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Chapter 819 Bamboo and stone, impromptu cross talk

Gong Changqing's face turned red, and he said quickly: "No, no, we are just a group of ordinary teachers."

Huang Xiaochu said: "An ordinary teacher writes extraordinary things. In comparison, I am really ashamed as a teacher."

Zhang Xiao smiled and said, "Teacher Huang, since you feel so ashamed, then I will give you a chance."

"What chance?" Huang Xiaochu asked.

Zhang Xiaodao: "From now on, you will be responsible for the food problem of the children in this school."

When Xiaochu Huang heard this, he said without hesitation: "No problem, Mr. Gong. From tomorrow onwards, I will contribute the money and the school will contribute. Let's try to make the children able to eat meat every meal."

Gong Changqing burst into tears, and said excitedly: "I... I thank Teacher Huang on behalf of the children, thank you everyone."

Seeing that Huang Xiaochu was in charge of the school's food problem, the netizens in the live broadcast room became excited again.

"Okay, well done."

"Teacher Huang is mighty."

"I also want to hire a school, is it possible?"

"I want to pack three."

"..."

Next, Gong Changqing brought Zhang Xiao and others to the fourth grade classroom. There were 42 students sitting in the doorway, all of whom were wearing the uniforms of the children's voice of Sunshine Hope Primary School.

Seeing Zhang Xiao and others coming in, the children stared at them with dark eyes.

Gong Changqing clapped his hands and said, "Students, do you know who built our beautiful Sunny Hope Elementary School?"

The children replied in unison: "It's brother Zhang Xiao and sister Yang Mi."

Gong Changqing said: "If they appeared in front of you, would you recognize them?"

Most of the children shook their heads, only one boy stood up and said, "I can..."

Gong Changqing smiled and said, "Then tell me, what does Brother Zhang Xiao look like?"

The boy pointed to Zhang Xiao and said, "He is Brother Zhang Xiao."

Then he pointed to Yang Mi and said, "She said sister Yang Mi."

Gong Changqing was taken aback, and said, "How do you know?"

The boy picked up his diary and said, "I have stickers of all of them on it."

"Okay, sit down!" Gong Changqing said: "Student Luo Yongqiang is right, the two next to me are Brother Zhang Xiao and Sister Yang Mi, whom you have always wanted to thank, and Teacher He who came to visit you , Teacher Huang, and Teacher Yu."

"Let us welcome them all with warm applause."

"Papa, papa, papa!" There was warm applause in the classroom.

Yang Mi said softly: "Honey, these kids are so cute."

Zhang Xiao nodded and said, "Yes!"

After the applause stopped, Gong Changqing turned his head and said, "Mr. Zhang, Ms. Yang, please say a few words!"

Yang Mi reacted very quickly, pushed Zhang Xiao from behind, and said, "Go."

Zhang Xiaobai glanced at her, strode up to the podium, looked at the group of lovely children in front of him, and said: "Students, my brother will teach you a poem today, okay?"

The children replied in unison: "Okay!"

Zhang Xiao picked up the chalk, thought for a while, and wrote on the blackboard.

Stick to the green hills and don't relax;
Rooted in broken rock;
Thousands of blows are still strong;
Ren Er has east, west, south, north winds.

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This is "Bamboo and Stone" written by the famous teacher Zheng Banqiao in the previous Qing Dynasty, but this painter has never appeared in this world, so this poem has not been handed down.

After Zhang Xiao finished writing, people were immediately astonished.

"I'll go, is this written by God Xiao?"

"It's such an awesome feeling."

"Shen Xiao is really talented."

"Is this about bamboo?"

"Adamant that Qingshan will not relax, this articulation is really expressive."

"I think this poem can be included in elementary school textbooks."

"···"

Netizens in the webcast room immediately became heated discussions.

After Zhang Xiao finished writing, he said, "Students, who among you can understand the meaning of this poem?"

The little boy who recognized Zhang Xiao and Yang Mi, Luo Yongqiang raised his hand, Zhang Xiao smiled and said, "Okay, you can answer."

Luo Yongqiang stood up and said: "The meaning of this poem is that the bamboo grows on the green hills and does not relax at all. Its roots are firmly rooted in the cracks of the rocks. Even after countless hardships, it is still incomparable. No matter how strong the wind blows, it will not fall down."

"Very good!" Zhang Xiao nodded and praised: "Come on, everyone give student Luo Yongqiang a round of applause."

"Papa papa!" The children applauded.

After making Luo Yongqiang sit down, Zhang Xiao said: "This is a poem about bamboo. Its name is Zhushi. What he means is that although bamboo grows in a harsh environment and is in danger, it does not yield. It is to cultivate a firm, optimistic and fearless character.”

"Regardless of the wind and rain, despite the frost and snow, the verdant green bamboos are always strong and stand proudly among the mountain peaks."

"Students, I hope that all of you can be like green bamboos, be tenacious forever, be tenacious forever, tell me, can you do it?"

The children replied in unison: "Yes."

Zhang Xiao said: "Your voices are too low, I can't hear you."

The children all raised their voices and shouted loudly: "Yes."

Zhang Xiao laughed and said: "Remember this poem, remember your answers today, I believe you will have a beautiful tomorrow."

"Papa papa!" There was warm applause in the classroom.

On the way back, Yang Mi looked at Zhang Xiao with a strange look.

Zhang Xiao felt a little nervous when she saw it, and said, "What are you doing, don't you know me?"

Yang Mi said: "I really don't know you anymore, husband, you can't be taken away by someone, you can even write poems!"

"Duoshe? How the hell am I still cultivating immortality?" Zhang Xiao laughed straight away, and said, "Your husband and I have always been a talented literati, it's just that you haven't noticed it all the time."

Yang Mi cut her and said: "You can pull it down, just based on your words, I know that you are still you."

Zhang Xiao said: "Why?"

Yang Mi said: "You are as thick-skinned as ever."

Zhang Xiao was taken aback for a moment, then when he understood, he slapped himself on the face and said, "I'll let you talk too much and ask."

"Pfft!"

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone laughed.

Back at the Mushroom House, Zhang Xiao began to show off his cooking skills.

From three o'clock in the afternoon to eight o'clock in the evening, all the dishes were finished.

There are fifteen courses in total, each of which is delicious in color, fragrance and taste.

Everyone ate it happily.

"I'm going, I'm so hungry, this is Dongpo's elbow."

"I recognized my favorite Jiuzhuan Fat Sausage."

"Just Xiao Shen's plate of fried pork, if it's in a restaurant, it's worth at least 100 yuan."

"Don't be kidding upstairs, the depressed cooking skills are better than those five-star chefs, so I want to eat this plate of fried pork without 1 yuan."

"The teacher is watching the live broadcast while eating instant noodles, and I am in tears."

"Poisoning at night is simply unacceptable."

"I really want to eat."

"···"

The netizens in the live broadcast room were all so greedy that they complained one after another.

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After drinking and eating, everyone sat in the gazebo and chatted.

Huang Xiaochu said: "Zifeng, didn't you come out with a single, hurry up and sing it, our Xiao Shen is a master of music, let him give you some pointers."

Zhang Xiao was taken aback, and asked, "Has Zifeng studied music?"

Zifeng said with some embarrassment: "I made a movie some time ago, and the director asked me to sing the theme song."

Zhang Xiaodao: "Has the movie been shown, can we sing now?"

Huang Xiaochu said: "The movie hasn't been released yet, but the song has already been released."

Zhang Xiao snorted, and said, "Then there's no problem, Zifeng, come on."

Zifeng was obviously prepared, took out his mobile phone and played an accompaniment, and then began to sing.

This little girl's voice is very good, like the warm spring breeze, it makes people feel very comfortable.

After the song was sung, everyone gave warm applause.

Huang Xiaochu looked at Zhang Xiao and asked, "How do you feel?"

Zhang Xiaodao: "The lyrics and music of this song are very good, and it matches Zifeng's voice very well, and the emotion is also reached when singing, but the difficulty of the song is not very high, which does not show Zifeng's true strength."

Zifeng smiled bitterly: "The main reason is that I don't have the strength to be realistic."

Yang Mi said: "Zifeng, don't belittle yourself, you are already great."

Zhang Xiao nodded, all: "Indeed, your singing skills are better than your sister Mi, her singing can make me laugh out loud."

"Zhang... Xiao..." Yang Mi gritted her teeth angrily, and pinched Zhang Xiao's arm fiercely.

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "Can you use more strength, I don't feel anything at all."

Yang Mi tried her best, but failed to cause any pain to Zhang Xiao, so she stopped and said helplessly, "Forget it, good women don't fight with men."

Everyone laughed.

He Ling said: "Zhang Xiao, everyone hasn't heard you sing for a long time, how about a song?"

Zhang Xiao shook his head and said: "I once promised the movie fans that I will hold a national tour concert in the second half of the year. Let's wait until the concert to talk about singing."

Huang Xiaochu said: "Then perform a magic trick. The two magic tricks you performed in the Spring Festival Gala on a sunny day are amazing to me."

Zhang Xiao said: "Don't, Brother Qian is here, I'd better have a cross talk with him."

"Ah?" Yu Qian exclaimed: "Why is it all about me? Besides, we are not prepared for what we say."

Zhang Xiao said with a smile: "Whatever, just say a short paragraph."

Yu Qiandao: "Okay, as long as you are not afraid of making a fool of yourself, I will give up my life to accompany the gentleman."

Zhang Xiaodao: "If you make a fool of yourself, you will make a fool of yourself. Anyway, our shamelessness doesn't matter."

"Hahahaha!"

In the gazebo, there was laughter.

Soon, Zhang Xiao and Yu Qian had an impromptu cross talk.

Zhang Xiao took the lead and said: "Teacher Yu, I am very happy to be able to talk about an impromptu cross talk with you. Speaking of which, this is the first time we have cooperated in a double cross talk."

"That's right!" Yu Qian said, "There was once before, but it was a three-person cross talk, and there was an extra Teacher Guo."

Zhang Xiao nodded and said, "You have a really good memory. According to the rules, there is usually a self-introduction before the official cross talk."

"Although the audience at the scene is only one, two, three... oh, there are no heads in total, but there are tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room, so..."

"Wait first..." Yu Qiandao said, "If I heard correctly, there seems to be something wrong with the quantifier you used."

"Is there something wrong?" Zhang Xiao asked.

Yu Qiandao: "The quantifier head doesn't seem to be used to describe people, does it?"

Zhang Xiao pretended to be puzzled and asked, "What does that describe?"

Yu Qian explained with a serious face: "That is to describe animals, such as pigs and cows. These are all described with heads."

Zhang Xiao pointed at Yu Qian and said: "Teacher Yu, how can you scold them? Even though these five people are not good people, you can't compare them with cows and pigs. Cows and pigs can eat them, and they can eat them." Do you want to eat?"

"Hi!" Yu Qian said, "You mean they are not as good as... so what?"

Zhang Xiao asked with a smile: "Which is that what you said?"

"What is this?" Yang Mi took out a handful of melon seeds and threw them at the two of them.

Huang Xiaochu, He Ling and the other four also followed suit, beating Zhang and Xiao until they fled.

"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard."

"There were only five spectators at the scene, and they were all offended. It's just too funny."

"Dare to scold Yang Mi, Xiao Shen is probably planning to be reborn!"

"···"

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed together.

"Stop!" Yu Qian shouted: "He is the one who scolded you, don't hurt the innocent, okay?"

Zhang Xiao immediately retorted: "Why is it me? Who said that?"

Yu Qiandao: "The one I said was just to explain what you said, not the club, they are not as good as that."

Zhang Xiao joked: "Which is that? I don't even understand which is that. How do I know if you say they are inferior to that?"

"You have to explain that so clearly, so that I can know if that so is what I think?"

Yu Qian looked confused and said, "What the hell are you talking about?"

Zhang Xiao touched the back of his head and said, "I seem to have fainted myself too."

"Hahahaha!"

"Pfft!"

The five people on the scene and the camera crew burst out laughing.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing at the moment.

"Cross talk masters are different."

"Without any preparation, the atmosphere can be opened up at the beginning."

"Xiao Shen really doesn't want to mess around anymore, dare to play tricks on me."

"The combination of Xiao Shen and Brother Qian is no worse than Guo and Yu."

"Old Guo said that fortunately, God Xiao said that cross talk is just for fun, otherwise it's really hard to say whether Deyunju can get up."

"···"

on-site.

Yu Qiandao: "Stop talking nonsense, let's introduce quickly."

Zhang Xiao coughed, and said: "Then I will introduce myself. My name is Zhang Xiao. I came to our "Longing for Life" for the first time to talk about cross talk. I am still a kindergarten kid in the cross talk world, a newborn calf."

Yu Qian hurriedly stopped her and asked, "No, you can be a teacher in cross talk at this level, why are you still in kindergarten?"

Zhang Xiao explained: "Think about it, how did your Deyunju teacher Guo introduce himself?"

Yu Qian asked suspiciously: "Primary school students in the cross talk world, what's the matter?"

Zhang Xiaodao: "That's right. Mr. Guo has taken so many apprentices to be the primary school students in the cross talk world. I don't even have any apprentices, so I can only call myself a kindergartener."

Yu Qian blinked, nodded and said, "Hearing your explanation, it seems quite reasonable."

"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed.

Zhang Xiao continued: "Although I am not well-known in the cross talk world, the person next to me is a very good cross talk actor, and also my good friend, good big brother, good playmate, good drinking buddy..."

Speaking of this, Zhang Xiao paused slightly, turned his head, looked at Yu Qian and asked, "By the way, what is your name Qian'er?"

Yu Qian was still nodding with a smile all the time, but when Zhang Xiao asked his name, his face suddenly changed, and he said angrily: "Thank you, you can still remember my name."

Zhang Xiao smiled and waved his hands, and said, "You're welcome, this is all as it should be."

"Fuck you!" Yu Qian replied.

(End of this chapter)