Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 959 Six-Eared Macaque: No, it shouldn't be like this...

How to do?
Ben's hands are itchy!

As if seeing what the Jade Emperor was thinking, Nezha, who was pure-hearted, came out and reported—

"Jade Emperor, that monkey grandson has a whole body of copper skin and iron bones, and the King Kong is indestructible. Back then, he was fine with cutting with knives, axes, chisels, lightning strikes and electric strikes, so why not..."

Speaking of which,
Nezha saw one of the monkeys with playful eyes, and then said loudly:

"Maybe let these two monkeys go to Zhanxiantai for a while, the monkeys are indestructible and have no fear of Zhanxian Dao!"

"Whoever lives is naturally the real Wukong; whoever dies is naturally the false Wukong!"

Six ears: →_→

Fuck you, third prince, be yourself...

"Um?!"

After hearing this, the Jade Emperor's eyes lit up, and at the same time, his heart was filled with joy, but at the same time, his expression was calm, and he said calmly like an old dog:
"This emperor thinks this method is quite good, why not do it like this!"

finished,

The Jade Emperor glanced at Li Jing who buried his head in his crotch, waved his hand calmly and said with a still expressionless face:

"Chuan Lei Gong, Dian Mu, get ready for the Nine Heavens Purple Gold God Thunder Tribulation, and let the Giant Spirit God hold up the Immortal Slaying Saber!"

At last,
The Jade Emperor added with sarcasm again: "Let's leave this matter to King Tota to handle it!"

Hey!
Jade Emperor, be yourself!
This time not only the six-eared monkey was dumbfounded, but even Li Jing was dumbfounded!
Yes,

He, Li Jing, was in a high position in the Heavenly Court because of his apotheosis before and because of his lamp burning later, but in fact he was besieged on all sides.

Even now, he is a polished commander!

but,
Jade Emperor, what you are targeting is too obvious, isn't it?

Let yourself be executed?

Even if Li Jing didn't know the origin of the six ears, he still knew that there was a big conspiracy on it. If he really supervised and beheaded,
It is estimated that he will bear all the karma in the end alone!
Even Avalokitesvara dare not easily intervene in cause and effect, Li Jing is considered a der?
think of this,
Li Jing's feet softened, he knelt on the ground with a plop, and said in tears, "Jade Emperor, this must never happen!"

"These two monster monkeys can't even be distinguished by the demon mirror, which is enough to show that the monster monkey pretending to be the Monkey King has extraordinary strength!"

Speaking of which,
Li Jing cried out sadly again: "Jade Emperor, back then a single monstrous monkey disturbed the heavenly world. If two monstrous monkeys made trouble together, my heavenly court would definitely suffer losses!"

??
This Li Jing actually has a brain?
Seeing this scene,
Not only the Jade Emperor,

Even Nezha and Taibai Jinxing looked at Li Jing with surprised eyes!

but,
Now Li Jing's position in the heavens is awkward, although he holds a high position, he is actually not as good as a small pawn of the gatekeeper,
So Li Jing himself knew that what he said here was like farting!
So after he finished speaking, he turned his head and looked at Taibai Jinxing beside him,

He gestured with his eyes——

Help me speak, I will give you benefits afterwards!

but,
Taibai Jinxing is old and cunning, how could he be bought by Li Jing's little favor?

Therefore,
After seeing the signal in Li Jing's eyes, Taibai Jinxing righteously turned his head and looked aside, looking at the pillars and beams coiled by golden dragons—

吆，
This dragon is very delicate!

see,

Li Jing's old face darkened, and while secretly scolding Taibai Jinxing for nothing, he continued to cup his fists and said:
"Jade Emperor, the matter of going west is a matter of Western Buddhism. I suggest that the Heavenly Court should not interfere, and should be resolved by themselves!"

"Well, that makes sense!"

The Jade Emperor stroked his beard expressionlessly and said, condescendingly looking down at the ecstatic Li Jing,
Then he said unhurriedly: "So... the King of Tota wants the Emperor to take back his life? Or is the King of Tota wanting to disobey the Emperor?"

thump!
After hearing this,
Li Jingzhi's two hands on the ground softened, and he lay on the ground directly, in a five-body posture,
Dou Da's cold sweat rolled down from his forehead like a waterfall!

And stammered: "My minister... I dare not!"

"Hmph, you still know that you are the emperor's courtier!"

The Jade Emperor snorted heavily, looked at Li Jing with a nose that was not a nose, and eyes that were not eyes, and said coldly: "Do what you should do!"

"Yes... yes, Jade Emperor!"

Li Jing lay on the ground like an old dog, tremblingly said,
After half a stick of incense,

Only then did he forcefully hold up the breath in his chest, and stood up tremblingly,

but,
At this moment, his waist was bowed to the extreme, as if he was carrying a huge mountain on his back, he slowly retreated,
At the same time, he said in a voice almost desperate: "Jade Emperor, this subordinate will do it now, do it now!"

Looking at the distraught Li Jing, none of the immortals in Lingxiao Palace came forward to say a word of kindness to him,
Especially Nezha,
From the beginning to the end, I never looked at this person who has a 'father-son' relationship with me!
their relationship,
The moment Yin Shiniang died, it was completely over!

at this time,

Liu Er, who saw that he was about to be chopped alive, quit, it was his...

Sun Monkey is indestructible, invulnerable to swords and guns,

Don't be afraid of these things at all!
I can't do it myself,
It can't bear it!
think of this,
Liu Er waved the iron soldier in his hand violently, looked at the Jade Emperor with grinning teeth, and said coldly:

"Okay, old Jade Emperor, if you want to hack my grandson, do it? If it gets out, where will my grandson lose face?"

aside,
The monkey suddenly reacted when he heard it——

Yes indeed,

If it was because of the Jade Emperor's words, he would be tied up, hacked with knives and axes, struck with lightning,

If this matter gets out in the future, where will I save my face?

think of this,
A fierce light flashed in the monkey's eyes, and he looked at the Jade Emperor with the same unkindness, and cursed: "Old Jade Emperor, tell me, why are you at ease?"

but,
Before the Jade Emperor could refute, the impatient monkey stretched out his hand and swiped——

He cursed and said, "That's all, my old grandson will do it by himself!"

finished,

The unintentional monkey and the intentional six ears fought again from the Lingxiao Temple, and they went out with a clang.
In the blink of an eye,

The two monkeys left the heaven!
This also allowed Li Jing, who had stuffed his head into his crotch, to puff up his chest again——

Take a look,

It's not me resisting the decree, it's the monkey who ran away, but it has nothing to do with me if it runs away!

this moment,
Li Jing felt that he was doing it again!
……

at the same time,

The two monkeys clanged to the underworld and went straight to where the Ksitigarbha was!

of course,

Or Sun Wukong dominates,

Relying on his strong body, Monkey King has always been rampant, stabbed and fucked hard, and the six ears really couldn't bear it.
So it has to go to Ksitigarbha to replenish blood!

but,
The two monkeys had just approached the Ksitigarbha dojo when there was a loud bang in their ears,
so loud,
A hell can't fit!

now,

The two monkeys looked at the sea of ​​blood in front of them in shock, at the wave of blood soaring into the sky, and at the Ksitigarbha standing in front of the wave,
Monkey King didn't feel anything yet, but Liu Er was so shocked that he couldn't speak——

Ksitigarbha and Styx,
Why are you fighting now?
the dog said,
what's the situation? ? ?
(End of this chapter)