Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 903 Tang Sanbu: There is a problem...then I go? ? ?

stupid!
Very confused!

Very confused!
Tihua is confused!

Zhu Bajie, who walked out of Huangfengling for [-] miles, still didn't know what happened, but looked at the sullen monkey with a dazed expression.
Although curious, but dare not speak!
Ever since Tang Sanzun took out the hat, he found that the monkey has been depressed, as if his beloved peach has been stolen!
As for why?

Ba Jie didn't dare to ask, for fear that San Zan would put that hat on his head that even monkeys feared.

Although he didn't know what that hat was, he was sure that it was definitely not a fun thing!
Even for that hat,

It can all sense that the relationship between Sanbu and the monkey is not as harmonious as before!
……

At the end of the year,

It's winter time!

The third burial actually arrived near the Liusha River a year and a half earlier than the Buddhas expected!
But if you look at the dragon horse who has lost two laps, and the Zhu Bajie who is enough to be called "slim", you can understand the price of the three burials!
The monkey itself has a profound background, and the third burial gave me wild game on the way, so instead of being weak on the road, he became more excited as he traveled.
This is why it appeared near the Quicksand River at the wrong time!

"Eight hundred miles of quicksand river?!"

The monkey looked at the stone tablet in front of him and muttered, "Eight hundred quicksands, three thousand weak waters. Goose feathers can't float, and reed flowers will sink to the bottom!"

After reading this poem,

With a big jump, the monkey came to the front of the third funeral, pointed to the surging river in front of him, and said worriedly: "Master, this river is not easy to cross!"

"Yes, Master!"

Zhu Bajie on the side also came up, looked at the surging river in front of him, and said anxiously: "Master, there are generally monsters in such dangerous places!"

(⊙o⊙)
monster?
After hearing these two words, San Zan immediately regained his energy. He stared at the Liusha River in front of him, and after looking at it again and again, he let out a long breath of foul air.
With a face full of helplessness, he said: "Unfortunately, my teacher is not good at water warfare!"

finished,

San Zan looked at the monkey, waved his hands and said with annoyed expression, "Pohou, if there are monsters here, I'll leave it to you!"

"Hey hey hey..."

Monkey grinned after hearing this, and said embarrassedly: "Master, my grandson is not good at water warfare either!"

aside,
Zhu Bajie shook his head and explained before Sanbuan and Houzi turned around:

"No, no, no... Although in my previous life, I was the canopy marshal in charge of the 30 water army in the Heavenly Court, but now I am a pig, and I am not good at water warfare!"

"Hey!"

After hearing this, San Zan couldn't help sighing, looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and said helplessly, "They're all landlubbers, that's all, my Buddha is merciful, let's spare this monster's life today!"

finished,

San Zan directly jumped off the dragon horse, looked at the Liusha River in front of him, and said to himself: "Eight hundred miles, eight hundred miles..."

Speaking of which,
San Zan suddenly turned his head to look at the monkey: "Can your big stick become [-] miles long and build a bridge over the Liusha River?!"

The monkey smiled and said, "Yes, it can, but it's so long, and my old grandson can't control its weight. I'm afraid that if the bridge is not built properly, my baby will sink to the bottom of the river first!"

"That's it!"

After hearing this, San Zan raised the nine-ringed tin stick in his hand, looked at the turbulent Liusha River, and suddenly felt proud in his heart, and said with great confidence:

"In ancient times, the Buddha crossed the river with a single reed, and now I am buried three times, crossing eight hundred miles in one go!"

finished,

The blood energy in San Zan's body erupted in an instant, and the brocade cassock was blown by the air force, and the nine-ringed tin staff in his hand was like an arrow that left the string,

Shoot directly towards the opposite side of the Quicksand River!
Then,

San Zan made a big jump with all his strength, his body was like a shooting star, and he jumped onto the nine-ringed tin staff in one fell swoop, turning into a black spot in the blink of an eye.
Quickly disappeared from the sight of the monkey and Zhu Bajie!

Until then,

Monkey and Bajie heard the sound of three burials——

"Pohou, if the teacher's flying stick is exhausted, remember to hit it. If the teacher falls into the river, you must wear that hat!"

"Fuck!"

As soon as the monkey heard it, his eyes turned red, and he chased after him with a whoosh, for fear that the third burial would really fall into the river!
Simultaneously,

The monkey looked at the back of the third funeral, and said anxiously: "Master, or let my grandson carry you there!"

"It's only [-] miles, you can be a teacher!"

Sun Wukong:  …

as long as you are happy!
finally,
It was the monkey who carried the three burials on his back and crossed the Liusha River!
(Actually, I don’t understand the original book. In the original book, the monkey said that Sanzang was a mortal body and couldn’t move his back. Those gods also said the same! But why can those fairies blow him away with a gust of wind?)

What?
You said that goose feathers do not float in quicksand rivers?

You should first see if the nine-ring tin rod is close to the water surface when it is flying!
Subsequently,

Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong, who were stunned by this flea operation, also flew across the Liusha River one after another, and continued to move westward!
leaving only the bottom of the quicksand river,
That roller blind full of question marks!

same,

Not only the roller blind trapped at the bottom of the water, but all the people in the Three Realms who were paying attention to Journey to the West were stunned!
no no no

Why didn't Jin Chanzi play his cards according to the routine?

And the rolling shutter general who was punished by the Jade Emperor just watched them fly across the Liusha River so stupidly, didn't he know how to stop them?
this moment,
Laojun's face suddenly became gloomy, because the rolling shutter was also his secret move!
west sky,

Duobao, who also wanted to use the identity of the rolling curtain to devour the luck of others, almost fell off the golden lotus of ninth-grade merit, and Ananda and Kasyapa were so scared that they dared not speak casually!
at the same time,

Avalokitesvara came out of the Immortal Island of the South China Sea again, this time he didn't even bother to hide, but directly cast the fairy art, and went straight to the three burial team,

Just when San Zan and the others flew over the Liusha River and hadn't traveled twenty miles, Guan Yin with an extremely ugly face appeared in front of them!
Staring at San Zang, he asked coldly, "Tang San Zang, who told you to fly across the Liusha River?"

"What?"

San Zan, who was in a bad mood because he didn't kill the monster, looked at Avalokitesvara with crooked eyes, and said displeasedly:
"Is it just you fairy gods and Buddhas flying around, and the poor monk has to run barefoot? Or is it that the master meant to let the poor monk swim across the quicksand river that is not buoyant?"

"Tang Sanzang!"

heard,

Avalokitesvara stared at San Zan angrily, as if water was about to drip from her gloomy face, she said in an extremely indifferent tone:
"There is a water monster in the quicksand river. I got my Buddha's guidance, and I wish to protect you for your three apprentices to go to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures!"

Ok?
After hearing this, San Zang raised his eyes, and said extremely displeased: "Give the poor monk another apprentice? Master, don't say that the poor monk has a bad attitude, have you ever thought about the poor monk's feelings?"

Seeing Tang Sanzan's 'I'm very upset' expression, Guan Yin resisted the urge to slap him to death, gritted his teeth, and said word by word:

"Tang Sanzang, this is my Buddha's decree. If you want to obtain the true scriptures, you must..."

"This sutra...I won't take it anymore!"

Before Avalokitesvara finished speaking, he felt that he had been arranged for a clear three burial, and he became even more angry, so he interrupted directly,

Interrupted Avalokitesvara's words!

but,
Avalokitesvara didn't seem to understand what he meant, but frowned slightly, and subconsciously asked, "Tang Sanzang, what did you just say?"

"I say……"

As Tang Sanzun said, he got down from Longma with a straight face, and after straightening his clothes, he looked straight at Guanshiyin, and said word by word:

"Since the poor monk doesn't accept disciples, he can't go to the Western Paradise to defeat the Buddha Prisoner Sutra...Then I'll go???"

(End of this chapter)