Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 191 Jiang Ziya: Ma De, I want to clean up the house! ! ! (one)

Duang! ! !

With the sound of a frying pan being slapped on the back of his head, Jiang Ziya felt his eyes go dark, and the sky was full of intensely shining gold stars!

Fortunately, the earth escape technique he used didn't disappear, and there was still a strong mana protecting his whole body, otherwise he would have been blown out of his head just now...

Even so,

Jiang Ziya also felt like his brain was about to burst!
at the same time,

The horse, which was galloping wildly, suddenly kicked behind the sudden appearance of the forehead,

The horse's foot was instantly sprained!

After Yu Yuyu screamed, he knelt on the ground with a thud, and his elastic belly hit Jiang Ziya's head directly with the momentum of Mount Tai!

There was a muffled bang!
Jiang Ziya, who had just regained a sliver of consciousness, suddenly felt his eyes darken, his body sank, and the smell of earth filled his nose rushed to his face, choking him awake the moment——

A very familiar and rough voice suddenly sounded in his ears——

"Hahaha...Huang Feihu, if you dare to betray the king, this is what will happen to you. Even your horse will surrender voluntarily and throw you off your horse!"

"Treacher, let me see how you explain to the king! Come and take Huang Feihu away!"

……

The dizzy Jiang Ziya vaguely sensed the truth of the matter when he heard Chao Tian's voice next to his ear!
When Chao Tian was fighting fiercely with Huang Feihu, he suddenly appeared with the technique of earth escape, and by coincidence, he just appeared under Huang Feihu's horse.

After that, he broke Huang Feihu's horse's hoof, causing Huang Feihu to fall off the horse, and was captured alive by Chao Tian!

"What the fuck... is it called!"

Jiang Ziya, who was stuck in the ground, shed tears of regret.

It seems that since being a hard laborer in Chaoge, I haven't had a smooth day,

Mother Jiang...

If I cast an earth escape by myself, I can touch the feet of my general's horse!

Feeling the footsteps above his head, Jiang Ziya remained silent!

After about a quarter of an hour,
The people led by Chao Tian cleaned up the battlefield, and Huang Feihu's horse was also dragged away. Jiang Ziya was secretly relieved until after a stick of incense.

Fortunately, he has practiced Taoism for many years, and he can do nothing else. He has learned the essence of the technique of pretending to be dead and holding his breath!
It's only a quarter of an hour, little KS...

"Uh-huh!"

When Jiang Ziya noticed that there was no movement outside and was about to come out from the ground, he suddenly felt that the surroundings were tight.

When the familiar feeling hits,

Jiang Ziya smelled an indescribable fishy smell, as if he was squeezed by something narrow and slippery!
Correct,
I remembered!

It was in Chaoge back then...

When Chaoge fled, he also used Earth Dungeon, but it felt the same as being stuck in the cracks in the rocks of that mountain!
think of this,
Jiang Ziya's old face collapsed, and he cursed in his heart: "Poverty Dao is so fucked, it's time to escape from the earth, and Poor Dao is stuck again, who will save me!"

After being stuck,
In a short time, he couldn't cast spells at all, let alone his hands were jammed with mud!
After about a quarter of an hour,

Jiang Ziya suddenly thought of a spell, his eyes lit up——

"By the way, I can use the voice transmission technique of thousands of miles to notify Wu Ji to come and save me. Fortunately, this spell does not require imprinting!"

Do whatever you want,

Jiang Ziya recited Fa Jue silently in his heart, and kept calling Wu Ji's name.

But the strange thing is that he clearly noticed Wuji's position, but Wuji didn't respond to him!

After a quarter of an hour,
Jiang Ziya was tired, Wu Ji didn't respond!
After two quarters of an hour,

Jiang Ziya was sweating, and Wu Ji hadn't responded yet!

After an hour,

Jiang Ziya, whose mana had bottomed out, was about to rest, and when he recovered his mana, he who was buried in the ground suddenly opened his eyes.

The huge body was wriggling like a silkworm chrysalis!

"Uh... ha ha... woo woo woo..."

"Poverty...don't move there... woooo...haha...poor dao..."

"Don't, Pindao can't take it anymore, I have to pee, I really want to pee, woo...Pindao can't take it anymore, Bukit Nima's... Wait for Po...Pindao to go out, I must... Phew, I must clean up the house !"

Accompanied by Jiang Ziya's strange sound, his body buried deep in the ground shook violently again.

As if thinking of something happy!

……

at the same time,

Week camp!

Wu Ji, who smelled of alcohol, suddenly woke up, looked at Huang Tianhua, who was also smelling of alcohol, squinted his eyes and asked, "Brother Tianhua, are you calling me?"

"I do not have it!"

Huang Tianhua, with misty eyes, grabbed a roast chicken and ate it, without the slightest elegance that a cultivator should have.

On the contrary, like a hooligan in the market, he laughed without image and said: "No wonder ordinary people's life span is as short as tens of years, and as long as a hundred years, and they still live happily. This chicken is really delicious!"

Wu Ji grinned and said: "Brother Tianhua, you don't understand, this is called 'I would rather have all kinds of delicacies in the world than go to the sky once', which means to give me all kinds of delicacies in the world, and I am not even a god!"

After hearing this, Huang Tianhua nodded and replied: "Well, that's the reason. Let me tell you, brother Wuji, cultivation is really boring. If you can't become a Daluo Jinxian, lifespan is always a problem. Then it's good to taste all the flavors in the world!"

"Hey hey hey..."

Wu Ji patted Huang Tianhua's shoulder while talking, and said with a wretched smile: "Brother Tianhua, I saw that you have been staying on the mountain since you were a child, you don't understand, there are two types of chickens, one is eaten with the mouth, and the other is not eaten with the mouth !"

"Eating with your mouth is called edible chicken, and what you can't eat with your mouth is called screaming chicken!"

"Let me tell you, don't tell others that screaming chicken is the real delicacy in the world and the source of happiness for men, but screaming chicken is a bit expensive and has a waste of waist!"

Huang Tianhua took a breath after hearing this——

He was extremely shocked and said: "Hiss, there are such strange chickens in the world. I followed Master up the mountain when I was three years old, and I didn't know anything. The old thief Qingxu really misled me a lot!"

"By the way, brother Ji, where is the screaming chicken, take me to taste it!"

"This……"

Just when Wu Ji was hesitating, a strange voice that was weak but mixed with anger, and mixed with pain suddenly rang in his ears——

"Bukit!"

"Huh? Master!"

Wu Ji immediately regained his energy when he heard it, and hurriedly bowed to the void, and after making a gesture with both hands, he opened his mouth——

"Master, the disciple is here!"

"Wuji, you little bastard, I have been looking for you for an hour for my teacher. What are you doing? When I get out of trouble for my teacher, I will definitely drive you out of the school. Hurry up and rescue me eight miles to the southwest. I'm stuck underground!"

What?
Expelled from the division?

Wu Ji, who was drunk, didn't react for a while, blinked and blinked, and then the evil came out of his guts, and he closed his hand.

Looking at Huang Tianhua at the side——

"Brother Tianhua, do me a favor. After it's done, I'll take you to the Screaming Chicken!"

When Huang Tianhua heard this, he patted his chest and said loudly: "What's the matter? Brother Ji, just say, even if you ask me to kill the old thief Qingxu, I won't be polite!"

At this time,

Wu Ji stretched his neck, and said with firm eyes: "Knock me out..."

(End of this chapter)