Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 807 Many Treasures Tathagata: Laojun, you are a great man, please be worshiped by the poor monk! ! !
"Wait for this monkey to open the golden gourd pill, and I will be able to sit back and relax in the future!"

"That's right, the golden elixir refined by the Supreme Saint himself is still made from the sky-replenishing stone. We only need one, and we will be safe from the three disasters!"

"Yes, I will only take one for each person. In this way, we can still leave half of the monkey's gourd, and it is not a chance to snatch it. It can also allow the Supreme Sage to fulfill his promise to heaven!"

"Great!"

The whispering crowd was interrupted by Duobao's great kindness,
And then,
Duobao looked at Laojun, and asked with a smile: "Old gentleman, how many gourd golden pills are there?"

"One hundred and eight!"

The old gentleman looked at the crowd indifferently and said, and then he pretended to be puzzled and asked: "Pindao is very curious, how do you know about the golden elixir?"

Looking at the big men in the three realms in front of him, Laojun's brows were already twisted into a pimple, although he was like a mirror in his heart,

But still can't stop him from playing everyone!

Because this news was released by Laojun, but he did it very secretly!

Because Laojun knows,

This monkey is the reincarnation of Yuan Hong, and is inextricably related to the Human Emperor and the Jade Emperor. If he is allowed to calculate the golden elixir of good fortune alone,

When the time comes, the furious crowd will definitely blow his head off!

Therefore,
He pulled up all the people who could be pulled up!
of course,

There are also quite a few people who did not come!

The Jade Emperor doesn't need it, and he won't come, because if he dares to come and stop everyone today, he will be beaten by the crowd and his head will be blown off!
The Daoist Shangqing who represents Tongtian does not need it,
Because he himself is the Supreme Being who transforms into the Three Pure Ones, and what he transforms out is an air-filled drop, without a deity, a physical body, and naturally there are no three disasters!
Zhen Yuanzi was held back by Yun Zhongzi, and he was not allowed to get involved in this matter!
Houtu is an authentic saint. Although she has lost her holy position, her identity is still there. Heaven will not and dare not attack her, because no one can bear the consequences of the collapse of the six realms!
Styx,

This coward is afraid of being beaten by the emperor, so I won't say much, besides, he has the body protection of the karma fire red lotus, and he can avoid the three disasters indefinitely!
As for the others,
Basically everything that can come is here!
This is the ending that Laojun wants, and it is also the ending that everyone tacitly needs!

Therefore,
After Laojun said this sentence, everyone laughed and said nothing,
And the ending they want has already been obtained!
One hundred and eight!
There are so many golden elixirs of good fortune, and there are only a dozen or so people here, so it shouldn't be a problem if you take five, six, seven or eight of them yourself!
Everyone has the same thought in mind!

No one would have too much of such a holy golden elixir!

And then,
Everyone suddenly noticed that Laojun's face had changed, and when the others looked at Tushita Palace, colorful expressions instantly appeared on their faces——

original,

The monkey who sneaked into the Tushita Palace felt in a daze that something was calling him, so he used the strength of alcohol to
Came to the deepest secret compartment of Tushita Palace!

Bang a stick,

The hidden compartment was directly smashed, revealing four extremely extraordinary gourds inside!
Then the monkey didn't know which tendon was wrong, grabbed a brand new gourd and opened it on the spot, revealing a gourd of nine-turn golden elixir!
And the monkey who is a little confused after drinking,
Looking at those golden beans, he quietly poured out one, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it 'crackling', then his eyes lit up, and he said excitedly——

"Well, it's crunchy, chicken-flavored, good stuff, good stuff, I didn't expect this old guy, Lao Jun, to make chicken balls secretly to satisfy his cravings!"

said,

He poured out another one and chewed it, his eyes lit up again, and he said in a surprised tone: "Crab roe?"

After that, there are various words such as 'leek flavor', 'wolfberry flavor', 'spicy flavor', 'crispy flavor',

What's even worse is that there is still a smell of cat feces...

at this time,

Sun Wukong, who ate the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir as a strange-flavored peanut, didn't know that all the bosses in the three realms were watching him,
And Laojun's face turned black into the bottom of the pot!

The endless heartache turned into cold sweat and poured out from his forehead, the pain made Laojun's internal organs convulse, his facial features twisted into a ball of pockmarks!
MMP...

That's the property of a poor man?
Didn't the drug boy hide all the golden pills at that time?

Why was it found by the monkey all of a sudden?
And the special golden core of the gourd, how did it get together with them?

While Laojun was puzzled, his heart was still bleeding from pain, and he had already made up his mind to strangle the drug boy to death when he went back!

A trash who is not good enough for success and more than bad for failure does not deserve to live!

think of this,
A cold killing intent gushed out of Laojun's body!
But at this scene, the other bosses watching were ecstatic——

Especially the Queen Mother,
There was even a look of gloating on his face!

Before Laojun and Jade Emperor teamed up to attack him back and forth, it was really cool to see Laojun bleeding profusely today!
think of this,
The Queen Mother looked at the monkey who fished out the second new gourd, and she couldn't help smiling and said in a strange way:
"Laojun's family has a lot of wealth, but this monkey is really, always picking up new gourds, didn't you see that Laojun's heart is bleeding?!"

aside,
Avalokitesvara, who was also gloating, pointed at the orchid and said with a smile:

"Now that the environment in the Three Realms has changed, elixir is becoming scarcer, and the raw materials for refining the Nine-Turn Golden Pill are even more difficult to find. Looking at the appearance of this monkey, it wants to bankrupt the old man!"

At this time,

The ruthless Duobao raised his mouth slightly, and said with a sneer:
"Old gentleman is probably going to lose out this time. The three gourds and the nine-turn golden pills will fill the monkey's origin in advance, and it will also allow us to get a few more good fortune golden pills, so that we can earn some town education golden pills for no reason. We are still here stabbing Laojun's heart with a knife, aren't we birds|/beasts?!"

finished,

Duobao looked at the old gentleman with a dark face, bowed with one hand and said: "Old gentleman, you are burning yourself to illuminate us, you are a great man, please be worshiped by the poor monk!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

see,

The Queen Mother on the side suddenly let out an epileptic laugh, and the others couldn't bear it anymore, but they seemed to have received professional training,

No matter how funny this scene is, I will try my best not to laugh!

Unless, like the Queen Mother, I really can't hold back!

And then,
The monkey has lived up to expectations and pulled out a third new gourd from it!
As for the golden elixir of good fortune,

Although the monkey can feel the lure of that thing, it is always worried that the things inside will expire and deteriorate, so it bypasses it again and again!

see,

The old man's face was completely dark, the veins on his forehead were throbbing "chug-chug", and his clenched teeth made a "click-click" sound, and he did not know how many teeth he had crushed.

Especially his eyeballs, almost popped out of their eye sockets due to excessive congestion!
Seeing Laojun's appearance,
The Queen Mother smiled even more happily, but when the car was driving, a thought suddenly appeared in the Queen Mother's heart...

(End of this chapter)