Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

At Qingdao Station, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were talking about the first cross talk of the tour. During the performance, thousands of people in the venue continued to laugh.

In recent years, the two of them don't seem to have changed much, but they feel better and better on stage.

This thing will grow with age.

However, the thirty-minute cross talk passed quickly in the laughter, and it was over after a few baggage and a few short paragraphs.

After that, it was time to make sesame seed cakes and Xiao Si came on stage.

They rarely fall second, and given their performance style, it would be more appropriate to put it in the third show to continue to enhance the atmosphere of the night.

This is also said in opera, called the central axis.

It is the main opera that serves as the axis in an excerpt performance and plays a very important role.

After coming down to rest, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping both took a sip of tea immediately. When the performance started, they were in a good mood, otherwise they would not have fun on the stage.

Many places do not follow the words, but at this point, the less you follow the words, the better the effect. It depends entirely on experience and improvisation on stage.

But just after coming down, Qi Yuncheng suddenly received a call on his cell phone, and he immediately got up to get his cell phone.

"Hey?"

"Dad~~"

The familiar voice of the little girl appeared on the phone. Qi Yuncheng's lips curled up, knowing that they were playing outside now, "What's wrong? Call me now? Is there anything important?"

"Dad, do you want to eat big pig's trotters?"

"Big pig's hooves? Oh, you have learned this word? You are a snack." The father was a little surprised, and he unlocked a new name for food from time to time.

It seems that in the future, as Master said, if you can become a gourmet, you will not be able to do anything else.

And immediately Song Yi's voice came out, "I saw it at the roadside store. I wanted to eat, and then I asked you. I said you might not be able to answer the phone because you were busy. The little girl wanted to call her, but I didn't expect she actually answered the phone."

"Just buy it, just make her happy."

"That's it. I have to call and ask. I don't know what I think."

Putting down the phone, Qi Yuncheng continued to take a sip of the fragrant tea. While drinking, he couldn't help but want to laugh. No matter why the little girl insisted on calling, at least hearing their voices was a comfort to his heart.

"Girls are usually quite noisy when they are little, and my family is about the same." Luan Yunping suddenly said, "The laughter is fine when she is playing with Xixi, but it is not much better at home, especially as she gets older."

"Hey~~ I hope the children will grow up happily. When we get old, they will have to take up the burden. If they want to do folk arts, the burden will be even heavier."

"Who said it wasn't."

After chatting for a while, the two of them were very relaxed. Touring seemed to require them to travel to various cities from time to time, but it was also extremely relaxed.

They said that crosstalk was what they loved, and they would be even happier if it could be turned into a career.

However, after just a little leisure time backstage, they had to perform on stage again, and appeared again amidst the warm applause from behind the scenes as the host reported.

This is not the first time he has appeared, but there is still a lot of excitement, and there are even people giving gifts.

But some people were ready to leave their seats and go to the toilet.

It had been an hour and a half since the three crosstalkers had finished, and someone must have wanted to go, but every time the audience went to the toilet, the crosstalkers wouldn't be mean if they saw it.

After adjusting the microphone, Qi Yuncheng said, "There are quite a few people going to the toilet as soon as we come up. Go ahead. You may need to go to the restroom if you have to sit there for too long. But be careful. This toilet may also have a toilet pusher. Don't step into it. I will follow in the uncle’s footsteps, otherwise I will be nervous all night.”

Hahahahaha!
Laughter rolled in, and the burden just now was still not forgotten.

Qi Yuncheng looked at the laughing audience and added proudly, "When you listen to our cross talk, you must not come early to get it, otherwise people in the back will be happy for some reason.

But since you all bought your tickets, I can say it again, it’s the toilet in the theater..."

"Okay!"

Luan Yunping grabbed her partner's arm behind the crosstalk table, "No need to repeat."

"I'm afraid some of them didn't arrive until now."

"No, they all arrived from the beginning."

"By the way, do you know?" Qi Yuncheng asked the audience again.

Luan Yunping answered, "I don't know what I know."

"It's the Durex in the billiards world, don't you know? I'll say it again." Rolling up his sleeves, Qi Yuncheng felt like he wanted to do it again, and as a partner, he really had to live and die, so he immediately waved his hand.

"Without you taking so long, the audience already knows."

"I'm afraid they'll forget."

"I didn't forget."

Qi Yuncheng continued: "Okay, okay, this will make me feel more at ease. Let's wait for the person who went to the toilet to come back and talk together."

"Why are you waiting for me? What if someone frees me?"

"Oh? That's it. Let's talk quickly and don't let people in the toilet listen."

"I have to ask you to refund the ticket today."

Luan Yunping complained, but she silently enjoyed the atmosphere of tonight's cross talk. The two have worked together for ten years. He knew that his partner was very capable and had a certain understanding of traditional jokes, so in recent years, he has learned from him Quite a few things.

But as I continue to learn, I can't help but feel a little closer.

Otherwise, a large number of viewers are saying that Luan Yunping and Qi Yuncheng have changed a lot since they became partners. This is all learned.

In this way, the two of them continued to joke hard tonight.

In the second scene, I talked about "Learning the Pendant", and in the third scene, which was the final episode, I talked about a trick called "Fenhe Bay".

"Fenhe Bay" is already a great program of Deyun Club. It relies entirely on the uncle to increase its popularity. It is fun for anyone to play.

After finishing all three crosstalks today, it was almost time. After the actors showed off their talents on the stage, Qi Yuncheng decided to sing a little song to end the performance.

The time reminded by the host was less than five to six minutes.

I am used to performing in large venues, and the host arranged by the organizer will remind me at this juncture every time, otherwise I will be fined if the venue goes over time.

Liquidated damages specified in the contract.

"Let me sing a piece of The West Wing for you. Time is really running out. Let's sing it together with the actors on the stage."

Qi Yuncheng opened his mouth, but the audience below was not happy. They were already happy but they didn't want it to end, or they wanted to hear something special at the end.

"Sing a piece of truth."

"Here comes a full version of the truth. I want to hear a part."

"Well, I just went on tour and you guys are going to make me seal the box."

Qi Yuncheng stood on the stage, holding the microphone in his hand, and began to explain. After all, some viewers didn't understand it well.

"Da Truth was originally created by Mr. Zhang, but because of Mr. Zhang's departure, Deyun Society no longer has a full version of Da Truth. They are all abridged versions."

"Then sing one!!"

"You can't sing. Are you holding me back from sealing it? Let's wait until Master is gone. Then I won't have to ask you to sing."

Anyone who harms Master will be amused by the audience.

"Let me sing a song of encouragement to everyone. You may have heard it many times in the West Wing.

Which of you knows how to make decisions? "

Qi Yuncheng glanced back, and Shaobing immediately smiled and stretched out his hand. He had learned baner before, but only allegro, and then he couldn't learn anything with Yue Yunpeng.

"I will, I will."

Turning around and running to get the Allegro, a group of people got ready to sing.

"Chaos, it's really hard to know the first part~

Who knows how thick the earth is and how high the sky is? The sun and the moon travel by and make people grow old~~

Fighting for fame and profit will inevitably lead to death and death~
The eight words that create your destiny should be followed~~"

Everyone: "You should follow the eight words that create your destiny~~"

"The roots of a big tree must be deep and firm. If a person is trained to be highly skilled in martial arts, he must dig out a well three times and drink sweet water~~

I advise you, Ming Gong, to be patient and don’t imitate this villain, who will tear down the bridge when he crosses the river~~"

Everyone: "The villain will tear down the bridge when he crosses the river~~"

Word by word, Qi Yuncheng stood on the stage and sang along with the Shaobing player. The Shaobing player was not as sharp as Teacher Gao's, but fortunately he could get by.

Moreover, the song of encouragement was a relatively pleasant song in his mind.

After singing every word, at the end, Qi Yuncheng and others began to bow and leave the stage, but the five or six minutes were not used up yet, so even when the audience was noisy after the show, he still thanked the audience who came to listen to the cross talk on the stage.

A profession depends entirely on the support of the audience.

After waiting for a few minutes, all the actors finally went backstage to rest.

Go backstage and everyone has something to do.

You Qi Shaobing decisively took Xiao Si and the others to have a late-night snack. When he first arrived, he was thinking about clams. Now that he wanted to have another meal, how could he not leave?

"Brother Cheng, am I leaving? Do you want me to bring you some back?"

"No, just go and play by yourself. Come back early before it's too late."

"Okay, hurry up."

After a while, there were not many people in the huge backstage, and Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping also returned to the hotel to rest.

"Dad~~"

When he returned to the hotel and opened the door, Xixi and Jingjing immediately ran over and hugged his arms.

Each side is fully occupied.

Fortunately, I didn't give birth to three, otherwise I would have snatched them.

He took out his hand and rubbed the two little heads, then looked at his wife, are you still asleep?

"It's true that I haven't slept. Little girl, I have to wait for you to come back before eating. I bought a lot of things tonight, No, this is all."

I pulled the plastic bags on the table and found several bulging items.

Grilled squid, big pig's trotters, fish balls, pot stickers.

"Eat, but don't overeat."

"Don't worry, I'm hungry after shopping all night. I won't be full. Xixi comes back to eat." Song Yi shouted, Xixi nodded, and then she and her brother grabbed her father's hand and went over to eat supper.

The two little ones are very happy to have something to eat. Although Jingjing doesn't like eating big pig's trotters, there are other things.

"Where are your parents? Are you sleeping?"

"We were washing up, but they didn't want to eat these things, so they kept telling us to eat less."

"Dad eat."

The little girl became interested and scooped up a fish ball with a spoon to feed her father. Qi Yuncheng stretched out his head to pick up the girl's food and chewed it in his mouth, "Well, it's delicious."

"Xi Xi said she bought it, and dad still ate it."

Scooping up another one, the little girl wanted to feed it again, how could the father not take it.

Song Yi, on the other hand, was holding chopsticks and looking strangely at the side, "Every day, the little girl knows that daddy was not born for us two, but just for you."

"What's the matter? Come on, I'll feed you."

Picking up the chopsticks, Qi Yuncheng fed his wife one with his own hands. Song Yi puffed out his cheeks and was satisfied. Even though he was married in his early thirties, he was still like a child when he was pampered.

But the action of her father reaching out to feed her mother gave the little girl something to say, "Dad doesn't need to feed her, Xixi will feed her."

"Okay! Let you feed him. I'll feed your brother."

Qi Yuncheng couldn't figure out what the little guy was thinking, so he turned his attention to Jingjing. Jingjing, who was almost three years old, was silently eating grilled squid by himself. It was very delicious and there was a lot of oil on his mouth.

There is no child who doesn't love it, except the pig's trotters, which they won't even look at.

"Delicious, right?"

"It's delicious." Jingjing nodded.

Looking at the two of them, no matter how tired they were after the performance, they could instantly feel relaxed. However, after Xixi fed her mother, she suddenly became curious, "How often will daddy take Xixi to the next place?"

"Oh, you are so beautiful? Why are you planning to eat all over the country? Can you afford it?"

"Xi Xi will grow up, and her belly will grow too, so she can eat it." The little girl touched her belly proudly.

Qi Yuncheng reached out and touched her belly, sighed helplessly, and glanced at his wife again. She was eating grilled squid just like Jingjing. She noticed her husband's gaze and responded immediately.

"what happened?"

"nothing."

Qi Yuncheng stopped talking. Xixi will definitely look like her mother when she grows up.

To prevent this from happening, he must teach his daughter how to cook when she grows up, otherwise he won't be able to cook whatever he wants.

When her mother fell in love with her, she probably relied on restaurants outside to eat well.

In this way, the family of four had a good meal, played for a while, washed up, and went to bed with bare feet.

Their hotel room has two beds, and one bed can sleep two, so the problem is who sleeps next to whom.

"Xixi, I agreed today that I will sleep with your father."

Song Yi, who was wearing a pajama dress, hugged her husband decisively and wrapped her arms around his neck.

I was afraid that the two little guys would snatch it away.

Feeling a sense of suffocation, Qi Yuncheng loosened his wife's arms slightly and said, "No matter who sleeps with the other, they will be the same, and they are not far apart."

"It's different. If you ask Xixi to sleep with you, I'll have to sleep with you on tour from now on."

"No, Xixi wants to sleep with daddy."

"Jingjing also wants to be with daddy."

The two little guys, who had both changed into pajamas, quickly got off the jumping bed and went to the bed next to them to hug their father.

The three of them were competing for themselves and focusing on themselves. Qi Yuncheng looked at his cell phone and chatted with his apprentice and asked about Yanjing drum music.

"Let's just settle down while you sleep. Can't you guess guessing?"

"Okay, let's guess the game." Song Yi let go of her husband. When her mother let go, the two children also let go and started guessing.

They still knew how to guess the game, so Qi Yuncheng took the opportunity to go out to the corridor to see if Shaobing and the others were back.

When going out to perform, he needs to keep an eye on the team.

The third brother had been unlucky and injured before.

After realizing that everyone was back, he turned back to his room.

Once we got back to the room, the atmosphere was great.

The little girl angrily climbed onto the clean bed next to her, unwilling to give in as she climbed, "Xixi will definitely beat mom next time."

"Okay, this is a loss." (End of chapter)