Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

The uncle took out a white safety helmet and put it on Luan Yunping's head. Qi Yuncheng complained again, "It's still the leadership."

"Of course, given our status." Yu Qian watched Luan Yunping put it on, and tied the lower belt for him kindly.

Fasten the zipper and put on the bag, turn around and leave.

Qi Yuncheng quit and grabbed his arm, "Don't leave."

"what happened?"

Qi Yuncheng slowly handed over a fan, "Look at what I'm doing and what he's doing is a helmet."

"Oh oh oh, this is a close call, take this."

Putting the bag on the ground again, Yu Qian took out a yellow baseball bat from it.

Seeing it, Yu Qian was happy, Yu Qian was happy, the audience was happy, but Luan Yunping, wearing a safety helmet like a leader, was about to cry.

"That's great, sir, you still love me."

"Let's go."

"Walk slowly."

When the uncle went down, Qi Yuncheng turned around and picked up the white handkerchief on the table and wiped the baseball bat. "I wiped the shit on it. I guess the uncle just used it after going to the toilet."

"I'll go to you."

Before he reached the side curtain, Yu Qian heard the words, laughed so hard with the audience, and immediately retorted.

After retorting, he went down happily.

It can be seen that we had a lot of fun today.

"Come on, Luan Yunping, let's show off today!!"

"Uncle, I won't take you like this. Get a baseball bat with an enchantment on it."

The word "enchantment" is naturally the shit that my partner mentioned just now.

Qi Yuncheng was so beautiful at the moment, holding a baseball bat in both hands and waving it, "Come on, I can't wait any longer."

"Be careful, don't drop your shit," Luan Yunping said.

"Yo, you're still worried about them, you're in trouble today."

"Okay, that's it for the idiom."

No one was not amused by the performance of the two people on stage, the scenes and props were [-]% perfect.

Luan Yunping looked at the stick in his hand and kept stepping back, "Today we both have to seal the box."

"What's wrong? You're not allowed to use it?"

"Nonsense, if I don't have anyone to pay your wages, we might as well not use them."

"This is so boring."

Qi Yuncheng's face was filled with regret. He was just a hair away, but the other party gave in.He hurriedly swung the baseball bat again. This time everyone thought of the shit-beating stick from the old joke.

Luan Yunping quickly stopped, "Okay, stop showing your eyes, it's not good-looking."

Putting down the stick, Qi Yuncheng said, "I just love singing pendants with you, and I won't do it even if you tell others."

"I have to die here."

"Now you come and have a good time, let's continue singing, everyone is waiting."

"no problem."

After turning the page completely, Luan Yunping sat down with two fans and pulled the strings, "Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng~"

"There was a battle between the two armies~~"

"Leng Zeng Zeng ah~"

"Humans are like tigers and dragons~~"

"Leng Zeng Zeng ah~"

"This general, hurriedly reached out his hand to this man~" The most powerful moment of the whole process has arrived. Qi Yuncheng held up the white handkerchief prepared on the table with his hand, "He held the magic weapon in the air~~"

"Leng Zeng Zeng ah~"

“Tell me you are a magic treasure~~”

"Ah~~Once..."

puff! !

Just as he was about to open his mouth to pull the strings, Qi Yuncheng pounced and hit his partner's face with a white handkerchief, causing flour to fly all over the sky.

Luan Yunping was so embarrassed that she quickly got up and started tumbling, even in her mouth.

And looking at Qi Yuncheng, he had already run away in despair, as fast as a dog chased away.

Luan Yunping couldn't wait any longer and ran after her partner, leaving an empty stage.

The stage was empty, and the audience was no longer excited.

When I smashed it just now, the applause and laughter never stopped.

"Okay!! One more!!"

"Hahaha! It's amazing how fast this guy is running."

"Luan Yunping was also unlucky when she met this partner."

“There are too many things today, here’s one more!!”

……

The people below kept shouting and making noise, and there was constant applause.

And there is only one outcome to this situation.

Encore!

After a while, Qi Yuncheng reappeared on the stage with a smile. He appeared on the stage, but Luan Yunping did not. How could he not look like that?

"It's coming." Qi Yuncheng stood behind the microphone and said.

The tens of thousands of spectators in the stadium said in unison: “It’s coming!!”

"There are others coming next. Because Captain Luan is busy, let's ask the uncle to come up and play for a while first."

Chirp, chirp, chirp!

Amid the welcome, Yu Qian also appeared on stage with a smile on his face. Such a happy place was not a small theater, but a large theater, which shows how well this man can handle it.

You know, 8000 people are not that easy to deal with, but they are able to play together.

This is talent.

When the uncle came over to take his place, Qi Yuncheng simply packed up the baseball bats and the stage, "Teacher Yu has just arrived, and I dragged him onto the stage. Let's go back to the stage for a while."

"Okay, let's talk about it." Yu Qian didn't wear a coat, but he was still in high spirits.

"It's so lively now. It's not enough to talk about it. It's best to sing."

Audience: "Learn to meow like a cat!! Learn to meow like a cat!!!"

Just as Dou Ke finished speaking, the following shouted in an organized and disciplined manner.

It can be seen how suitable the binding between Xuemaoming and Yu Qian is.

"Just stop singing like a meowing cat. I'm not suitable to sing in such a big venue." Yu Qian can't repeat classics, and crosstalk actors can't keep singing no matter how shameless they are.

Qi Yuncheng nodded and said a word of help, "Yes, I can't be sexy anymore."

Hahahahaha!
Laughter overflowed.

"What do you mean you can't be sexy anymore?" Yu Qian kept looking at the man beside him and wondered.

Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to change his words, "You can't be flirty, okay?"

"I've never been sexy."

"Let's do this..." Qi Yuncheng began to come up with an idea, "I'm thinking of singing a program about chickens."

"Man, are our standards too big?" Yu Qian's expression changed and he quickly stopped him, fearing that he had made a mistake.

"Where do you want to go?"

"What? Am I thinking wrong? Isn't the uncle here to play with that?"

As soon as he said it, the whole audience was so happy. Not to mention the audience, even he was a little nervous. He was originally in a playful mood.

"no!"

"Oh, that's fine."

"Jokes about prostitutes."

"Isn't that right?" Yu Qian was speechless, "Just go around here."

Qi Yuncheng stood nearby and didn't bother to tell the uncle. He only explained to the audience, "There is a name called Monopoly Oiran. This is a traditional story. It has been sung by Peking Opera, Pingju Opera, and Bangzi like storytelling, stand-up comedy, drums, and Taiping lyrics. .

There is nothing that cannot be brought to the stage.

Of course, it would be too obscene if it were like what the uncle imagined. "

Yu Qian: "What do I think?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Oiran doesn't mean name. This person is called Oiran. She was a famous prostitute in the Song Dynasty at that time, and her name was Yaoqin. Yaoqin girl is considered to be an outstanding person in that industry.

Just like Uncle Yu. "

"Why do you always keep gesticulating with me like this?"

After talking and having fun, Yu Qian knew that he was unlucky enough to come to the party.

Qi Yuncheng's attitude was very sincere, "I say you are dedicated."

"Dedication can't be described that way, please explain it carefully." "At this time, a young oil seller fell in love with him. The oil seller's name was Qin Chong. Qin Zhong liked her, and later they got together through a relationship.

How did they get together?How many taels of silver does it cost to enter that place? How could he, a gas seller, have any money?I saved up for several years before going.

When the girl was drunk, the young man didn't think twice and just sat there all night.

Sitting there in a daze. "Qi Yuncheng raised his head and looked at the top of the gymnasium, "He has never seen the carved beams and paintings in the house, so why does he think it is so good?A large incense burner was placed next to it, and he sat guarding it.

The smoke coming out of the incense burner is called ambergris. "

Yu Qian said, "It smells good."

"Yes, this thing has a very fragrant smell. In the past, it was given to the emperor in the palace. Those who have this kind of fragrance are not ordinary people.

The oil seller was sitting looking at the incense burner, and the smoke was floating outside, and he was thinking about it.

Not just watching, but the girl drank too much one night and kept taking care of her.At dawn, the girl said that he was a good man, and then the two finally got married. Such a story. "

"Oh, that's right." Yu Qian nodded, as if suddenly enlightened, and asked one more question, "So let's sing this?"

"Yes, but I have to ask for your cooperation."

"I can't sing."

"It doesn't matter to you, I'll be the oil seller, who is a niche player in Peking Opera, and you'll be the oiran." Qi Yuncheng looked at the uncle and smiled.

Yu Qian shook his head behind the table, "I can't come. How can I? I don't have the skills."

"You have no words."

"I don't know how to make pie."

"There is no drama. There is no drama if you drink too much. Just restrain yourself a little when you were drunk in Fenhewan. I'm afraid I won't be able to handle it."

Hahahahaha!
The old things are brought up again, and everyone is happy on and off the stage.

A roar of laughter.

Really classic.

Including Luan Yunping, who had packed up and put on her coat again, he was also curious about what kind of life Yuncheng was going to follow Uncle Yu.

"Don't mention it, okay?" Yu Qian waved his hand, "I can't come."

Not working hard, Qi Yuncheng felt worried. After thinking for a while, he suddenly noticed and continued to look at the uncle, "Well...didn't I just say that? I was in a daze, looking at the big incense burner, and you came to the big incense burner."

The angle was very strange. Yu Qian didn't expect it and asked the man, "Where did the incense burner come from?"

"I am here listening to the first watch, second watch, and third watch in the Qiao Tower. Different songs are more different. The smoke from this incense burner leads me to think about it. The incense burner you brought me just smokes along with it."

"Where am I going to smoke!!!"

"Smoking!!!" Suddenly, several spectators in the front row shouted loudly, which brought it to a critical point. It was impossible not to remember.

As soon as they shouted, Qi Yuncheng was so beautiful that he said, "Look, you have forgotten your three major hobbies? Smoking, drinking, and perming your hair. You can light one and suck out the cigarette."

"Does this mean the incense burner?"

The more he talked about it, the fresher it became, and Yu Qian became more interested.

"Have you brought cigarettes?"

"I always carry it with me."

He took his hand into his pants and a pack of cigarettes appeared on the stadium stage. The audience saw that everyone was getting more energetic.

There is no turning around, all the eyes are focused on the actors.

"You say cross talk is so worth it in this life."

"What's wrong? You're drinking and smoking on stage."

"Hey, don't mention it." Yu Qian took it out, but he was a little unsure, "Is it really smoking?"

"Smoke." Qi Yuncheng said, "But I have to make it clear. You light up the cigarette as soon as I tell you to start. You are the incense burner. After singing in the middle of the night, you still have to wake up to put on a show."

"How to set up an airs?" Yu Qian opened the cigarette and took one out while talking. He didn't know how skillful his movements were.

I have been a smoker for many years.

"It's okay, you'll be able to do it when you get there. But we can't just sing. We have a band. Can we call the band up?"

"it is good."

The audience applauded again, very welcome.

However, in the next second, only Zhou Jiuliang came up with a chair and a three-stringed string.

Yu Qian complained on the spot, "There is only one person in the band."

"You guys are so capable. This is my junior brother Zhou Jiuliang. Everyone knows him. The actor who is opening the show today wants to say hello to everyone."

Zhou Jiuliang was in business mode at the moment. After putting down his chair, he showed a bright smile and waved hello to the audience below.

It’s impossible for the audience not to recognize it.

"Come on, sir, light your incense."

Yu Qian was embarrassed to smoke in front of so many people, so he held a cigarette in one hand and a lighter in the other.

Light it up and take just one puff.

The audience cheered and cheered. Indeed, after watching cross talk for so many years, this was the first time I saw an actor smoking on stage.

"The smoke smells delicious."

"Okay, please stop judging." Qi Yuncheng tried his best to suppress his smile and picked up the folding fan again, "Are you ready?"

"bring it on."

"start!!"

As soon as the folding fan opened, Qi Yuncheng put on his upper body and silently walked a few steps toward the stage door.

When he left, Yu Qian smiled and held up the cigarette in his hand.

I don’t know how unconventional the scene is.

I kept wanting to laugh while watching it.

The smell of cigarette smoke was too strong. When Qi Yuncheng came back, he fanned himself with a fan before singing, "Listen to the first watch of Qiao Tower ~

The fireworks court trapped Qin Chong, the oil seller~
The oiran is drunk and on her gums~
Like Concubine Yang, lying drunk on the dragon bed~~"

Qi Yuncheng sang a song with a down-to-earth show of effort, and everyone noticed that Qi Yuncheng was in good spirits.

"I have no choice but to wait upstairs~listen to the second watch of Qiaolou~"

After singing another sentence, Qi Yuncheng walked away and gave the uncle a look. Yu Qian understood. After all, it was the second watch and it was time for him to show off his incense burner.

Without saying anything, he put the cigarette into his mouth and took a few puffs. As he smoked, streams of white smoke came out of his mouth and floated on the stage.

After I finished smoking, I puffed my cheeks and vomited from side to side.

Just to show off the smoke of the incense burner.

The audience and the actors in the side curtains looked at it with wonder.

Deyunshe can come out in any scene.

Qi Yuncheng sang again: "Two o'clock in the morning, two o'clock in the moonlight ~ the Eight Immortals table, four covered bowls and a pot of tea ~

A pot of warm tea is in hand~
Not cold, not hot, not smacking teeth~

The teapot is pressed against the mouth of the cherry. The oiran wakes up and drinks tea~
I'm looking for convenience upstairs, it's three o'clock in the morning and the moon is setting in the west~~"

"Ouch, is it the third watch again?"

Yu Qian took the cigarette and hurriedly put it into his mouth and took a few puffs, letting the smoke come out quickly again, but this time he smoked too hard and too hard.

Halfway through, he coughed suddenly.

I couldn't bear the feeling of almost dying suddenly.

These people from the gym were laughing so hard.

With so many disciples of Deyun Society opening large venues, only Qi Yuncheng's venue can be seen as fresh.

Qi Yuncheng saw this and took a fan over to look at the uncle. This couldn't be a performance. Who could smoke hard without choking? Yu Qian waved his hand to express that it was okay and continued to straighten up and smoke without letting the incense break.

Very dedicated.

"At three o'clock in the morning, she is getting whiter and whiter. The oiran is so drunk that she can't get up~

I rolled around on the bed with my head full of pearls, picking them up one by one and putting them on the dressing table~

He stretched out his hand and pinched Huahua'er's wrist, and then asked the girl to explain in detail~
Oiran, why don’t you wake up~"

"??"

Yu Qian, who was holding a cigarette, was a little dazed. He realized that he was about to talk, but he didn't know what to say. He hesitated for a while, and the smile on his face brightened.

The hand holding the cigarette waved flatteringly at Qi Yuncheng.

"Uncle, are you here to play?"

"Go to hell!!"

Hahahahahaha!

Caught off guard, the whole audience burst into laughter.

Every audience member's smile never fell off tonight.

Truly the happiest night.

The ticket price for a large venue may be a bit more expensive, but Qi Yuncheng's work today was completely worth the ticket price, and even the fares and gas expenses of some spectators who came from across the city were worth it.

Wu Zhuizi and Teacher Yu smoked, which is something you can see in ordinary places. (End of chapter)