Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 703 Your father is from the island country! 【Please subscribe】

Now that the apprentice's apprentice has shown some signs, the two older ones, Guo Degang and Yu Qian, must be more concerned.

Chatting from time to time during the chat.

This is true even for the cross talk apprentice Yuncheng found. Now he is still training in the youth team. He has a long way to go, but he is looking forward to his performance.

You can't go wrong with Yuncheng teaching you.

However, the cross talk at this moment is not over yet, and the scene is constantly agitated because Qi Yuncheng's name comes out.

As a result, Qi Yuncheng turned away from the side view, not because he was embarrassed, as there is no shame in talking about cross talk, but because his voice was loud and panicked.

"No, can Qi Yuncheng control Zhang Yunlei?" Zhang Helun was curious, holding a card with the image of his senior brother on it.

Lang Heyan chuckled, "What do Zhang Yunlei's fans call him?"

"Second Master?"

"He ranks second, Qi Yuncheng ranks first, how can Senior Brother Deyunshe not control him? He ranks first in business ability, am I right?"

"right!!!"

Below, the audience expressed their sincere love for the actor, and it was very interactive.

Just like that, Zhang Helun became nervous, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and kept looking at the cards in his hand.

He looked around and pulled out a card. Just as he was about to play it out, he suddenly put it away again, muttering to himself.

"No, Master's card won't work. If Master can't fight a gangster, he'll be dead if he goes down."

Hahahahaha.

The audience laughed happily. The gangster really described Qi Yuncheng's style very well, but Qi Yuncheng silently muttered in the side scenes that he had not been a gangster for many years.

Recently, things have started to become stable and I don’t harm Master very much.

"Oh, what should I do?"

Zhang Helun was helpless behind the microphone, and finally he had no choice but to draw a card and said, "Take care of it!"

"Who?"

"General Professor Deyun, Teacher Gao Fenggao."

"How do you manage this?"

"No matter how powerful and capable you are, can you be better than Teacher Gao? Teacher Gao is just three short of an artist."

Although this paragraph is a joke, it proves that Teacher Gao is a great actor who can both laugh and laugh.

The last two people played cards very quickly, and soon they were on Dalin.

When he arrived in Dalin, Zhang Helun slapped the table and said, "I'll take charge of it, I'll move to the uncle."

"Can you take care of it?"

"Of course I can take charge of it, that's the master. It's natural for a master to take care of his disciples. Uncle Yu is so popular now. He smokes, drinks, and perms his hair, especially that cigarette. The harder he smokes, the more stable his character will be."

"You're not beautiful." Lang Heyan pulled his partner and put down a card, "Stop it, Aunt Yu."

"Can the aunt take care of the uncle?"

"Why can't you do whatever you want outside? When you come back, you can wash dishes, cook, and take care of the kids for me. The harder you smoke, the more stable your character will be.

I hate him for smoking. Every time Aunt Yu makes out with Uncle Yu, it's like adding an ashtray. "

"It just saves money."

"Don't do this. Do you still have any cards? Hurry up and admit defeat."

"Aunt Yu is out." Zhang Helun's attitude became sincere and he looked at his cards seriously, "Stop it, my male god Guo Degang!"

The audience kept applauding under Guo Degang's words, but Lang Heyan panicked and hurriedly pulled the cards, "Oh, my senior brother's cards came out early. It's best to use them at this time."

Hahahaha!

This will never happen.

"What's the situation? Can you still bring the regret card?" Zhang Helun quickly held down the opponent's hand.

Lang Heyan withdrew his hand and said, "How do you think you can take care of it?"

"How can we take care of it? How good is the love story between Master, Aunt Yu, and Uncle?"

"Why is it so messy?"

"Does Yu Niang often appear in Master's works? It all depends on Master's words. He will cheat on you if he tells you to."

"If that's what you say, I have to show my trump card."

No other cards were needed, so Lang Heyan kept one card in his hand, and then quickly played it out, "Take care of it."

"Who?"

"I have been famous for my music since I was a child. I love my husband and teach my children. I can have fun on stage as much as I want. Deyun is my master's wife!!"

There were exclamations one after another.

Many girls also like it because many of the actors they like are the wives of their wives.

He was not polite, and neither was Zhang Helun, who also put down all the cards except one.

"Who?"

"Don't worry about who it is for now. He just ignores what Master says."

"is it?"

"Teacher, just pretend you didn't hear what you said."

"so smart?"

"You can do whatever you want, no one else but me, Guo Fenyang, my master's second son from Deyun Society."

"He!!"

The cross talk is over.

The audience gave a lot of applause. It was said to be a cross talk, but in fact Zhang Helun played all the famous actors. It is one of the best works to mobilize the atmosphere.

Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang, who led the next performance, were very good actors.

The hotter the place, the happier it will be.

Unless the heat reaches a certain level, I can't take it, but that doesn't happen with today's actors.

So the cross talk that followed started amidst bursts of laughter.

Qi Yuncheng, who had watched Zhang Helun's cross talk for 10 to [-] minutes, also went backstage to sit down and rest. When he saw his senior brother, Zhang Helun was very surprised.

"Good guy, I just performed at Master Brother's place, and the scene was so lively. I almost scared me, but luckily I held my nerve. I didn't feel this way in a small theater at that time."

"That's right, don't look at where we are today. There are more than 2000 people in the Beijing Exhibition." Shaobing immediately added, "It's not like the most popular actors in the past two years."

Speaking of the actor who became popular in the past two years, there is no doubt that it is Yue Yunpeng.

He is actually still quite popular now, but his popularity is indeed not as good as the previous two years. On the contrary, Qi Yuncheng has not changed much.

And Yue Yunpeng really has nothing to say, even drinking water next to him can make him feel guilty.

But that's how brothers are, there's no way they won't hurt each other, and the relationship couldn't be better.

Then when it was time to perform, they would put on their coats and perform on stage, and chat while they were not there.

When it came to chatting, Mr. Hou was the happiest. He followed a group of people and chatted, the sesame biscuits were broken and chatted, and the waiter also broke and chatted, and the three of them went together.

Therefore, Qi Yuncheng would never go to their small group to chat. They could make the air there boil.

Just sitting with Captain Luan, Master, and Uncle, discussing some matters between apprentices, watching the time go by.

Given time, the two of them can take on another apprentice.

One is to take in Yue Yunpeng's nephew, and the other is to take in Jingjing.

"Why don't we just accept the disciples and wait until next year to open the box? However, we don't have to go to the big battle to open the box. We can just accept them in a small theater, so that the audience can sit close and it will be lively."

This is something Luan Yunping has been looking forward to for a long time and has always thought about.

Qi Yuncheng nodded and thought there was no problem. He used the excitement of unboxing to let the audience get to know them. Unfortunately, they haven't given a name yet. They can only wait and see when he leaves the youth team.

"How is this child feeling?" Guo Degang suddenly asked.

"It's not bad. I have a similar feeling to Xiao Yue. But he has a better foundation and was taught well by Teacher Gao. He is not as good as Xiao Yue."

Once again Yue Yunpeng was lying on his back, and he was sitting in the forest speechless.

But if you praise your nephew, you will definitely be happy.

"That's good. I feel relieved to have this child in your hands. Pay more attention to his stage performance."

Guo Degang knew where the child was defective.

"Well, I will, but he can't let go."

After chatting like this, Qi Yuncheng began to discuss education issues with his master and uncle.

But time goes by quickly.After Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue's performance, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping took the bottom two.

It was already past ten o'clock at this time, which was relatively late.

Logically speaking, the later it is, the easier it is to feel tired, because they were too high up front, but the two of them can't help but be lively when they come up.

The names of Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping appeared one after another in Beizhan.

"Thank you all."

In response to the shouts below, after bowing, Qi Yuncheng opened his mouth to thank.

"It's a bit late now, my friends are still so excited, and as actors I'm very touched, so now it's up to the two of us to perform for everyone.

But when you come on stage, you have to introduce yourself. "

Luan Yunping asked the person next to her, "Do you still need to introduce yourself?"

"This is our cross talk rule."

"Indeed."

Turning slightly to one side, Qi Yuncheng pointed at his partner, "Some of you may be familiar with this actor, and some may not.

Let’s talk about it, what’s your name? "

Luan Yunping opened her mouth halfway to say her name, but was stunned when the word "stuff" was hit back, and she frowned, "What is a thing?"

"what."

"What's that name?"

"Oh, what's your name?" Qi Yuncheng looked at him and asked eloquently.

When asked, Luan Yunping looked at the audience with a smile, "My name is Luan Yunping."

"Say it again."

"Luan Yunping."

"Say it again."

"Luan Yunping."

"Say it again."

"Luan Yunping."

"Say it again."

"Is your tape jammed?"

Luan Yunping suddenly replied angrily, and there was a lot of laughter from below.

Qi Yuncheng straightened up and looked at the audience, "This person's name is Luan Yinping. The word "yin" means "yin" from Sandianshui. It's a pity that she was not allowed to work in the early days of liberation."

Hahahahaha!
Deyun Society is a very civilized society, as the audience already knows.

But Luan Yunping was so angry that she said, "Clouds, clouds of clouds."

"Yun? Blame me, I didn't hear clearly. Luan Yin Yun is this person."

"What a mess." Luan Yunping blocked it, "There is no yin in my name. My name is Luan Yunping."

"The cross talk is right. No one in the family does this. His father is an old worker. He has never done any other job in his life, just working in a factory.

But I have been able to enjoy benefits over the past few years and have saved a lot of money. "

"Yes."

"His father's biggest hobby is counting money. He takes out the money every day and counts it."

The two people were performing when suddenly there was movement on the side screen.

Yue Yunpeng walked out wearing a white coat and black pants and came to the side of the stage.

Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, and the audience didn't know what he was going to do until he took out a wad of money from his trouser pocket and started counting.

There was laughter below.

Qi Yuncheng added, "His father loves to count money."

"Let's go!!" They were happy. How could Luan Yunping shout so happily and then complain, "Why is my dad younger than me? Get down, get down!"

After counting the money, Yue Yunpeng smiled coquettishly and bowed before leaving the stage.

Luan Yunping had an ugly expression, "Why does my father act like a bitch?"

"To be honest." Qi Yuncheng pointed at Yue Yunpeng who was going down. "This man is indeed his father."

"Is it plausible?"

"Your father loves to count money, isn't it true?"

"That's true." Luan Yunping replied.

"Retiring at the age of 60, your father can't sit still and wants to work hard to earn more money."

"correct."

"What do you usually do in your spare time? Deliver water to people. No one laughs at this job. It's a very common job.

Sometimes I also wear a down jacket. "

Halfway through her words, there was movement in the theater, and Luan Yunping couldn't help but look back.

I found the short-sleeved Shaobing behind me carrying a bucket and walking from left to right, looking very happy.

Luan Yunping immediately went over to give him a few blows. Shaobing smiled and hurried to the exit gate, making all kinds of skins.

Walking back slowly, Luan Yunping cursed, "My dad didn't wear a down jacket. It's still hot now, but it won't kill him."

Qi Yuncheng wrinkled his nose and said, "That's unfilial."

"He is not my father."

"I didn't look carefully, why did he go down?"

"He has to go down, otherwise I will kick him down." Luan Yunping said.

At this time, Qi Yuncheng was also wondering, "What happened today? Why did he cooperate with me when I said anything? To be honest, his father is indeed a water deliveryman."

Luan Yunping couldn't feel at ease anymore and looked around to see if anyone else had come out.

Qi Yuncheng also looked at it and said, "No more."

"Nothing."

"When I retire, I will do some work to earn money, and I will also study on my own."

"Learn something?"

"Learn some language. It's very troublesome to communicate with your father, even when you say hello.

Oh, haha, it’s too late to die...

He talks like this, which shows that your father is from the island country. "

"Your father is from the island country. It's too embarrassing for you." Luan Yunping was rude.

He was not polite, and Qi Yuncheng was also not polite when he looked over and scolded him, "Your father is from the island country!!"

"Your father is from the island country!"

"Your father is from the island country!"

Cursing and cursing, Shaobing and Xiao Si came out from behind like monkeys, both wearing the yellow military caps of an island nation on their heads.

The two of them were having a lot of fun in the back, jumping around in all kinds of ways.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping turned around and looked at them, then threw a fan to coax them away.

The former opened his mouth slowly.

"This is ridiculous. Luan Yunping's father is here with his grandfather."

"Fuck you, are you looking for an advantage?" Luan Yunping pushed her partner, then looked around the entire stage with her hands on her hips, extremely angry.

"No, how many people are you standing backstage? I can't serve you anymore."

"Actually, this is not important. Luan Yunping's father's real job is to talk about cross talk."

Misfortune comes out of the mouth.

As soon as he opened his mouth, even the big round-headed Marquis in a big coat joined in the fun, and the audience was very happy to watch.

This program is so fun, I’m going to change my group name.

Luan Yunping was helpless, and he was really helpless, because the second thing was to hold on to the situation and slow down the time. As a result, they had more time at the moment, so they made so much trouble.

Then he pointed at the Marquis who came out, "Look, my father is from a distinguished family. If there is such a family, then I won't choose him."


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