Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Ten minutes passed in a flash.

A specific time has come.

Yue Yunpeng and Guo Qiling went to the theater of several hundred people in the De Yun Hong Kong Hall together.

There was a round of applause from below.

Very welcome.

As for the people sitting in the first row were the special guests invited yesterday, even Zhang Jiuling, who had been eliminated before, returned.

Not to mention Song Yi, sitting in the first row.

The audience in the second row was so attracted that they almost kept looking at her.

She is also very famous.

"Thank you everyone. We are today's hosts. When we come to the stage, we should introduce ourselves. My name is Yue Yunpeng, a young actor from Yanjing Deyun Society.

My teacher is Mr. Guo Degang. "

After Yue Yunpeng finished speaking, Guo Qiling looked at the people below, "Hello everyone, my name is Guo Qiling. I am also a young actor in Deyun Society. I am the apprentice of Teacher Yu Qian."

quack quack quack quack.

The applause surged again.

Yue Yunpeng: "We won't say the name of the first show..."

Guo Qiling: "Yes, because they haven't decided on a name yet."

Yue Yunpeng: "The performer is Zhang Helun!"

Guo Qiling: "Yang Jiulang!"

The performance officially started and the actors took the stage. All the audience and the brothers and sisters backstage watched for the first time. The atmosphere was very lively during the last episode.

As for their performances, Zhang Helun's style was more romantic, while Yang Jiulang's complimenting style was more regular and didn't show anything.

The two of them matched up well, and there were a lot of laughs about it.

After speaking.

Guo Qiling came up again to announce the curtain.

"Next, please enjoy the Crosstalk Deyun Building! The performers are Shaobing and Qin Xiaoxian!!"

"Oh!!!!"

The audience was shouting like crazy at this moment, Qin Xiaoxian is here, this happens often, and the popularity is getting higher and higher.

The fourth lady who came over was the first to take the lead in applauding, and her partner helped him, and even took the initiative to shake the actor's hand off the stage.

As soon as they shook hands, Zhang Jiuling, Wang Jiulong, and He Jiuhua almost pulled the biscuits off.

A group of people are showing off their eyes.

"You are so enthusiastic, I plan to have fun today." Qi Yuncheng was very happy watching this scene in the background, saying that cross talk is for the happiness of others and for himself.

He likes the atmosphere very much.

However, Luan Yunping suddenly asked her partner, "Speaking of which, after recording Douxiaoshe, what are your plans after that.

I have been busy with variety shows recently, and I am planning to start a tour soon. "

"Let's talk about it next year. I may have to participate in a new variety show of Xiao Yue's show recently. I'm also thinking about the Spring Festival Gala program and have to submit my work."

"Spring Festival Gala!"

When it comes to the Spring Festival Gala, Luan Yunping is actually quite nervous.

They went to the Spring Festival Gala once, and it wasn't that easy.

Submit the work first, and then submit the work again, with various options.

After that, even a cross talk or a sketch needs to be polished for a long time. After polishing, the first, second, third and various rehearsals will be extremely troublesome.

To be honest, he didn't even want to participate.

Wouldn’t it be great to listen to more cross talk at home or in the theater during this time?

But in order to accompany his partner, he would do it anyway.

I know what my partner is thinking, and I hope to have a little bit of drum music on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

"That's right." Thinking of this, Luan Yunping turned to look at Qi Yuncheng curiously, "I haven't been to see Drum Music much recently. How is it over there? I haven't seen you much either?"

Speaking of this, Qi Yuncheng was very proud, "There is no problem with the youth team, and Lanlan's level has reached a certain level. She will take care of her team every week during the holidays.

Not to mention the old man’s performance on Saturday, so now I basically don’t worry about the management and operations and can completely let go. "

"That's great. This shows that our drum music club has completely matured."

Although Luan Yunping has little to do with drum music, she was still very happy to hear about it. You must know that it was not easy to hold it in the first place.

"What about Master's Qilin Club? I heard that they are also working on it."

"Still early."

"Then can you sing in an opera?" This was something he was curious about as his partner. He rarely heard him sing in opera, but he knew that he could and could sing well.

Qi Yuncheng's expression was a little weird, "Go ahead, I told Master before."

"Remember to call me when the time comes, I want to join in the fun."

"no problem."

We briefly chatted about some topics.

The two people came back to their senses and continued listening to the cross talk.

Today’s cross talk is all good to a certain extent.

The same is true for Shaobing, Qin Xiaoxian, and Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang who will appear again later.

Among them, Meng Hetang deserves special mention. His performance status has suddenly come to light in the past year, and his style and appearance have grown greatly.

It may be that newcomers to cross talk have gained a certain degree of training, and then they will improve even more by participating in such a variety show where they can speak cross talk.

You can look at the Menghe Candy around 16, and then look at the Menghe Candy around 19.

It's a world of difference.

What I mean by being able to speak cross talk is this kind of thing.

As for Zhou Jiuliang, needless to say, this person is as quiet as a virgin and as active as a stripped rabbit. His performance status and appearance are beyond compare. For this reason, there is no suitable match between the two of them.

"The uncle's vision is really vicious." After Qi Yuncheng sighed this sentence, he stood up and simply tidied himself up. It was almost time and it was their turn soon.

They are the most successful among the disciples, but after they finish their savings, the master and the uncle will still say one more thing: it’s the last period, it’s time to shine.

"Let's go!!"

The two of them went to the side curtain to wait for Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang to show up.

"Itchy scratches, some scratch my back, some scratch my soles, and some scratch my belly."

"Stop scratching first."

"Scratch your hands after scratching your belly."

"Okay you."

"After scratching my hands, I will scratch this little curly black dog."

Seeing Meng Hetang's ticklish touch on his head, Zhou Jiuliang pushed hard and said, "Fuck you."

Amid laughter, the two men bowed and left the stage.

Yue Yunpeng went up to announce the curtain and took down the props they had used.
"It's so wonderful. It can be seen that the performance of the two people is in good condition. Then please enjoy the cross talk, the performers Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Applause was given immediately, and when the actors came out, the noise doubled, giving the feeling of a bustling crowd.

The camera's lens panned towards Song Yi to see her condition.

Her state is the same as that of the audience. In her heart, her husband will always be her big star and she likes to watch him very much.

This scene happened to be seen by Qi Yuncheng on the stage, and he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth. Looking at his wife's appearance, she probably didn't know that the camera was on her, otherwise she wouldn't be so unreserved.

"Thank you for your applause. This is the last episode. Today is very lively."

Luan Yunping was arranging things behind the table, nodded and said, "My mood is high."

"Now I want to ask those who like to listen to my cross talk, are they all here?"

"Here we come." The audience shouted in unison.

Qi Yuncheng nodded, "Is there anyone who hasn't come? If you haven't come, please raise your hand and let me see how many people there are."

Have fun talking.

Qi Yuncheng looked at everyone with great satisfaction and said, "Okay, no one is here. I thank you all."

At this time, Luan Yunping finally couldn't help complaining, "How can I raise my hand when I'm not here?"

"Yes, those who haven't come won't raise their hands. But those of you who have come, you have listened to so many cross talk, do you know what the characteristics of my cross talk are?"

"Everyone knows this." Luan Yunping answered on behalf of the audience, "Don't you just like to hurt others?"

"Don't go on the surface. It's all for fun and making everyone happy. The cross talk I'm talking about is functional."

"Feature?"

"Don't you understand?"

"I don't understand."

"It helps with sleep." Qi Yuncheng looked at everyone sitting below, "I believe that many people sleep with cross talk every day, and they can't even fall asleep without cross talk. They must listen to it before going to bed."

"That's right."

"It's the same for me. I can only sleep after listening to cross talk every day. If I don't listen to cross talk, I can't sleep at night. Yesterday I listened to a cross talk by an old gentleman and I slept soundly."

"Everyone likes to hear it."

"But my cross talk function is not only that, it also has a very important role."

"How does it work?"

"Let me give you an example." Qi Yuncheng put his hands into his sleeves and said calmly, "No... I used to perform in a nursing home. The old man and the old lady were very happy to hear my cross talk. Oh, they were so happy. They kept going. He didn’t let me leave. I said no, I still have to rush to the show, I have performed in several places, you can rest, you can have fun.”

"Playing?" Luan Yunping asked curiously.

"Yes, old men and women are there eating melon seeds, eating bouncing beans, playing pinball, playing shuttlecock, jumping monkey rubber bands, and riding scooters."

"Is this an old man or a child?"

"Old man." Qi Yuncheng raised his finger and touched his hair. "My hair is no longer white. After listening to my cross talk, it turned black. All my teeth are neat and not missing."

"Okay." Luan Yunping couldn't help but be surprised and said, "Can I rejuvenate myself by listening to your cross talk? Extend my life?"

"Smile a little and a little less."

"This is more than just a little less, it's too powerful."

Suddenly Qi Yuncheng remembered something, patted his partner's arm, and said quickly, "Hey, do you know something?"

"whats the matter?"

"Last summer we had an electric fan factory in Yanjing. Do you know about the electric fan factory?"

Luan Yunping nodded and said, "I know."

"The monthly output of the electric fan factory was planned to be 29 units of fans, but it happened that it was the end of that month, on the [-]th, and only [-] units of fans were completed."

"Not enough?"

"The factory director is anxious." Qi Yuncheng frowned and paced back and forth behind the microphone, "Hey, what should I do? If you can't complete the task, you will suffer. The contract cannot be reached, and if it is not reached, you will have to pay compensation.

I was in a hurry when I suddenly remembered.

Eh?Qi Yuncheng?I invited him over and sent someone to pick me up. "

"What can you do? You are a crosstalk talker."

Hearing his partner's question, Qi Yuncheng looked unhappy and retorted, "What's wrong with the cross talk? It's very useful. As soon as I arrived, the employees, cadres, and technicians laughed and laughed while listening to my cross talk. How about listening to this part?"

"How about it?"

"On the 31st day of the month, 36 fans were produced."

"Huo oh." Luan Yunping was really startled next to her, her eyes widened, and she stretched out her hand to sign a two and then a one, "Two days and one night? Excess of 50.00%?"

Qi Yuncheng was proud, but then he became calm and calm, adding, "It's not too fast, there is the 31st of that month."

"It's amazing."

"What's so great about this." Qi Yuncheng didn't care about this result and pointed north, "Do you know there is a farm on the outskirts of Yanjing?"

Luan Yunping looked sideways at her partner who didn't answer immediately. She thought for a moment before nodding her head firmly, "Yes, I heard it's quite big."

"The farm has a gardening team. Last fall, when it was time to pick apples, the captain saw that they couldn't pick them."

"What? You haven't picked it since it's the season?"

Qi Yuncheng waved his hand and circled his thumb and index finger to give a size, "No, the apples on the tree are as big as jujubes."

"Okay, it's turned into a grape trellis."

"What should we do? Someone has spoken, Qi Yuncheng. The cross talk can be solved.

OK, invite him over immediately. "

"You want to tell crosstalk to the apple tree?" Luan Yunping was incredulous.

“Not only Apple Tree, but also Apple Tree led everyone to listen together, employees, cadres, and members all listened together.

Seeing such a big posture, I tried my best to say a long paragraph.Everyone is laughing so much, look at the tree again..."

Qi Yuncheng raised his head, and Luan Yunping also raised his head and asked curiously: "How is it?"

"The apples on the tree grow with the burden. After a while, the apples on the tree are as big as small watermelons."

"Good guy."

The more he talks, the better he becomes. Those who praise him find it interesting and interesting, and even more so the audience. The master's jokes will never be out of date in any era.

However, Qi Yuncheng didn't take it seriously and was very complacent on stage.

"This is not new."

Luan Yunping said: "Isn't it new? Your artistic charm is too great."

"It's not new." Qi Yuncheng repeated the words, then turned to his partner and asked, "Uncle Yu, do you know that there was a day when lightning struck the zoo?"

Hahahaha!

Every time this is mentioned, the audience can't help but laugh.

"I don't know, it's called Tianjing Dihua Animal Park." Luan Yunping corrected speechlessly.

"There are all kinds of animals in the zoo, and the uncle not only loves animals in the zoo, but also likes to play with crickets."

"Correct."

"His crickets are special. The crickets that survive the winter are also called golden-headed tigers.

You can tell by the name that he is very powerful. He has never lost a cricket fight in the summer. I saw him once when I went to the zoo where the sky was thundering. "

"The essence of heaven and earth."

"Whatever you want to call it." Qi Yuncheng didn't care about this, and then his expression changed to a smile, "Uncle Yu? I heard that your golden-headed tiger is famous? How about paying homage to it? Can I take a look?

Uncle Yu said okay, let’s take a look. "

Turning around, Qi Yuncheng faced the table and opened the jar. After opening it, his expression changed.

"what happened?"

"When I saw the cricket, it was wilted inside. This scared the old man, oh, what's going on? Why is it like this? It wasn't like this yesterday.

I said it doesn't matter, don't cover up Gaier, let me tell you a joke. "

"Telling a joke to Cricket?"

"Yes, I'm telling you a joke, I just made two baggage!" Qi Yuncheng stomped his foot with all his strength, "Oh! This cricket jumped out, fluttered its wings, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ~"

"Feeling refreshed."

"Uncle Yu is happy, okay, he's alive. Coincidentally, a big raccoon cat came over."

Hearing this, Luan Yunping felt worried for a moment, "But be careful, cats love to eat insects."

"The cat jumped on the table and saw a big cricket opening its mouth to bite."

"It's over."

"It's not over." Qi Yuncheng looked startled, stopped quickly, and then spoke again, "I saw the cricket twisting around and its whiskers standing up."

"How about it?"

"The cat's eyes were pierced."

"Ouch." Luan Yunping was shocked. She had never heard that Cricket could be so powerful.

"Come forward and say something, the cat's leg will be broken."

"I've never heard of crickets biting cats?"

He didn't believe it, Qi Yuncheng held it up with both hands, "I quickly picked up the cat. I told a little joke, and then I stroked the cat's legs and found that they had grown."

"amazing."

"What the hell? People call me an art master. I don't like hearing it. What does an art master do? I am an art master."

Since he was happy, Luan Yunping praised him from behind the table, "Not only are you a master of art, you are also an engineer of the human soul."

"No! I am not the human soul engineer. I am the soul engineer of all plants, animals and all living things."

Qi Yuncheng put his hands behind his back and shook his head gently, not to mention how beautiful it was.

But he spoke again the next second.

"But everyone is greedy. Seeing this, Uncle Yu wants me to do some more."

"Aren't the crickets all cured? They can still bite the cat."

"Fighting crickets, what if there is someone more powerful than it? If you want to become more powerful, let alone bite cats, you might even be able to bite off a tiger's legs."

"You are so brave to say it." Luan Yunping was very helpless and looked at him again and asked, "Have you said it?"

"As I said, in order to make it grow faster, I not only told jokes but also said it straight. I came up with an eight-screen screen on the spot. After the eight-screen screen, I came up with a geographical map. After the geographical map, I came up with a section about the names of the dishes.

As he said something was wrong. "

"Why not?"

After swallowing, Qi Yuncheng felt a little scared, and his eyes seemed to be looking at a huge creature.

"This cricket is growing up too fast. Its head is as big as the theater where we talk about cross talk. Its eyes are like searchlights on both sides of its head, and its whiskers are like telegraph poles.

The whole body is as long as sixteen trains. "

After saying this, the audience's faces were all smiles, and Guo Degang, who came out of the lounge and was about to play, beamed, "How can we still get here?"

Yu Qian is also familiar with the lines, "This is because I want to praise myself."

Qi Yuncheng said again: "It's too scary, like a monster. Run, let alone bite the tiger now, we all have to stay here."

Luan Yunping: "Escape quickly."

"That's what I deserve." Qi Yuncheng clapped his hands, looking bad.

Luan Yunping asked: "What's wrong?"

Qi Yuncheng: "While I was running, I plopped down and a stone tripped me down. It hurt me."

Luan Yunping: "Ouch, it's a critical moment."

Qi Yuncheng: "It doesn't matter, it can't bite me."

Luan Yunping: "Why can't I bite you?"

Qi Yuncheng: "I fell under the bed and woke up."

Luan Yunping: "Dreaming!"