Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 107 Come here, drag him down and hit him with a big board...

Chapter 107 Come here, drag him down and hit him with a hundred slaps... ([-])

"Grand Master, there are rumors that the 170-two aliens are as big as a bear and eat a cow for a meal. This... doesn't look like it?"

On the way back to the palace, Shang Rong asked the question that everyone wanted to know.

Who knows that after Wen Zhong heard it, he actually laughed 'haha', and then shook his head like self-deprecating——

"When I first met these alien races, I thought it would be like that, but who knows that they are all some fancy and useless monkeys. The ones behind me are considered strong in the tribe of alien races!"

"The reason for those rumors is that the foreign race is good at disguising. Many of them hide under tiger skins and bear skins to scare people away. They scare away the people in the northern villages. They are taking the opportunity to grab food!"

"As for eating a cow for a meal you said? They can eat a bite of beef a year, that is the ultimate luxury dream, they are a group of uncivilized people, usually eat wild fruits to eat!"

……

"Rumours kill people!"

After hearing Wen Zhong's words, Shang Rong shook his head helplessly, which made Wen Zhong laugh out loud again.

At this time,

Huang Feihu asked suddenly: "By the way, in the military newspaper of Beibohou Chonghouhu, it was also said that these alien races..."

"Haha...Don't talk about Chonghou Hu, that stupid kid. He has been guarding the northern border for so long, and he has never seen any aliens. Hou Hu is dumbfounded!"

"You don't know, if the old man hadn't stopped him that night, none of Bei Bohou's top ten generals would have survived. Even so, everyone would have received a hundred military sticks!"

Wen Zhong said, a bamboo slip book appeared in his hand, and he said with a smile: "This is the letter of apology written by Bei Bohou to the king with blood as ink!"

After hearing this, Bigan smiled slightly: "Bei Bohou understands righteousness deeply, so he would be so foolish!"

In the presence, no one doubted the authenticity of this matter!
Because they believed that if Bei Bohou and his subordinates acted, it would be absolutely impossible to escape Wen Zhong's eyes.

Presumably, it should be the general under Bei Bohou's sect. He was afraid that after Di Xin knew the truth, he would think Bei Bohou was useless and kill him again!

quickly,

A group of people entered the Human Palace, and Di Xin, who knew the truth, looked at Chonghou Hu's "Letter of Guilt" written in blood and ink, and was immediately speechless.

"This Chonghou tiger is a stickler. I would like to trouble the Prime Minister to notify the Dragon Clan and let the Dragon Clan pass the message on his behalf. Bei Bohou is still guarding the lonely north, so he doesn't have to think about it!"

As Di Xin said, he carefully put Chonghouhu's letter of guilt away, and continued: "Although the aliens in the north can't do harm, there are still wild beasts and bandits. Tell him to guard the north, or Gu will be punished at any time." His sin!"

After hearing this, Shang Rong cupped his fists and said, "Old minister obeys!"

At this time,

Wen Zhong suddenly asked, "My lord, what should we do with the leader of the 170th tribe of the foreign race?"

"These alien races are uncivilized, and their hearts are full of resentment towards my big businessman, and even more resentment towards Gu. They are detained first and under strict supervision. Gu can't make fun of the lives of Chaoge people!"

"The old minister obeys!"

After researching these things, it was inevitable to hold a celebration banquet for Wen Zhong. It was not until sunset on the western mountain that all the ministers returned home drunk from the palace.

Since the wine was purified, all the ministers who usually drink a thousand cups without getting drunk have become overwhelmed!
"Your Majesty!"

Just when Di Xin was about to practice, the nine-tailed fox suddenly appeared in the Human Emperor's Hall, and then threw himself into Di Xin's arms.

Seeing this, Di Xin asked with a smile, "Why is Xiangrui so happy today?"

"The concubine found a way to restore sister Yushi, so she is naturally happy!"

"Oh, found a way? What way?"

Hearing Di Xin's inquiry, Nine-Tailed Fox stretched out a hand, gently drew circles on Di Xin's body, and whispered softly: "My lord, this method was learned by a high-ranking concubine. This method is harmful to the peace, and the king needs to nod!"

Is it hurting Tianhe?

Hearing these four words, Di Xin's first thought was to go there and find someone who would take the blame. The character set that he had worked so hard to build must not collapse!
At this moment, a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in Di Xin's mind: "Xiangrui, you said you got advice from an expert? Who is that expert who brought you here for Gu Jian to see?"

"Thank you, my lord, I'll call him right away!"

The nine-tailed fox grinned after hearing this, and then gave orders to the following maids. Soon, there was a rush of footsteps outside the Human Emperor's Palace.

"Ok?"

The moment the footsteps sounded, Di Xin smelled a faint smell of feces. He frowned slightly, and an extremely bad thought appeared in his heart!

next moment,
A Taoist dressed in sackcloth appeared in the Human Emperor's Palace, bowed with one hand and said, "Jiang Ziya, the poor Taoist in Yuxu Palace, has met the Human Emperor!"

Looking at the unkempt man smelling like shit, Di Xin covered his nose and asked, "You are Jiang Ziya? Can you make Xiangrui's sister recover?"

Jiang Ziya bowed with one hand, and said in a deep voice: "Pindao naturally has a way to deal with the jade pipa essence, but before that, Pindao still has something to report to the Emperor!"

"Before Pindao went down the mountain to practice, there was a conflict with King Wu Cheng, Pindao's magic weapon was confiscated, and his whereabouts are still unknown. Please ask Ren Huang to let Wu Cheng return the magic weapon to Pindao!"

Di Xin frowned, pretending to be surprised, and said, "Oh? There's another matter?"

"More than that, Pindao also has a mount named 'Four Unlikely', which was killed by King Wu Cheng and his subordinates. They slaughtered Pindao's mount and ate meat. Pindao wanted to get back the bones of 'Four Unlikely'!"

Seeing that Di Xin hadn't spoken for a long time, Jiang Ziya added: "I also ask the Emperor to fulfill the poverty!"

at this time--

"Ding: It was detected that Jiang Ziya entered the palace, the host selection is as follows..."

"Option 1: Listen to the story of Ziya, be moved by his sad life experience, return the washed whip and four unlike bones, and retain him as an official in a big business, and promise him a high official and rich salary. Choice reward: Houtian Lingbao Soul-destroying nail, cultivated for [-] years!"

"Option 1: Bold Jiang Ziya, who dares to put forward conditions for Gu's work, and doesn't even look at how many heads he has grown, first reward him with a hundred slabs, and we will discuss the matter later. Choice reward: a bag of humane filth, repair For [-] years!"

"I choose two!"

Di Xin didn't hesitate, because he didn't like the other people who explained the teachings except Shen Gongbao.

Not to mention that it was Jiang Ziya who came, even if Yuan Shi Tianzun came in person, he would dare to order someone to beat him out!
"A pack of humane filth: It is extracted from the essence of the filth of thousands of human races. This thing can pollute the magic weapon, making the magic weapon smell ten miles away once it is activated. Immortals can't touch it. (Hint: it can pollute the magic whip.) "

See here,

Di Xin's eyes flashed brightly, and he slammed the table——

boom!
"Jiang Ziya, you just said that you have one thing to report, but you said two things, and Gu asked you a question and you didn't answer it, but first put conditions on Gu, dare to play Gu, you are so brave!"

"Come on, drag it down and hit a hundred big boards!"

Swish!
After hearing Di Xin's words, Jiang Ziya's face instantly turned pale...

(End of this chapter)

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