Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 817 Many Treasures Tathagata: One slap slaps a personal emperor, where can I justify it?I am also very desperate!
"My Buddha is merciful, but there is also a vajra with angry eyes. I hope the benefactor will not make mistakes..."

After Kassapa finished speaking unkindly, he didn't see Duobao's expression, and became even more desperate at that moment, even he didn't know,
At this time, Duobao has already thought about his epitaph!
same,

Many strong men in the Three Realms who hadn't paid attention to this matter, after hearing Kassapa's words, became interested in an instant,

Those who dozed off said they were not sleepy anymore!
Especially the Queen Mother said with a smile: "This Kasyapa is a bit like the fellow Daoist Daobao back then. I'm afraid that my teacher will not be slow!"

Laojun nodded and said: "Yes, the poor agree!"

……

at the same time,

Di Xin looked at Duobao, who never turned around, and said to himself: "Nine wandering chickens have been raised alone for three years. If you say you want to shoot, you will be shot to death. Duobao, what do you say about this?" How should it be calculated?"

"Fuck!"

Kasyapa on the side hadn't realized who this self-proclaimed "solitary" person was, but when he saw Di Xin threatening my Buddha, his heart was ignited with anger, his eyes turned red instantly,
Looking at Di Xin unkindly, he scolded loudly: "Where did the troublesome people come from..."

at this time,

A big golden hand suddenly appeared, and slammed towards Kasyapa, only to hear the sound of 'Duang', Kassapa was hit by a bronze bell,
His body shook suddenly, and a thumb-thick blood arrow shot out from his eyes, ears, mouth and nose at the same time, and then he let out a scream of 'ah',
As if being hit by a speeding train, it drew a bloody arc in the air and flew towards the Western Spirit Mountain!
He was picked up by Wei Tuo, the protector of Lingshan, and carried into the cave of Medicine Buddha!
at the same time,

Duobao suppressed the strong uneasiness in his heart, and while putting away his golden body of thousands of feet, he slowly turned his trembling body, and an embarrassing yet polite smile appeared on his stiff face!

After looking at the Emperor who was close at hand, with the indifference and ashen expression on his face, Duobao swallowed a mouthful of thousand-year-old phlegm with a 'gurgling' sound.

He never dreamed,
Renhuang actually experiences life around here, and is still raising chickens here!
Raise chickens?

Is it something you, a decent emperor who wants to prove the Tao, should do?

Besides,

Duobao had already seen it before, and there was no one within a radius of two hundred miles. Although there was a beast, he was expelled by him a long time ago!
He doesn't understand,
I have checked this area again and again, why can I still get a picture of my emperor with a slap?
This is not metaphysics,

Ghosts won't believe you if you tell them!
but,
Duobao knew very well in his heart that it didn't matter whether he believed in ghosts or not, the important thing was that he slapped Renhuang out, and even slapped his walking chickens to death!
Thinking of this,

Duobao then smiled awkwardly and said, "Tender... Human Sovereign, what a coincidence!"

immediately,

Duobao was halfway through the greeting, when he saw Di Xin sneering, he wiped Selu on the bottom of his feet, swish——

Bringing up a burst of white clouds that collided and scattered, they went straight to the heaven!

At this time,
Boom!

The four heavenly gates of the heavenly court were closed at the same time, and a corner of the southern gate was smashed by a monkey. The Immortal Zhan Dao, which was supposed to be on the Immortal Zhanping Platform, appeared strangely in the center of that hole.
The blade that exudes extreme chill makes Duobao feel frightened from a distance!
see,

Duobao's hairs stood on end, and he exclaimed in surprise: "Jade Emperor, you cross the river and tear down the bridge!"

Then,

The Jade Emperor's cold voice came from inside the gate of heaven: "Tathagata Buddha, don't swear at the mouth of your shoes. If you slander me, I will tell the monkey the truth and let the monkey out!"

"Fuck!"

Duobao, who lost a hand, left a classic national curse outside the Nantian Gate, like a monkey jumping in the sky, with a trail of sparks behind him,

Slip it, and go straight to Lihentian!

While running, he shouted: "Lao Jun, save me!"

At this time,

Laojun held Pangu Banner in his left hand, Xuanhuang Pagoda in his right hand, and a Taiji diagram hanging behind his head. Looking at Duobao galloping forward, he was full of righteousness and righteous words and angrily said:
"Who is fellow daoist? Why do you recognize friends indiscriminately? The poor daoist is not familiar with your Buddhism!"

"Fuck!"

Duobao is really desperate!
Originally, he wanted to divert the disaster to the east, and use the Heavenly Court and Taoism to calm the Emperor's anger, but he didn't expect that they had already demolished the bridge and pulled out the wooden piles.

at this time,

Feeling the unhurried and mocking gaze behind him, Duobao panicked even more!
He was clearly here to suppress the monkeys, but he slapped the emperor himself. Who would believe that the emperor didn't do it on purpose?
But now, where can he reason?
Duobao, who didn't know how to solve it, had no choice but to approach Lihentian and give Laojun a mouthful of old phlegm, then swayed and went straight to Lingshan!

Next second,
Noisy and terrified voices came from Lingshan one after another——

"Duobao, don't come here! Ahhh!!!"

"Go, you go, we jointly voted and decided to depose the Buddha, you go, you don't come back!"

"Tathagata, if you don't leave, I will commit suicide... Fuck, if you don't leave, I will!"

"My Buddha doesn't go through poverty, Duobao, but you can't afford to pay for mere nine wandering chickens, you are not worthy of entering my Buddhism!"

……

Knowing Di Xin's identity and being dominated by the fear of the Lingshan chaos last time, the crowd uttered various curses, but one of them caught Duobao's attention!

Yes indeed,

But the nine wandering chickens, just stay with him, and run away by yourself!

think of this,
Duobao, who was only ten miles away from Lingshan, stopped abruptly, then turned around gracefully, and looked at Di Xin who was strolling behind him,
Smiling slightly, he said: "Human Emperor, but nine ordinary chickens, even if Renhuang asks for a price, the poor monk will pay for it!"

"Oh?"

Di Xin, who was bored at first, couldn't help feeling a little nervous when he saw that Duobao had stopped running away.

run

How can you get into your Lingshan if you don't run away?

If you don’t run alone, how can you split the Eight Treasures Merit Pool of your Buddhism?
don't run,

Do you know that you are lonely? !

think of this,
Di Xin was in a bad mood, the sneer on his face reappeared, looking at the treasure in front of him, "I have money, as long as you make an offer, I can definitely afford it",

Di Xin said slowly: "Those nine wandering chickens have followed Gu for three years, and they already have feelings. What do you think is the right price for Gu's feelings?"

"Uh……"

Duobao really wanted to speak, but he didn't dare to speak!
Because he knew that as long as he opened his mouth to say the price, Di Xin would say that he was humiliating him, and then he would be beaten out of control!

Don't ask why he knows it so well, just ask that everyone has their own secrets...

Therefore,
He can't speak about this!
think of this,
Duobao smiled slightly, and said with one hand: "The emperor is joking, how dare the poor monk speak, it is better for the emperor to speak, as long as the emperor speaks, the poor monk can afford no matter what price!"

"it is good!"

Di Xin stretched out a hand expressionlessly from behind, just when Duo Bao was puzzled and was about to ask, Di Xin said coldly——

"Nine wandering chickens, one—one paw!"

The moment Di Xin finished speaking, he appeared in front of Duobao instantly, and then without warning, he slapped Duobao's beehive head!
Snapped!
a crisp sound,
Duobao only felt a bang in his head, and then an indescribable pain hit, Duobao's whole body was numb with pain, and blood mist spewed from his eyeballs!
This kind of critical strike is like being hit by the Zijin hammer of the Master Tongtian!
Next second,
Blood dripped from the corner of Duobao's mouth, like a wheel falling from a fast-moving sports car, he spun [-] times in the air, screaming and crashing downward...

(End of this chapter)