Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning
Chapter 893 The monks are compassionate, and the poor monk is not a narrow-minded person!
Chapter 893 The monks are compassionate, and the poor monk is not a narrow-minded person!
"Master, if you subdue the demon, you will subdue the demon. Why do you keep drooling!"
Monkey stared wide-eyed, looking nervously at Sanbu,
I still remember that when I was in Wuzhishan, after San Zan saw me, I vividly remembered the incident of prying my head with a nine-ringed tin stick,
So after seeing San Zang wiping his saliva, the monkey felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity!
Furthermore,
The monkey feels that he is not himself now!
Back then, there was trouble in the Heavenly Palace,
It has forgotten how long it has been since the Monkey King's wanton and wild laughter. Now he is following Sanbu all the way to the west. It should have been the one who smashed and robbed all the way, and then led people into the West Paradise.
But now,
Monkey always feels like a soy saucer!
It's depressed!
At this time,
Sanbu looked at the anxious monkey, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and said with a grin: "Pohou, this time you are lucky, I heard that this is a pot of Tang's braised pork!"
Tang's braised pork?
A row of question marks appeared on the back of the monkey's head. Before he could ask, San Zan noticed the gaffe in his words, and quickly changed his words:
"It's a very powerful pig demon who can fly through the clouds!"
"Oh?"
After hearing this, the monkey rolled his eyes, and he had a little understanding in his heart. After nodding his head lightly, he said with a smile: "Master is happy, as long as he is happy!"
happy,
Of course I am happy!
Not only the three burials are happy, but the horse is also very happy!
then,
Under the leadership of the famous family member Ding, San Zan and Hou Zi followed to Gao Lao Village!
As soon as I entered Zhuangzi,
The famous servant rushed into the courtyard in a hurry, and shouted loudly: "Master, master, I have found an expert who can subdue demons!"
Accompanied by a clanging sound, soon a little old man on crutches and a worried woman came out tremblingly.
After seeing the three burials and monkeys,
The head of the little old man stared suddenly, then his body trembled, and he sat down on the ground with a plop, pointed in the direction of the monkey, and said in a hoarse and frightened voice:
"Monster... monster, monster, don't come here!!!"
"Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate!"
Seeing this, San Zan hurriedly recited the Buddha's name in a low voice, then looked at the monkey beside him, and said viciously, "Wukong, look, you scared the old man!"
finished,
San Zan stepped forward, and when he was about to reach out his hand, he saw the little old man struggling back a few times tremblingly, looking at the monkey in horror,
He said in a voice trembling with fear: "Monster...don't come here, that little eminent monk, quickly take this big monster away!"
finished,
San Zan and Hou Zi were all stunned!
Especially the three burials,
He looked at his hands in astonishment, and then turned his head to look at the monkey who was almost bursting out laughing, the flesh all over his face was squeezed together instantly,
A pair of sword eyebrows even slanted towards the sky!
paralysis,
Deceiving too much!
At this time,
The servant who had brought Sanbuan to Gaolaozhuang before hurried up to help Gao Yuanwai up, and then bowed to Sanbu with an apologetic expression.
Only then hastily explained to Gao Yuanwai: "My lord, this handsome... oh... is the eminent monk, and the long-haired young monk next to him is the apprentice of this eminent monk!"
clack clack...
now,
San Zan looked at the servant, his eyes narrowed into slits, there was a faint cold light like a cold pool, his fists were clenched tightly, and there was a crisp joint cracking sound!
see,
Knowing that San Zan had murderous intentions in his heart, the monkey quickly stepped forward and grabbed San Zan's hand, but anxiously said in a low voice: "Master calm down, we are here to subjugate demons, not to forcibly convert others!"
"Hey! Whoosh!"
After taking a deep breath, San Zan finally suppressed the killing intent in his heart, then turned his head to look at the monkey and said, "Pohou, don't you understand what you're saying? Let go!"
finished,
Under the monkey's half push and half push, San Zan with a straight face broke free from the monkey's bony arm and walked slowly outside the old man.
Putting his hands together, he said with a smile: "Old benefactor, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the East, and went to the Western Paradise to defeat the Buddha. He heard that there are monsters in the benefactor's place, so he took the initiative to bring his disciples to subdue the demons!"
"Oh oh oh……"
After hearing this, the old man was relieved, and after carefully looking at the third burial for a few times, after confirming that the other party was indeed not a monster,
Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief in the dark!
Subsequently,
The old man hurriedly imitated the three burials, clasping his hands together, with a vigilant and apologetic smile on his wrinkled old face,
Looking at San Zan sincerely, he said in a low voice: "Eminent Monk, I am old and my eyesight is blurred. I just recognized the eminent monk as a monster. Please don't be offended by the eminent monk!"
Ha ha!
Sanbu gritted his teeth and sneered in his heart, then explained:
"The monks are merciful. How can the poor monk blame the benefactor just because of a word from the benefactor? Don't worry, the benefactor is definitely not a petty person. The benefactor must trust the poor monk!"
"I believe it, of course I believe it! Hahaha..."
After listening to the old man, he quickly resolved the embarrassment here with a dry smile, then turned around to look at the person beside him, and said anxiously: "Quick, quick, please come in, the eminent monk!"
Not long after,
Sanbu and Houzi entered Gaolaozhuang and became the guests of Gao Yuanwai, and heard Gao Yuanwai talk about the origin of the monster!
(Dry here... omit some water!)
After a while,
San Zan looked at Gao Yuanwai in front of him in shock, staring at those thick eyebrows and big eyes, pointing at the wryly smiling Gao Yuanwai with tongue-tied eyes, gloating and saying:
"Fuck me... I, Mi Tuofu, what the benefactor means is that the benefactor actually recruited a monster to be his son-in-law!"
Gao Yuanwai: …(⊙_⊙;)…
Mrs. Gao and her servants: o_o
At this time,
San Zan looked at the monkey beside him with a grin, and said loudly:
"The poor monk thought that it would be a ridiculous thing for the poor monk to accept a monster as an apprentice. I didn't expect that there were still people who recruited a monster as a son-in-law, and I didn't even think about whether my daughter could bear it. How could I say 'bull' Force' can describe it!"
Sun Wukong: →_→Take the wrong medicine?
At this time,
As if sensing the doubt in the monkey's eyes, San Zan 'suddenly realized' for a while, then immediately turned to look outside Gao Yuan,
With both hands and face full of apology, he said: "Old benefactor, as the saying goes, monks don't tell lies, and the poor monk is outspoken. If there are many offenses in words, I ask the old benefactor to forgive me, and I hope the old benefactor will not be offended!"
Gao Yuanwai: Huhuhuhu...
Gao Yuanwai, who didn't catch his breath, looked at Sanbu's appearance, and almost kicked his legs to complain in front of the Buddha on the spot!
Mahler Gobi,
This is definitely revenge for what I said wrongly just now, isn't this damn narrow-minded?
The monk said by the dog,
It's fine to ridicule Lao Tzu's poor eyesight, but he bites the word "old benefactor" so hard, isn't this trying to piss the old man off?
think of this,
Gao Yuanwai, who had recovered from his shock, pointed at Tang Sanzan with a pale face, out of breath, and yelled with a pale face, "Get out... get out!"
"Come on, beat this evil monk out of me... beat it! Get out! Go!!!"
(End of this chapter)
"Master, if you subdue the demon, you will subdue the demon. Why do you keep drooling!"
Monkey stared wide-eyed, looking nervously at Sanbu,
I still remember that when I was in Wuzhishan, after San Zan saw me, I vividly remembered the incident of prying my head with a nine-ringed tin stick,
So after seeing San Zang wiping his saliva, the monkey felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity!
Furthermore,
The monkey feels that he is not himself now!
Back then, there was trouble in the Heavenly Palace,
It has forgotten how long it has been since the Monkey King's wanton and wild laughter. Now he is following Sanbu all the way to the west. It should have been the one who smashed and robbed all the way, and then led people into the West Paradise.
But now,
Monkey always feels like a soy saucer!
It's depressed!
At this time,
Sanbu looked at the anxious monkey, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and said with a grin: "Pohou, this time you are lucky, I heard that this is a pot of Tang's braised pork!"
Tang's braised pork?
A row of question marks appeared on the back of the monkey's head. Before he could ask, San Zan noticed the gaffe in his words, and quickly changed his words:
"It's a very powerful pig demon who can fly through the clouds!"
"Oh?"
After hearing this, the monkey rolled his eyes, and he had a little understanding in his heart. After nodding his head lightly, he said with a smile: "Master is happy, as long as he is happy!"
happy,
Of course I am happy!
Not only the three burials are happy, but the horse is also very happy!
then,
Under the leadership of the famous family member Ding, San Zan and Hou Zi followed to Gao Lao Village!
As soon as I entered Zhuangzi,
The famous servant rushed into the courtyard in a hurry, and shouted loudly: "Master, master, I have found an expert who can subdue demons!"
Accompanied by a clanging sound, soon a little old man on crutches and a worried woman came out tremblingly.
After seeing the three burials and monkeys,
The head of the little old man stared suddenly, then his body trembled, and he sat down on the ground with a plop, pointed in the direction of the monkey, and said in a hoarse and frightened voice:
"Monster... monster, monster, don't come here!!!"
"Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate!"
Seeing this, San Zan hurriedly recited the Buddha's name in a low voice, then looked at the monkey beside him, and said viciously, "Wukong, look, you scared the old man!"
finished,
San Zan stepped forward, and when he was about to reach out his hand, he saw the little old man struggling back a few times tremblingly, looking at the monkey in horror,
He said in a voice trembling with fear: "Monster...don't come here, that little eminent monk, quickly take this big monster away!"
finished,
San Zan and Hou Zi were all stunned!
Especially the three burials,
He looked at his hands in astonishment, and then turned his head to look at the monkey who was almost bursting out laughing, the flesh all over his face was squeezed together instantly,
A pair of sword eyebrows even slanted towards the sky!
paralysis,
Deceiving too much!
At this time,
The servant who had brought Sanbuan to Gaolaozhuang before hurried up to help Gao Yuanwai up, and then bowed to Sanbu with an apologetic expression.
Only then hastily explained to Gao Yuanwai: "My lord, this handsome... oh... is the eminent monk, and the long-haired young monk next to him is the apprentice of this eminent monk!"
clack clack...
now,
San Zan looked at the servant, his eyes narrowed into slits, there was a faint cold light like a cold pool, his fists were clenched tightly, and there was a crisp joint cracking sound!
see,
Knowing that San Zan had murderous intentions in his heart, the monkey quickly stepped forward and grabbed San Zan's hand, but anxiously said in a low voice: "Master calm down, we are here to subjugate demons, not to forcibly convert others!"
"Hey! Whoosh!"
After taking a deep breath, San Zan finally suppressed the killing intent in his heart, then turned his head to look at the monkey and said, "Pohou, don't you understand what you're saying? Let go!"
finished,
Under the monkey's half push and half push, San Zan with a straight face broke free from the monkey's bony arm and walked slowly outside the old man.
Putting his hands together, he said with a smile: "Old benefactor, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the East, and went to the Western Paradise to defeat the Buddha. He heard that there are monsters in the benefactor's place, so he took the initiative to bring his disciples to subdue the demons!"
"Oh oh oh……"
After hearing this, the old man was relieved, and after carefully looking at the third burial for a few times, after confirming that the other party was indeed not a monster,
Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief in the dark!
Subsequently,
The old man hurriedly imitated the three burials, clasping his hands together, with a vigilant and apologetic smile on his wrinkled old face,
Looking at San Zan sincerely, he said in a low voice: "Eminent Monk, I am old and my eyesight is blurred. I just recognized the eminent monk as a monster. Please don't be offended by the eminent monk!"
Ha ha!
Sanbu gritted his teeth and sneered in his heart, then explained:
"The monks are merciful. How can the poor monk blame the benefactor just because of a word from the benefactor? Don't worry, the benefactor is definitely not a petty person. The benefactor must trust the poor monk!"
"I believe it, of course I believe it! Hahaha..."
After listening to the old man, he quickly resolved the embarrassment here with a dry smile, then turned around to look at the person beside him, and said anxiously: "Quick, quick, please come in, the eminent monk!"
Not long after,
Sanbu and Houzi entered Gaolaozhuang and became the guests of Gao Yuanwai, and heard Gao Yuanwai talk about the origin of the monster!
(Dry here... omit some water!)
After a while,
San Zan looked at Gao Yuanwai in front of him in shock, staring at those thick eyebrows and big eyes, pointing at the wryly smiling Gao Yuanwai with tongue-tied eyes, gloating and saying:
"Fuck me... I, Mi Tuofu, what the benefactor means is that the benefactor actually recruited a monster to be his son-in-law!"
Gao Yuanwai: …(⊙_⊙;)…
Mrs. Gao and her servants: o_o
At this time,
San Zan looked at the monkey beside him with a grin, and said loudly:
"The poor monk thought that it would be a ridiculous thing for the poor monk to accept a monster as an apprentice. I didn't expect that there were still people who recruited a monster as a son-in-law, and I didn't even think about whether my daughter could bear it. How could I say 'bull' Force' can describe it!"
Sun Wukong: →_→Take the wrong medicine?
At this time,
As if sensing the doubt in the monkey's eyes, San Zan 'suddenly realized' for a while, then immediately turned to look outside Gao Yuan,
With both hands and face full of apology, he said: "Old benefactor, as the saying goes, monks don't tell lies, and the poor monk is outspoken. If there are many offenses in words, I ask the old benefactor to forgive me, and I hope the old benefactor will not be offended!"
Gao Yuanwai: Huhuhuhu...
Gao Yuanwai, who didn't catch his breath, looked at Sanbu's appearance, and almost kicked his legs to complain in front of the Buddha on the spot!
Mahler Gobi,
This is definitely revenge for what I said wrongly just now, isn't this damn narrow-minded?
The monk said by the dog,
It's fine to ridicule Lao Tzu's poor eyesight, but he bites the word "old benefactor" so hard, isn't this trying to piss the old man off?
think of this,
Gao Yuanwai, who had recovered from his shock, pointed at Tang Sanzan with a pale face, out of breath, and yelled with a pale face, "Get out... get out!"
"Come on, beat this evil monk out of me... beat it! Get out! Go!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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