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Chapter 356 Cosmos Brand Cigarettes, Frequent Baggage (Please recommend and collect)
On Earth, anyone who likes to listen to cross talk would know the name 'Universe Brand Cigarette'. It is the work of a generation of cross talk master Ma Ji at the Spring Festival Gala in 83. It can be said to be the cornerstone of the era of TV cross talk.

In this world, the joke "Universe Brand Cigarettes" did not appear.

Uncle Qian said with a smile: "Listen to the name, it's quite an exaggeration!"

Zhang Xiao said with a smile: "These days, if you want to hang out in this circle, how can you not exaggerate?"

"That's right!" Uncle Qian nodded.

Seeing Zhang Xiao talking and laughing with him like this, without the slightest nervousness, Uncle Qian finally felt relieved a lot.

On the stage at this time, Xiao Yueyue started to talk about Zhang Xiao, looked at Sun Yue with a mysterious face and said: "A big event happened in our Deyunju today, do you know?"

Sun Yue shook her head and said, "I don't know, what's the matter?"

"We have an extra boss above us!"

"I'll go, it's true or not, you can't talk nonsense about this!"

"It's true, after the master told me, I picked up the bench and wanted to fix that person."

"and then?"

"I put the stool down again after I saw the man pass by."

"Why?"

"Because I can't beat him, it's so embarrassing!"

"That's so powerful? That's really not good, you should find a few more brothers to go with you!"

"No, even if all the people in our Deyunju are gone, they are not his opponents."

"Hey, it's so awesome, I really want to see it, why don't you let him come out and have a look?"

Xiao Yueyue raised her finger to the backstage and asked, "Did you hear that? My grandson wants you to come out, hmph, I still don't believe it. With my grandson as a heavyweight player, I still can't kill you!"

"Really? Then I want to try!" At this time Zhang Xiao walked out while talking.

The moment he came out, the audience was in an uproar.

"I'll go, I'm not mistaken, is this Xiao Shen?"

"Why did he get on stage?"

"Could it be that God Xiao has cooperated with De Yunju?"

After everyone discussed for a while, applause and cheers resounded throughout the studio.

Zhang Xiao walked onto the stage, first bowed his hands to everyone, then looked back at Sun Yue and asked, "Teacher Sun, are you looking for me?"

Sun Yue staggered and said tremblingly: "No, that's right, I just want to... ask, you, are you thirsty, I'll go get you some water!"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience roared with laughter.

Seeing this, Guo Xiaogang, who was watching from the side, slapped his thigh fiercely, and said: "This pause is good, the burden will just come out."

Zhang Xiao on the stage said: "Comrades, why are our products popular with the masses? The main reason is that we are doing well!"

"We have a slogan called user first, quality first, sales first, how to keep our sales?"

"We are just... hehe, we often change brands, changing brands every three days."

It was another well-timed pause and turning point, which once again received full applause.

There are also many cross talk experts in the audience, and they started talking about it.

"God Xiao is amazing!"

"I didn't expect Xiao Shen to really understand cross talk."

"It's not just that he understands, but his level is also very high. Apart from Lao Guo and Uncle Qian, I'm afraid those disciples of Deyunju are not as good as him."

"···"

Zhang Xiao's performance is getting better and better, and he starts to be burdened frequently.

"It turned out that the one we produced was called 'Dung Beetle Brand'. Although this brand is not loud enough, it has a strong hometown atmosphere. But later we found out that the dung beetle is a dung beetle, rolling a dung ball. My son, do you think this brand will not stink?"

"Hahaha!"

"Killing me!"

The audience burst out laughing.

"It stinks. Let's change the brand immediately. We changed it to 'Pantao brand'. That means smoking a pack of my Pantao cigarettes will make you immortal!"

"Later, the smokers made up a jingle for us, 'Pantao, flat peach, it won't light if you don't try hard.'."

After Zhang Xiao said this, the scene burst into laughter again, with frequent laughs.

"This brand is stinky again. We continue to change when it stinks, and we changed to 'Beauty Brand' cigarettes."

"For beauties, just draw a big girl on the cigarette box, a slender lady with handsome features and gorgeous clothes, with a small leather bag in her left hand and a cigarette in her right hand."

"This is My Fair Lady Sai Tianxian, she doesn't like red clothes...she loves cigarettes."

Zhang Xiao made a pose of a beautiful woman, held a cigarette by his ear, and once again caused the audience to roar with laughter.

Guo Xiaogang's disciples had long stood at the door of the stage, their faces full of admiration.

As far as Zhang Xiao's cross talk level is concerned, it is simply amazing.

"The name of this cigarette is also difficult to agree on. As a result, the brand also stinks, but we believe that the universe brand will maintain her youth."

"What's the matter? This brand is loud, a rookie in the universe, universe, and cigarettes."

"We use the universe brand cigarettes to open our new era and create our new situation."

"Good~"

After the foreshadowing in the early stage, almost every sentence of Zhang Xiao became a burden, and it was difficult for the audience not to laugh.

"Let me tell you this, our Cosmos brand cigarettes mainly adopted the second measure. If we want to expand sales, we must create public opinion for Cosmos brand cigarettes."

"Promote Cosmos brand cigarettes to be well-known to all women and children, suitable for all ages, and must-haves for everyone. Let it enter your life and become the first of the three major elements of your life."

"If you don't smoke my universe brand cigarettes, you won't have a happy family!"

"If you don't smoke my universe brand cigarettes, you young man won't be able to find a partner!"

"If you don't smoke my universe brand cigarettes, your students will not be able to enter the university"

(This was written in the cross talk lines at the time. The author still persuades everyone to smoke less, it is best not to smoke, not only hurting the lungs, but also hurting money.)
"···"

"Our universe brand cigarettes have a long history, rich experience, complete equipment, and first-class technology. Please remember our mobile phone number: one push 21, phone number: no matter [-]."

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha~"

The whole venue was completely ignited by Zhang Xiao's wonderful performance. Everyone was laughing, and many even shed tears of laughter.

"Stop clapping, the smoke is all gone."

"Hey, why can't it light?" Zhang Xiao lit the tampered cigarette with a lighter, but it couldn't be lit.

"That's fake!" one spectator shouted.

Zhang Xiao raised his head and said: "Who said it's fake, you can't light a cigarette, it's because there's a bit of damp here, and there's also a problem with the lighter."

"You said this lighter, they also care about the quality, the flames are so hot that they can't light a cigarette!"

"Hahaha~"

"Obviously there is something wrong with your cigarette." The audience laughed and responded.

(End of this chapter)