Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Qi Yuncheng stood where he was and felt that there were no such thieves like them, united front and action.

It's called a clean retreat.

And Guo Degang saw that Qi Yuncheng was coming, but it was nothing, "Yuncheng, are you coming? Well, let's make gestures."

"Please wait a moment, I have something to do with them."

"Okay, you go first."

Turning around, Qi Yuncheng looked at the group of them, "What are you doing? Looking for fun? It's a whole family now?"

It's not right for Luan Yunping to laugh when she's standing on the edge right now, nor is she not wanting to laugh.

It was Meng Hetang who looked at him and said, "Senior brother, we can't do it! Only you are here, so when we came, we secretly discussed, let you and master 'fight'! Otherwise, who among us can win?"

"That's right." Zhang Helun followed the words, "You will be fine if you fight with our strength."

Qin Xiaoxian nodded frantically, and felt a little guilty, "I, I can only retreat with my seniors. You know me, so I can't do it anymore."

"That's right, Brother Cheng, you know me. I caused trouble because I was a kid, and I'm afraid I will cause trouble again." Shaobing nodded his chest and said very sincerely.

It seems that each of them has an extremely firm reason.

"Have we finished discussing it? I can't wait."

When the master was on the opposite side, he was looking forward to it, and he even wore a black cape, and the ball was going to stick to it.

"Come on, Senior Brother, we believe you."

"Brother, come on."

This group of people who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, can they win with Qi Yuncheng?Impossible, Master.

Naihe can only cooperate with Dalin in a game.

But before the game started, Guo Degang smiled happily, "Now I have to ask for foreign aid. You are all young and strong. I am an old man, so I can't handle you."

"What foreign aid? You invited the uncle? Can the uncle move his body?" Qi Yuncheng was curious.

"Come on girl."

The voice fell.

Zhou Gulan appeared on the stage, Qi Yuncheng's head grew big the moment she appeared, if it wasn't for the camera, he would have squatted on the ground speechless.

This is not a game, isn't this purely crushed by the opponent?
Because I can only let it play.

"Master, are you playing the food chain?"

But there is no food chain, the master apprentice is him, and his apprentice is Lanlan.

And Lan Lan stood beside Grandpa Guo, full of enthusiasm, and gave Master a weird smile, as if saying something, Master, you didn't expect it.

It was unexpected that the brothers "rebelled" collectively, and now the apprentice joined the opposite party again, which was too unexpected.

"Let's get started."

A password was issued.

Everyone played and ran.

Zhou Gulan was a girl, but she didn't hesitate at all. She grabbed the little fur ball with her left and right hands, and then threw it towards the sticky cloak on the master.

Guo Degang was overjoyed when he saw it, "Good guy, what a grudge."

"Master, don't care about others, but care about yourself."

When Lanlan threw it, Qi Yuncheng couldn't hide it, so he grabbed it and threw it towards the master. Only the master could touch it. Lanlan and Gao Xiaobei were purely helping.

That's why it's hard to say.

Seeing the ball approaching, Guo Degang was terrified even though there were almost half a hundred people, and quickly hid behind Gao Xiaobai, moving towards the box while hiding, and looking at the girl.

"Girl, throw your master, don't let him come over. Leave it to me, Uncle Lin, and I'll throw him."

Grabbing a handful of balls, Guo Degang threw a few balls from time to time while dodging. He had a lot of fun.

His laughter never stopped from beginning to end.

As for the brothers who were watching, they never forgot to explain.

"It's started, it's started, the competition has started. How unbelievable this is, when the son attacked his father, be careful, Master, come here."

"Senior brother, hurry up and dodge, the master is here, and he came with small steps, good guy, he is very fast."

"Be careful, Dalin is catching the ball again."

"No, does Lan Lan still have this? You are almost running behind your master to chase after him, so Yun Cheng should be careful. This little tail is not easy to get rid of."

Play around.

Those who play are happy, and those who watch are even happier.

And the final result needless to say, Qi Yuncheng couldn't do it, the girl wanted to chase her to death, as if she was entangled with herself.

"Okay, have fun today."

Taking off the cloak on his body, Qi Yuncheng complained.

Zhou Gulan took the things and kept laughing, as if she was satisfied after cheating the master.

"Have fun master, I want to come again next time."

"There will be no next time. It will be better if you are there. Let's stay aside for a while. There are still things to do next."

Zhou Gulan took the things and went to the side. She was really happy, because she had never played with Master like this, and she always wanted to play like this since she met Master.

It's a pity that Master never takes her with him.

At this time, Guo Degang said again, "The first round is over! Next is the second round."

"Round two? Will Dalin fight Master?" Shaobing asked.

Meng Hetang said affirmatively, "Of course, there must be an injury when the two Guos fight, this is it."

"Shut up you."

Shaobing slammed Meng Hetang's mouth shut, and said that the two Guos would be injured if they fought. This is what the master said.

Guo Degang didn't care about it and had a great time.

So the next scene also had no peeing point throughout the whole process, and the father and son competed and fought.

In the end, the two fought back and forth, and Dalin won.

The young man has good physical strength and can avoid it no matter what.

Dalin wins, which means that Shaobing who protects him can choose his partner in advance.

"Come on, Cao Laosi, let's go together as a partner."

Shaobing chose Xiaosi without hesitation, and Xiaosi naturally followed Shaobing, saying that the original partner of cross talk would be better.

Guo Degang looked at them, "Shaobing and Cao Heyang are a pair. It's Luan Yunping's turn, who do you choose?"

Luan Yunping had her own goals, so she said directly, "I chose Qin Xiaoxian because Qin Xiaoxian didn't dare to use me at first, but now I'm doing ideological work for Qin Xiaoxian, so we can act together."

"Yes, you must act well."

Qin Xiaoxian quickly agreed, he was really afraid to partner with Brother Luan before, that's why he didn't dare to choose in the second round, but now it's different, they're all playing together.

For this reason, the master is very pleased, watching the two of them boast.

"Great, good partner. What about Yuncheng? Who do you choose?"

Qi Yuncheng hesitated as he looked at the group of rebels just now, he didn't know who to choose, because he could choose anyone, but looked at Zhou Gulan who was holding a cloak next to him, his eyes were sparkling, and he tried his best to show himself.

It seems to let the master choose himself.

Guo Degang was amused by the girl's cuteness, "The girl really wants you to choose her, how about it, do you choose? If you want to choose, I can make an exception for you."

"She still wants to be the host, why should I choose her! I'll choose someone else!" Qi Yuncheng looked at the girl's enthusiasm for self-recommendation, it was unimaginable, no, could it be that she really wanted to talk about cross talk?Will she?
Seeing that the master didn't choose her, Zhou Gulan was a little disappointed beside her. She loves to play, otherwise she wouldn't be like this.

Finally, his gaze was fixed on Zhou Jiuliang.

"I'll choose Jiuquan. I just robbed him of the ball. I feel a little guilty towards him."

"No." Zhou Jiuliang shrank his neck suddenly and waved his hands frantically, "Not at all, I don't feel the guilt of senior brother at all, he robbed me so hard.

Grab it by my hand! ! "

"Hahahaha!" Although Guo Degang didn't see the scene, he could imagine it and asked with a smile, "How about that? Do you agree?"

"Promise, brother no matter what happens, he won't make an own mistake, won't he?"

Meng Hetang has the word oolong and wants to die.

He snatched Zhou Jiuliang's Jiuzi, thinking that he was wrong, at least he collected one more, and he was closer to the target, but when he got up and turned around, he encountered sesame seed cakes, and was snatched away alive, which can only be called retribution.

Then start assigning partners pair by pair.

Except for Shaobing and Xiao Si, almost none of them were original partners.

Allotted.

Today's recording is almost over.

"Very good, I've finished picking pairs, and I've finished expressing everyone's feelings. Tomorrow's performance is very important. We have a small reminder, that is, everyone should think about it. When you were learning cross talk, there must have been a Your favorite show.

Maybe when you hear it, you suddenly feel that you are going to learn cross talk.

Think carefully about which part it is, and then it will be this work that will be performed on the stage tomorrow.

have you understood? "

"understood."

"It's not early yet, hurry up and prepare, I wish you success."

After master's words, today's filming is completely over.

The program team began to wrap up work,
It was very fast, and the site was cleaned up in a short while.

The rest of the time was given to their brothers to discuss works and eat.

"Master, where should we go next?" After the program crew dispersed, Zhou Gulan followed Master and asked cordially.

Looking at her pretty face, Qi Yuncheng said: "Where else can I go? Go back to the hotel and take a rest for a while. After the rest, what about eating? Where else do you want to go?"

"Ah."

"Well, I brought you out to make you happy, let's talk about it later."

Qi Yuncheng glanced at the other seniors, then at Zhou Jiuliang, "Going out for lunch?"

"No need, order a few dishes in the hotel and discuss what to say. If she is going to play, you can go in the evening. It will be more fun in the evening." Zhou Jiuliang heard their conversation and thought of them very much, after all, it was very hot in the afternoon.

"Okay, I'm too lazy to go out in the afternoon."

Shaking his head helplessly, Qi Yuncheng looked at the girl again, really didn't know what to say to make others worry about her.

In this way, Deyun and his gang went to the hotel to rest for a while and play all morning. Everyone needs to be quiet and quiet.

Even the master is the same, today he had the same fun.

When it was time to eat, they went out to eat in twos and threes.

Only Qi Yuncheng and Zhou Jiuliang ordered a few dishes in the room, in order to discuss what works to write while eating.

It seems that the topic is very loose, and it is enough to talk about the works that impress me deeply, but the deeper the works that impress me, the more difficult it is to interpret.

Because it is basically the performance of the master.

"Brother, which part was the first time you listened to cross talk?" Zhou Jiuliang said while sandwiching several dishes on the table.

Qi Yuncheng sipped his soup and shook his head, "Then who would have thought of it?"

"Then what about the first cross talk you learned? We all came too late in the nine-character subject, and we haven't experienced the zero-year period, so I'm really curious about what state you were in when you were studying."

Zhou Jiu asked, Qi Yuncheng fell into memory, and it was impossible to forget the first cross talk he learned.

That is "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup", but this cross talk was not learned when I entered Deyun.

It was the first stand-up comedy that I heard on TV for the first time in my previous life, and then I became interested in imitating cats and tigers.

It can't be called learning, just memorizing the words, and starting to act when he can perform in the future. As a result, Grandpa Zhang saw him in this life, and after Guo Degang put it in a little place, he went directly to a small theater to try out one.

So it can be regarded as the first cross talk I learned.

So I said, "What kind of state can the state be? I watch the small theater every day and learn from the old man, but the first cross talk I learned was "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup"!"

"The first one to learn stand-up?"

Zhou Jiuliang was slightly surprised. He had listened to pearls, emeralds, and white jade since he was a child, but he never started to learn stand-up when he was learning cross talk.

It is also the easiest to teach jokes, such as "Eight Screens", "Report the Name of the Dish", and "Geographical Map", which are all made through hard work, so how can it not be surprising to be the first to learn stand-up.

"What about you, what is the cross talk that impresses you deeply?"

At this moment, the two of them are looking for inspiration for tomorrow's cross talk, telling each other about their own affairs, Zhou Jiuliang slowed down the speed of eating, "The one who impressed me the most is the same as you, senior brother, and I don't know how many times I heard it when I was young. Also like to listen, almost guarding the TV.

Among them is Mr. Ma Sanli's Buying Monkey, which impressed me the most. "

When it came to buying monkeys, Qi Yuncheng smiled wryly, not to mention he was deeply impressed, he was also deeply impressed.

Very popular indeed.

But if you want to talk about it, the two of them don't know how embarrassing it is, Qi Yuncheng smiled and said, "Could it be possible to say this?"

"No, no, no." Zhou Jiuliang laughed out loud, terrified, "I just mentioned that buying a monkey is too difficult, and if you don't pay attention, you will pass."

"Why not."

Qi Yuncheng had to admit that he had no idea, let alone a monkey, Mr. Ma Sanli's jokes and his juniors were coming, many of them had no idea.

But when the two of them were chatting and eating, suddenly there was a knock on the door of the room.

"Who?"

"Master, it's me."

Lanlan's voice came out, Qi Yuncheng got up to open the door, and subconsciously turned around while opening the door, wanting to get an extra meal.

Want her to eat more.

Seeing Master's appearance, Zhou Gulan immediately said, "Master, I'm full, I can't eat anymore."

"Ah, that's what I said."

Qi Yuncheng paused, completely used to it, because whenever he was eating at home, his daughter-in-law and Xixi would definitely prepare chopsticks for them when they came over.

Lan Lan is different, she is a "normal person", she is not greedy, and her appetite is no different from that of ordinary girls. (end of this chapter)