Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 366 Marriage Certificate Received! 【Subscribe】

Watching Song Yi anxiously open the household registration book, Qi Yuncheng vaguely discovered a fact, "You married me because you were thinking about this information, didn't you? Where did you come from as a spy? I'm starting to be afraid of you."

"You've watched too many movies, so it's possible that you still like my role-playing. You're also an agent, and I've never acted before."

Self-consciously complaining, Song Yi took the household registration book and kept turning the pages, and saw the boyfriend's page. Although he knew all the information, he took a good look, after all, out of curiosity.

Next is Mr. Guo’s page. When he saw and stared at the height, his expression was a little strange. “On the Internet, Mr. Guo’s height is said to be 1.6 meters.

"Tsk!" Qi Yuncheng clicked his tongue, "So, Agent Song, is there any benefit for you to know?"

"No, no, I was wrong, the more I know, the sooner I will die."

After returning the account book, Song Yi obediently sat in the co-pilot and did not dare to move. Seeing her like that, Qi Yuncheng didn't know what was in her head, so he had to drive home first.

After going back, there are naturally still a few days until the certificate is collected.

In the past few days, Song Yi chose a lot of clothes, because when taking pictures, the clothes need to be tidy, especially in winter, and the light white gauze skirt is unnecessary, otherwise she will freeze to death there.

So I chose a white sweater, and the skirt was a long skirt. Qi Yuncheng looked pretty good, with a relatively high waistline and long legs, which was very suitable.

In addition, the veil, shoes and earrings must be well prepared.

The man's words are not so particular, but in order to cooperate with the girls, he also uses white as the main color, which will look more coordinated.

After the costumes are ready, it will be the Lantern Festival in a few days.

The day that comes.

The family went very early, knowing that many couples would come to register, so they went to catch up with the first batch, but they still saw a lot of people when they arrived.

There are even a lot of paparazzi outside, but that is far from important, and it is impossible for the paparazzi to go inside to take pictures.

Therefore, the process of obtaining the certificate for two people is hardly disturbed by anyone.

The first thing to enter is to submit the materials and fill in the application form. After the application is completed, it will be reviewed, and after the review is completed, it will be registered.

This process also involves a lot of things, such as interviews or premarital examinations, which take time. Anyway, most of them are Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi sitting together to fill out forms and press fingerprints
After the book came out, the two people were led by the staff to the podium where the oath was read and covered with flowers.

When he arrived, Song Yi hurriedly put down the coat that Qi Yuncheng put on himself, then picked up the veil, "Put it on for me."

"Ah."

Although the wedding has not yet been held, the veil is also required now.

When I went up to say the oath, my wife Wang Hui, Song's father and Song's mother were all recording with their mobile phones below, and the sense of relief in my heart was almost bursting.

Not only them, the parties were happier than them.

Especially after getting the certificate, Song Yi stood by and kept looking at Qi Yuncheng.

Qi Yuncheng turned his head, "Don't look at me, just look at the words?"

"Oh?"

After agreeing, Song Yi held back his smile and kept his eyes on the oath book the two of them were holding together, "We voluntarily..."

"The two read it together."

"Oh."

Down below, Song's father and Song's mother saw their daughter, they were a little helpless, and they kept laughing.

At this time, Wang Hui looked at the two with the camera, "Come on, I'll count one, two, three! One, two, three, let's go!"

Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi: "We voluntarily become husband and wife. From today on, we will jointly shoulder the responsibilities and obligations entrusted to us by marriage. We will respect and love each other, trust each other, encourage and forgive each other, and love each other for a lifetime!!

In the future, whether in good times or bad times, rich or poor, healthy or sick, young or old, we will share weal and woe and become lifelong partners.

We must stick to today's oath, and we will certainly be able to stick to today's oath.

Sworn!
Qi Yuncheng!Song Yi! ! ! "

"it is good!!!"

There were only a few of them in the oath taking place, but the wife Wang Hui and Song's father and Song's mother kept applauding and happy after listening.

And Song Yi took Qi Yuncheng and ran down in an instant to hug them.

Because I finally married myself on this day, I kept trying to cry, my eyes were full of tears, although it had already started when I read it just now.

"You are finally married, and we can worry less about it in the future." Father Song looked at his daughter and said.

Mother Song said: "Let's go, girl, get ready to go home"

"Ok!"

At this time, Qi Yuncheng and his wife looked at each other, they didn't speak after seeing each other, they just smiled, but the former slowly put on his clothes again, it was still very cold this day.

Although there is air conditioning inside, it is time to go out.

But when he was about to go out, Wang Hui walked over first, and put masks on Qi Yuncheng and his daughter with his hands, "Cover up a little bit, there are a lot of people outside, I don't know how the news spread so fast."

After a little camouflage.

A few people just left the place for marriage registration. Qi Yuncheng really didn't pay much attention at first, thinking that there were at most a dozen paparazzi.

But as soon as I went out, not only the paparazzi and reporters, but also quite a few passers-by gathered here, hundreds of them.

And let them see Qi Yuncheng leading a girl out.

The crowd began to get restless.

There was even yelling.

"It's really Qi Yuncheng? Why did you get married all of a sudden!!!"

"Who is that girl holding her hand? She looks so happy."

"Wow!!! Qi Yuncheng, I wish you a happy wedding."

"Ah!! I'm so envious, the girl who has been led by Qi Yuncheng is so happy, but this girl also feels very beautiful."

"Master's wife is here too, it seems that it's a real hammer."

……

……

It was really unexpected for them to see passers-by, so all the way out, the teacher and them kept giving candies.

Even Song Yi followed, but she was always wearing a mask so she would not be recognized.

After giving them away, a group of them managed to get into a nearby car.

"I guess there will be a report tomorrow, but I don't know if it will be popular." Wang Hui muttered after getting in the car.

"I'm not a singer or star. It doesn't matter to me if I'm popular. I'm not talking about cross talk."

"It's good to have this awareness. If my daughter gets angry with you in the future, don't blame me."

"Don't worry."

The car started, and the whole family rushed back.

But the teacher won't be able to stay for long. Opening the box today, there is another dinner party at Guo's Cuisine. She needs to make arrangements, so Song's father and Song's mother followed them back home.

"Come on, let me have a look."

After arriving home, Song's mother asked for the marriage certificates of the two children, and then placed them on the coffee table and put them on the table, "It looks so good to get married now, it's much more delicate than ours."

"Who said it wasn't."

Song Yi was smiling all over his face when he came back, and then took a lot of photos with his mobile phone, but Song's father sighed in the next second.

"It's pretty fast. It's a happy event to get the certificate, but your mother and I have to go back tomorrow."

"Huh? So fast? How many days has it been?"

"Nonsense, don't we go to work? After you get married, you will have to live here all the time, but we also rest assured that Yuncheng can take care of you."

With just one word from her father, Song Yi understood another feeling of getting married. Although she was very happy with the person she liked, she was indeed married far away, and her parents lived too far away.

"I will often take Song Yi back." Qi Yuncheng interjected.

"Well! We can be regarded as enjoying the blessings with our daughter. It is the first time in our life that we meet Mr. Guo and the others so close and become in-laws."

"Then we can watch the show together tonight?" Song Yi asked curiously.

"Of course I'm going to see it, and I'll leave tomorrow."

A few people said a few words, settled down at home for the time being, and then cooked at meal time. After all, they had been busy all morning before leaving.

In the afternoon, the time passed quickly, and it was gone for a casual stroll, and then we ushered in the North Unpacking Box in the evening.

This time the unboxing was also extremely lively. Needless to say, the audience, especially the actors, knew that Qi Yuncheng had gone to get his license, gossiped a lot, and took a lot of candy.

But at the opening moment, everyone hurriedly prepared to go out to show off. Xiaoyue's words were a little uncomfortable, because he choked on the fudge, which was the kind he ate the most and stuffed into his mouth.

Finally, when Kai Men Liu was about to sing, she managed to slow down.

After the opening willow sang, the next stage was to perform for the audience one after another. Qi Yuncheng was still in the back part, so he rested in the background while the others were performing.

"Come on, master, let me see."

Guo Degang called his child with a smile on his face, and when he called, Shaobing, Xiaoyue, Kong Yunlong, Xiaozhuan, Dalin and others all surrounded him, including Yu Qian who also took a look at him.

It's not that I haven't seen a marriage certificate, but that I haven't seen Qi Yuncheng's marriage certificate, so I'm curious.

Qi Yuncheng took it with him naturally, after all, Master was busy and didn't go to see it today.

The moment he opened it, Yue Yunpeng said with sugar in his mouth: "Senior brother and sister-in-law are both beautiful, have you repaired it yet?"

"If you can say it, just say more." Kong Yunlong recited it to Xiaoyue beside him.

Yue Yunpeng was still aggrieved, "My wife's marriage certificate has only been p'd, and I've been given a lot of p's."

"That is, your big face cost the staff a day."

Guo Degang looked at Yuncheng's marriage certificate, and subconsciously pissed off Xiaoyue, but the others were all amused, and Dalin, who was next to him, even rua his brother-in-law's face, which he usually likes.

Who told him to have a big face.

But really happy.

Then Guo Degang returned the marriage certificate.

"I've always thought about such a day, but I never thought it would come. It's like a dream. The wedding is coming next. What are you going to do?"

"I haven't discussed it yet. My wife said she made it. I think it's too much trouble for her. I plan to plan it myself."

"Plan it yourself? Do you have experience?"

"No?"

"That's it." Guo Degang complained, as if he had already stood by his wife, "Let your mistress come, she is very happy, when she left in the morning, she was so excited.

If you let you handle it by yourself, believe it or not, your wife will be worried. "

Yu Qian kept nodding when he heard that, "That's right, you don't have experience, just let the elders do it."

"Ok."

Qi Yuncheng could only compromise, otherwise he still needed help.

But when the marriage certificate saw this, Guo Degang frowned like a fly, and drove away all the children around him, "Good guy, I said I can't breathe, how many people have come here, just stay here."

After being bombarded, the rest of them dispersed.

Only Xiao Yueyue and Shaobing hurriedly grabbed more candy placed beside the master and uncle, and then left.

In the following time, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping simply confronted each other, and after the confrontation, they began to go on stage, and when they came on stage, it was like sealing a box, shouting, making noise, and giving gifts still a lot.

However, when receiving the gift, it may be that the speed of spreading on the Internet was too fast, and a girl shouted directly from the side of the stage.

"Qi Yuncheng, I wish you a happy wedding!!!"

There was no microphone, but the girl's voice was very high-pitched, and there was a bang, and no matter whether the audience understood it or not, they all started making noise.

As for Song Yi who was sitting in the front row, she couldn't laugh or cry, because Qi Yuncheng's marriage partner was not her.

After returning to the table with the gift, Luan Yunping communicated with her partner through her eyes and then slowly explained to the audience.

"Everyone, please be quiet for a while. I don't want to say much about what is going on. It seems that Yun Cheng and his girlfriend went to get the certificate today."

"Isn't that too much to say?" After Qi Yuncheng complained, suddenly the theater erupted again, just like the waves of the sea, the shouts continued to pile up.

Qi Yuncheng spoke again, "After the show is over today, I left a little later and prepared some things."

"it is good!!!"

There was another yell, and the Beizhan Theater was almost in danger.

It's just that some viewers couldn't believe such news, because Qi Yuncheng protected his girlfriend very well, and didn't even know if he had a girlfriend. Now that he's married, it's really abrupt.

But he is different from those people who rely on their appearance for a living. Marriage or something doesn't affect him at all.

Take a breath.

Qi Yuncheng adjusted the microphone, and when the voice was a little quieter, he had to prepare to talk about cross talk, after all, there was only so much time.

"I have to talk about cross talk, otherwise I will be fined for opening the box."

"As long as it doesn't exceed the time limit." Luan Yunping also returned to the performance state to add.

"It's because I got the certificate today that I found out that the group of actors in the backstage didn't slip away and joined in the fun."

"They're all curious."

"It's good that they haven't slipped away. You haven't seen my uncle yet?"

"Master?" Luan Yunping asked suspiciously.

"It's not Yuqianyu, the uncle at my house. Not only is my uncle not popular, but he is not good. Because he is not doing his job all day long, Deyun and the gangsters even come on stage to talk about cross talk. He doesn't do anything. .”

"You scold at both ends."

"I often fight with people to make peace, I have persuaded him." Qi Yuncheng turned sideways, earnestly said, "Master, please don't do this.

My uncle is still angry, you care about me?I am on the way?In the future, if you have something to do, the uncle will give you peace, and I will live a happy life in this life. "

"is it?"

"Don't keep looking up, look down when you have something to do."

"Why look down?" Luan Yunping asked curiously.

"Did you lose money in business? Then there is someone who jumped off a building. Compared with him, you are happier."

"Too."

"You gave birth to a daughter, and you are so angry that you have no children."

Luan Yunping kept nodding while listening, "Yes!"

"You are unemployed, and there are still people who lose their virginity in the Deyun Club."

Luan Yunping was stunned for a moment, and she stretched out her hand to stop, "It's nothing special at all, but De Yun and a bunch of old men, who can lose their virginity."

"Yue Yunpeng!"

"Yue Yunpeng? How did he lose his virginity?"

"I had a hemorrhoid operation during the Chinese New Year."

"Hey! That's not called losing your virginity."

"And your wife doesn't want you anymore."

"Ah."

"She doesn't want me either..."

"I'll go to you."

Hahahaha!

call~~

Amidst the laughter and booing, Luan Yunping waved her hand, "What does this have to do with you?"

"Anyway, I think it makes sense, and the uncle asked me to learn from him, but I'm also afraid, because I can't stand the immorality of doing things, ghosts, gods, etc."

"What did your uncle say?"

Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "Child, don't believe that. People always want ghosts to know when they do good things, and they always think that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We are too embarrassing for ghosts."

"It makes sense."

"So be a hooligan as fast as you can."

"never heard of that."

"Hiss!" Qi Yuncheng gasped behind the microphone, "I think my uncle is right, anyway, I think it's enough for me to be the president for the rest of my life."

"Don't worry about it, there's no point at all." Luan Yunping waved her hands in disgust.

"Then I might as well take another path with my uncle."

"What road?"

Qi Yuncheng was a little shy for a moment, "You have to run on me, I can't say it, I'm afraid they will catch me if I tell it. I... I'm a gangster!!! Everyone, I can't say it."

"Don't say it, you yelled it out."

"In the future, if you have something to do, you will need me. I am from the underworld. Look at how dark I am."

Qi Yuncheng gestured for clothes, Luan Yunping suddenly thought of something, and immediately broke away from the original words, pointing to the backstage and said: "Backstage master and uncle are still dressed in blacker."

After he left, Qi Yuncheng could continue to talk about the original?Immediately patted his chest, "That's my big brother and sister-in-law of the underworld!"

Hahahaha!

There was a smash at the scene, and the audience was full of joy.

Sometimes in cross talk, it’s true that what’s on stage is better than what’s been written before. Luan Yunping was also amused, and then replied, “I’m not going to talk about seniority, why is there still something about my sister-in-law?”

Qi Yuncheng: "The steamed rolls on the head are so pretty."

Luan Yunping: "What rolls, are you hungry?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Are you hungry? I'll treat you to dinner. Here's some coriander, some shredded green pepper, and one tiger dish."

Suddenly seeing that her partner was about to jump to the name of the dish, Luan Yunping said, "Can you follow the words?"

"Nonsense, did you say it according to the words? I was thinking that there was a man from the Jianghu in the Song Dynasty. His surname was Miao, and his name was Xun, and his character was Guangyi. When we didn't meet him, he set up a hexagram shed beside the Sajin Bridge..."

"Eight screens?"

"I can also come to the geographical map! Go to Qinghe, Shahe, Changping County, Nankou, Qinglong Bridge, Kangzhuangzi, Huailai, Shacheng, Baoan, Xiahuayuan, Xinzhuangzi..."

For a moment, Luan Yunping regretted what she just said, and looked at the audience helplessly: "You can listen to three cross talks for one price."

(End of this chapter)