Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 989 13 characters omitted here...

"Hee hee hee... Sister, be careful, you kicked my sister's sister!"

"Sister's younger sister? You goblin...are you talking about the sixth sister or the seventh sister?"

"Where you are sending out horse fleas, you should do it yourself. Don't pull me and Seventh Sister into the water. Also, you should be gentle when you send out horse fleas, otherwise the hot spring will smell strange!"

"Bah...you get the smell everywhere, oops, I don't know who broke the stone a few days ago!"

"Sister, you hate it!"

……

Looking at the seven graceful figures in the hot spring ahead, Zhu Bajie subconsciously wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth,

Since leaving Gaolaozhuang, Zhu Bajie has almost forgotten the feeling of being squeezed by the three burials!

Now in this deep mountain and old forest, I suddenly met seven...

Its heart, which had been silent for an unknown amount of time and restless, suddenly became alive!
immediately,

A bold idea appeared in Zhu Bajie's mind!

At this time,

Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and saw the clothes hanging on the grass in the distance. After the bad water in his stomach started to bubble,
This idiot actually took away his clothes!

after that,

Zhu Bajie quietly came to the thatched grass near the hot spring, muttering something in his mouth, with a plop,
It directly turned into a big black catfish thirty centimeters long, thick as a baby's arm, and covered in lumps, and slid into the hot spring!
The next second—

"Ah, why is there a big catfish here? Hey, sisters, look, this catfish is so extraordinary!"

"It's really rare to see such a big catfish. It's strange, why is it full of meat bumps? Crooked... you don't know what to do, you catfish, where are you going?"

"Hiss...sisters, this catfish...uh...extraordinarily talented, quickly catch it and raise it... oh..."

"This catfish has become a genius...Why do you drill into a hole when you see it? Watch me pinch you to death...Damn it, it's so silky...It's really talented!"

"Sister, get out of the way, let it come to me!"

……

The seven women couldn't see Zhu Bajie's real body at all, they only thought it was the catfish who had become a spirit, and they had a great time playing with the catfish for a while!
quickly,

Various voices sounded in the hot spring one after another, and the woman's 'screams' were ups and downs, and the hot spring was quickly covered by a thick mist!
(13 words and 580 symbols are omitted here. If you want to know more details, the representative of the class should link...)
After half a day,
Really half a day later!

That is, about seven or eight|ninety hours later, as the fog on the hot spring dissipated, Zhu Bajie, who was exhausted, came out of the hot spring.
The wet clothes were tightly attached to his body, but Zhu Bajie didn't have the slightest idea of ​​drying them!

If you look at its pale face and weary and heavy steps, I am afraid that the battle just now,

Zhu Bajie really exerted all his strength!

After all it is a pig, not a snake,
It's tiring to drill around!
As the wet Zhu Bajie left, on the hot spring behind it, there were a few panting snow whites!

……

"Idiot, do you still know how to come back?"

Zhu Bajie dragged his heavy and limp legs back to the front of the third funeral, but before he had time to say hello, the monkey grabbed his ear,

After Zhu Bajie yelped twice in pain, he hurriedly said to San Zan: "Master, Master, it's not that I'm lazy, it's because I met a monster!"

monster?
Sanbuan, who was drinking porridge with his back to Zhu Bajie, threw the bowl in his hand after hearing these two words, and walked up to Zhu Bajie with a rustle.

With red eyes, he said, "Monster? Where?!"

"Tender..."

Zhu Bajie, who was grabbed by the monkey's ear, said coyly: "Master, my old pig has subdued them!"

Ok?
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Seeing San Zan's staring eyes, Zhu Bajie's heart trembled, his face turned pale, and he hurriedly explained:
"Don't blame me, old pig, master, I fell into their trap when I didn't find them at first, and I managed to get out!"

→_→

Faced with Zhu Bajie's rhetoric, Sanbu did not pursue it, but the monkey saw it was lying at a glance,

In addition, Zhu Bajie's body is sticky, and there is that looming smell of horse fleas? !
The monkey narrowed its eyes and stomped its feet hard——

"Land, get out of here for my grandson!"

puff!
A puff of white smoke appeared, and the little old man came out directly, bowed deeply to the monkey and said, "I have seen the Great Sage!"

"Ok!"

The monkey stared stubbornly at Zhu Bajie, who looked embarrassed and kept winking at the land, and asked, "What kind of monster is there in front? What are the habits of monsters?"

"Reporting to the Great Sage, there is a coiled silk cave ahead, and there are seven female spider spirits in the cave. Not long ago, they occupied the hot spring where the seven fairies bathed, and they would take a dip every morning!"

Because the land lowered his head, he didn't see Zhu Bajie's eyes, but asked curiously: "I don't know why the Great Sage asked this?"

"hey-hey……"

Seeing Tang Sanzan's old face darken, the monkey felt happy, waved his hand and said, "It's okay, you can go down!"

"Yes, Great Sage!"

After the land finished speaking, it went straight into the ground and disappeared!

At this time,
Tang Sanzan's cold eyes fell on Zhu Bajie, who exuded that heavy and oppressive aura as if a storm was coming,

Let Zhu Bajie's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys tremble wildly!
Next second,
Tang Sanzan strode towards Zhu Bajie, and said coldly: "Monkey, make a fire and boil water, I will make you a pot of Tang braised pork!"

"Hello Master!"

After the monkey finished speaking, before Zhu Bajie could open his mouth to explain, Tang Sanzan's iron fist came in front of Zhu Bajie,
bang,
It swollen its pig nose directly!

Subsequently,

While building a fire and boiling water, the monkey watched Tang Sanzhun beating the pig, and listened to Zhu Bajie's pitiful screams.

Because the monkey had been traveling day and night for the past two months, the haze in his heart disappeared!

After half an hour,
Zhu Bajie, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, was soaking in the steaming stone pot, looking at Sanbu and Monkey King with pleading eyes.

Originally, it didn't want to enter the pot, but Sanbu gave three choices——

Go into the pot by yourself!

Two put on the strap!
San carry the rake and go back to Gao Laozhuang!

think twice,

Zhu Bajie, with a bruised nose and swollen face, obediently climbed into the boiling water by himself!
Although the water temperature is high,
But because it has magical powers to protect itself, and it is still a monster, boiling water will not pose a threat to his life in a short time!
at this time,

Tang Sanzan looked at the monkey and asked in surprise, "Wukong, it is said that dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, so why is Bajie not afraid of being scalded?"

"Master, it's a demon. Although it's not copper-skinned and iron-framed, it's fine for a short period of time. Besides, it has mana to protect it. Even if it's boiled for a day, it won't hurt a single hair!"

Hear the words of the monkey,

Zhu Bajie suddenly felt the chrysanthemum tighten, and suddenly understood why San Zan wanted to beat him up.
At the moment, he didn't care about his bruised nose, swollen face, and sweaty face that hurt as soon as he spoke, and shouted in panic:
"Master, please forgive me... I didn't kill those seven monsters, Master, please forgive me..."

(End of this chapter)