Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

"Take your suitcase and go out!!"

"What box, what's in it? No, why did you take my wheat away?"

As soon as Zhang Helun took the box, two men in black supported him and took him out.

He goes out on both feet.

Yue Yunpeng was on the other side, chatting with a group of girls, "If you meet something greasy, if you meet something you don't like, if you meet something unpleasant, just turn off the lights.

Don't care so much.

When a girl chooses a boy, she must choose the one she likes. Remember, let's see who comes next. "

After finishing speaking, the staff called the next person.

As soon as the camera turned, Qin Xiao came over.

In this era, looking good is capital.

For a group of people to like.

But at this moment, no one knew who the other party was, and they all did sound processing.

"Let me ask you a few questions." After the person sat there, Liu Yan spoke with the microphone.

"Hurrah."

"For example, both your mother and your girlfriend fell into the water, which one would you choose? Or what should you do?"

"She asked this question, and I just threw her in the water."

Everyone said that Qin Xiao was stupid, but he was not procrastinating at all in this regard, which naturally made all the girls over there stunned, and hesitated without hesitation.

So one after another, six lights went out.

But Qin Xiaoxian couldn't be blamed, and he didn't see what area was asked.

He grew up in a single-parent family, lived with his mother, and his girlfriend asked such questions, he had to be thrown into the water.

Because it is true that it is not as important as his mother, not his mother, but mainly because his mother has been taking care of him, which is completely incomparable.

Naturally, he answered very manly.

Liu Yan also didn't expect such an answer, so she turned a corner and said, "Then sing a song for us."

"Okay!" Qin Xiaoxian didn't refuse, "I'm the one who loves you the most. I can say a few words. Don't be disgusted."

"It's okay, let's sing."

"The person who loves you the most is me ~ how can you let me be sad ~
When you need you most..."

On the other side, Yue Yunpeng shook his head, "I sang all the words wrong. What kind of song is this when you need you most!"

"That's what it means." Qin Xiaoxian said again.

"Okay!" Yue Yunpeng agreed this time, and took the microphone from Liu Yan. He wanted to say a few words. Of course, the voice was specially processed so that neither men nor women would reveal their secrets.

"I'll ask you one more question."

"You ask."

"Tell me that you have met the five sisters-in-law of Deyun Society!"

"Sister-in-law?" Qin Xiaoxian immediately snapped his fingers to forget, "I have seen Brother Yue's daughter-in-law."

"How is Brother Yue's wife?"

"Liu Xiaoting often said that his mistress was very kind to him, so I think Brother Yue's wife is very good."

"it is good!"

Yue Yunpeng, who was holding the microphone, was happy, and what he wanted was praise, so he asked again, "Have you seen Mrs. Cake?"

When mentioning Mrs. Cake, Qin Xiaoxian was not in the same state at all, and his tone quickened a bit, "Ms. Cake is too kind, girl from Shang Hai. She is pretty and thin, and she speaks softly."

"What do you look like?"

"Pretty and thin!"

"When my sister-in-law just said, why didn't you say she was pretty and thin? You only said one person?"

"..."

One sentence made Qin Xiao idle, so he hastened to add another sentence.

"Sister-in-law Yue is not only nice, but also very simple!"

"simple??"

Yue Yunpeng was like eating a bitter gourd. He really couldn't get those two words together, but Qin Xiaoxian realized it instantly and looked at the silhouette.

The silhouette is still a woman, but you must know that Brother Yue is beside you.

"Brother Yue, is that you? I was wrong, I was wrong!"

"you can go now!"

"Okay, thank you Brother Yue for letting me go!"

Get up quickly, Qin Xiao went to pick up the boxes, and at the same time, the number of people he turned off the lights was not many, only six, no more than half of the people.

And when people leave.

As soon as Yue Yunpeng turned around, he spoke temporarily to a group of sitting girls and Liu Yan.

"By the way, who of you likes to look at faces? Raise your hand!"

Brush brush!
Immediately, they all lifted up.

This made Yue Yunpeng very puzzled, "Does a girl like a boy depend on his face?"

"want!!!"

Thirty girls said in unison, don't worry about it

"Then I'm pretending to be passionate." Yue Yunpeng originally wanted to show himself, but then asked again, "Then kindness is the most important thing, right?"

"right!!"

"Filial piety is the most important thing, right?"

"Yes! But you still have to look at your face!"

"..."

It was impossible to say, but at this time Liu Yan volunteered.

"I don't look at faces!"

"You don't look at your face?"

"Yes!" Liu Yan nodded, looking very determined, "Look at the talent!!"

"Then I'm very ugly, but what should I do if I'm very talented?"

"It's okay if you have nothing to do! You can have online dating!" Soon a little girl below said out, and just after saying it, Yue Yunpeng looked over and was about to die.

"You can date online, but you can't meet each other in this lifetime, right? It's too difficult to be a man! Forget it, let's be the next one!"

In the tunnel, Qi Yuncheng was finally called over.

As soon as I entered the room, I was startled.

Good guy, apart from the surrounding shooting machines, the silhouette of a graceful figure on the wall is really attractive. I didn't expect De Yun to start playing around.

As for the silhouette, others can't guess it, but he can guess it.

Because I have dealt with Liu Yan before, and I am familiar with it.

After sitting down, he took a deep breath and picked up the microphone on the table next to him.

"Hello!"

"Hello! You are very polite!!"

Without knowing who the other party was, Liu Yan was a little surprised to hear the word you on the other side.

Qi Yuncheng smiled slightly, "Solicit more people to listen to the cross talk, you should be polite."

"Then I have a question! Do you have a girlfriend or are you married?"

The main reason for asking this question is that the girls don't know who is facing them, otherwise the girls would prefer some actors.

"married!"

"If you asked your wife what she wanted to eat, and she said whatever, what would you do?"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Qi Yuncheng knew his wife's temper very well, and explained while laughing, "I know my wife too well, as long as I say go out to eat, she will never say casually."

"What would that say?" Liu Yan was puzzled.

"Pork's trotter hot pot, roast duck, fried three dishes, fish with pickled cabbage, Kung Pao chicken, stewed braised, crayfish, after getting to know me, noodles with fried sauce are also my favorite! I guess I'm going to go out to eat tonight, She will also order pig's trotter hot pot, she likes it so much."

"Good guy, hurry up to report the name of the dish." Yue Yunpeng said incredulously over there, and the other girls did the same, but what they realized was not that the wife of the other party could eat more.

It's more pampered.

I remember these clearly.

So none of the lights went out.

There was no way, Liu Yan held the card in her hand and could only ask another question, "If you and your wife went out on a two-person date, and she spent two hours doing makeup, what would you think?"

Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "Refer to the above answer, it is impossible for her to spend two hours on makeup, she just needs to eat and leave, even if I give her time, she still can't wait."

"Then according to your choice before marriage, what kind of girl do you like?"

"My daughter-in-law is fine, beautiful and weird."

"Strange?"

"Because she can eat better than ordinary girls, I love her for that."

Snapped! !

Yue Yunpeng clapped his hands suddenly, knowing that Senior Brother Yuncheng hadn't run away.

He nodded silently without speaking.

Then Liu Yan asked again, "Does that mean appearance is not important?"

"Correct!"

"Who is the co-pilot for?"

"My daughter-in-law, so I found out that there is no good restaurant."

"Who cares about the money?"

Qi Yuncheng thought for a while, "When the two of us didn't seem to discuss money much, whoever wants to use it can use it and buy anything.

But she usually doesn't buy anything except food. "

"Then what would you do if your ex-girlfriend suddenly contacted you one day?"

"It's impossible to have an ex-girlfriend. My daughter-in-law and I are our first love, both of us. Then we got married together and had two children."

Liu Yan turned her head abruptly, and looked at the groups of girls next to her, as expected, she was full of envy just like her own.

"Then what if, for example, an ex-girlfriend suddenly adds you?"

"No, my wife is so nice. I don't even allow myself to think about my ex-girlfriend, because she is the right person I have met.

No other thoughts, love her so much! !Thinking of her makes me happy! "

The voice fell.

All the girls remained silent, and as for the lights, none of them had been extinguished.

After a few seconds of silence, Yue Yunpeng looked helplessly at the girls, "I know who this is, he is the only one who is so stubborn, sometimes he is like this, and he is outrageous, so I can't ask any questions afterwards.

He can turn it away for you, if you can't deal with it, it's bad. "

"But he really looks like a very good man." Liu Yan sighed, and there was really nothing to ask, "Then you sing a song, what do you want to sing."

"Singing? I don't sing popular songs very much, can I sing ditties?"

"to make!"

"Sing a photo booth, everyone has heard of it.

One, one, one more, the shadow of the moon shines on the flower stand~

Sister Qiuxiang made a plan, she said to come in the evening~

We are so affectionate in front of the Peony Pavilion, I hope that the Luan and the Phoenix will be married soon~"

After singing a few lines, the girls listened silently, even Liu Yan.

After the singing is over, people leave.

Yue Yunpeng was a bit sarcastic, but he didn't give his name, "Have you all guessed who it is?"

"Mmmmmmm!"

The next one had a head like a pounding garlic, smiling and nodding.

"No wonder none of the lights went out."

"Actually, it has nothing to do with the actor." Liu Yan explained for her sisters, "Many people like him, but the main character is very good, so more people like him."

"right!!"

A group of girls answered in unison.

"Then I'm fine too, do you like me?"

"Like it too!"

"Ouch!" Yue Yunpeng was finally happy for once, and it was rare for him to praise himself, but his expression was stiff the next second.

"But I like Qi Yuncheng more!"

"I found that I really can't chat with you, I'd better date you online."

Hahahaha!

Yue Yunpeng knew how to invigorate the atmosphere, so he immediately invited the rest of the brothers to accept the questions.

However, it is difficult for women to understand, Qi Yuncheng is almost the only one who has a full score, and the rest of the people have been turned off a lot of lights, especially the one mentioned to drink more hot water.

Crackling lights out.

But when the biscuits came, the answer was absolutely correct.

So he didn't turn off the lights at first, he got married, and after so many years, he is no longer as muddy as he was when he was a child.

Therefore, they are very specific to family and love.

But when he sang, Yue Yunpeng was really surprised. The girls didn't press it, but he took the initiative to press it one by one.

I couldn't take it anymore, I didn't sing well, and I didn't stop, I was completely addicted to singing.

When three lamps were extinguished, he also went out.

Finally, after everyone asked, Yue Yunpeng looked at Liu Yan, "So among so many people, who do you think is the most exciting?"

Without even thinking about it, Liu Yan confirmed, "The one who remembers what my daughter-in-law likes to eat."

"That one!" Yue Yunpeng nodded, "Is that the one that moves your heart the most?"

"Ok!"

"It seems that girls like to eat more, and they are captured immediately, okay, then I will take you out to play today.

Thank you for your ratings. "

After the recording of the previous episode of Douxiaoshe was finished, the two of them left the room as soon as they turned around.

At the same time, a group of brothers and sisters started to get in the car and transfer positions, heading for the so-called Guo Mansion.

Today's Douxiaoshe plot has a process of selecting a son-in-law and recruiting relatives.

All the brothers and sisters have to compete to be son-in-law, in order to obtain an advantage in the performance.

And what is put in the box is not a coat, but clothes from various industries, representing many people who have come to beg for the eldest lady of the Guo Mansion.

When we arrived at the location, we entered an old house in Tianjin.

A group of brothers and sisters look good.

Zhang Helun was dressed in white, looking like a gang of cooks.

The rest were the driver Qin Xiaoxian, the gardener Wang Jiulong, and the butler Luan Yunping.

And Qi Yuncheng, Zhou Jiuliang, Meng Hetang, and Shaobing are all guests, including Yang Jiulang who replaced Zhang Jiuling in the show in the previous issue.

But before they entered the room completely, Yue Yunpeng walked quickly to the back room in a suit.

In the back room sat masters and uncles dressed up like landlords.

One is his uncle and the other is his father.

Yu Qian fanned his fan curiously, "Why are you here? Have you also taken a fancy to your sister?"

"Ah! Can I look down on Yanzi!!" Yue Yunpeng nodded, turning his gaze to his master, "Master, you are wrong. You agreed to betroth Sister Yanzi to me, and I chased the car back then.

It's a pity that I didn't catch up. Now that I finally came back, I have to marry her.

How can I live without her? ?I really like her!She likes me too! "

"Do you like her?" Guo Degang raised his eyes, without any sign of agreement, "Everyone likes her, everyone in the world doesn't love Yanzi, don't say that she liked you when she was young, she also said that she married fried oil pancakes, and married The one who fried fried dough sticks, and even said to marry the one who fried rice cakes, anyway, all the fried dough sticks belong to her."

"Okay, I don't like her anymore."

Yu Qian Yile, "If you say you don't like it, you don't like it? It's really fast."

"Then what should I do? You won't give it to me! But today, there are many people coming outside. You two should meet them. They all want to be son-in-law."

Guo Degang was curious, "The deep-fried dough sticks, deep-fried oil cakes, and deep-fried rice cakes are all here?"

"Just go and see."

"Okay, let's go." (End of this chapter)