Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning
Chapter 931 My Buddha is merciful... Greatly Merciful and Greatly Compassionate Tathagata Palm!slap.
Chapter 931 My Buddha is merciful... Greatly Merciful and Greatly Compassionate Tathagata Palm!slap...
"Skin with hair?"
After hearing this, Sanbu looked at Zhu Bajie curiously. When he saw the wig in Zhu Bajie's hand, he suddenly realized, and then smiled slightly and said——
"This is the tradition of the Jinshan Temple where the teacher lives. Every monk must have an artifact. This thing is called a wig in the Tang Dynasty!"
Sanbu said,
He reached out and took the wig over, and put it on his head directly!
in an instant,
The kind-hearted Tang Sanbu became a vicious gangster!
Looking at San Zan's full face and soaring sword eyebrows, coupled with that flowing wig, even Zhu Bajie was shocked in shock!
At this time,
San Zan looked at the monkey who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and Zhu Bajie who was so frightened that his heart was trembling, he couldn't help smiling proudly:
"As a monk, it is inconvenient to participate in many things, so the monks in my Jinshan Temple, from the old abbot to the little monk, each wear a wig and carry it with them!"
"In this way, if it is inconvenient for monks to come forward, this wig will come in handy!"
finished,
Tang Sanzan looked at Zhu Bajie who hadn't recovered yet again, and said with a smile: "So... Is it handsome to wear a wig for the teacher?"
"Gudu!"
After Zhu Bajie swallowed a mouthful of old phlegm and wiped off his cold sweat, he said with erratic eyes and half-truth: "Handsome!"
"Hahaha……"
Tang Sanzan looked very happy, looked up to the sky and laughed a few times, and then said loudly: "When you put on a wig, no one will know that your teacher is a monk. Go, continue on your way!"
finished,
Sanbu was the first to get on the horse, and didn't care about Zhu Bajie knocking over the luggage!
but,
At this moment, Zhu Bajie looked at Sanbu in cassock, opened his mouth, but seemed to think of something, and finally curled his lips,
Quickly packed up his luggage, and followed up in three steps and two steps!
……
Not long after,
The three masters and apprentices came to the vicinity of Che Chi Country, and saw a group of monks doing coolies from a distance, and even many monks were being served by some Taoists with small leather whips.
Even on the ground, you can still see puddles of fresh or blackened blood. Obviously, there have been many monks before, and perhaps they have already suffered!
Because Tang San's burial came quickly, the monks of Che Chi Kingdom were not at the end of their rope at this time!
but,
Just after they saw a thug wearing cassocks, long hair and riding a tall horse with a monkey and a pig,
Whether it was a monk or a Taoist priest present, everyone was dumbfounded!
After a while,
Five little Taoist priests with unkind faces came to the third funeral with their nostrils upturned, pointed at his nose and asked, "Crooked...are you a monk or a Taoist priest?"
"What?"
San Zan stared, looked down at the few lifeless things in front of him, and said coldly: "Whether the poor monk is a monk or a Taoist priest, what does it matter to you?"
finished,
Sanbu looked at the monks around him again, and asked indifferently, "Also, what's going on here?"
"Fuck, Pindao has never seen such a crazy monk!"
"That's right, in our country of Chechi, there is still such a monk who does not know how to live or die. Brothers, arrest this monk and lock him up for a few days to sharpen his spirit!"
"Yes, this group of deceitful people are used to being arrogant outside, but they even came to our Chechi country to act wildly, and directly arrested them to do coolies!"
Accompanied by those little Taoist priests shouting, just when they were about to attack, Tang Sanzan suddenly jumped off his horse, standing in front of the five little Taoist priests alone,
With an unfriendly expression on his face, he said, "What's the matter? You still want to do something, even if you can't speak the truth?"
"Fuck!"
Seeing this, the leading Taoist priest cursed subconsciously, and then without saying a word, the Taoist priest whose petty temper was ignited directly raised his whip and slammed it towards Sanbuan.
but,
Who are the three burials?
The number one reckless man in the Tang Dynasty!
Seeing the lifeless little Taoist priest, he dared to make a move, grabbed the whip with his backhand, stared at him without speaking, and shook his arm violently,
crackling...
In a crisp cracking sound, the whip in the Taoist priest's hand exploded instantly, and then that huge force slammed into the little Taoist priest like a wild dragon,
boom!
"what……"
After a muffled sound, the little Taoist priest felt as if he had been hit by a speeding train, his hand holding the whip shattered into pieces, screaming and flying upside down.
It hit the ground with a plop, and after spit out half a basin of blood——
Kick your legs,
I passed out from the pain on the spot!
The eyelids of the remaining four little Taoist priests twitched wildly, and wordless anger burst out of their hearts in an instant——
"Come here, a monk here has rebelled!"
"Senior brother Zhao is injured, this monk has two tricks, come quickly, let's kill this bastard monk together!"
"Fuck, you dare to act wildly on the territory of my Che Chi country. If I don't beat you to death today, what face will I have to meet the temple master!"
……
In a burst of cursing,
The Taoist priests who were watching the excitement rushed towards Tang Sanbu like a leech!
At this time,
Tang Sanzan raised his eyelids slightly, glanced at the Taoist priests who were no less than a hundred people, and with a happy expression on his face, he casually threw the nine-ring tin stick to the monkey,
With his hands together, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he said with a smile: "My Buddha is merciful... the palm of the Tathagata who is so merciful and compassionate!"
The moment the words fell,
Sanbuba's abdominal muscles vibrated suddenly, and the thick, long, hard, powerful and hairy arms slapped the rushing Taoist priests like a pile driver!
The next second—
Snapped!
"what……"
clap clap!
"Ah..."
Clap | Clap | Clap!
"Ahhhh..."
Under the zero-distance contact of meat and meat, those Taoist priests whose strength is not at the same level as Sanbu can't even block a slap,
He was directly sent to heaven by Sanbu!
True Feitianmao...
Fly into the sky!
Simultaneously,
The three burials are really one man guarding the gate, and ten thousand men can't open it. In a series of "pop" sounds,
Those Taoist priests either howled and flew into the sky one by one, or lay on the ground with their mouths wide open panting heavily, or clutched their stomachs and trembled all over...
Anyway,
After more than 100 consecutive slaps from Sanbuan, only the subconscious humming and the sound of '嘿嘿咔咪' remained in the world!
of course,
There are also sharp-eyed little Taoist priests, after seeing the unstoppable strength of Sanbuan, they directly smeared Kaisel on the soles of their feet, and ran away without a trace!
It's obviously going to shake people!
finished beating people,
Sanbu also feels comfortable!
But Monkey and Zhu Bajie have long been used to it, and they are just sitting there idly catching lice!
Until then,
Sanbu looked at the monks who were doing coolies around him, and finally waved at an old monk, and waited until the old monk came to him,
Then San Zan asked with a smile: "Amitabha, what's going on? Don't the monks here have no human rights?"
"Hey……"
The old monk let out a long sigh, and said with tears, "Eminent Monk, we really can't blame us for this matter..."
"This place is called Che Chi Country, and it hasn't rained for a long time, so the king Ji Li Gu Lu, Wali Waka, and Mi Mi don't touch it..."
(End of this chapter)
"Skin with hair?"
After hearing this, Sanbu looked at Zhu Bajie curiously. When he saw the wig in Zhu Bajie's hand, he suddenly realized, and then smiled slightly and said——
"This is the tradition of the Jinshan Temple where the teacher lives. Every monk must have an artifact. This thing is called a wig in the Tang Dynasty!"
Sanbu said,
He reached out and took the wig over, and put it on his head directly!
in an instant,
The kind-hearted Tang Sanbu became a vicious gangster!
Looking at San Zan's full face and soaring sword eyebrows, coupled with that flowing wig, even Zhu Bajie was shocked in shock!
At this time,
San Zan looked at the monkey who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and Zhu Bajie who was so frightened that his heart was trembling, he couldn't help smiling proudly:
"As a monk, it is inconvenient to participate in many things, so the monks in my Jinshan Temple, from the old abbot to the little monk, each wear a wig and carry it with them!"
"In this way, if it is inconvenient for monks to come forward, this wig will come in handy!"
finished,
Tang Sanzan looked at Zhu Bajie who hadn't recovered yet again, and said with a smile: "So... Is it handsome to wear a wig for the teacher?"
"Gudu!"
After Zhu Bajie swallowed a mouthful of old phlegm and wiped off his cold sweat, he said with erratic eyes and half-truth: "Handsome!"
"Hahaha……"
Tang Sanzan looked very happy, looked up to the sky and laughed a few times, and then said loudly: "When you put on a wig, no one will know that your teacher is a monk. Go, continue on your way!"
finished,
Sanbu was the first to get on the horse, and didn't care about Zhu Bajie knocking over the luggage!
but,
At this moment, Zhu Bajie looked at Sanbu in cassock, opened his mouth, but seemed to think of something, and finally curled his lips,
Quickly packed up his luggage, and followed up in three steps and two steps!
……
Not long after,
The three masters and apprentices came to the vicinity of Che Chi Country, and saw a group of monks doing coolies from a distance, and even many monks were being served by some Taoists with small leather whips.
Even on the ground, you can still see puddles of fresh or blackened blood. Obviously, there have been many monks before, and perhaps they have already suffered!
Because Tang San's burial came quickly, the monks of Che Chi Kingdom were not at the end of their rope at this time!
but,
Just after they saw a thug wearing cassocks, long hair and riding a tall horse with a monkey and a pig,
Whether it was a monk or a Taoist priest present, everyone was dumbfounded!
After a while,
Five little Taoist priests with unkind faces came to the third funeral with their nostrils upturned, pointed at his nose and asked, "Crooked...are you a monk or a Taoist priest?"
"What?"
San Zan stared, looked down at the few lifeless things in front of him, and said coldly: "Whether the poor monk is a monk or a Taoist priest, what does it matter to you?"
finished,
Sanbu looked at the monks around him again, and asked indifferently, "Also, what's going on here?"
"Fuck, Pindao has never seen such a crazy monk!"
"That's right, in our country of Chechi, there is still such a monk who does not know how to live or die. Brothers, arrest this monk and lock him up for a few days to sharpen his spirit!"
"Yes, this group of deceitful people are used to being arrogant outside, but they even came to our Chechi country to act wildly, and directly arrested them to do coolies!"
Accompanied by those little Taoist priests shouting, just when they were about to attack, Tang Sanzan suddenly jumped off his horse, standing in front of the five little Taoist priests alone,
With an unfriendly expression on his face, he said, "What's the matter? You still want to do something, even if you can't speak the truth?"
"Fuck!"
Seeing this, the leading Taoist priest cursed subconsciously, and then without saying a word, the Taoist priest whose petty temper was ignited directly raised his whip and slammed it towards Sanbuan.
but,
Who are the three burials?
The number one reckless man in the Tang Dynasty!
Seeing the lifeless little Taoist priest, he dared to make a move, grabbed the whip with his backhand, stared at him without speaking, and shook his arm violently,
crackling...
In a crisp cracking sound, the whip in the Taoist priest's hand exploded instantly, and then that huge force slammed into the little Taoist priest like a wild dragon,
boom!
"what……"
After a muffled sound, the little Taoist priest felt as if he had been hit by a speeding train, his hand holding the whip shattered into pieces, screaming and flying upside down.
It hit the ground with a plop, and after spit out half a basin of blood——
Kick your legs,
I passed out from the pain on the spot!
The eyelids of the remaining four little Taoist priests twitched wildly, and wordless anger burst out of their hearts in an instant——
"Come here, a monk here has rebelled!"
"Senior brother Zhao is injured, this monk has two tricks, come quickly, let's kill this bastard monk together!"
"Fuck, you dare to act wildly on the territory of my Che Chi country. If I don't beat you to death today, what face will I have to meet the temple master!"
……
In a burst of cursing,
The Taoist priests who were watching the excitement rushed towards Tang Sanbu like a leech!
At this time,
Tang Sanzan raised his eyelids slightly, glanced at the Taoist priests who were no less than a hundred people, and with a happy expression on his face, he casually threw the nine-ring tin stick to the monkey,
With his hands together, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he said with a smile: "My Buddha is merciful... the palm of the Tathagata who is so merciful and compassionate!"
The moment the words fell,
Sanbuba's abdominal muscles vibrated suddenly, and the thick, long, hard, powerful and hairy arms slapped the rushing Taoist priests like a pile driver!
The next second—
Snapped!
"what……"
clap clap!
"Ah..."
Clap | Clap | Clap!
"Ahhhh..."
Under the zero-distance contact of meat and meat, those Taoist priests whose strength is not at the same level as Sanbu can't even block a slap,
He was directly sent to heaven by Sanbu!
True Feitianmao...
Fly into the sky!
Simultaneously,
The three burials are really one man guarding the gate, and ten thousand men can't open it. In a series of "pop" sounds,
Those Taoist priests either howled and flew into the sky one by one, or lay on the ground with their mouths wide open panting heavily, or clutched their stomachs and trembled all over...
Anyway,
After more than 100 consecutive slaps from Sanbuan, only the subconscious humming and the sound of '嘿嘿咔咪' remained in the world!
of course,
There are also sharp-eyed little Taoist priests, after seeing the unstoppable strength of Sanbuan, they directly smeared Kaisel on the soles of their feet, and ran away without a trace!
It's obviously going to shake people!
finished beating people,
Sanbu also feels comfortable!
But Monkey and Zhu Bajie have long been used to it, and they are just sitting there idly catching lice!
Until then,
Sanbu looked at the monks who were doing coolies around him, and finally waved at an old monk, and waited until the old monk came to him,
Then San Zan asked with a smile: "Amitabha, what's going on? Don't the monks here have no human rights?"
"Hey……"
The old monk let out a long sigh, and said with tears, "Eminent Monk, we really can't blame us for this matter..."
"This place is called Che Chi Country, and it hasn't rained for a long time, so the king Ji Li Gu Lu, Wali Waka, and Mi Mi don't touch it..."
(End of this chapter)
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