How to become a mermaid

Chapter 193 Orthopedics is strictly prohibited!

"I've been constipated for the past few days. I feel that my skin is not as moist as before. What should I do if this situation continues? In a few days, there will be a joint blind date meeting. Will there be a male to compete for me?"

"I haven't slept well these days, and I feel like I'm getting ugly every day. It should be me who has no male pursuit."

"How could you not be pursued by a male? It's obvious that I don't have a male to like it. Look at my skin, which is as rough as the skin of a reef, and my slender body. Who would like a female with rough skin and a thin body?" Orca!"

"Obviously I'm uglier! I have so few white spots on my body, my eyes are still small, and I still have a tone. How can there be any males to pursue me!"

Two female orcas started arguing, waving their side fins and shoving each other, insisting on picking the uglier one.

The leading female killer whale couldn't bear to watch this kind of dispute. She swam over and hit the heads of the two female killer whales with her fins, and shouted:
"Shut up, both of you! Look at the worthless looks of you two! We are female killer whales, are you worried that no male will like it?"

"Keep your head up for me, keep your arrogance, despise those males, let them wag their tails behind us, understand?"

"Yes! Big sister!"

After being beaten up by the eldest sister, the two orcas calmed down at once, and they lowered their heads and admitted their mistake.

Suddenly, a female killer whale raised her head, and she let out a sharp cry, shouting: "It's a strange smell! And this smell is very domineering. There are intruders in our territory!"

This news surprised the group of female orcas, who shook their heads trying to distinguish the faint smell in the water.

"Not only the strange smell, but also our stupid brothers!"

"Damn it, what are these idiots doing, why would they let strangers in, do they want to be beaten up by mother?"

"I don't need my mother to do it, I can do it for you!"

"They're coming! I see it!"

In the surprised eyes of the female killer whales, the silhouettes of the Claus Brothers and Shaman Lyle quickly approached from a distance.

When they saw who was coming, the female killer whales were stunned.

"It's a mermaid! It's a mermaid who came to play with us!"

"Alicia!"

Shamanlear heard a burst of fierce cheers from the killer whale group in the distance.

The male killer whales escorting Shamanleer and Alicia also heard the voice, and shouted at the group of female killer whales unceremoniously:

"Get out of the way, we're going to escort an important guest to see Mom, you ugly bastards get out of the way!"

Suddenly hearing being called ugly, the female killer whales were furious and began to curse.

"Who are you calling ugly! You stupid fish!"

"You guys will definitely fail this blind date meeting, I hope you will never find a female who is willing to mate with you in your life!"

"Bah, no female whale will take a fancy to you idiots!"

Hearing their sisters swearing, the group of male orcas couldn't help but smell bad:
"Ugly! You don't have male whales!"

"Even if hundreds of male whales compete for a female whale from someone else's house, no male whale will even look at you!"

"A group of ugly monsters, a little bit!"

Killer whales live in groups and are one of the most foul-mouthed creatures in the ocean.

Because the group is huge and they often have to deal with other family members, conflicts are inevitable, which makes them trolls.

Killer whales usually rant when they have a disagreement, regardless of whether the other party is their brother or sister, as long as there is a conflict, they will rant directly, and sometimes they can even scold each other for a whole day.

Although the scolding is fierce, it's just a way of exchanging feelings between them, and usually they don't fight.

Although the group of female orcas didn't give in to fish, they still gave way to their brothers and let them continue to walk into the territory with the guests.

"Don't let me see you next time, or I will beat you to death!"

"Mom can't save you! You bunch of stinking idiots!"

Hearing that the female orcas behind him were still cursing, Shamanleir couldn't help laughing.

"Pfft haha, your sisters are quite interesting!"

Hearing his laughter, the male killer whales shook their heads in unison, and retorted loudly: "No! It's not interesting at all!"

"They are a bunch of savage, unreasonable, stupid and arrogant fools!"

"When I think about the future of the family being handed over to these guys, I feel that the future is bleak."

"I can't imagine what kind of torture their future husbands and children will suffer, and I mourn in silence for those unlucky ones."

"When I'm looking for a female, I definitely don't look for them. In this blind date meeting, I must find a killer whale who is as gentle, considerate, kind and generous as Alicia!"

Hearing these male orcas complaining about their sisters, Shamanleir thought it was quite interesting.

Suddenly, he heard the word "blind date conference" again, so he asked, "Are you going on a blind date? Looking for a partner?"

Isn't the killer whale's estrus time during the moon of tides?

Hearing the question from Shaman Lear, Klaus, who was swimming in the front, turned his head and explained to him: "It is indeed to find a partner. Every April and May, we have blind dates with killer whales from two other families. time!"

"Grandmother said that we are civilized killer whales, and we cannot simply be dominated by the wild to find a partner. We need to spend a few months to cultivate our relationship before mating, so that the children born will be healthier!"

"I must perform well this time and strive for the precious mating rights!" Klaus waved his fins, his eyes burning with flames.

"You're so strong, don't you like it yet?" Shamanlael asked suspiciously.

Killer whales in this world can live for 300 to 40 years, and they can reach adulthood when they are [-] or [-] years old. This killer whale has obviously been an adult for a long time. It looks good and is so big. It should not be single so far.

Klaus shook his head and said with regret: "I obviously succeeded last year, but the female is my mother's brother's daughter, so we can't be together!"

"I also succeeded the year before last, but the female was my grandmother's brother's daughter, and my grandmother said we can't be together, woo woo woo..."

"Obviously I like it very much, it is beautiful, gentle, and tolerant, just like a mother's warmth."

Shamanleir has always known that killer whales are very smart, but he didn't expect them to be so smart that they even knew the reason that close relatives cannot mate within three generations. You must know that humans on many islands still retain the tradition of inbreeding marriages!

Klaus was crying, and the other brothers showed sympathetic expressions, and comforted each other: "Brother, be strong, you will definitely find a suitable female!"

"Come on!" Even Shaman Lair couldn't help cheering for it.

After receiving so many blessings, Klaus was very moved. He shook off his tears and said loudly: "I will definitely work hard!"

(End of this chapter)