Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 270 Qi Yuncheng Rebelled Hey, Some People Control No One! 【Subscribe】

Luan Yunping: "It's going to kill me, it's too late for us to regret it."

After Qi Yuncheng showed his legs, he lowered his head and looked left and right, feeling uncomfortable, and subconsciously muttered, "I'm not wearing stockings either!!"

"Hey, it's okay." Luan Yunping was startled when she heard that, and hurried over to stop her.

But at this moment, a girl wearing glasses suddenly yelled, "I'll take it off for you!!!"

"Hooo!!!"

Hahahahaha!
moment.

The whole theater was completely dumbfounded.

This is true for audiences and actors alike.

Although the latter have been trained, they generally don't laugh unless they can't help it.

The answer was too powerful.

And Yue Yunpeng, Kong Yunlong, Shaobing and others on the side curtain were also very happy.

Never thought there would be something good.

They have talked about cross talk for so many years, but this is the first time they feel that girls in this era are bold and unrestrained.

After the laughter, Qi Yuncheng said slowly, "I didn't expect that you really love me.

Girl, what brand are your stockings? "

"Okay, let's show some face."

After adding such a sentence or two.

The audience still laughed a lot.

"Hey!" Sighing, Qi Yuncheng could only get back to the topic, "I'll just do that."

Luan Yunping nodded quickly, "Yes! Very good, very good, and our bottom line will end here."

"I'm more or less embarrassed."

"Don't worry, we are more embarrassed than you."

"Okay."

"good."

Qi Yuncheng bent down and took a look at his legs again, "I'm just not as white as my uncle."

"It's all messed up, have you seen it?"

"When entering the bathhouse."

"Okay, it doesn't matter if it's white or not."

"it is good!"

After a while, the actors and audience looked happy, but the cross talk had to go on.

Qi Yuncheng picked up the closed folding fan on the table, and sang a passage about Yu Tangchun.

When she sang, she was graceful and delicate, after all, she had to imitate this woman.

But this appearance, the more the audience watched it, the happier it was.

Because the coat is very similar to the cheongsam, they are all forked, divided into front scarf and back scarf.

With this walk, there must be a gap between the two, and they can see Qi Yuncheng's legs through this gap, all kinds of burdens.

And obviously, there are nearly dozens more people taking pictures with mobile phones below.

But this paragraph is not long.

Qi Yuncheng put down the trousers of his water trousers and the sleeves of his coat, "This is Wen Zhuizi, and there is another one called Wu Zhuizi."

"And Wu Zhuizi?" Luan Yunping leaned over to look at her partner and repeated loudly.

"Listen to this name, Wu Zhuizi, who fights with both civil and martial arts, and that one is very lively, singing all martial arts jokes."

"is it?"

"Three Kingdoms, Eastern and Western Han, Wagang Mountains, golden knives and iron horses are fighting, and that pendant is extremely lively.

It can be seen that the line is very strong. "

"Then let's do it." Luan Yunping stretched out her hand, and said, "You can teach us this martial pendant again.

I have never seen this. "

"it is good!"

"Quack quack quack quack!"

As soon as it was said that he was coming, the audience applauded a lot. At the same time, Kong Yunlong, who was on the side screen, started to move, and went backstage with a smile without saying a word.

Qi Yuncheng continued to speak at this moment, and raised his sleeves a little, "I can't sing this alone, because this Wu Zhuizi has to have a string puller next to it.

This band that pulls the strings is performing together, so there has to be this. "

Luan Yunping nodded and understood, "That's okay, I'll give you this string."

Qi Yuncheng suddenly laughed, looked at his partner, "Are you serious?"

"Of course."

"Then lift your legs up to see if it's white."

"What kind of legs are you looking at when you're pulling the strings?" Luan Yunping waved her hand.

"That's okay?"

"sure."

"Okay, then you're tired. Today, the two of us will cooperate to perform a Wu Zhuizi."

"Show it to the audience."

"The kind of music that is about to be lost, happens to be Yue Yunpeng's special performance, let's have fun together."

"Hurrah."

"But if you play this stringer, you need a stool to sit here."

"Then I'll get the stool." Luan Yunping immediately turned to go to the side curtain, which was ready.

Yue Yunpeng handed it over quickly.

After receiving it, Luan Yunping put it behind the table, while Qi Yuncheng helped him turn down the microphone a bit.

"That's the beginning, but my martial pendant has to be fiddled with easily, and my sleeves have to be rolled up again. It was so beautiful just now and shouldn't be taken off."

"This is so beautiful."

"Anyway, it's more convenient to move your hands and feet. Generally, I don't like to act in this show."

Qi Yuncheng started to make clothes, the front scarf of his coat had to be tucked up, and then the neckline had to be turned in, in order to show the appearance of a warrior.

After finishing this, he started to tinker with the white handkerchief, and spoke again.

"Call home."

Luan Yunping stood by and didn't understand, "What are you doing?"

"I don't know if the family can rest assured."

"Am I in any danger here?"

"There's no danger." Qi Yuncheng laughed, "Or you can send me a meager message, if something happens, we can take a photo and save you."

The more she talked, the more frightening she became, Luan Yunping stood at the table for a while, "I see I'm going to hang up today."

"very simple!"

The voice fell.

Qi Yuncheng wrapped his forehead with the packed white handkerchief.

"Why are you covering your head?"

"Of course, Wu Zhuizi! One last thing to ask you, are you sure you won't change your mind?"

"Tsk!" Luan Yunping had a pinch of tooth decay. She didn't know what happened to her partner today. With so many words, she had to prevaricate, "Everyone should watch."

Audience: "Yes!! We all want to watch!"

"Okay, all of you can see that the funeral is not afraid of getting seriously ill." Qi Yuncheng said, but immediately looked around with his fan, "May I ask if there are any iron rods on your stage?"

"What are you doing?"

"For a while, the board of the sinker is the best one."

"There's no iron plate here, it's all springboard."

"All right!"

Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to compromise, and at the same time subconsciously tapped the fan on the table, making several noises, "This is not fun."

"..."

For a while, Luan Yunping didn't know what to say, because she didn't know what happened to him.

There were no such gossip in the original words.

"But it's okay, am I ready?"

"Wait a minute, I'm not ready!!!"

frightened.

Luan Yunping stretched out her hand, stepped back, and seemed to understand something, "Is there still time for me to get the phone?"

"Don't, don't, it's too late. And I suddenly remembered, you have to prepare, at least we have to try Xian'er's height.

I don't know what your tone is like. "

"I should be fine."

"Try a pass and I'll listen!"

"it is good!"

Luan Yunping gave a little support to the microphone that had been shortened before, and after a few minutes of deliberation, a loud voice came out of her mouth.

"Zeng Zeng Leng Zeng Leng Zeng Leng Zeng Zeng~~"

"Yes! But this is a little low, and you all know that my tone is high."

"That's right, I know." Luan Yunping stood behind the table and swallowed her saliva, and said loudly, "Zeng Zeng Leng Zeng Leng Zeng Leng Zeng Zeng~"

"A little higher."

"(quick breaking sound) Zeng Zeng Leng Zeng Leng Zeng Leng Zeng Zeng!!!!"

"Okay, okay, that's fine." Qi Yuncheng hurriedly stopped, "Same as before, once you press the bell, I will play, are you ready?"

"I'm ready."

"Okay, I'm so happy, today is my birthday."

Luan Yunping was about to sit down, subconsciously complaining, "Why are you having such a good time?"

Walking to the other side of the stage, Qi Yuncheng, who looked like a warrior, waited for a while. A few seconds later, Luan Yunping's electric bell rang.

He stepped back to the microphone.

said hoarsely.

"Let's say that Qingtian is welcome, Zhang Fei drank Dangyang bridge, although it is not a good deal, a couple of one day, one hundred days of grace!!!"

"It's all messed up, and it's not next to each other." Luan Yunping, who was sitting a short head down, was speechless.

"It's right not to be next to each other, Wu Zhuizi is like that."

"Not next to each other?"

"How fresh!"

"Then you are coming."

"Read the four-sentence outline!! I don't mind the apprentice Benggua dropping his words and raising his eyebrows! I will sing the book today!

Hi!Pull up the string~~I want to sing the Zizi Shu~~"

One word.

Qi Yuncheng shouted extremely high-pitched, Luan Yunping knew that she had to pull the string, but she was just about to pull it.

Suddenly one was caught off guard.

A fan hit him on the head.

"Ouch!!!!"

Frowning in pain, Luan Yunping quickly fled to the side holding her head.

And after Qi Yuncheng finished the beating suddenly, he sang indiscriminately throughout the whole process, "Hi, huh, huh, huh, huh~~"

"Stop singing about you!!!"

Back clutching her head, Luan Yunping pushed suddenly, her face full of anger.

"What the hell is this, you almost beat me to death!!"

"What's wrong?" Qi Yuncheng said proudly.

"What's the matter, how to say it and type it."

"Wu Zhuizi!"

"Wu Zhuizi just beats people?"

"Then when are you waiting?"

"Really?" Luan Yunping asked with wide-eyed eyes.

Qi Yuncheng smiled, looking very reasonable, "I asked several times, you have to come here, can I stop you?"

"Good guy, who wants to listen to this joke."

"Pull the string~~"

"Zeng Zeng Leng Zeng Leng Zeng Leng Zeng Zeng!"

As soon as the string was pulled, Qi Yuncheng took a few steps back, and then suddenly swooped down from a distance. This swoop scared Luan Yunping to the ground, rolling and crawling.

If you suffer this, you will be destined to ascend to heaven.

But the laughter below has already gathered together, it's so fun.

Luan Yunping got up and grabbed the microphone, "You are going crazy, why are you here all of a sudden?"

"I've already started acting."

"Are you acting? I thought you were going to bite someone!"

"Pull the string~~"

"Zeng Zeng Leng Zeng Leng Zeng Leng Zeng Zeng!"

For a while, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping sang on stage, which was not easy.

You can sweat a few times.

And sang until the end.

"This general, beat the biscuits downward with your hand!"

Qi Yuncheng raised the folding fan in his hand while rolling up his sleeves, and when he reached a certain height, he suddenly threw it at Luan Yunping.

Luan Yunping was so frightened that she sat on the stool and ran to the edge of the stage, but this time her plan to make a joke fell through, and she fell on the stool.

"Hey, why are you running?"

"No, what do you mean?" Luan Yunping shouted from the side of the stage, not daring to approach Qi Yuncheng again.

Qi Yuncheng coaxed him very caringly, "It's a show, come on, hurry up, you sit down, it's okay!"

"Why am I still sitting!!"

Luan Yunping took a deep breath, looking as if she was really terrified, she kept backing away in horror, and shouted as she backed up.

"Some people care and no one cares! Hey! Qi Yuncheng is rebelling again!! Come on! Qi Yuncheng is beating people and rebelling!"

Hahahahaha!
"Oh!!!!"

This time, the theater was completely uproarious, and the hundreds of people below leaned forward and back together happily.

Especially the word "you" is very suitable for Qi Yuncheng.

It stands to reason that Kong Yunlong has to go out at this time, which was originally discussed.

But he didn't show up. Instead, he turned around and said to Yue Yunpeng, "Have you rested yet? Take your things and go out after resting."

"I am going out?"

"Isn't this your special show? You go out to be lively and lively, you should show up more, it's a happy time."

Although Kong Yunlong had a bad fate, he was a good person. When they were working in a restaurant, they all depended on him to take care of them.

Even after Deyun came.

And Yue Yunpeng really couldn't hesitate...

……

"No! No!"

Luan Yunping was yelling everywhere on the stage, Qi Yuncheng hurriedly said a few words, as if he was afraid that others would know.

On the side screen in the next second, Yue Yunpeng showed up with a big black bag. When he came out, the audience was also very happy.

But Qi Yuncheng was a little puzzled, isn't he the third brother?
Not only him, but also Luan Yunping, because he also knows who will come up at that time.

Originally, he also wanted to find Yue Yunpeng, but considering that he was a bit tired in the previous program, they changed it to the third brother.

But he didn't know that Qi Yuncheng added some material to the third brother.

But I didn't think much of it.

Luan Yunping hurriedly dragged Yue Yunpeng, who was wearing a coat, over.

"Come on, judge!"

Yue Yunpeng looked dumbfounded with his things, and said through the microphone, "Oh my God, why are you making such a fuss over here, I just packed up my things and went home after I finished saving.

This rebellion, brother wants to rebel? "

Qi Yuncheng frowned and waved his hands, "Xiao Yue, don't believe this."

Luan Yunping took a deep breath, "It's too violent! Who am I? I'm my master Guo Degang's beloved disciple. He was talking about singing Wu Zhuizi, and he hit me in front of so many people.

If this is not rebellion, what is it?
And this beating, can you bear it?
But what can you do? Everyone has to watch it again.

Not acting and not appropriate. "

Yue Yunpeng looked at the two of them, "I know this Wu Zhuizi, I must beat him."

"Then can you give me something? This hurts. If I disappear, who will pay you at that time.

Do me a favor. "

"That's because I'm here, and others really can't do it."

"Do you have a solution?"

As he spoke, Yue Yunpeng put the large handbag on the stage table.

(End of this chapter)