Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 897 Tang Sanbu: Taishang Laojun, you really are #￥%@#%...

special,
What made Gao Yuanwai feel even more excessive was that he even ordered someone to set up a big barbecue grill?
This makes the veteran look big!

At this time,

In the distant sky, a black spot suddenly appeared, and the black spot was approaching Gao Laozhuang at an extremely fast speed.

In a trance, you can see,
It was a bloody pig flying in the sky with a bruised nose and a swollen face!

next second!
boom!
After a small muffled sound appeared, the dust scattered in all directions,

Covered in blood, the pig's head was crushed, and all four hooves were twisted aside, the pig just lay there expressionless like a small mountain of meat.
His empty eyes stared directly at the pot in front of him, like an old sow waiting to be plucked!
And then,
San Zan strode up to Zhu Ganglu, condescendingly looked down at the pig demon who was only half breathed, raised his eyebrows slightly and said:

"That's it? How dare you brag about killing the poor monk?!"

finished,

A cold light flashed in San Zhan's eyes, and while the nine-ringed tin rod in his hand shook, he stared coldly at Zhu Ganglu, and asked loudly, "Tell me, what kind of grudge do you have with Xi Tian?"

"Humph!"

The pig demon looked at San Zan fearfully, lay there and moaned and said:

"My old pig's previous life was the canopy marshal in charge of 30 sailors in the heavenly court. Later, he was plotted by Duobao to destroy his body, and his true spirit was reincarnated as a pig, and he became like this..."

Speaking of which,

Zhu Gangli glanced at Tang Sanzan cautiously, and then said in a low voice: "Tell me, do my old pigs have any enmity with Xi Tian?"

"Amitabha, 30 sailors... No wonder there is no negative gossip in Heaven!"

After listening to the compassion behind San Zan, he murmured a few words in a low voice, then looked at the pig in front of him with the desire to survive, and clasped his hands together.Said expressionlessly:

"The hatred of killing a body is irreconcilable. If you were a poor monk, you would have killed yourself in the Western Paradise long ago. You would never harm a woman from a good family here. However, the poor monk has always been merciful, so today I will reluctantly send you to the Western Paradise to find my Buddha. Seek justice!"

finished,

San Zan quietly wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, waved his big hand and said loudly, "Come on the sword!"

clack clack...

Following the words of San Zan, five strong men walked towards San Zan with a big machete on their shoulders. The sharp blades were shining under the sunlight,

But it exudes a breathtaking coldness!
At this time,

Zhu Ganglian stared at the two eyeballs, and the limbs interrupted by the monkey swayed with the torso, frantically rubbing against the ground, trying to get out of the range of the Sanbu machete, and exclaimed loudly:

"Eminent monk, wait a minute, wait a minute, listen to my old pig: I am ordered by Guanyin Bodhisattva to wait here for the eminent monks of the Tang Dynasty, and at the same time protect the eminent monks who go west to learn Buddhist scriptures. Please forgive me!"

"Um???"

After hearing this,
The two eyeballs of the third burial stood straight up, with murderous intent in their eyes, they looked down at Zhu Ganglian's neck, and cursed:

"The Anima has lost a Buddha...Monster, die!"

With the three burials scolding,

He violently swung the machete in his hand, and slashed fiercely at Zhu Ganglian's neck!

at this time,

call out!
A white silk thread, which ordinary people can't find, suddenly appeared from mid-air, and instantly entangled the machete in San Zan's hand, and then the machete shattered inch by inch!

Next second,
Before San Zan raised his head to look for it, an old man riding a bull in white clothes, white hair, and white beard appeared silently in mid-air, looking down at San Zan,

While his face was full of arrogance, his eyes also exuded extreme contempt and indifference!

but,
Before San Zan could open his mouth, the old gentleman who appeared suddenly threw out a elixir, which hit Zhu Gangguan's mouth,
Subsequently,

The injury on Zhu Gang's body recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye!

Even its twisted limbs recovered in a burst of 'crackling', and in just three breaths,

His momentum has returned to its peak!
Watching Gao Yuanwai and the others were stunned, so shocked that they couldn't speak for a long time!
At this time,

The monkey jumped directly in front of the third burial, standing between him and Laojun, watching with a smile on his face, the visitor was not kind, Taishang Laojun asked:

"Old gentleman, why don't you just stay in Lihentian, what are you doing here?"

"You tricky monkey, you know what you're asking!"

Laojun glanced at the monkey displeased, and said angrily: "It's really impressive for the old friend to hit such a heavy hand!"

"Hey... Each other, each other, can't kill my old grandson, it's this idiot who has no ability!"

After the monkey waved his hands disdainfully, he looked at the old gentleman cautiously, and asked with a sneer on his face: "Besides, it was the pig demon who harmed the mortal women first, and my old grandson Lu saw the injustice later!"

"splash……"

"You are the Supreme Lord?!"

Before Laojun opened his mouth, San Zan on the side looked at him in a questioning tone and said coldly:
"Why didn't you come out when this monster was causing harm to the world? Now the poor monk is about to cast down demons and eliminate demons, but you stop the poor monk. Could it be that the dignified old gentleman is with this monster?"

Ok?
hear this,

Laojun's old face collapsed, he looked at Sanzang with displeasure and said, "Tang Sanzang, do you know what the consequences of talking to the poor are?"

"Consequences? Hmph!"

After San Zan heard this, he raised his nine-ringed tin rod and slammed it on the ground, his features all over his face suddenly became ferocious.

Then he looked at Laojun unkindly, and yelled loudly: "The dignified sage of the Sanqing, the incarnation of the Supreme Laojun, actually threatened the poor monk for a monster who caused harm to the world!"

Speaking of which,
San Zan's eyes suddenly became extremely fierce, and while the nine-ringed tin rod in his hand shook, he pointed at the displeased and ashen-faced Taishang Laojun in the distance——

this moment,
Di Xin, who had already raised his hand in secret, frowned suddenly, and slowly lowered his hand, with an expectant expression on his face that looked like a smile but not a smile!

at the same time,

Avalokitesvara on the fairy island in the South China Sea suddenly opened his eyes, and the moment a smile appeared, he said to himself: "Old Monarch, the poor monk depends on whether you dare to do it or not!"

heaven,

The Jade Emperor watched the farce below with relish, lying on the throne of the Emperor of Heaven, leisurely like a retired old man basking in the sun!

Yaochi,

The Queen Mother, who was taking a nap, suddenly burst into a jolt, and the two giant pandas jumped up and down, as if protesting that the Queen Mother had shocked them both.
but,
The Queen Mother turned a blind eye to their protest, but looked at Gao Laozhuang's position with great interest, grabbed a big flat peach, and bit it down hard.

呲!
The viscous juice splashed in all directions and hit the two dishonest giant pandas, and quickly calmed them down!

Inside the Oblique Moon Samsung Cave,

Subhuti pinched his mustache, also watching Gao Laozhuang's farce, especially the monkey who didn't wear a tight band, always felt that things exceeded everyone's expectations.

Especially the way he looked at Laojun was full of doubts——

Why is Laojun's breath so weak? !
The west,

Leiyin Baosha is in!
Ananda hurried in and said with a bitter face, "My Buddha, something is wrong, the reincarnation of the golden cicada has clashed with the Supreme Lord!"

heard,

Kasyapa on the side smiled contemptuously: "The reincarnation of the golden cicada is not from my Lingshan. He offended Laojun, what does it have to do with my Buddha?!"

heard,

The cowardly Duobao, who was uneasy just now, breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a relaxed face: "Yes, the reincarnated person of Jin Chanzi offends Laojun, so what does this have to do with me!"

……

at the same time,

The much-anticipated Tang Sanbu, under the watchful eyes of all the powerful, pointed the nine-ringed tin stick at the tip of Laojun's nose. Such a provocative action was already a proper way to slap Laojun in the face in public.
And the majestic Taishang Laojun, when did he experience this kind of embarrassment?
And this is still being face-faced in public by a junior of countless generations. If he doesn't teach the other party a lesson, he will be sorry for his title of 'Tai Shang Incarnation'!

but,
Before Laojun taught the third burial, he shouted angrily, resounding through the void again——

"If you dare to make a move, you are provoking my Buddha. My Buddha will definitely overthrow your Lihentian, make you unable to return home, and become a bereaved dog in the Three Realms!"

"Taishang Laojun, do you really think that I am a Buddha and Tathagata? I can't make a show?!"

(End of this chapter)