Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

"We have to be reasonable, it's useless for you to argue with me." Qi Yuncheng said to the uncle with great effort.

Yu Qian wondered, "I'm going to argue with you anyway."

"If you say you don't go first, then go first!"

"Well, can't you have some accident or something, and then come with me?"

Qi Yuncheng rolled his eyes, "Or the most poisonous woman's heart, she doesn't think of good things all day long."

"What a mess."

"Study hard, improve your quality, and think less about what you have. Don't think I'm younger than you, but I just read books for nothing."

"you?"

"Of course, read all ancient and modern Chinese and foreign books, whether they are domestic books or foreign books."

"widely read?"

Qi Yuncheng trembled instantly on the stage of the small theater, "Don't dare to say that, try your best. These domestic characters start from the extension of oracle bone inscriptions, big seal script and small seal script, what is called cursive script of official script for heat stroke. We have to read all these, and finally see a pattern Come."

"What rules."

"Chinese is about reason, and foreign characters are about emotion."

Yu Qian has always looked sideways at the child, and when he reached the point of speaking, he immediately stretched out his hand, "Hey, what do you mean by this summary?"

"Chinese is the most reasonable. In labor, every word has its own meaning. Take a word. This word reads the bolt of the door bolt, and a stick is placed inside the door of a gate."

"How does this make sense?"

"A stick was placed inside a gate to lock the gate." Qi Yuncheng explained while gesturing.

"Pictographs."

"A door with a big door, an ear with an ear inside!"

Knowing this, Yu Qian nodded, "I read this word."

"Yes, the meaning of hearing is reasonable! There is a person in another gate, Nian Shan."

"Yes."

"There was a person at the door, and he flashed away. There was also a large door, and someone stood inside."

"This is?"

"This word reads lottery."

Hahahaha!

The audience burst into laughter with their mobile phones, but Yu Qian didn't seem to understand it, and after gesticulating how to write the word, he immediately complained loudly.

"You are the tortoise. The good guy almost let me in again. I told you that cross talk is not so dangerous."

Qi Yuncheng smiled happily like the audience, "It means longevity."

"Don't pick up nice words."

After talking for a while, Qi Yuncheng was ready to start talking about the key points later, and at the same time, he took this cross talk interview in a small theater first, so that he could talk about it when he went overseas.

Not only him like this, but Xiaoyue and the others are like this, try it first and then go on the big stage.

"This is Chinese, a domestic character. I don't miss foreign characters, so I almost understand it."

Yu Qian paused for a moment, "I still don't understand."

"It's impossible to understand everything. You can only speak superficially, such as Ying, Bangzi, Dao, and Fa."

"I know so much."

"I did some research and found that each country has its own characteristics, with different grammar, context, and tone. For example, English."

"how to speak English."

"English grammar is very tough, Yingguo is a very gentlemanly country, and people are also very rigid, so their tone and expression are different from his language." …

Yu Qian listened and added, "Very stiff!

"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Qi Yuncheng nodded again and again, "Let's give an example, if there is one word to say no, Yingguo will say no!

"

"No means no."

"From the perspective of a Yingguo person, the emotions are different."

"Then give me another example."

Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and thought for a while, then turned to look at the uncle, "In this way, it's like the two of us. You are the prince of Ying country."

"Yo." Immediately, Yu Qian supported the table and was happy, a little proud, "I'm still the prince?"

"Prince Philip!"

"Cooperated with me to make the refrigerator?"

Qi Yuncheng lowered his eyebrows, covered his forehead and said, "What's that called? Diana's..."

"Prince Charles."

"Yes, the man that Diana didn't die."

"What are you talking about? Are you still learning from Ying people?"

"Anyway, it's like saying that you are a prince."

"I'm Charles?"

"You are Charles, and I am Elizabeth Yin's wife, okay?"

After the characters came out, the relationship became clear in an instant. The audience laughed off the stage, Yu Qian was stunned on stage, and Qi Yuncheng cleared his throat and straightened his coat, feeling a little happy.

In the end, Yu Qian finally said, "Wait a minute, I'm not a prince, I'm a son, and I'm still taking advantage? I'm going to Ying Kingdom soon."

"Okay, okay, then you are a prince, I will change my identity, the cook in the palace."

"Cook? Is your name Miss?"

Hahahahaha!
There was another commotion among the hundreds of people in the audience. Most of the people who could come to this small theater were old audiences. It is impossible not to have heard the part that Guo Degang said that the name of the cook from Sasichuan he knew was Miss.

After Leng Buding mentioned it, he must be happy.

Qi Yuncheng scratched his head, "How come the cross talk in Deyun Club is like a series, don't be a cook, I am the housekeeper Lao Wang who arranges breakfast for the prince and reports to work."

"Old Wang? The royal family still has this title?"

"Then I don't know how to go, let's do it. The prince is just getting up, so I will serve you quickly."

"Ok!"

"Open the door, draw the curtains, seal the stove..."

"Where does this live???" Suddenly Yu Qian said loudly, and poked back and forth with his hands, "Is Prince Charles still poking the stove?"

Qi Yuncheng frowned, "I don't understand, I have never stayed in the palace."

"You let the prince gas again."

"So come in and open the door first"

Yu Qian was amused when he saw the child, "Well, it's for the gas?"

After taking a few steps back, Qi Yuncheng looked at his clothes again and said, "His Royal Highness Wang Ba!

"

"His Royal Highness??"

"King what?"

"prince!"

"His Royal Highness! It's getting late, it's time to get up. You hummed, but you didn't move. I will lift your quilt." Qi Yuncheng made a light pinching movement of the index finger and middle finger of his right hand, but He picked it up and ran back quickly, slapping his hands all over the place, twisting his expression and then pinching his nose.

Yu Qian looked at his series of movements and said, "How much fart did I have to fart this night?" …

After finally coming back, Qi Yuncheng held back his words, "Your Highness! Cough cough cough!"

"Oh, are you still choking?"

"The dust has settled."

"Why is it so big?"

Qi Yuncheng explained embarrassingly, "It's an adjective. Anyway, I saw the prince, and the prince is on the bed."

"I popped out of my ass."

"Your Highness, it's time to get up." Qi Yuncheng looked down, and suddenly explained, "You seem to be still in a state of waking up, I looked up again and saw the warm sunlight shining down from the skylight, shining on your face and buttocks .”

After a short reaction, Yu Qian couldn't stand anymore, "Wait a moment, the sun in foreign countries is too wicked, isn't it? One sun has two beams of sunshine?"

"Two skylights, so two beams of sunlight."

"Let's ignore the sun for now, first tell me how it can shine on my face and buttocks at the same time?"

The audience was happy when the words fell, and they kept imagining the poses below. Not only they thought, but Qi Yuncheng also did the same. He looked at the ceiling of the small theater and pondered hard, and then he opened his mouth after thinking.

"You pouted your butt and turned your face sideways!"

"Oh, my sleeping position is too difficult to decide."

"Your Highness." Qi Yuncheng smiled and continued to shout softly, "It's time to get up."

"Get up." Yu Qian agreed.

"I'll gently lift you up and help you up! After wiping your mouth and blowing your nose, I'll put on your underpants!"

"Ah?" Yu Qian pointed at himself in surprise, "I slept naked?"

"Luo sleeps, level one sleep. Put on shorts and a white cotton hurdle vest."

"Am I going to visit the bird market?"

"Put on long johns and socks, and put on long johns inside the socks." Qi Yuncheng gestured throughout the process.

"Man, that's what life can't take care of itself."

"I got you up and sat behind my desk for breakfast. Come in!
Push it in from the dining car outside, and there is a golden plate inside, covered with an insulated lid. "

"Painful."

Qi Yuncheng's attitude has always been gentle, and he served with a smile, "Your Highness, let's start eating. Open the lid and smell the aroma."

"what?"

"fried leek dumpling."

"Harmful!" Yu Qian said speechlessly, "I, Prince Ying, eat leek boxes?"

Qi Yuncheng grabbed the fan on the table, pinched one end and said, "Take an ivory snapper and add one."

"What's the use?"

"Your Highness, this is called a leek box. It comes from the far east. They especially like to eat leeks. In their philosophy, they think..."

Just in the middle of speaking, Qi Yuncheng suddenly glanced at the ground, and quickly bent down to pinch it with a fast iron like a fan.

"Dropped?" Yu Qian was surprised.

Standing up, Qi Yuncheng kept blowing the ashes from behind the microphone, "Hoohoo~bah!

"

"Still spit on??"

"Chives are a traditional food eaten by Chinese people. They can be used to make dumplings, steamed stuffed buns, pies..."

In the middle of speaking again, Qi Yuncheng hurriedly bent down to pinch it.

After each scene, the audience was amused by the actors. From the moment they came on stage, the laughter was almost constant, but Yu Qian was different, because this was what he wanted to eat. …

"The stuffing has fallen out, so don't eat it."

"Bah! Bah!"

"Why don't you eat it?"

When the uncle said something, Qi Yuncheng couldn't help laughing while he was spitting, and then suddenly stuffed it into the prince's mouth out of thin air, and then fell down with the fan.

"Here comes the toilet."

"withdraw!"

"Quickly withdraw."

"Does Your Highness eat dessert now? After a while, the dining car outside will come in. It's a sterling silver basin. This is His Highness's dessert."

"What did you eat?"

"Honey pig intestines!

"

Hahahahaha!
The audience who heard it for the first time were all happy, but Yu Qian twisted his face, "How boring is this?"

"The leek box made a freshly killed pig, and the live pig took the pig's intestines, and the honey put it... ouch!"

Qi Yuncheng couldn't speak anymore, turned around and covered his mouth and wanted to vomit, Yu Qian looked at the child and added, "Everyone is disgusting."

"Open the lid! Your Highness, just wait a moment. Take the snapper and search inside, looking for the end of the intestines, the whole root is not cut, um, I found it."

With a pull in his hand, Qi Yuncheng held up his fan, while the other grasped the feeling on the back of the person's neck, "Come on, bite it, Zol!

"

"Azole?" Yu Qian looked at the man in disbelief.

"Your Highness's whole body is full of strong azoles, it will take 10 minutes, that's it, let's talk. Put the intestines back, withdraw, and take it away."

"Oh, that's not right." Suddenly understood, Yu Qian grabbed Qi Yuncheng's arm with great excitement, "Wait a minute, I'll think about it, put the intestines in the mouth, take it out again, and remove it, I ate it Is it the stuff in the intestines?"

"Sweet."

"Whatever it is sweet."

"You should work when you are full, but the nobleman speaks late and is not particularly talkative."

"Then what do I say?"

Qi Yuncheng opened his fan, his stature was half a point short, "If you agree with the work I'm reporting, you can go for it! If you don't agree, then go for it~ (reject tone)! Or yes, if you are particularly dissatisfied, then no!

"

"it is good."

"Your Highness, I'm starting to report. It's like this. There are 48 countries in the world that want to merge their territory into my country of Daying. Do you want it?"

"(refuses the tone) Hmm~!" Yu Qian shook his head.

Qi Yuncheng looked at the fan he opened and wondered, "Where do you love?"

"Um!

"

"Okay! We launched 47 spaceships into outer space the year before last, and now we have completed our mission and requested a landing."

"(refuses the tone) um~"

"Where does love go?"

"Ok!"

"It's Your Highness, shall we still eat leek boxes for supper?"

Coming to the important point, Yu Qian nodded quickly, "Yes!

"

Looking at Uncle Yu's appearance, Qi Yuncheng was also very sure, "Your Highness is a person who knows good and bad, oh, and one more thing, your wife, Your Royal Highness Wangfei has successfully joined the heaven and earth!
"

"My mother!
"

Hahahahaha!
Accompanied by the uncle's earth-shattering yell, the audience holding their mobile phones burst into laughter. Both men and women must know where the heaven and the earth are.

In the end, it was okay for the princess to join.

They laughed, Qi Yuncheng became serious, bowed and said: "The prince expresses his opinion!  …

"

"What's my attitude!" Yu Qian was speechless, but when he remembered something in the next second, he suddenly stretched out his hand, "nonono!"

"That's what the prince means, he will go by himself."

"I've never heard of it, why go there?"

"You see, very rigid grammar." Qi Yuncheng said calmly, "Just this last look, I can see that your blood is very pure, you have a royal demeanor, and you eat royal dog food."

"I grew up eating that thing?"

"It's just to check the status. It will be different in Bangzi Country."

After the last one, when we came to the second country, the audience stared curiously, and so did Yu Qian, "How about Bangzi Country?"

"Bangziguo said no! Stop! Don't say no! Say Ani or Xishao, will you say it?"

Yu Qian: "I can talk."

"Now you are the prince of Yibangzi Kingdom."

"Then there is also a prince?"

"His Royal Highness Prince Bangzi, Mr. Pu Yiyi!" Qi Yuncheng extended his hand to where the uncle was standing, and solemnly introduced to the audience.

Yu Qian was speechless, wanted to laugh but couldn't, "I've never been idle in my whole life."

"I am your interpreter."

"Is this still using translation?"

"I used to serve the old emperor, and the old emperor's name is Pu Renyong."

"Both of us have a hobby."

"Today, His Royal Highness is visiting Yanjing Deyun Society."

"All come to the Deyun Club?" Yu Qian asked curiously.

"I don't know any other places, just the Deyun Club, and then you give a speech to everyone, showing the state of the prince."

"I speak? Bangzi Mandarin?"

"I'm an interpreter." Qi Yuncheng emphasized his identity again, "I don't care if you mean that, the main thing is to feel your royal atmosphere."

"Okay, I see."

After discussing with each other, the two returned to their bodies one after another, ready to start the performance.

Qi Yuncheng cleared his throat again, looked at the hundreds of people below and said, "Everyone be quiet!
Respected His Highness, Mr. Park Yisheng, finally came to Yanjing Tianqiao area from the beginning, and asked His Highness to give a lecture. "

Yu Qian put on a show behind the table, and after a long time, he spit out a Chinese dialect: "The front wheel does not turn and the back wheel turns!

"

A few seconds passed.

Qi Yuncheng who was standing next to him wondered, "It's over?"

Yu Qian nodded, and stretched out his hand for him to translate, with a smile on his face, just wanting to see how he translates.

Qi Yuncheng was indeed difficult to deal with. Standing behind the microphone, "Prince said that he was very happy to come to Yanjing. He watched five small theaters in Deyun Club today, including our Tianqiao, Sanlitun, Zhang Yiyuan, Dashilan and so on. Huguang Guild Hall, he thinks that the performances of the actors are very wonderful, and the skills of individual young actors need to be improved.

That's what he said, Deyun Club really promotes national culture and revitalizes the art of cross talk. Here, on behalf of all members of the royal family in Bangzi Kingdom, he would like to express his gratitude to everyone.

I also wish all the audience and friends present a happy family and all the best! "

Hahahahahaha!

"it is good!

"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

The activity in the small theater was exciting, and some audience members even put down their mobile phones to applaud, but Yu Qian was taken aback when he heard what the man said. …

And Qi Yuncheng didn't let it go, and continued to speak: "Please continue to lecture, Your Highness the Prince!"

"What else did I say after that, me?" Yu Qian frowned and complained, "Have I said so much about me?"

"Go ahead!

"

Taking a breath, Yu Qian supported the table and came up with an idea, and began to give a speech seriously: "We are rushing to die..."

Hahahaha!

Another sentence came out, and the audience burst into laughter.

Amidst the laughter, Yu Qian was getting better and better on the stage, looking proudly at the young and old below, and at the same time pointing with his hand, "Damn! Yi——, Tan Jiajia and Benben, ha, are you hungry? ￥ %...￥%...￥...%#￥%#￥%"

All kinds of nonsense.

It's impossible for the audience to be unhappy. It is estimated that even I don't understand what Uncle Yu said, and it's all based on chaos.

The interpreter played by Qi Yuncheng must be standing by the side with his head bowed in respect, but the main thing is to hold back his laughter, how could the uncle's style not be very good.

But it's not over yet.

"Tan Ben toluene!" Yu Qian said more and more excitedly, and when he saw the audience excited, he immediately stretched out both hands to suppress his voice, "Come on, let's go! Hamen, let's eat, Dongben, let's eat and guess!" ! Guess! Guess! Contains Ken Smecta of this level! #￥%￥...%#"

Seeing that it was almost done, Qi Yuncheng took two steps forward and wanted to interrupt, but Yu Qian refused to let him, let alone let him get closer, just to continue his passionate speech.

It's fine if he speaks in a flat tone, but the more he speaks, the more excited he becomes, his face and neck are stained, and his saliva is flying all over the sky.

There is a movement of wishing to launch a rebellion.

Finally got into a state of insanity.

Every word, every sentence is shouted desperately.

And if the uncle is going crazy, the audience below is similar, I have never seen such a happy uncle.

After talking for about half a minute, Yu Qian let out a breath slowly, and turned to let Qi Yuncheng come over to translate, just to see how he would translate.

Qi Yuncheng watched the uncle's performance quietly like an idiot amidst the excitement of the audience, and only returned to the microphone step by step when the voice fell a little.

But I wanted to say it but I couldn't, because what the uncle said was not human at all.

Seeing Qi Yuncheng like this, the audience couldn't help but want to watch a good show.

"Translate!

translate!
"

"Before taking off the mandarin jacket made it difficult for the uncle, now the uncle is going to take revenge!

"

"Yun Cheng, translator!
"

……

"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng looked at the uncle and sighed silently, while Yu Qian happily stretched out his hand to invite him to read.

A few seconds later, Qi Yuncheng spoke again, "He said thank you!
"

Yu Qian: "It's over???"

Hahahahaha!
The audience laughed again.

The theater is even more lively.

Seeing that the effect was not bad, Qi Yuncheng felt relieved, he had to be a little more cautious when going abroad to perform, and then he could go to the big stage to talk about it after a while. After all, the big stage is different from the small stage, and it may need to be deleted. May have to increase.

Anyway, it depends on the specific on-site effect.

In the future of cross talk, it is the island dialect. The island dialect is related to flax, and it is also spoken by the uncle, with a lot of burden and jokes.

However, they kept talking about cross talk in the small theater, and other small theaters almost performed in full swing, even Yue Yunpeng's Huguang Guild Hall.

He is already being praised, and there are more and more opportunities to show his face, not to mention that he has followed the tour for so long, and his popularity has increased a lot. At least one more special show will be held, and no one will need to help.

It’s just that they are bustling the scene together, and the same is true of Song Yi from Renyi on the other side, but she belongs to the inside while studying and performing, and when she finds time, she will glance at her mobile phone.

When I saw it, there was a text message lying on the phone.

"Master, I'll come to see you at night. Master didn't come back. It should be a performance. Do you need me to buy something? I'll bring it together!"

"This little girl is really amazing. She is more proactive than me back then. I don't know if she can cook."

Song Yi grunted and replied quickly with his mobile phone, "You don't need to bring anything, your master still has a place at night, you come here first, we will wait for him together."