Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 381 Yu Qian: My master seems to be alive! 【Subscribe】

"Seed cake, little four! You guys come up first!!"

On the overseas stage, Guo Degang called out his name.

The two of them passed by when they heard the trot, even if they didn't take a few steps at all.

"I don't know if you know him. I didn't bring him here in 11 years. Shaobing is my son and disciple. He grew up with my family when he was young. Now he is fat and not a big deal.

Why is it called sesame seed cake? When I was a child, I had a lot of freckles on my face. It looked like sesame sesame seed cake and it was called like this. It caused me trouble.The biggest characteristic is ugly, standing in the yard can scare the dog. "

Hahahaha!

After the introduction, the audience was very happy below, even though they knew about it on the Internet, they still wanted to laugh every time they said it.

After talking about the biscuits, he went to Xiaosi next to him.

"The apprentice of Hezike, his stage name is Cao Heyang, and they all call him Xiaosi. I also wonder why he is called Xiaosi, and he also told me that because of his bad eyes, he wears glasses, and Xiaosi has eyes. Four.

I said how can this be done, between the brothers... Forget it, let's call it this. "

After talking about how many people below were having fun again, Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue were replaced in a short while. The former was just promoted this year, and some people know his cheap style, and some people even prefer it.

While the master was talking, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping stood behind and whispered a few words, because they found that the tens of thousands of audiences below were very focused, and this state could only appear in small theaters.

There are not many people in the small theater, and the space is not big. If you don’t watch actors, who else can you watch.

The big stage is different, it is noisy everywhere, more or less not all the people can gather on the stage, but it is different at this moment.

It can be said to be rare.

After talking about the two, Guo Degang finally called out to them, "Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping! Come here!!!"

"Oh!!!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

As soon as the name was called, the audience below shouted and shouted.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian looked at each other and couldn't help but smile. Good guy, these two kids are still so popular abroad.

"It seems that everyone knows that Qi Yuncheng, one of the earliest apprentices I took in, all pointed at me and called me famous. In the past few years, I have been doing well, and my condition is also good. I have been practicing in the theater very solidly.

In other respects, I can almost get in touch with them. Anyway, I am very relieved now, after all, I can have a stable mentality when I am married.

The main reason is that the child looks good, follow me! ! ! "

Audience: "Woo~~"

Everyone booed, Guo Degang nodded with a wry smile, "All right, all right, not with me, but with you, I have to see if Yun Cheng's biological parents are abroad.

The one next to me is my lover Luan Yunping!He is basically busy with the performances, it is not easy, and he often suffers a lot of grievances because of these.

After partnering with Yuncheng in the past one or two years, it has been pretty good, and I hope it will get better and better.

After that, please come to our chief teacher of Deyun, Mr. Xi Gao! "

The child bowed and retreated, and Gao Feng stepped onto the stage.

When he came between the two, the audience also applauded. Maybe he couldn't make a big hit, but it's really nice to be able to feel good.

"We three brothers, my master is Mr. Hou Yaowen, brother Qian'er's master is Mr. Shi Fukuan, and Lao Gao is a student of Teacher Fan."

Coming to the classic burden again, Yu Qian looked at Guo Degang and wondered, "Who is Teacher Fan?"

Guo Degang: "Fan Dao is warm!"

"Go!" Gao Feng quickly waved his hands amidst laughter, "Don't introduce me blindly, my master's name is Fan Zhenyu."

Guo Degang: "The translation is Fan Dao'an."

Gao Feng: "There is no translation."

Yu Qian added, "You don't need a translator to call it Fan Daoyan."

"Don't mix it up, it's just a name."

Guo Degang sighed suddenly, "Hey...the three gentlemen have all passed away."

Gao Feng: "Sorry!!"

At this moment, Yu Qian was standing at the table with his hands behind his back, looking at the two of them, and even nodded along, but when he suddenly understood, he immediately exploded, "Wait a minute! My master seems to be alive!! My master is not dead. Ah, how can you say one word and leave one!!!"

Hahahahahaha!

The audience burst into laughter again.

It is indeed a joy, even if you have been abroad once, you can't resist this emotion, and then introduce them one by one, and there are some older actors in Deyun standing behind.

After finishing speaking, a group of people officially came to open the door willow.

When singing, the apprentices also sang one after another, mainly to show off, how could it be possible not to brighten up the apprentices on such a big stage.

After the show, the beautiful hostess came up to introduce the scene and announce the curtain.

The first program is Shaobing and Xiaosi.

They are not very popular now, but because of the introduction at the beginning, the audience has a simple understanding, so even the opening is easy to say.

How the burden came and how it made noise, I was surprised when the biscuits were performing.

After finishing speaking, he stepped off the stage and returned to the side screen, looking at Qi Yuncheng and Yue Yunpeng who had been waiting for a long time, "Brother Cheng, Brother Yue! Overseas cross talk is so easy to talk about, and the effect looks pretty good, right? There is almost no burden. I used to talk about cross talk Have.

Do you think I have improved? "

"Okay, don't be shy." Qi Yuncheng hurriedly pulled the pancakes aside, and he walked over to block his sight, and the reason why it is easy to say is that overseas Chinese love it.

But no matter what, Shaobing is really happy, bypassing the senior brother and hurried down to get the phone, "Little Si, I will take a few more pictures with your phone and post them on Weibo."

"What are you doing with my phone?"

"Aren't you good at pixels?"

"It's been two years and you haven't replaced that broken phone?"

"What is broken, I don't pay attention to pixels when I buy a mobile phone, just for good performance, unlike some people who take pictures every day."

"What about me?"

"Whoever promises to say who."

The two of them continued to quarrel, and Qi Yuncheng took it for granted that as long as Shaobing and Xiaosi were together, there would be no quiet time, because their mouths were more or less broken.

But they reminded themselves that they had to take a few photos anyway, after all, the daughter-in-law said they would show her.

Not much time.

After the filming was finished, Qi Yuncheng also went backstage to rest and then prepared to go on stage with Luan Yunping in the fourth scene.

There are a lot of programs today.

more than ten!
So he has two performances today, one to talk to Luan Yunping, and the second later to talk to the uncle about a joke "Study Hard" in the small theater before.

The original experiment was for today.

But before that, I have to talk to Luan Yunping first.

When the curtain is over and the stage is over.

The audience below is still cheering.

There are quite a few people who give gifts, but basically none shout out that they love you and like you, let alone those who have children. Those are all the women in China.

The scene was more about seeing the excitement of the actors, so much so that they gave applause desperately when they appeared on stage.

After receiving the presents, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping returned to the table and found that there were faces of foreigners in the seats below.

It seems that I have learned Chinese, or the wife and husband are Chinese.

"Thank you all! It is very rare for us two young people to come to the stage of Melbourn, so we have to introduce it first."

Luan Yunping: "That's right, tell me your name, I'm afraid there are some you don't know."

"My name is Qi Yuncheng, a young actor of the Deyun Club. The master next to me also said that it is his lover Luan Yunping!!"

"Master supports me."

"It's not flattering." Looking at his partner, Qi Yuncheng waved his hands, "In the past two years, Luan Yunping has helped me a lot, and the relationship is getting better and better."

"That's right, partner."

"How about this."

Looking back at the audience below, Qi Yuncheng said a little embarrassedly, "Let me simply give an example, so you can understand how good and important Luan Yunping is to me."

"Tell me."

"For example, there is such a house, but it is not as big as today's venue, but there are thousands of cross talk artists."

Luan Yunping understood instantly, and said, "Are all the cross talk actors in China here?"

"Not only in China, but all the cross talk talkers from all over the world are staying in this room, including me and Luan Yunping! Suddenly I stood up."

"What's wrong with you?"

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand to ask for something, "Who has a power bank to lend me."

Luan Yunping frowned, "It's not a big deal."

"Suppose! Suppose our Deyun club is not popular in the cross talk group."

"Don't assume!!"

Qi Yuncheng choked for a moment, feeling helpless, "It's all my master's fault for offending all the actors in the cross talk circle. No one borrowed a power bank, but you are different."

"Why am I different?"

"I said whoever has a power bank to lend me to use, no one borrowed it!!"

Audience: "I borrow!!!"

Someone picked up on it, Qi Yuncheng looked over and complained, "Of course you borrow it, you sell power banks."

"It's all sold abroad."

"Power bank overseas branches or overseas purchasing agents."

"Go abroad to buy charging treasures?"

After muttering a few words with his partner, Qi Yuncheng returned to the topic, "There are thousands of comic talk talkers in this room, in order not to borrow Guo Degang's apprentice's power bank."

"how is it?"

"Someone took out a handful of poison!!"

Rolling up his sleeves to reveal his palms and wrists, Qi Yuncheng opened his mouth and slapped it directly into his mouth, and then went down with a glass of water, seeing Luan Yunping said calmly, "What kind of warm water should I use to serve it down, just eat it and finish it."

"Afraid of irritating the stomach."

"Oh, good, it also stimulates the stomach."

After finishing the movement, Qi Yuncheng took the fan on the table in his hand and swipe it across his chest from top to bottom, "This one took out the knife, click...wow, all the offal fell to the ground."

"What are you doing, you bastard, are you hungry?"

"There was another one who took out a pistol and shot himself in the head, trying to avoid lending me a power bank in various ways!"

After reacting for a second or two, Luan Yunping flipped through her bag, "You don't call back three times a day, so there's nothing to talk about cross talk."

Hahahaha!

Huh~~

The audience looked at the actors and didn't know what they meant when the Deyun Club was in trouble in those years.

"It's just to describe that my master can't be a human being, and we disciples who got involved are ignored, so everyone in the room died except Luan Yunping."

"Ouch." Luan Yunping couldn't help being surprised, but remembering something, she touched her partner's arm, "Everyone talking about cross talk is there, are master and uncle in there?"

"They saw me when they entered the house and killed themselves."

"Good guy, it seems that it's not Master who attracts people's hatred, but you who attract people's hatred."

Qi Yuncheng twisted his expression and said in a weeping voice: "Who will lend me the power bank?"

"Needless to say, it's just me."

"Luan Yunping stood up and said: I'll give it to you!!"

"Tsk." Luan Yunping looked at the audience and rubbed her teeth, "Look, you will learn a lot from it."

Qi Yuncheng raised his arm, "Team Luan pulled out the infusion needle first."

"What is this?"

"Oxygen off."

"Compare with life!!"

"A pacemaker."

"There's nothing good about cooperating with me."

"The ventilator, the gastroscope, and the colonoscope was pulled out."

"Heh!" Luan Yunping couldn't bear to hear it any longer, and said, "Why do you have everything?"

"Clean up the whole body tightly and neatly, give me a booster shot." Qi Yuncheng said and nodded to his heart.

"Resume recovery?"

"Go home and get me a power bank."

Luan Yunping nodded, "It's mainly for survival."

"Open the door and go out. When I looked around, it was pouring rain. Ka~~ A thunderbolt came down and struck Luan Yunping's face, and she lay on the ground for a while."

"That's right."

After imitating the characters, Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath and wiped his face, "Stand up and wipe your face, then run home to get a power bank."

"I haven't forgotten this stunned."

"Running with shit on the ground."

"What is shit?"

"Someone walks the dog and doesn't show civic morality. The puppy has a poop with it and steps on it. Phew——pa!"

"A tumble?"

Looking down, Qi Yuncheng pointed to the ground, "I fell into the ditch next to it. There are more than 100 iron nails in the ditch, and the sharp points rushed up."

"Oh! You are not a ditch, but a trap."

"The holes in Zhaluan Yunping's body, when she gets up, the blood is like a shower."

Standing by the side and hearing the pain was unbearable, Luan Yunping gritted her teeth and begged her partner, "Why don't you give me a handful of poison, it's worse than death."

"Because the master who entered the hall ate two and robbed yours."

"Master thinks that his death is not thorough enough, so I will steal everything from me."

"Why don't you be a lover!!"

Hahahahaha!
Another burst of laughter came out. The effect and atmosphere were surprisingly good among overseas Chinese, but the key was to hurt Guo Degang.

Qi Yuncheng himself swung his arms back and forth, holding back his joy, "Luan Yunping ran home to get a power bank."

"Still thinking about it?"

"There is an intersection ahead, look left and right, there are no cars."

"Hurry up."

"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng looked at the direction of three o'clock, "A small car came here, pulling 500 million tons of coal."

"Little train!!"

"Running towards Luan Yunping's face, she came. She lay down with a snap, the car passed by, and Luan Yunping stood up."

"Hey, can you still stand up?" Luan Yunping shouted.

"Run home to get the power bank."

"That's how persistent."

"When I got home, I saw that the door was locked. When I knocked on the door, I'll get a power bank for Yun Cheng."

Luan Yunping urged again, "Hurry up."

"The voice of a man in the room." Qi Yuncheng turned his gaze to one side, and deliberately raised his voice, "Wait a minute!!"

"Huh? My family affairs are bigger than outside affairs?"

"Your wife said, don't come in, it's inconvenient."

"It's not convenient for me to go home?"

"After a while, the door opened a crack, and a man's hand handed out a power bank."

"I don't care who he is either."

"Luan Yunping took the charging treasure and ran back, and came to the crossroads again, look to the left, look to the right." Qi Yuncheng followed behind the microphone, but he didn't understand, "Why is there no car? Wait Three and 10 minutes later, the car finally arrived."

"I'm waiting to hit you?"

"Here comes the trolley, thirty-five million tons of coal."

"Good guy." Luan Yunping's eyes widened, and she pointed in the direction her partner said, "I'm going to deliver the goods."

"I hit my face again, so I got up and ran back to deliver the power bank."

"Okay, I'm in good health."

"Running and running to find that shit is gone."

"Why should I look for shit!!" Luan Yunping retorted loudly.

"I was very disappointed. I was lost immediately. Without me, I would have to jump into the ditch. That's how the program is designed."

"Who designed it."

"Come out and spill blood for a while, and wait for Lei at the door of the house."

"I'm a prodigal too."

"Crack! A thunderbolt struck my face, and it turned black. That's when I came in."

call!Qi Yuncheng let out a breath, and spoke in a dying state, while still holding the power bank in his hand, "Yuncheng, I'll give you the power bank."

"Finally delivered."

"Oh, my tears are about to come down." Qi Yuncheng suddenly changed his state and sobbed.

Seeing this appearance, Luan Yunping immediately said, "Are you going to die or not?"

"Take the charging treasure and pull out the cable, find the plug and plug it into my charging treasure."

The voice fell.

The audience below were all amused, and Luan Yunping completely broke her defenses, "You are immoral or not, isn't it because your phone is out of battery?"

Qi Yuncheng quickly explained, "The phone is full, and there is still 90.00% of the power bank left."

"Okay! I was so close to death several times, it seems that the death of a whole house is not wronged. Don't say that Master robs me of my share, the uncle will eat a few more packets."

Hahahahaha!
The audience under the stage burst into laughter, who didn't know Qi Yuncheng's style, let alone Luan Yunping who was completely led astray by her partner.

For a moment, the whole theater was full of laughter.

At the same time, the people below cherish every cross talk that Deyun Club comes to talk about. That’s why rare things are the most precious. Deyun often performs in China, and he doesn’t come here a few times abroad. It will definitely be a pleasure to buy a ticket and listen happy and excited.

As for the cross talk, most of it is still the jokes mentioned before, but it will change slightly due to different venues, even if the effect of the changes is still good.

Anyway, the audience is happy, and the state of the actors is much better. It is a process of mutual giving.

And when the two of them finished talking and walked back, they were told that there was still a small comeback.

"What are you talking about this time?" Luan Yunping asked when she was about to go back to the table in the side screen.

"Whatever, so... how about the joke about the shrimp?"

"How disgusting is that?"

"Come on, anyway, it's not the two of us who are disgusting, there are more than 1 people, and we have to see the world of our Deyun."

"It's just this world..."

With bad ideas in his heart, Qi Yuncheng smiled happily, and the conversation lasted only five or six seconds. At the seventh or eighth second, the two of them came back to the stage with applause.

At the same time, people like Yue Yunpeng and Shaobing were also there.

They barely left there tonight.

(End of this chapter)