Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 1005 I won't leave you a drop! ! !

"High~~Monk~~~~"

The last two words of the mouse spirit have a long and ecstatic sound, let alone Zhu Bajie, even if it is Tang Sanzan and Monkey King,

They all broke out in a cold sweat!
Looking at this lawless evildoer who looks like Guanyin, but is charming, even if it is the three burials with extraordinary determination,
I just want to say one thing at this time -

I am Nima,
Unbearable!

at this time,

Tang Sanzan just wants to say one thing: I don’t know the taste at first acquaintance, but after tasting it again, I will know that I have entered the soul!

Looking at the charming and natural mouse spirit in front of him, San Zan frowned slightly, and a look of heartache appeared on his face,
Subsequently,

He quietly leaned in front of the mouse spirit, looked at her pair of sparkling and extremely bright big eyes,

Said softly: "You said... you promised the poor monk everything?"

"Yes!"

As a veteran mouse spirit, he naturally knew that Tang Sanzan had fallen into his own pit, so his old face blushed slightly, pretending to be shy,
It's really irresistible like "the Bodhisattva is shy, and the arhat lowers his eyebrows"!

But at this moment,
Tang Sanzan seems to have been completely fascinated by the mouse spirit, gently holding her face with his hands, tender and graceful——

Twist hard!
Click!

O_o
Looking at the mouse spirit with its head twisted and its neck at a 120-degree angle, Tang Sanzan looked at its side face covered by its hair,

After clapping my hands,

Then he looked at the monkey with a mocking face, and Zhu Bajie with a shocked, bewildered, and puzzled face, and said indifferently:

"Damn monster, didn't you know that the poor monk is allergic to women? Why did you come here on purpose to seduce the poor monk?"

"Also, it's not good to look like who you turned into? You just turned into Guanyin Dashi. Don't you know the grudge between the poor monk and her?"

The mouse spirit whose neck was almost broken: I TM...

The reason why the rat spirit's neck was almost broken is entirely because of its race.

If Tang Sanbu tried to twist it 180 degrees with a little force, the mouse spirit would probably die on the spot!

but,
Because of what the monkey said before, this monster is not strong, so San Zan is going to have fun with it,

This didn't kill the mouse spirit!
At this time,
Turning his face to the mouse spirit of Sanbu, after hearing Sanbu's words, he is really a monster!

fuck,
Allergic to women?
This Tang Sanbu was besieged by hundreds of women, so it caused such a big psychological trauma to him?

to be frank,
The mouse spirit has seen men who don't like women, but Sanbu is the only one who is allergic to women!
at this time,

As if aware of the mouse spirit's psychological changes, Sanbu smiled slightly and said:

"Monster, the poor monk will rescue you right now, but after you come out, don't forget to promise the poor monk one request!"

finished,

San Zan raised his right foot and said with a sinister smile, "Little fairy, I'm coming!"

Whoosh!
Before Tang Sanbu could lift the jio, the mouse spirit whose brain was twisted, suddenly cast a spell secretly, swishing,
Directly in front of the three burials, it disappeared!
"Uh……"

After seeing this scene, San Zan couldn't help touching his nose, then looked at Monkey and Ba Jie in embarrassment,
"This goblin, why doesn't he play around at all?"

Sun Wukong:  …

Zhu Bajie: ...

Although they were very speechless, they all felt relieved when they thought about what happened to them just now.
Yes,

Who told him to be a great mage who subdues demons and eliminates demons!

At last,
San Zan glanced at him with some reluctance, he just tied the fairy's tree, and left with a helpless expression on his face!

while walking,

San Zan suddenly looked at the monkey and said solemnly:

"By the way, Wukong, next time when a monster comes to your door and asks you to play with me, remember not to let it escape!"

"Uh!"

The monkey scratched its head, looked at the gloating Zhu Bajie, and then said with a look of embarrassment: "Master, this matter has to be done by idiots!"

"My old grandson practiced the 72 transformations of the earth evil spirit, and the art of transformation is all in himself, not supernatural powers, but this idiot is practicing the 36 transformations of Tiangang, which are 36 great supernatural powers!"

Speaking of which,
The monkey looked aggrieved and said: "Pointing to the ground to make you strong and drawing the ground to make you a prison are all the skills of Tiangang, my old grandson really doesn't know how to do it!"

Oh?
After hearing this, Sanbu raised his eyelids, looked at the cute Zhu Bajie in surprise, nodded silently and said:
"Okay, let the idiot do this in the future, if the goblin who came to the door runs away, let Bajie take the lead!"

Cute Zhu Bajie: ...

"After all, the goblin who was delivered to the door ran away halfway, which really made the teacher's mood very bad!"

Fried-haired Zhu Bajie: ...

Looking at the back of Sanbuan strolling and riding forward, Zhu Bajie just wants to escape now!
but,
In the end, Zhu Bajie, thinking that he had nowhere to go, still kept up with the footsteps of Sanbu!
Not long after,
They came to the dilapidated Zhenhai Chanlin Temple. Since there was no mouse spirit involved, I won't talk about it here.

Originally, this is the plot of Tang Seng's "falling ill",

But in fact,

It's because the mouse spirit hooked Sanzang, Sanzang vented Yuanyang, and was so tired that he couldn't go on his way, not because he was really sick!

In the original,
Sanzang here wants to write a letter, asking the monkey to tell the Tang king that he can no longer learn from the scriptures. In fact, he has tasted the taste of an adult and wants to stick with the mouse spirit!

hollow mountain

The so-called form is empty,
It means that if you get stuck, you will be swept away in the end!
bottomless pit,
It’s about emptying your energy, but you can’t fill the hole, just like the original book, Tang Seng always thinks that I can do it, I can,

Afterwards, he lay powerless for three days, and it was the monkey who got the elixir to help him recover!
(Because some people always said that I wrote the H book, so I am honest and kind, and at the request of the class representative, I deleted [-] words in this place!
Besides,

This kind of plot is not my specialty!
finally--

I hope everyone reads green and reads green books! ! ! )

……

at the same time,

The mouse spirit who was played with by the third burial had already returned to the bottomless pit in despair. After twisting his neck back with difficulty,

Originally slender neck,
It has swelled into a big pig's hoof, but overall, it is impossible to see where is the head and where is the neck!
now,

Mouse Jing looked at himself in the copper mirror, with a small head and thick neck, his eyes instantly turned red!

Next second,
The irritable mouse stood up abruptly, with a bang——

Jingle Jingle!

After the copper mirror and other things fell to the ground and made a series of noises, the mouse spirit's eyes became even redder!
In this silent way, where a gust of wind blows for a long time, you may not be able to get out of the bottomless pit, only the heavy panting of the rat spirit remains,

After a while,
Sharp gnashing of teeth, mixed with a voice full of resentment, came from the bottomless pit,
It is also mixed with hatred that is almost condensed into substance, and the determination to revenge to the death——

"Tang Sanzan, I still don't believe I can't take you down!"

"Your Yuanyang, my wife is going to decide, no one can stop me, I will take your Yuanyang with my own mouth!"

"I swear, your Yuanyang... One! Drop! All! No! Stay!!!"

(End of this chapter)