Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

In her arms, the little girl had already fed her grandfather biscuits two or three times in succession, and exchanged the others for her. She refused to do it, and immediately retracted her little hand.

During this process, Qi Yuncheng stood by and suspected that the girl did it on purpose.
But Qi Yuncheng knew that it wasn't intentional, he thought it was delicious, and if he was said to be more generous, he would definitely feed it to Grandpa Guo.

"Grandpa, eat!"

Taking another small piece, Xixi handed it over.

"Okay, girl, don't feed it, if you feed it again, Grandpa Guo will be gone."

Xixi: "Eat!"

"Don't eat it, eat it yourself."

Hurry up and bring my daughter over, Qi Yuncheng finally got rid of his master, today he has to seal the box, the master has a problem, who will tell the truth.

And Guo Degang didn't think much of it. Although he couldn't eat sweets, it wouldn't have much impact.

"Your teacher's wife will be back in a while, Xiaoyue and the others are busy now, you go in and take a look first."

"That's internal digestion too, it's useless."

After that, Liang Zi was not bad.

The little face was aggrieved, and it hurt more than anything else.

And the biscuits were also in a daze. Who would have thought that the old man would subconsciously pull up his sleeves when he came here, shaking his head and saying, "Do you think that your words can shake our relationship?"

"This time it has nothing to do with chemistry, and it has nothing to do with animal husbandry. Of course, it might have something to do with it."

Yu Qian and Guo Degang said in unison: "Why take that away, there is no sesame."

But she likes cooked animals.

The style and conditions of sesame seed cakes may not be popular, but many people like them very much.

I haven't done it for a long time, and my wife has always been doing it.

Hearing Guo Degang talking nonsense again, Yu Qian covered his face and couldn't help it, so he stopped, "Wait a minute, Xiaoluan married a transgender person?"

Everyone is like this, the sense of responsibility can easily change a person.

Xixi, who was clearly being hugged in her arms, was very interested in these ingredients, especially the fish her grandfather took. She stared back and forth, she really liked small animals.

You must know that he also has basic skills, and he has been learning since he was a child.

Shaobing was wearing a mandarin jacket and needed to correct the master's lies. First, he fulfilled it by himself, and second, he really couldn't call Yue Yunpeng to help.

But Shaobing's mouth was not easy to stop, so he continued.

Together, the audience, and the actors in the side scenes all laughed silly.

"Okay, by the way, I will take my daughter to visit. She loves food just like her mother, and she is happy every time she enters the kitchen."

For a while.

Glancing at his partner, then at his child, Yu Qian ignored him, spread his hands, swayed his body, and said in Northeast dialect: "Is it interesting for you to say that?"

Qi Ling gets some cucumbers for the girl, cuts them into small strips, and sees if she can eat them. "

"We Tianjin people have a way of eating fish, otherwise why are you masters so good at it. Your master is not here today, so I will do it!
Taste mine to see how unpalatable it is, my craft is as unpalatable as possible, but if any of you are left today, I will slap the table and turn against you. "

During this process, Qi Yuncheng watched the performance of sesame seed cakes and also thought it was very good.

Today he was wearing a blue mandarin coat and a brown mandarin coat on top of it, which was extremely awkward. He had to choose a color to match it. He didn't deserve it at all.

As for the stripping of the mandarin jacket this time, it is indeed a little different. It may be because of the influence of Qi Yuncheng's life that the joke was brought forward.

"Yeah!" Guo Degang nodded, "What's the matter, why don't you marry a saber-toothed tiger?"

With a sigh, Guo De just took a sip of water and let a few Crane disciples watch the child, and then went to the kitchen to look at it, preparing to cook a meal by himself.

"Did I say I was leaving?"

"oops!"

Three people came out, and the audience was collectively restless.

"real!"

This time, Yu Qian was dumbfounded, and looked at Guo Degang, "Look, I still have nothing to say."

Yu Qian wondered, "What?"

"How long do you want to accept a Russian apprentice, you can accept any word, there are too many words. Ivantorovsky, take it away, right!

"Of course, and before I appeared in "Swordsman" to perform a cross talk and hurt Master, my meager fans kept increasing."

The crucian carp is not big, as long as a palm, but there are several of them, otherwise it would not be enough for the few of them to eat.

"But we are always bored there, call someone to go, Mr. Yu, if you don't go, if there is no way, I will call my lover to go."

"Is this the dishwashing?"

"..."

"Uncle, this paragraph is too amazing, it was completely assimilated by the biscuits."

Not to mention him stripping the mandarin jacket, the few times the sesame seed cakes were praised for stripping the mandarin jacket, it was very fun, with his own style and a lot of laughs.

It is worth paying attention to adding them together.

Came to the fourth program.

"Xiao Luan is our child, marrying a transsexual?"

So Qi Yuncheng rescued him in time, otherwise it would be terrible.

Guo Degang made a phone call gesture, "Ping'er, come on! Dalia Gold Sea is dead, Jieli won't allow you to wade in the waves, but you can let me wade in the waves.

Looking back, Yu Qian turned to Shaobing, and said after a few seconds of silence.

"Master! I love you!!"

Turning his head suddenly, Shaobing pointed at Yu Qian, "Master, you are talking, are you trying to stalk me?"

The fish was packed and started to cook. Hearing the sound of Zila, Xixi, who was biting a small cucumber stick, got excited and babbled.

Now they don't have to say every word, just talk about some general baggage, and what kind of performance style should the master ask him to maintain.

Shaobing sneered, and asked with his right hand akimbo, "Have I used it?"

The end of year after year has witnessed the growth of many people, especially Xixi, who is more than one year old.

After Guo Degang noticed it, the feeling of cooking became even better, "Is the little girl a spectator? This staring eye, want to eat?

"Married these days, married a transgender person."

"Pie Tolowski!"

Meng Hetang hurried over at this time, fastened the apron for Master, and stood by the side obediently after fastening it, "Master, what are you doing for us?"

It's just impossible.

After saying it, the audience heard a lot of laughter below. After all, what Guo Degang said was indeed a bit unbelievable.

"By the way, Brother Cheng, it's okay! Finally, I want to invite you to come up and perform."

"This...I..."

After finishing speaking, Dalin turned around and moved away, but Qi Yuncheng didn't stop him, it was all for her to grind her teeth.

Fortunately, after a blood sugar test, it was found that eating this kind of biscuit did not change much. Otherwise, it is unlikely to touch this kind of food in the future.

At the opening of the Beijing Exhibition, one show after another finished, and it was almost time for the fourth show.

But the patriarch didn't give him food.

It's just that knowing a skeleton still has some important burdens.

After saying a word, Yu Qian looked at his old partner and said, "You're talking nonsense."

"Go! Come and play with me, and go to Naodalia to wade in the waves!"

But it was nothing, on the contrary, what he said was very good, and after the stage was over, he slowly entered the main work.

"Let's get the fish first, the rest is simple, you can do it yourself."

Guo Degang almost couldn't hold it back. He lowered his head and held back his laughter and hurriedly stopped his senior brother. If this was true, he would have to die, and they didn't show up for the whole performance.

Hahahahaha!
"Uncle is your uncle after all."

Guo Degang was also laughing, "Just one sentence stuck on the lung tube."

It's just the moment when my wife comes home and the dishes are ready and ready to eat.

Have fun talking.

Qi Yuncheng shook his head and continued to watch the performance.

"Next time, those disciples of yours don't say anything about the clouds and the sky, and the dragons are everywhere. Just call them Dachang, Meatloaf, and Chasong!"

Announcement on stage.

"Which really?"

About 10 minutes.

"Also chasong! These two words you will say I am the one." Guo Degang clicked on his apprentice.

"You're going to have to empty my freezer when you come."

And Xiao Si noticed that his eyes were knocking on melon seeds in the side screen and responded, "What's wrong, senior brother? Do you want to eat melon seeds?"

"Oh?" Yu Qian looked at the biscuits and wondered, "You mean to quit?"

"How do you know you can eat fish today?"

……

"It looks good!" Qi Yuncheng said against his will while leading his daughter who was walking in the background, otherwise what else could happen.

"This is the Northeast Hooligan vs Yanjing Veteran!"

"Don't mind! It's better to marry a transgender person, at least one person."

He did not know how long he had prepared for this.

"Come on, get out of the way! You cut up the cucumbers, have you finished those fish?"

Clapping his hands, Shaobing said happily: "It's sad to say that the words are picked, sad~~"

After all, the mouth of a Northeast bastard.

On the stage, it all depends on the biscuits.

"No, is there anyone who is sad." Yu Qian stopped.

It is impossible for the two of us to play together, there is no room for two tigers in one mountain.

"Don't believe it?"

Even after the opening willows are over.

Shaobing couldn't think of such a thing, and began to stutter, "I haven't been with him recently, my son's apprentice, his beloved apprentice.

"Eat it yourself!"

"I know, play well, and finally praise you."

Whatever Xixi ordered, he would do whatever he wanted as a grandfather.

After eating and resting for a while, at six or seven o'clock, a group of people set off to the Beizhan Theater for a box-sealing performance.

"Don't be shy, prepare to go by yourself."

After finally rounding it up.

At this time, Yu Qian also played with the child the whole time, and laughed, "I still haven't taken it off."

"The leather pick of the wire for washing the dishes!"

The key hair shape is a Mohawk, which is so strange, why would I want to cut such a hair shape.

"Teacher Guo, I love you!"

Well, these two people really share a common thinking.

But this year is still a little different.

Holding his daughter in his arms, Qi Yuncheng went over to have a look.

After smashing the biscuits, he decisively started to touch the porcelain, and Guo Degang beat people.

"You took off the word cloud, why are you still here?"

Shaobing still has the temperament of a child now, the more carefree a person is, the harder it is to hide things in his heart.But when he gets married and has children, his mind will change drastically.

Hahahahaha!
Laughter filled the theater.

Shaobing waved his hand behind the microphone, "I just looked away, I don't want my cloud words anymore."

"Hey, the little girl has grown up so much, and so has Fenyang. The two little guys are quite cute."

"Oh!!"

"Hey, Northeast people understand this!" Shaobing assumed the posture and state of a Northeast gangster, "This is a matter of bullying,"

"Brother Cheng, look! Am I good-looking or not?"

"Just call it this name, like the old gentleman called Zhang Fool, Little Mushroom, which word does the old gentleman accept? Whatever!"

Shaobing changed into clothes and showed off in front of Qi Yuncheng.

Guo Degang waved his hands again and again, "I don't even understand!"

Still working with master and uncle.

"What did you say?" Yu Qian regained his composure, and supported him.

"We're still on the ground!"

Looking at the state, Guo Degang added another sentence, "I wonder, I have taught one-person Zhuan these years? This is Northeast dialect!"

"Your new year, let's have a good time." Guo Degang responded.

Suddenly Yu Qian lost his defense, "What do you mean anal you!"

Guo Degang looked at his apprentice from the far side, "One cloud character is worth several crane characters."

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Picking the Jacket"! Shaobing, Yu Qian, Guo Degang!"

The old couple couldn't stop them even if they wanted to, so Guo Degang just picked up a doll on the table and threw it at it.

Luan Yunping said that I will go, but it will have to wait for another day. "

"correct!"

……

Although a grandfather can also refuse, but he can't bear it, the little girl feeds herself, and if she doesn't eat, what if she becomes unhappy.

And Guo Degang checked his blood sugar a little bit. It wasn't just a few biscuits that would be fine, but the key point was that Xiaoyue came over to get him some fruit.

Shaobing: "Anyway, I don't care, take it away! Shaobing, take away the Shaobing!"

"How many times have I been here?"

"This time, Xiao Luan! That is, Luan Yunping recently married a transgender person. Do you know about that?"

At this point, Yu Qian in the middle opened his mouth and wanted to get back to the point, otherwise he didn't know how much to say later.

That is, Shaobing wants to play a mandarin jacket!

It belongs to the fact that the joke about removing the mandarin jacket after the sesame seed cake has been brought to the present.

Guo Degang raised his hand and pointed at the biscuits he was playing with, "If you don't believe me, ask him."

From now on, I will tear people up in Russia, and burn Tolowsky! "

However, no one from De Yun's mouth could stop him except Xiaosi Cao Heyang, which made Qi Yuncheng look aside subconsciously.

One is enough for myself, let alone two.

"Why am I talking nonsense?"

This time, Shaobing's voice became a bit quieter, and he glanced at the master on the far side, "Can I say this?"

Yue Yunpeng stood near the pool, "It's done."

Guo Degang started talking nonsense to Yu Qian again.

"That's impossible. Foodies like Shaobing and Xiaoyue are all there." Qi Yuncheng hugged his daughter and watched by the side. The reason why he carried her into the kitchen was to Xun, so that he would not be able to cook like her mother in the future.

"Brother, brother cake is a good bag, cake Trovsky! Why isn't he called Trovsky cake?"

I don't know how troublesome it is, because my daughter wants to eat fish, Qi Yuncheng picks on her all the time, and he can't let it go, otherwise she can't bear it.

Guo De just laughed, and then the meal became lively.

Someone understands him. "

"Who knows?"

"His partner Qi Yuncheng! He must know!"

"Anyone can explain it."

……