Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 397 How can there be a honeymoon with a stopper! 【Subscribe】

"They want me, I'll go to school to report." On the stage, Guo Qiling continued to push the roller with both hands.

Qi Yuncheng said casually, "It's still pushing."

"When I arrived at the school, I found out that it was a boarding school, and I was very happy from the bottom of my heart."

"What's so good about living on campus?"

"Push the roller once a week."

Qi Yuncheng understood immediately, and looked at Dalin with a smile, "Oh, don't push back and forth."

"It's easy. But I have to bring everything. My father made me a big bag with all kinds of things in it. Leather gloves, thread gloves, wool gloves, velvet gloves..."

"Why are these gloves?"

"My father said that the rollers need gloves, and then he prepared two dumbbells for me."

"what?"

Guo Qiling patted his arm, "I push it once a week, let's not go back now. After everything is done, go to the dormitory, open the door and see, there is a two-story bunk on the left.

I saw that there was no one on the upper berth, but a buddy was lying on the lower berth. "

"Someone is coming."

"I asked him: Hey buddy, where do I live?
Up!

Come on, boom! ! "

"This is?" Qi Yuncheng asked curiously.

Guo Qiling made a motion of throwing it up, "I just threw it up, and then bang—clap——the upper bunk was not pressed against the plank! I slapped that buddy on the face at that time."

Hahahaha!

Laughter came out of the small theater, and Qi Yuncheng gave a picture behind the table as if he had really seen being smashed, "This must be smashed to death."

Guo Qiling touched his chin and then gently broke it, "At that time, he smashed his gums crookedly. This is the root cause of the disease. When he grinds his teeth at night, he always wants to straighten his gums.

Creak, creak, always ringing.

But he gritted his teeth and felt comfortable, what should we students do. "

"That is."

"But I have an idea to buy twenty catties of raw meat."

"What are you going to do?" Feeling something, Qi Yuncheng looked at Dalin in a panic.

While stuffing things, Guo Qiling was happy, "At night, he only needs to grind his teeth and put in twenty catties of raw meat, and he won't be able to make a sound."

"Yeah, he bit the meat."

"Grind and continue, grind and continue. The next morning, next to the pillow, twenty catties of minced meat."

"Okay, change to a meat grinder."

Speaking of this, everyone in Dalin's jokes has almost understood the tone, and it has indeed been carefully thought out, with baggage and some structure.

At the same time, some familiar jokes are also crammed into it.

However, when he was talking, Qi Yuncheng's eyes were not fixed in one place, and he found that the empty seats in front of the theater were already full before he knew it.

This is strange. If you want to know the last game, why come here to buy tickets?It's gone in a few 10 minutes.

But how could he understand the mood of the fans, even if he came in and bought a ticket after seeing him, it would not be a loss, and the tickets for Xiaoyuanzi were indeed not expensive.

At this moment, Guo Qiling continued to say: "We live in the dormitory at night, and we have to go to school during the day. There is a Chinese class at the top of the schedule. What we are most afraid of is Chinese. Because our Chinese teacher is amazing, a senior professor hired by a lot of money, a One hundred and one years old."

"So old?" Qi Yuncheng was surprised.

"Every day before class, a group of people went to the ICU to pick him up."

"Hoo."

"Five nurses, six doctors, and eleven others."

"Okay." Qi Yuncheng understood in an instant, looked at the people below and added, "Why do you hire so much money?"

"Take a stretcher and carry it to the door of our class. The old professor brought it over and poked it behind the desk. It's a bit angled, so it has to lean against the blackboard."

"Yes, or it will fall."

"Come on, the doctor here came over and gave me a shot in the arm before I finally started talking!"

Guo Qiling leaned over to imitate a critically ill patient, but he couldn't hear the babbling. Seeing this, Qi Yuncheng was very happy. He has improved a lot. Compared with him who didn't dare to make any big moves when he came to the stage two years ago, he is completely different. one person.

But he himself had to follow the words, "What is this talking about?"

"No one can understand it for four or ten minutes, except for the last two words."

"what did you say?"

"get out of class."

"Hey, it's not the same in every class."

"Carry away, carry away! After Chinese class is English, I don't like English class."

Qi Yuncheng tilted his body and asked, "Is the critically ill patient leaning on the blackboard?"

Guo Qiling waved his hands again and again, supported his waist, and then bent forward suddenly, "The English teacher has a bad waist and is lying on the desk."

"The two are one behind the other."

"I can't stand these two teachers, but I can't blame them. We are the middle school attached to the Physical Education Institute, so we can more or less avoid the local culture classes for teaching physical education."

"The focus is on sports."

"Sports is a must. We practice devil-style training, go to the big playground and run for an afternoon, who can stand it? I have to think of an idea. By the way, I'll go to the hospital."

"Are you sick at such a young age?" Qi Yuncheng wondered.

"I almost went to school. I hurried to the infirmary, and I had to figure out what was wrong. Unexpectedly, I just waited at the door for a while."

"what?"

"Let me see the people who came here, what kind of disease do they have?"

"Learn a lesson."

"I'm with you. A girl came over quietly after a while, pushed the door open and walked in." Guo Qiling whispered intentionally, "Um...doctor, I have a stomachache.

Okay, don't run away, go back and rest.

She won't run away? ? "

"No way."

"Another girl came, Doctor, I have a stomachache.

All right, don't run, drink some hot water.

After a while, another girl came, and the doctor had a stomachache.

Then don't run away, find a place to rest for a while. "

After speaking, Guo Qiling was very happy, and glanced at his brother, "This is too suitable, I will try it too."

"you?"

"Push the door open! My stomach hurts too, doctor!!"

"What did the doctor say?"

"Run ten laps to get the shit down."

The burden came out, and there was some laughter.

And Guo Qiling stood behind the microphone with a look of incomprehension why this happened, and then touched his stomach and asked, "Brother, I don't understand, it's all because of the stomachache, why doesn't he let me rest."

Qi Yuncheng couldn't help laughing, "This is called bad luck."

"At that time, taking sick calls in class was a typical violation of classroom discipline. The teacher would talk about it at the opening meeting and criticize us."

"I have to talk about it."

"Everyone is seated in the class. The teacher opened the door and came in and stood in front of the desk." Guo Qiling straightened up and cleared his throat. "Students, let's have a meeting."

"Okay!" Qi Yuncheng acted like a student, perfectly coordinating with Dalin, in a state of playing with him, after all, it was a test in a small theater.

"Stop talking over there, put your phone away first, stop playing cards over there, and stop kissing."

"Huo? Still kissing?"

Suddenly, Guo Qiling yelled: "Get out of the skewers, don't add cumin!!"

"It's all a mess! Your class is too messy, and you're still a small businessman. Is there anyone who talks about cross talk?"

Hahahaha!

This is a good one, and the audience enjoyed listening to it, and after Qi Yuncheng gave the point of "Liu Shuo" cross talk, they laughed even more.

So Guo Qiling also admired his brother standing behind the microphone, but he didn't expect to be able to add fire.

"Boom away! Everyone is out! The teacher said: I will talk about one thing today."

Qi Yuncheng said: "I don't talk much."

"Who got rid of the gate of our school again? Is Guo Qiling you? You are the most energetic in the class."

"Good guy, yes!"

His complexion changed, Guo Qiling whispered behind the microphone, "I can't admit it, although the door is lighter than a stone roller, but I definitely didn't do it."

"You are compared with the stone roller, that is you."

"It's me, he doesn't even know, he's having a big meeting above, and I'm having a small meeting below, muttering all the time. Just as I was muttering, the teacher saw it, and he has punishment measures."

"How to punish."

"Guo Qiling, what are you doing? Little mutter? Stand up and repeat loudly twenty times in front of Quan Quan's classmates."

"This is punishment." Qi Yuncheng affirmed.

Guo Qiling lowered his head and felt extremely wronged, "Teacher, I was wrong, I dare not.

Repeat fifty times! !

Oh... the teacher's pants are unzipped!The teacher's pants are unzipped!The teacher's pants are unzipped! ..."

As soon as I said it, the theater couldn't help laughing again.

The jokes selected by Dalin may be found on the Internet, but it also depends on the specific performance.

And Qi Yuncheng was also very comfortable, so he didn't make trouble on purpose, mainly because he came back after a few months of busy work, he was tired enough, and he hadn't had much rest yet.

You must know that when they came by plane today, they had a hard time catching up, and now their bodies have recovered, and their spirits are almost there.

In this way, the cross talk continued, speaking in a smooth and steady manner.

But Zhang Jiuling, who watched the whole process from the side screen, was puzzled, why it was completely different from when he was measuring his own work, when he said he was going to die or live.

Immediately, I was a little envious, after all, the stage atmosphere is so good at the moment.

But this is all a joke, his scene also has its interesting points, on the contrary, the senior brother also let him know that the traditional work should not be too rigid.

However, just as he was watching, Luan Yunping's voice suddenly appeared beside him, "Jiuling, are you almost done?"

"Hey, hello!" Zhang Jiuling trembled when he heard the voice, and quickly covered his chest to catch his breath, "Brother Luan, why did you walk silently at night? It's been a while now."

"You're so fascinated by yourself." Luan Yunping looked at Jiu Ling's reaction and found it interesting, her face was full of smiles, and at the same time she pointed her hand behind, "There are a lot of people coming from the back door, and the news of Yun Cheng's arrival will spread in a short while gone?"

Of course Zhang Jiuling knew, not to mention the back door, just now he saw with his own eyes a small group of girls coming quickly to fill the vacant seats, and these dozen or so girls probably worked hard from a crowd.

It stands to reason that scalpers are better at grabbing tickets, but Zhang Yiyuan's traffic is far less than that of other theaters, and scalpers may not even watch here.

Even the flow of Deyun Tianqiao Theater is much better than that of Zhang Yiyuan, and Huguang Guild Hall, where Xiaoyue is stationed, they often stare.

Otherwise, there will be no tickets left here.

But it was precisely because he didn't grab it that the scalper went crazy in a hurry when he knew Qi Yuncheng was coming.

Qi Yuncheng's airborne, even with a dozen tickets, they can sell a very high price. They understand the psychology of the audience, as long as they can see the actors, they will not hesitate to go in even if they spend a little more money in the end.

However, two or three scalpers rushed over, and the tickets were already sold out.

It can only be a waste of time to come here in winter.

They ran in vain, but the noisy and lively theater was warm. At the same time, the two people's savings show ended, and there was a lot of applause.

After the applause, all the actors in today's small theater came to the stage.

Qi Yuncheng was still very happy to see them, each of them had grown a lot, and then looked to the audience in the back row to tease them a little.

"Just now I saw a wave of talents coming in, why don't we just leave like this!!!"

"Ah, no!!!!"

As soon as I said it, the girls who came in a small wave behind were screaming so miserable.

On the stage, Qi Yun was completely satisfied, "The section just mentioned is a cross talk written by Dalin himself. I will measure a section. It can be seen that the progress has been huge."

"No!" Guo Qiling hurriedly said humbly as he stood beside him.

Audience: "Qi Yuncheng! Will there be any performances after we come back? Let's buy tickets!"

When a question was asked next, Qi Yuncheng held onto the table in a dilemma, "Still performing? I don't know how many performances this year! I didn't even go on honeymoon with my wife when I got married.

In the last month, please let me accompany my wife well, and I will act with you next year. "

"Yo~~"

A sour tone came from below.

Not only girls, but also boys from time to time, but girls are not so reserved these days, and as long as they make a fuss and their voices are high-pitched, the rest of the boys have little room to play, and they really can't shout at them.

Even if there are not too many girls coming here today.

"Can I add one more??"

"What??" Qi Yuncheng looked up at a girl in the back row and asked.

"Add one, I'll be with you, at my own expense!"

Hahahaha!

Laughter overflowed.

Standing on the stage, Qi Yuncheng almost broke his defense, "I can't grasp your thoughts more and more. How can there be a honeymoon with a stopper, and it's at your own expense. When Yue Yunpeng gets married, I won't do this kind of thing, you know? It's so shameless."

"You know it too!"

Suddenly Luan Yunping couldn't stand anymore and came out from the side curtain. The moment he showed up, the audience was even happier.

I know that everyone has returned from overseas.

Originally, he didn't want to disturb, but seeing that Qi Yuncheng was having a good chat with the audience, he decided to come out and remind the time.

For some later audiences, the curtain call can be played for a while, but not for too long.

And he still has something to discuss with his partner, so he just followed up and said a few words together.

However, he couldn't control the time, and the small theater was on high for a while, and it didn't end until almost eleven o'clock.

When Qi Yuncheng finally went backstage, when Qi Yuncheng returned the coat to Zhang Jiuling and put on his original coat, Luan Yunping walked over and quickly said, "Yuncheng, Zhao Yunxia came to look for me just now, and it's about the captain."

After he put on his coat, Qi Yuncheng turned his head and wondered, "Didn't you say that the biscuits are ready?"

"I said biscuits, but didn't I mean that I wanted him to be it? As a result, during the period of the show, he himself was going to poach some people from other teams and put them in the fifth team.

Didn't the little theater look for me just now? "

(End of this chapter)