Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Hal and the branch backstage.

Zhou Gulan was taking a look around.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping started to play against each other. They rarely said that this joke needed to be done briefly.

It took only a few minutes to get it all done, and we went to the side curtain to watch the performance of local actors.

A theater has its own splendor.

The two who saved the bottom can still make many people in the audience happy.

After they finished their performance, a female host walked onto the stage.

"Dear audience friends, there is a special situation in the theater next. An actor who sings drum music comes to our theater to play. How about we welcome the actor with applause and welcome him to sing a drum song? Is there anything you like to hear?"

The host is obviously a permanent fixture and has experience handling the stage.

Start by using words to create a source of attention.

The Northeastern gentlemen below are definitely willing to watch more and listen more. They have come and paid for the tickets. It is worthwhile to appreciate more.

quack quack quack quack.

Got a lot of applause.

Zhou Gulan came on stage amidst applause.

As soon as he came on stage, some of the gentlemen below were shocked.

"Oh my God? Is she a little girl?"

"This is going well. It's rare to see an actress in a cross talk theater."

"This is for you. Why does it look so familiar to me? He seems to be from Deyun Society too."

……

After moving to a new place, Zhou Gulan's popularity disappeared. She was limited to the Drum Music Society in Tianjin, but some people paid close attention to Deyun and saw Qi Yuncheng accepting her and taking her with her.

This girl who is being watched has no stage fright when she stands on the stage.

Reaching out and adjusting the microphone, a man began to introduce himself.

Introduce your name, where you are from, and which theater you perform in.

Tell them one by one, the stage style is very mature and handled like a duck to water.

Then he cleared his throat and sang a simple drum song for everyone.

Without accompaniment or drums, she could only sing a cappella.

It is a great test of singing skills.

After singing, he stood on the stage to introduce the drum music to everyone, and by the way, he promoted the drum music club, which can be found online.

During the process, the audience below was not impatient. On the contrary, most of them were listening carefully.

Looking at Jindou, Qi Yuncheng, who was standing at the side curtain, watched the girl unconsciously smile like a child who has grown up. Now she can also promote drum music.

It is a fighting force of drum music.

He also said it so seriously, and it was obvious that he loved music and art.

After talking for about a few minutes, the girl suddenly looked back at the host sister, who nodded.

"Thank you for listening to what I have to say. If you like drum music, you must pay attention to Deyun Drum Music Club. Now I have a surprise for everyone.

Next, please enjoy another wonderful cross talk, performed by Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping! "

"????"

The girl's words put a question mark on everyone's head. Unexpectedly, a familiar actor came over and announced the scene suddenly, scaring everyone.

Until Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping, who were not wearing coats, stepped out from the side curtain.

squeak.

Everyone in the small theater was excited, there were voices, surprises, and applause.

There are not many chances to see a familiar De Yun actor in the branch. You have to rotate to have the chance to see a few famous ones, let alone such a popular actor.

Many people even stood up and applauded and shouted. One group after another stood up, very enthusiastic.

After readjusting the microphone that the girl had lowered slightly, Qi Yuncheng said quickly, "Sit down quickly, or we won't be able to perform."

"That's right, sit down quickly. Thank you for the welcome." Luan Yunping said.

"We were originally filming a variety show in this city, and after filming, we said let's take a look. But when we saw it, we saw so many good actors performing on the stage. We felt itchy, so we prepared to perform one."

"Let's say something."

When they were about to perform a formal performance, the restless crowd below who had just sat down hurriedly picked up their mobile phones, and one person even picked up his mobile phone and threw it, which all the actors saw.

At the same time, actors from both sides of the side curtain came to watch.

Everyone knows what Senior Brother Deyun is capable of, so why don’t you take a look. Some of them are his junior brothers, even though you don’t know many of them.

"When you get on stage, you still have to introduce yourself first. My name is Qi Yuncheng, and next to me is my partner Luan Yunping. We both talk about cross talk."

"Let's talk about cross talk for everyone."

"But don't think I'm a cross talk actor now." Qi Yuncheng paused, looked at the lively and excited audience below, and said seriously, "When I was a kid in the past, I didn't talk about cross talk, I thought cross talk was not so good."

"Why don't you call me Jiuliu?" Luan Yunping said.

"I didn't know what to do at the time, and I didn't study. When I was sixteen, I planned to join my uncle. My uncle is a businessman."

"What kind of business are you doing?"

"Xianmuxing."

Speaking of the name, Luan Yunping stood behind the table to avoid others not understanding it, so she immediately explained, "It's the coffin shop that everyone knows."

"Yes, this business is in Yanjing."

"what is it call?"

"The Wicked Number!!"

Have fun talking.

There were smiles on many people's faces. The Deyun Society where they worked was now given a bad name, and the word "德" was gone.

Reverse word picking.

The actor also asked the audience to quickly immerse themselves in the story. He said this deliberately, and then looked at his partner, "You are from Yanjing. After you went back, you asked about the Wude Shou Material Factory, which is my uncle's place."

I'll ask you to come over there and lie down some other time. "

"forget it."

Luan Yunping stepped back in fear and waved her hand, "Why should I lie down there?"

Looking back from his partner, Qi Yuncheng continued to talk, "Seeing my uncle, I asked you to give me an idea. What should I do now? My uncle didn't let me go, and said you should stop doing something. I am currently employing people. , I have something to do and I have to leave for a few days, now you can show me this deal."

Luan Yunping affirmed, "Now we have something to do."

"My uncle gave me eight boys, six bags of noodles, two bags of rice, and a lot of money in the cabinet. Don't tell me, I looked like a first-class shopkeeper when I took over." Qi Yuncheng straightened up and felt proud.

"I'm a smart person and can do business. From the day I took over, it lasted for two whole weeks...I'm not blowing my trumpet with you."

"Sell a lot?"

"Not open!"

"Isn't it open?"

Luan Yunping looked like her efforts were in vain, and this was all a burden unique to tradition.

"I don't think I can be too busy with this. People are dying every day. Besides, my uncle has enough money to compensate, but he can't just compensate. He has to find a way."

As Qi Yuncheng spoke, he looked at his partner next to him with terrifying eyes. Luan Yunping's face turned pale, "What's wrong? What do you want to do?"

"You go die first, and then you come back to life after I make money."

"I've never heard of it. Will I be able to lift the coffin lid when the time comes?"

"Don't bother, let me earn some first. Don't worry, you are my partner. The second one is half price. If you want to share it with the whole family, you will be happy."

"How about it?"

"I'll give you a [-]% discount."

"Go to hell."

This part was something that was discussed backstage just now, and it worked out well. You could clearly hear bursts of laughter from the audience.

He disagreed. Qi Yuncheng turned around and said with a slumped face, "What should I do if there is no business? I saw there was a department store opposite, and their business was not good, so he thought of a way."

"any solution?"

"He came to advertise a parade, put up a flower archway at the door, and scattered some leaflets. As a result, his business slowed down, and I thought, oh, so this is the way to go."

Qi Yuncheng suddenly understood, his expression relaxed and he became confident, "That's enough, I'll start learning from him."

"How do you learn from him?" Luan Yunping was curious.

"I also tried my best to advertise a parade. I bought a piece of fir tree for thirteen yuan, tied it with red and green silk, made two wooden boards, hung two large coffins, and spent several thousand yuan on the band. .”

"The real book."

"Chuichuidada just walked not far away." Qi Yuncheng looked at his neck, raised his hand and pointed, "As soon as he came out of the alley, the police on the ground saw him."

"You won't see such a big show."

"What are you doing?

Breaking cards.

What business?
  Coffin shop!
  go back! ! "

Hahahaha!

This is the charm of traditional cross talk. You must know that Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping have not changed much. They are just simple interpretations, but they are enjoyable no matter how you say it.

How can there be a coffin shop that makes a name for itself?

Amid laughter, Qi Yuncheng looked at the policeman and was still embarrassed, "No, we've spent thousands of dollars on this, can we take a detour and go back?"
  No, I'll take another roundabout way and take them all away for you.

When I think about the money wasted, I have to make it back. "

"How to earn?"

"Hand out some flyers."

"Ah?" Luan Yunping was puzzled and touched her partner's arm, "Coffin shop distributes flyers? I haven't heard of it." Qi Yuncheng: "Now you have heard of it."

Luan Yunping: "Yes, I really heard about it."

Qi Yuncheng: "I wrote the draft of the leaflet."

Luan Yunping: "How to write it?"

Picking up the fan on the table and holding one end, Qi Yuncheng showed a serious expression and began to write on the table, "This Zude Hao, commemorating the [-]th anniversary of its opening, is discounting prices for three weeks.

The original size is [-]% off, the second size is half price, buy the larger one and get the smaller one.

Don't miss this great opportunity, don't miss it. "

After talking about it, Luan Yunping was having fun with the young and old men below, "I'm almost a [-]% off group purchase price."

"Oh, yes, yes, you can't forget this."

Picking up the fan, Qi Yuncheng bent down and added something on the table, "At the bottom is the address. I will also put a photo of the coffin and get a copper plate to be printed in the middle of the flyer."

"What's this for?"

"Let me see it clearly. This time, a total of [-] copies were printed. Forty thousand copies were printed. I asked four guys to hold a pile and send it out. By chance, a man came over and had poor eyesight. He took it and didn't know what it was. Buy and sell.”

Opening the fan, he held it and squinted his eyes amusedly, "What kind of deal? Huh? Why do your shoes look so fat today?"

Luan Yunping pointed to the open fan, "Do you think these are shoes?"

"Oh, you're selling coffins? Who the hell wants it!" Qi Yuncheng cursed loudly and held the table with his hands, "Everyone is scolding me."

"What should I do when I think about it? It's just a coincidence."

"how?"

"We have a temple fair there. I immediately called the guy and hired a car to go there."

"what?"

"Drawing the coffin to the temple fair."

The whole show became more and more enjoyable as the show was talked about. As an apprentice, Zhou Gulan's smile never dropped. When she saw that the people in the seats were almost as happy as her, their faces were full of joy.

It proves how interesting this joke is.

There is a lot of wisdom in the jokes created by old timers.

At the same time, Luan Yunping was in a good mood. While looking down, she pointed at her partner and complained, "This guy is also crazy about being poor."

Qi Yuncheng ignored what he said, "When I arrived at the temple fair, the security guards bullied me and wouldn't let my coffin enter the temple. I don't want to let them in if I don't want to. Unload them all at the door, and I'll put a coffin on the street."

"Okay, I've seen everything new with you today."

Qi Yuncheng suddenly smiled, "Don't even mention setting up a stall, my popularity has already come out. More than [-] people gathered around me."

"Are they all buyers?"

Luan Yunping asked curiously. As soon as he asked, his amused smile suddenly disappeared, and he said in a serious tone, "It's just a curse."

"Don't scold you."

"Not long after, an old lady came over from the other side with a child and she made me very angry."

"Because of what?"

"I bought balloons, windmills, knives and guns for children. Why did you buy them? Come and buy my coffin."

Qi Yuncheng looked furious. The more furious he became, the louder the laughter of the old and young men became.

Not to mention being happy now, the atmosphere in the theater has been very good since the show started.

Attention is also focused.

Some even found that Qi Yuncheng's performance on stage was so comfortable to watch, and he was not tired at all, and he could just laugh along.

"Why buy a coffin?" Luan Yunping said in a compliment.

"It's for the kids to play with."

"Playing with a coffin?" It became more and more unbelievable, and Peng Nie lost his composure.

Qi Yuncheng began to make gestures, "The coffin is equipped with four wheels, with handles nailed on top, and the children are pushed and played inside. This is called a coffin cart."

"You really know how to play."

"She didn't even ask about the price and walked straight past me. I was so angry... Then I went to the front and went around the corner, and I was so angry that my stomach almost exploded."

"what happened?"

"There was a seller of Guiyi over there. He was surrounded by three floors inside and three outside. In a short time, he sold several thousand yuan. I don't know if you have seen Jing Guiyi."

Feeling excited, Luan Yunping said to her, "I probably haven't seen him before. If you do, please tell me a few words."

"Okay, Jing Guiyue's shouts are so long-winded, long-winded, long-winded, and there is a young apprentice next to him to pick up the tune."

"How do you answer the question?"

"Say two words. Not bad~~"

When she got here, Luan Yunping was very enthusiastic, "If you want to come, can I pick up your voice next to you?"

"Of course, that's what it tastes like when you shout it~~"

Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and slowly opened the white handkerchief on the table, then spread it on the palm of his left hand, "This is a leather jacket, let's sell it~~"

"Not bad~" Luan Yunping shouted immediately, with a playful smile on her face.

"The black ones are black and the green noodles are tea~"

"Not bad~"

"That hairy big wheat ear, you can reach the tower by leaning on your back~"

"Not bad~"

"There is not a hole, not a hole~"

"Not bad~"

Qi Yuncheng turned around and showed the white handkerchief in front of Luan Yunping, "Considering your size, you can try it on~~"

"Yes, that's what I shouted."

"For example, if it is not sold, there is a way. I just drag a person over and put the clothes on him. With the buttons on, whether it is long or short, whether it is fat or thin is all up to him."

"That's really awesome."

"I stood aside for a while." Qi Yuncheng returned to the topic and looked ahead, "He actually sold it for several thousand yuan. I'm so smart. I thought about it and figured out why my coffin didn't sell for money."

"what's up?"

"I didn't yell!!" When it came to the critical point of the cross talk, Qi Yuncheng controlled his tone and said in a state of joy, "I hurried back, and I yelled too, just like Yanjing Yiyi.

I sent two people to open the coffin lid, and four people stood on the bottom of the coffin. One held a seven-star board, and the other held a catalpa lid. I stacked the coffins and stood on the coffin. "

Qi Yuncheng stepped on the horizontal support under the table and held the table with one hand, as if standing on a high place.

Even if he talks casually, he still loses all his energy and is serious.

Then he picked up the fan and said, "I found another copper stick to attract attention, and after a while Kung Fu gathered around me.

I shouted like this, and all sixty-four coffins were sold. "

"Yo? Why are you shouting?" Luan Yunping was curious.

"Let's sell this coffin~"

"Not bad~" Luan Yunping still didn't forget her work and shouted.

"The bottom is so deep, and the cut is so thick~"

"Not bad~"

"There's not a hole, not a crack~"

"Not bad~"

"This fir tree is thirteen yuan, so it's one thousand and two yuan~"

“Not bad~~”

Shouting, Qi Yuncheng suddenly pulled Luan Yunping's arm forward. Luan Yunping was startled, "What are you going to do?"

"By the way, your size is right, you can try it on by lying inside it~~"

"me?"

When the traditional joke performance ended, the audience burst into applause.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping also bowed to break away from the performance state, the former took a breath and said.

"This section is called Drinking Shou Mu, and those who know cross talk can recognize it. This is a creative technique often used by the older generation.

Comparing an alternative industry with other industries is so fun and exciting.

Next let's get the actors to come out. "

"Hey, you all know us."

Luan Yunping said something and turned around to invite the actors to come on stage. They were just here to have fun.

The relationship between primary and secondary needs to be clarified. These permanent actors are more important than the actors who come here on rotation.

Then Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping watched them being introduced one by one, and briefly understood their names.

Now there are so many junior disciples that he can't even count them all, and he can't even recognize them all. He just knows a little bit more if he can.

But while the other actors were talking and chatting, the mobile phone held by Zhou Gulan suddenly rang.

This startled her. The cell phone she was holding now belonged to Master, and the person calling was Grandpa Yu.

Not an outsider, he picked up instantly.

"Hey, Yuncheng."

"Grandpa Yu, I am Lanlan, my master is performing in the theater here."

"Oh? Where did he go? I just said why there is no one in the hotel." Yu Qian felt excited, "I will tell your master later that we will come to the pet park next week.

A friend just brought me a batch of good meat rabbits. Let's taste them together. "

"Can I come?"

"Of course, let's all come together. There are quite a few rabbits." (End of Chapter)