Entertainment: The opening and the official announcement of the national goddess

Zhang Xiao said: "It's okay, this little difficulty can't defeat me, I want to get rich, I want to become a rich man."

Yu Qian asked, "Then what idea did you think of?"

Zhang Xiaodao: "As the saying goes, if you want to make money, you must first learn how to spend it."

"Oh, you are going to give gifts!" Yu Qian said.

Zhang Xiaodao: "No need to give it away. My second uncle works as a section chief in a state-owned enterprise. The state-owned enterprise is good. I don't have to work every day. My second uncle has his head back and wears glasses. He is very impressive in the unit."

Yu Qian asked: "What kind of job did he say, so awesome?"

Zhang Xiao explained: "The chief financial officer and the captain of the security guard."

Yu Qian asked in puzzlement, "Why are you also the captain of the security guard?"

Zhang Xiaodao: "That's right, hit anyone who makes an opinion..."

Yu Qiandao: "It's amazing, how big is this business?"

Zhang Xiaodao: "It's not that big, he's just a department-level cadre."

Yu Qiandao: "It's not big!"

Zhang Xiaodao: "Don't look at the position is not big, if you have nothing to do, you always take people from the unit to go abroad for inspection."

Yu Qiandao: "Oh, transnational business."

Zhang Xiaodao: "He has a name, and he said that this is called emancipating the mind and broadening the horizon."

Yu Qiandao: "Well, there is such a name."

Zhang Xiaodao: "Everyone is going abroad on a big yacht."

"Hey!" Yu Qian cooperated.

Zhang Xiaodao: "Yacht, everyone, everyone is on the yacht, singing and dancing, let's swing the oars, small boat..."

Yu Qian quickly interrupted him and said, "Is this a yacht, this?"

Zhang Xiaodao: "I've never been on a boat, and I don't understand, anyway, the yacht is quite big."

"That's right." Yu Qian nodded.

Zhang Xiaodao: "Going abroad at sea, I ran into pirates."

Yu Qiandao: "Good guy, that's too dangerous."

Zhang Xiaodao: "The pirates of the Caribbean all held guns and shouted 'Stop!' The yacht stopped immediately."

Yu Qian nodded and said: "That must be stopped, life-saving is the most important thing."

Zhang Xiaodao: "As the leader, my second uncle asked tremblingly, 'What are you doing?'"

Yu Qiandao: "What else can I do, I want money!"

Zhang Xiaodao: "As soon as my second uncle heard that he wanted money, he immediately calmed down, straightened his back, and asked, how much do you want?"

Yu Qian repeated, "How much?"

Zhang Xiaodao: "The pirates want 50. When my second uncle heard this, he showed a mocking expression. With a wave of his hand, I will give you 100 million, and you will give me an invoice of 200 million."

Yu Qiandao: "Hey, good guy, who are these people, this is it."

Zhang Xiaodao: "The pirates cried when they heard this, it's because you are making money hard!"

"Hahahaha!"

After a lot of foreshadowing, Zhang Xiao's burden of asking for an invoice sounded, and everyone burst out laughing.

"I'm going, is this being sarcastic?"

"Invoices, mainly invoices."

"Pirates look down on people too much, they only want 50."

"It's amazing, the cross talk between Xiao Shen and Mr. Yu can be Fengshen."

"This is the strength of the top cross talk masters, and it feels much better than those so-called orthodox cross talks."

"Compared with orthodox cross talk, Xiao Shen obviously prefers this kind of down-to-earth cross talk."

"Nonsense, otherwise, can he become a shareholder of Deyunju?"

"···"

Netizens in the live broadcast room have heated discussions on the public channel.

The condition of Zhang Xiao and Yu Qian is getting better and better, and their cooperation is becoming more and more tacit.

Yu Qian has been partnering with Guo Xiaogang for so many years, and occasionally talks to other cross talk actors.

Except for Guo Xiaogang, cooperating with other people will more or less make him feel a bit dealt with.

Only cooperating with Zhang Xiao made him feel extremely smooth, as if standing beside him was Guo Xiaogang.

It can be seen from this that Zhang Xiao's attainments in cross talk are so high.

"Unfortunately, I have a career again later."

Yu Qian asked, "Why?"

Zhang Xiao cried and said: "Strike hard, my second uncle and the tigers above him all went in, and I was also implicated. Although I didn't go in, I was fired."

Yu Qiandao: "It deserves it."

Zhang Xiao spread his hands and said, "What should I do? If you don't have a job, then keep looking for it. Hard work pays off. I finally found my pursuit in life. I feel that I was born for this job."

Yu Qian asked curiously, "What?"

Zhang Xiao said: "Sing."

Yu Qian was overjoyed and said, "Then you want to be a singer."

"That's right." Zhang Xiao said.

Yu Qian twitched his lips and said, "The question is, could you sing at that time?"

"No way!" Zhang Xiao said, "So I stayed in the library and studied for a year, and finally learned something."

Yu Qiandao: "Oh? How about you perform for us all?"

Zhang Xiao pursed his lips, and said, "Teacher Yu, follow the words."

Yu Qian said angrily: "Nonsense, if I have words, do I still need to make them up here? Hurry up and sing one and end it sooner."

"Pfft!"

"Hahahaha!"

Seeing the depressed Zhang Xiao, everyone couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Xiao said: "Okay, Peng Peng, go and get your guitar."

"Okay!" Peng Peng responded, and hurried into the house, took out the guitar and handed it to Zhang Xiao.

Zhang Xiaodao: "When I first started learning to sing, I followed the path of imitation. I remember very clearly that the first singer I imitated was the queen of Xiangjiang, the song "Forgotten Time"."

Yu Qiandao: "Oh, this song is good, come on, let's listen to it."

"Listen." Zhang Xiao took a deep breath, played a few chords, and sang with a deep female voice:
"who is it···"

"Sending you to my side is the round bright moon..."

The first two characters used the tune of "The Forgotten Time", and the tune of "The Girl from Tianzhu" in "Journey to the West" directly followed the Great Wall, and the scene burst into laughter.

"Stop, stop, are you "The Forgotten Time", aren't you a rabbit spirit?"

Yu Qian stopped Zhang Xiao from singing, complaining.

Zhang Xiao pointed to his nose, and asked with a confused face: "Did I sing wrong?"

Yu Qiandao: "Yes, except for the word 'who', everything else is wrong, you can sing it again."

Zhang Xiao slapped his head and said: "Oh, yes, yes, I remembered, listen, who... said in my ear... Love me will never change... just for this sentence... ··”

He Ling and the others immediately picked it up and sang in unison: "There is no complaint even if you are heartbroken."

"Woo~~~" Yu Qian looked at the five people, and said with a look of disgust: "It's just such a cheap thing, are you still singing along?"

The five of them immediately broke their defenses and burst into laughter.

Yu Qiandao: "Okay, this has all been changed from a rabbit essence to a snake essence..."

Zhang Xiao tilted his head and asked, "Did I sing wrong again?"

Yu Qiandao: "Yeah, you can't sing like this, other people's singing is just out of tune, and your singing is completely stringing songs together. If you don't stop this, you may be able to sing dozens of songs." String it all together."

Zhang Xiao nodded, and said, "That's right, I also discovered this big problem, what should I do? So I started to learn to create, I want to write songs and sing them myself."

Yu Qian's eyes lit up, and he immediately knew that Zhang Xiao was going to sing a new song, so he quickly asked, "Is it finished?"

Zhang Xiao nodded and said, "Well, in nearly a month, I wrote an original song, and I even gave it a very handsome name."

"What's your name?" Yu Qian asked.

Zhang Xiao straightened his chest and said, "If one day I become very rich."

Yu Qian was taken aback, and said, "I asked you to name the song."

Zhang Xiaodao: "That's right, the title of the song is If One Day I Become Rich."

"Pfft!"

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone burst out laughing again.

Yu Qian was also amused, gave him a thumbs up, and said, "The title of your song is really simple, rude and down-to-earth, okay, then please sing us what is the name of this song."

Yang Mi and others shouted in unison: "If one day I become very rich."

Zhang Xiao cast a glance at Yu Qian, and said: "Look at him, and then at you, you have no memory."

Yu Qiandao: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, and sing quickly."

Zhang Xiao coughed a few times, playing the guitar while whistling lightly. The former had a simple and cheerful melody, while the latter whistled with a hint of unwillingness.

"If one day I become rich;"

"My first choice is not to travel the world;"

"Lying on the biggest and softest sofa in the world;"

"Wake up after eating and then eat for a year;"

"···"

"If one day I become rich;"

"I can keep everyone with me;"

"Eat, drink and chat happily every day;"

"Don't worry about tomorrow and parting."

"···"

As soon as the main lyrics came out, everyone laughed.

Yu Qianjian said: "Sleep after eating, and eat after waking up. Is this a pig?"

Everyone laughed even louder.

"When I become rich, I become rich;"

"How many people waste time day and night;"

"When I become rich, I become rich;"

"Then pretending to be modest and saying that money isn't everything."

"···"

The brisk music style, funny lines, and Zhang Xiao's ridiculous singing made everyone immersed in a kind of joy.

This song "If One Day I Become Rich" is the work of Mao Buyi when he participated in a variety show in his previous life. It is also because of this novel and simple work that he entered everyone's field of vision, and then became A well-known original singer.

And this song is very suitable for the theme of today's cross talk, so Zhang Xiao exchanged it.

In the second paragraph, his smile restrained a lot.

"If one day I become rich;"

"I'll buy every smiley face I've ever seen;"

"Let all poor children be less cowardly;"

"Let all evil people no longer have the right to speak;"

"···"

"If one day I become rich;"

"I will do everything I can to turn back time;"

"Not contributing to human ideals;"

"Just wanted to say to him, I'm sorry."

"···"

As soon as the main song was sung, whether it was He Ling and the others at the scene, or the audience in the live broadcast room, there were no smiles on the faces at this moment.

If the first paragraph is simply ridicule, then the second paragraph is for reflection.

Do ordinary people really do whatever they want when they have money?
Not necessarily, maybe there are many people just to do some meaningful things, such as helping their relatives and friends, helping those in need.

"When I become rich, I become rich;"

"How many people waste time day and night."

"When I become rich, I become rich;"

"Then pretending to be modest and saying that money is not everything."

"When I become rich, I become rich;"

"All troubles are left in the sky."

"When I become rich, I become rich;"

"And then say from the bottom of my heart that money isn't everything."

"···"

After the whole song was sung, everyone applauded.

"The quality of Xiaoshen's song is mediocre, it should have been written indiscriminately, but it caught me off guard."

"Vulgar song title, helpless ridicule."

"I thought it was a meaningless saliva song, but I didn't expect the second half to give me a big surprise."

"It's better to have money, and you can get a lot of things that you couldn't get before."

"The name of this song is vulgar, but it successfully expounds a very simple truth."

"Xiao Shen is Xiao Shen, even if it's playing, it still makes me feel good."

"···"

Zhang Xiao smiled slightly, and bowed deeply with Yu Qian, the impromptu cross talk was over.

He Ling gave him a thumbs up and said, "Niu, Zhang Xiao, Teacher Yu, are you two really unprepared down there?"

Yu Qiandao: "I guarantee with my personality, we have never discussed this cross talk tonight, not even a single line."

Huang Xiaochu said: "Then you guys are really awesome."

Yu Qiandao: "The main reason is that Zhang Xiao's cross talk skills are profound, and these burdens are very good. Have you prepared this in advance?"

Zhang Xiao said with a smile: "I know that there must be a show tonight, so I thought about the theme when I was cooking in the afternoon, and then extended these burdens based on this theme."

"Speaking of which, most of these burdens are due to your credit."

"Now I finally know why, Mr. Guo has been talking about cross talk with you for decades, because what you praise is really good."

"You are too much." Yu Qian said hastily.

Zhang Xiaodao: "This is really not a compliment. Although the popular characters in cross talk don't talk much, um, ah, it seems very simple, but in fact, it is the same as cooking, and the heat is very important."

"There are some burdens. It doesn't work if it's too early or too late. The best effect can only be achieved if it's just right."

"And it is very difficult to achieve this effect. It cannot be achieved overnight, but requires a feeling or talent, coupled with hard training over time."

"Obviously, you are fully equipped with this kind of talent. This is the so-called God rewards you with food."

Yu Qian said with a smile: "After so many years of cross talk, I feel that this is the greatest compliment for me."

"Then should we have a drink?" Zhang Xiao asked with a smile.

Yu Qiandao: "I think it should be."

Yang Mi rolled her eyes and said, "If you want to drink, just say so. Why are you looking for so many reasons?"

Zhang Xiao and Yu Qian looked at each other and laughed at the same time.

According to the previous plan, Zhang Xiao and Yang Mi only stayed in Mushroom House for one day. After seeing the situation of Qingtian Elementary School, they stayed here for another day.

They talked to the crew, and then went to the vegetable market to buy half a pig, and then came to the elementary school cafeteria, where Zhang Xiao personally cooked two large pots of braised pork.

At noon, five people, Zhang Xiao, Yang Mi, He Ling, Huang Xiaochu, and Yu Qian, served as chefs in the cafeteria, and placed a bowl full of braised pork on each child's small table.

"Wow!"

When the children saw this, they couldn't help shouting, the Golden Fox God, his eyes were shining and staring at the braised pork on the table, but no one moved their chopsticks.

Gong Changqing said: "Children, Brother Zhang Xiao made this bowl of braised pork for you personally. What should you say?"

All the children said in unison: "Thank you brother Zhang Xiao."

Zhang Xiao quickly waved his hand and said, "You're welcome, everyone, eat quickly."

Gong Changqing said: "Everyone, let's start eating."

Only then did the children pick up their chopsticks and started to eat voraciously.

For them, having grown up so big, they have never eaten such delicious braised pork, and their mouths are full of oil.

Zhang Xiao and the others each carried a small bucket, which was full of braised pork, and whoever finished eating would add a spoonful to them.

Soon, the braised pork was eaten up.