Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Guo Degang was looking at Yuncheng in the background at the moment, his eyes were full of expectations for the future, and he was even more concerned about how long it would take for them to have a child, but thinking of this, he was curious.

"Has my daughter seen the house? What does she think?"

"Looked."

Qi Yuncheng nodded, "But I didn't mention it at the beginning when buying a house, because my wife handled it too quickly.

It was when we had to pay the deposit that day that we told her. She was stunned for a long time when she told her, and then we took her over at night to see if she felt good.

After she went to see it, she liked it very much. The house is relatively big, and there is no problem with having a child.

But she was particularly concerned about the kitchen.

Therefore, when decorating, my wife and I all followed her considerations, and after the decoration was completed, we were even more satisfied.

But if her cooking skills don't improve, I guess she won't use the kitchen a few times. "

Speaking of cooking skills, Guo Degang smiled and recalled the past, frowning. He still remembers the last time he went to cook at home.

He is afraid of a Marquis' bad mouth and now a girl's cooking skills.

So he quickly said, "You can take care of yourself, if you come to our house, I will cook for you.

Don't keep your daughter busy. "

Hahaha!
Qi Yuncheng smiled happily. It's okay for his girlfriend to cast a shadow over his master in cooking, and it can be regarded as a talent.

You know he is Guo Degang.

From the outside, who was he afraid of?
Those in the same industry and the bad media are not afraid at all. He didn't back down when so many people turned against the three vulgarities, but now he is afraid of these two things.

I have to say it is old.

"Yuncheng, Xiaobai and Lang Heyan are almost done."

While chatting, Luan Yunping suddenly came over to remind her.

Qi Yuncheng glanced at the time, smiled and talked to his master and uncle, then went to the side to put on his coat and get ready.

In the process of wearing it, Yu Qian was also curious, "My daughter's cooking skills are not good?"

Guo Degang took a deep breath, turned his head with a little excitement, "Brother, if you are interested, you can come and try it next time, then it won't be a dish."

Yu Qian didn't have a real feeling, but nodded, "Okay, anyway, Yuncheng's house has been dealt with, let's go and have a look together."

"No problem, I'll ask Yuncheng to prepare a few more dishes for my daughter to fry." Guo Degang was also holding back bad intentions at the moment, and he couldn't let himself suffer alone.

What kind of master is there and what kind of apprentice is there?

At the beginning, their master and apprentice just lied to each other to taste it.

And time is short.

After Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping changed into their coats, they began to walk towards the side screen to meet Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan.

The moment you come down.

Xiaobai and Lang Heyan were very excited.

After talking to the two senior brothers about what was there and what was not, he smiled and went backstage to drink water.

At the same time, Lord Hou stepped onto the stage to make an announcement.

"Then the next cross talk you can enjoy is "Making a Movie"! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"

"Oh!!!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

"Qi Yuncheng, I love you!!!"

"I love you!!!!"

"Qi Yuncheng! You are the most handsome!!!"

"I love you so much!!"

……

As soon as the curtain was announced, the audience below shouted at the top of their voices.

Especially when Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came out, their voices hit the stage like a tsunami.

After all, there are thousands of people, and all the eyes are full of people, so how can there be little movement.

And the actors came to the stage surrounded by all kinds of noises.

After taking the stage to the position.

The two adjusted their microphones while casting their gazes at them.

"Thank you for your applause!!!"

Audience: "Yuncheng, I love you!!!"

"Hey, well, you're tired."

"Qi Yuncheng, I love you too!!"

"Okay, please line up, someone called in advance."

……

Even though he stood up, there were still a lot of people shouting, and Qi Yuncheng kept replying, but none of the [-] people gave gifts today.

Regarding this, Qi Yuncheng was very happy, and explained, "I didn't buy anything today, the main reason is that I wasted too much time.

In a venue with tens of thousands of people, if you give gifts, you can finish a cross talk.

So it is stipulated that no gifts can be brought in.

Moreover, walking around in such a large venue at will is more likely to cause safety problems, so try to reduce it as much as possible, and the gifts are too wasteful.

There are times when we take back the huge bouquets of flowers and we can't take care of them.

Today you all just listen to the cross talk.

But next time I go to the small theater, you can make up the double, otherwise you won't be able to go out after dark. "

"Okay!" Luan Yunping, who was packing up her things beside her, was also happy, "Ming grabbed it."

"Make friends."

"Is that how you want to pay?"

The actors on the stage said a few words casually, and the audience laughed when they heard it, but in the next second, some bright lights suddenly appeared in the slightly dark auditorium below.

Dozens at first, then more than 100, then hundreds, then thousands, in just a few seconds.

Nearly tens of thousands of light sticks appeared in the auditorium.

That is the moment.

When I looked again, I found that it was no longer the crowd of spectators, but a sea of ​​stars made up of fluorescent sticks.

When the actors stood on the stage, both Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were filled with emotions.

It may be very common for some good-looking actors in later generations. A cross talk turned into a concert, but they didn't expect this scene.

Not to mention another piece of shouting came.

"Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping! I wish you all the best, we came here specially from Yanjing."

"I like you Qi Yuncheng very much. I listen to your cross talk every day, but I can't fall asleep because I am so happy."

"We are so good!!"

"We are from Hubei!!"

"Too original!!"

"There are also Henan ones!!"

"northeastern."

……

The sound was not earth-shattering, but it kept ringing in my ears, especially those cities that exploded constantly, almost in every province.

No matter whether Qi Yuncheng saw or heard the movement, he was a little speechless for a while, and supported the table with his hand leaning on the table, because his heart was full of emotions.

How can He De He can.

At this moment, Guo Degang and Yu Qian, who came up to watch from the side screen, were both happy for the child, and it was indeed inseparable from his own efforts to reach this level.

Of course, it is also supported by the audience.

Without further ado, Qi Yuncheng on the stage bowed to the audience again.

"Thank you everyone! So many people have come all the way, I am very grateful. As cross talk actors, we have nothing to repay you, we can only say more and say it well."

"That's right!" After a long time, Luan Yunping finally spoke again, and indeed he was quite moved when he saw the bright light below.

"But how to say it well, for us two young actors, we actually need to think about it. Master once told us that cross talk should be both refined and popular."

"Say these four words often."

"It's too elegant. For example, Luan Yunping and I are friends." Qi Yuncheng turned sideways to his partner.

"This is our relationship."

"A classmate is a friend, a comrade is a friend, a friend includes a friend, a friend does not include a friend. What is a friend, a noble and a lowly friendship is a present, a death is a friendship, a wife is not avoided, this is a friend."

"That's right." Luan Yunping snapped.

"Everyone who listens to these will think that it is elegant, but it is boring. The audience will only like it if they have to talk about family affairs later."

"A regular thing"

"It's too vulgar."

"Why can't it be too vulgar?"

The partner asked again, and Qi Yuncheng put the example on him again, "For example, Luan Yunping and I are friends, since we are friends, so..."

"How about it?"

"So Luan Yunping eats shit and I feel terrible!!!"

Hahaha!
Laughter immediately began to spread in the crowd below, and Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but laugh, but Luan Yunping was stunned, and nodded expressionlessly.

"That's great."

"If the two of us weren't friends."

"then what should we do?"

"Luan Yunping eats shit...it seems to be pretty good too."

"Nonsense, this is amazing in itself!!"

"Anyway, if only you eat shit, I think it's great."

"Stop talking." Luan Yunping waved her hands with a funny smile, "I'm good at everything."

"So watch it." Qi Yuncheng turned back to face the audience, "This is very vulgar, you will definitely curl your lips after listening to it, it's not good.

What to do, we can only reward both refined and popular tastes. "

Luan Yunping: "Mix it."

Qi Yuncheng nodded, "This is a skill, we are still working hard as students, especially Luan Yunping is very diligent.

Work hard to do well. "

"Well, it seems that before I worked hard, I didn't eat less of that stuff."

"But as she was eating, Luan Yunping didn't think it was a problem."

"What is eating and eating, can't you make it through?" With a sudden push, Luan Yunping really couldn't listen anymore, and this was completely out of the expression and posture of acting.

But the audience was very happy to hear it, the cross talk was good, it was really not fun.

After being pushed, Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to be serious, "Luan Yunping felt that it was right to do something, so she decided to make a movie across borders."

"What does it mean to make a movie as soon as you do business?"

"Luan Yunping's family is rich, and she said that cross talk is just a hobby, otherwise she could have graduated from Qinghua, and one of the ways to make money from money is to make movies. There have been so many good movies over the years, and they have made a lot of money."

Luan Yunping: "There are also bad movies."

Qi Yuncheng: "Just don't let Master participate."

Luan Yunping: "That's true!"

Qi Yuncheng: "Just do what you say."

Luan Yunping: "My mobility is quite strong."

Qi Yuncheng began to talk about the process, "The first thing must be to find a notebook first, and then find a screenwriter when you go out."

"Who is it?" Luan Yunping asked.

"The cultural level of this screenwriter is too high."

"What level?"

"He graduated from Ma Elementary School."

"What's Ma Xiao doing?"

"MIT Affiliated Elementary School."

"Hey!" Luan Yunping was amused by the talk, "Is there an affiliated elementary school there?"

"Amazing! There is nothing I don't understand, and the screenwriter was an unemployed young man earlier."

"What happened later?"

"Senior unemployed youth."

"Good guy, this grandson doesn't have a job because he co-authored it?" Luan Yunping was also rude, after all, it's really not that good.

Qi Yuncheng continued: "I wrote a lot of good scripts."

"Anything?"

"The first big documentary he wrote."

"what?"

"The Pedicure on the Tip of the Tongue"!"

"drink!!"

Hearing this, Luan Yunping frowned behind the table, as if she had really tasted it, and the audience laughed a lot when they saw it.

"It's disgusting that this film was made."

"Written so salty."

"It's not salty."

"I also wrote about foreign subjects."

"This is?"

"Romeo and Romeo."

Luan Yunping shook her head and corrected her, "That's Romeo and Juliet."

"I also wrote a historical theme, "A Great Eunuch Cheaper Than Yue King Goujian's Sword Says Goodbye!"!"

With such a long name, Luan Yunping was speechless for a while, "This may be his autobiography."

"The most important thing is to have a script with a large literary theme in hand."

"Return to literary and artistic themes?" Luan Yunping wondered, and quickly asked, "What's your name?"

"The name is too artistic."

"what is it call?"

"The movie is called "Not all bugs can turn into butterflies, because some are fucking maggots"!!"

Hahahahaha!
The audience was immediately overjoyed.

"It's awesome, I really want to see this fucking movie."

"How did you come up with this?"

"The first half of the sentence sounds good, but the treatment will be given up after that."

……

The audience in the auditorium were all full of smiles, but Luan Yunping was different, she turned her face to one side, feeling like she couldn't listen anymore.

Then he let out a long sigh.

"Oh~~ The last half sentence is simply too watery."

"Make Luan Yunping beautiful."

"What am I beautiful?"

Qi Yuncheng rubbed his hands, looking expectant and agitated, "This play was written for me, right? I'm that maggot, otherwise how could I eat that stuff."

"Aren't you finished? I thought it was just a burden you just said before, and it can still be connected."

"Don't eat now."

"I haven't eaten it at all." Luan Yunping waved her hand to clarify.

"Let's eat first, we have to talk about the script while eating."

"I want to buy this script?"

"Of course, the two of you sit here to eat and order a table of dishes." Qi Yuncheng pointed and introduced, "Beggar's chicken, beggar's duck, beggar's meat, beggar's rice, beggar's wine, the two of you And sang beckoning songs."

"Are you begging for food?"

"It's all the meals of this series. The more I talk about it, the happier I am. Finally, the screenwriter said it, and I will give you the book."

"Yo?" Luan Yunping rubbed her chest a little excitedly, "Giving it away for nothing?"

"Yeah, and it's guaranteed to be the best shit ever."

"Stop talking about that."

Qi Yuncheng nodded, "After returning, the screenwriter will write this pile of scripts..."

Luan Yunping: "Why so many scripts, so many scripts."

Qi Yuncheng: "Luan Yunping is done with a stack of scripts, because if she has a script, she can find a director."

Luan Yunping: "You can start filming."

Qi Yuncheng: "The director came from across the border. He was a lawyer earlier, very good."

Luan Yunping: "Why is it so powerful?"

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his thumb and praised, "How many cases have been handled very properly by him. For example, this one may be sentenced to three years, and that one may be sentenced to five years. He has handled it..."

"How about it?"

"Direct death penalty!!!"

"Hooo!!!"

Hahahaha!

The audience was amused again.

The key point was that this lawyer indirectly reminded them of a person who was also as prominent as his record.

On the stage, Qi Yuncheng showed his hands, "Hands are covered with the blood of the client."

"Such a lawyer?"

"Later, he was not allowed to do that job, so he jumped out and wanted to be a director."

"This is so bloody, he must not be allowed to do it."

"I heard that you are going to make a movie. The director found you to have a good chat, and he agreed after the chat."

"So fast?"

"The next step is to find an investor. It's also a coincidence that I happened to meet one."

Luan Yunping was happy, "I'm really going well, so whatever you say."

"Too rich."

"How do you have money?"

"This one only takes advantage of five antique shops." Qi Yuncheng stretched out a slap, and at the same time lost a little momentum, showing how rich he is.

"Great enough."

"It's nothing like an oil and salt store and a canteen taking one hundred and five antique shops, chain stores!"

"Is this still chained?"

Qi Yuncheng made a big sign in a square shape, "Antique two-dollar shop."

"Hey! What good antiques are there for two yuan???"

"A plastic basket is given at the door, and you can take it casually, and you will be weighed by the catty when you go out. And I also took advantage of a transportation company."

"This one is fine."

"Everyone of you should also know that there is a place in Yanjing called Lama Temple, and his transportation company is outside the Lama Temple."

"what is it call?"

"Ectopic pregnancy (luck)!"

"The name is too poor."

"Luan Yunping went to find someone to talk about our show, the big boss." Qi Yuncheng switched roles, stretched out his hand and said, "Come on, sit down and soak your feet first."

Luan Yunping didn't understand, "Isn't it about cooperation? Why are you still soaking your feet?"

"The family has a small pond, and there are all kinds of small fish in the pond. The two of them took off their shoes and socks to soak their feet, and the fish swam over to eat the dead skin."

"Now there are quite a few of them."

"While talking and talking, especially about the script, when I talked about it, I moved people. I voted for the money, wipe your feet and eat.

After wiping their feet, the two sat and ate again, pouring a glass of red wine. "

"It's important."

"The food is here."

"What kind of food?"

“Braised small fish!!!”

The voice fell.

The audience understood instantly, and kept staring at the actors looking forward to what they would say later, while Luan Yunping leaned on the table for a few seconds before saying meaningfully, "Oh~ eat this."

"Everyone! There is not one left!"

"We love the taste."

"That's right. After eating for three hours, the more I talked, the happier I was. After eating and drinking enough, Luan Yunping said let's soak our feet again."

"Yes!"

"The investor looked at him." Qi Yuncheng looked up and down and said, "It's okay to soak your feet, but the little fish will be gone."

"What about the fish?"

"That's what I ate just now."

"Good guy, I said why do I like that smell."

Qi Yuncheng was very happy today, and couldn't help smiling, so he still waved his hands with a smile, "That's not important, the important thing is that the matter is settled, and then we need to find the female lead and the male lead..."

"Yes, the leading role has to be confirmed."

"It's a pity that the female number one is not very satisfactory."

"Why are you not satisfied?"

"It's a car model."

Luan Yunping paused for nearly half a second, with a slightly surprised and happy expression, "Isn't that satisfactory? How beautiful is the car model?"