphere of the elders and the cross talk circle around you, because you can learn from their various information.

Then increase your own experience and experience.

It is also a kind of smoked.

And even if Dalin stayed in it very well, after all, there were a group of people around him, even if he had never learned cross talk before.

But when they speak, they subconsciously imitate the tone of mouth. The more they hear and see, the more it will naturally form in their minds.

So he learned cross talk during this period of time, and his progress was not slow.

But that's all.

It's raining outside, but there's crosstalk inside,

And come down little by little.

And waited for about half an hour.

This Huang Banxian is finished.

After finishing speaking, a group of people came up to start the curtain call.

The curtain call took a long time, and it didn't end until after five o'clock and when the rain outside was almost light.

Adding up this time, the theater performed for almost four hours today.

A lot more than usual.

At the same time, the audience had to walk slowly, for fear that it would rain heavily after a while.

One by one went out with umbrellas, and the threshold of the gate building was once again wet.

But they were in a hurry, and the actors who got together backstage were very relaxed, eating the sugar cane bought by Master Hou together.

"It's been raining a lot today, and it hasn't stopped, but it's a good thing, otherwise it would be sunny.

There are even more spectators who cannot come in from outside.

Almost all gone now. "

"Just leave." Qi Yuncheng nodded reassuringly when he heard what his senior brother said. What he was most afraid of was the audience waiting desperately.

The more he waited, the more he felt guilty.

Because it's not worth it.

While talking about it, Hou Zhen handed him another sugar cane, Qi Yuncheng quickly refused, it would not be a big deal to eat it like this.

But Hou Ye really enjoyed sitting beside him and gnawed, his mouth was not idle.

But at this time.

Suddenly, there was a little more movement in the backstage of Tianqiao Small Theater.

It was none other than Luan Yunping who came over.

"Hey, I see that there are still so many people on the street, you just finished here?"

As soon as you walk in.

Brothers Meng Hetang and Zhou Hang hurried over.

"Yo, Brother Luan, you're here."

"It's all over, I'll just take a look. How about Yun Cheng's stand-up? I haven't seen Yun Cheng stand-up recently."

"Okay, I'm going to start admiring Senior Brother directly." Meng Hetang replied.

"That's good. The main reason is that we are not free, so we have to separate."

side said.

Several people also brought some chairs and sat around the coffee table in the backstage. It was very quiet, only a few of them talked from time to time.

As for the sound of rain outside, I couldn't hear it at all.

It's not that it can't be lowered, but the sound insulation here is good.

But it was different when I was in other theaters. The roof of the theater was made of iron, and it would crackle whenever it rained. There was no way to talk about cross talk. It was the most difficult time.

"Team Luan, what's the matter? Where is Teacher Gao?" Qi Yuncheng asked.

After Luan Yunping sat down, she immediately said, "When I came here, I called and chatted for a while.

But I have to say, it was really busy.

Not to mention that the students of Chuanxishe are about to graduate.

Teacher Gao ran on both sides. "

"Are you going to graduate?" Qi Yuncheng wondered.

"Isn't it? It's already June now, and I will graduate in July, and then I will go to our Deyun for an internship."

"Then I really forgot about it."

The corners of Qi Yuncheng's mouth turned up suddenly, and at the same time he felt that it would be fun after all, after all Liu Xiaoding and the others were coming over, and Zhou Hang came ahead of time to perform with Meng Hetang.

But he is still studying at the Chuanxi Society.

No delay.

Of course, this batch of them is probably the last batch of the Deyun Base Chuanxi Club, because they will move into the school soon.

At that time, students will need to study for four years, not two years.

Because not only learning cross talk, opera and other folk arts, but also Chinese, mathematics, foreign languages, etc., it takes a long time.

And have a diploma.

(End of this chapter)