Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 773 Immortality is a lie, real immortality is very painful!
"See Patriarch!"

"See Patriarch!"

"See Patriarch!"

……

Inside Samsung Cave,

A group of disciples looked at Subhuti, whose face was trembling as he walked, and felt extremely embarrassed!
did not expect,
Five years have passed,
The damage done to the Patriarch by the person who called himself "Gu" back then has not recovered so far!
But over the years,

Everyone also clearly knew how scary that person was!

After the Samsung Cave five years ago, everyone knew the result of the battle at Western Lingshan. It is said that even Tathagata was beaten stupid in that battle.
Now all the three realms know that Duobao Tathagata is not mentally able to use his brain well, and even the grass and trees are all soldiers in Lingshan.
It is said that he was afraid of being hacked to death on Lingshan Mountain, and swore in front of Amitabha Buddha that he would never step out of the Leiyin Temple again!
Duobao Tathagata is like this,

Looking at my own ancestor again, it seems that it is not difficult to accept!

Looking at the group of disciples below, Subhuti was so angry that he almost failed to come up, and passed away on the spot.
fuck,
If it weren't for the grand plan of Journey to the West, he could seek a large amount of human luck, how could he be so embarrassed?
The appendix on the right is rotten, and that thing is useless,

But what the hell has I used countless treasures from heaven and earth, and the waist on the right side hasn't grown well yet, which makes people very angry. When something happens, I feel powerless.
Kong has a strong body, but his waist is not strong...

After a quarter of an hour,
Subhuti came to the futon in front of him, and after looking at the crowd, the monkey who had been a handyman for five years said, "Monkey, come forward!"

"Oh?"

After hearing this, the monkey scratched its ears, jumped up and down in front of Subhuti, clasped its fists in salute, and said, "A stone monkey in Huaguo Mountain, Aolai Country, Dongsheng Shenzhou, pay homage to the Patriarch!"

After the monkey finished speaking,

So he stood in front of Subhuti and bowed three times, and then stood there, waiting for the Patriarch to ask questions!
see,

Subhuti's heart 'thumped', his mind was not good,

The battle five years ago,
The Emperor of Man really changed the monkey's heart!

At this time,

Seeing this, the Taoist boy next to Subhuti changed his face, pointed at the monkey and shouted angrily: "Well, you monkey who doesn't know what to do, you don't kneel down when you see the patriarch!"

"cut!"

The monkey waved his hands disdainfully, and didn't even look at the Taoist boy, but looked directly at Subhuti, sizing up Subhuti with wise eyes,
With a firm face, he said: "Five years ago, I knelt at the door for three days. Today I don't want to kneel, and I don't know how to kneel. I have been a handyman here for five years, and I just want to ask the patriarch a question..."

"If the patriarch can answer me, I will stay here; if the patriarch can't answer, I will leave here and continue to search for the answer!"

beep, beep...

After Subhuti heard this, his right eyelid jumped up like a string being plucked, and a strong feeling of badness arose spontaneously.

But before Daotong opened his mouth to continue cursing, Subhuti looked at the monkey, resisting the pain from his waist, and asked with a smile, "Do you want to know what an immortal is?"

Since five years ago,
When a monkey sees a person, he asks 'what is a fairy', even if it is an ancient tree in the blessed land, the monkey has asked it, and Subhuti naturally knows it.

but,
A monkey who has been thinking about a problem for several years has become completely obsessed. When he heard Subhuti's words, he jumped up and down excitedly on the spot.

There were bursts of 'squeaks' excited sounds!

Xin Dao, Subhuti, is indeed a god with abilities, and before he even said it, he already knew his problem!
this time,

It's bound to get the exact answer!
After half a stick of incense,

Only then did the monkey stand still again, saluted and said, "That's right, please ask Patriarch to clear up your doubts!"

"Ha ha!"

Subhuti looked at the monkey with a smile, and asked, "Monkey, tell me first, what is a fairy in your heart?"

"This……"

The monkey's eyeballs rolled around several times, and after thinking for a while, he said:
"Before when I was at sea, I saw a person walking on the waves, so I said that 'walking on the waves, you will live forever' is a fairy, but the man said that this is not a fairy!"

"Ok!"

After hearing this, Subhuti nodded, stroked his beard lightly, and said expressionlessly: "Treading the waves, as long as you have a bit of magic, you can do it. It's really not a fairy!"

At this time,

The monkey continued: "Later when I came here and saw the battle between the patriarch and that man, I thought that 'destroy the world and live forever' was an immortal, but I asked several people here, and everyone said that was not true. Immortal!"

Swish!
Hearing this, Subhuti felt his waist ache again,

But many disciples in Samsung Cave also looked embarrassed!
As for what the monkeys said, they didn't know about words like 'Destroy the world and live forever'.

Right when the monkey asked the other brothers,

So no one said anything, no one asked, and no one found the loophole in the monkey's mouth!
After a while,
Subhuti thought, for the sake of luck, I will bear it today!
then,

Facing the embarrassing eyes of everyone, he stroked his beard lightly, and said in an emotional voice: "That's right, destroying the world, as long as you have enough strength, you can do it easily. It's really not a fairy! But..."

Speaking of which,

Subhuti decided to change the subject. He looked at the monkey and said, "You mentioned 'immortality' twice, which is indeed a characteristic, but do you know..."

"You know that immortality is a lie. Instead of struggling to find longevity, it is better to have fun in time, it is better to indulge a lifetime, and it is better to be drunk today;

But this Patriarch can tell you with certainty that immortality still exists, but the longevity you pursue may be very painful in the end! "

heard,

The monkey who knew that Subhuti had the longevity technique suddenly jumped up and said excitedly, "I'm not afraid of pain, I just want to live forever!"

"it is good!"

Subhuti probably knew the monkey's longing for 'longevity', so he nodded and smiled, "I can teach you the longevity technique, but you have to worship me as a teacher!"

At this time,

The monkey saluted again and said, "Patriarch, it's fine to be an apprentice, but I have one more thing to ask!"

"Not urgent!"

Subhuti thought that it would not be too late to bind the master-student relationship first, so he said: "Since you and I have the karma of master-student relationship, and you look like a hozen Supplement) As a teacher, I will give you the Dharma name—Sun Wukong!"

finished,

Subhuti realized that the cause and effect of the two masters and disciples had been bound together, so he asked with a smile: "Wukong, what do you want to ask my master!"

"Uh……"

Don't Bilian!
Sun Wukong looked at Subhuti who had become his master with a few words, and a deep sense of helplessness emerged in his heart!
Subsequently,

It looked at Subhuti, still didn't kneel down, but bowed and asked: "Patriarch, I want to know whether that person was a fairy five years ago, and whether he had ever gained immortality!"

Ok?
Hearing Sun Wukong talk about that person again, Subhuti's waist didn't hurt anymore, his eyes turned red, he stood up abruptly, raised his crutches and knocked on Monkey King's head three times,
just throw it away,
The cane flew [-] times in the air, and slammed on the front door with a bang, causing the front door to slam shut with a bang!

Subsequently,

Subhuti looked at Sun Wukong viciously, with smoke coming out of his nostrils and said: "He...he is a lawless person, you mention him again and again, humiliate this Patriarch, and want to learn the longevity technique, what a dream!"

finished,

Subhuti waved his sleeve fiercely, and left angrily!
It has to be said that once a person is angry, his potential is endless. Without using a cane, Subhuti walked out with vigorous steps like flying and riding a flying swallow!

but,
At this time, Monkey King was sitting on the ground paralyzed, the words of Subhuti just echoed in his mind, and his eyes gradually burst into brilliance——

Lawless?

Lawless!

can't,

No sky...

(End of this chapter)