How to become a mermaid

Chapter 317 "Schedule" is over

What happened to the mermaid sand, Zoro didn't give Shamanlell time to question, and then continued to talk about its potion making method.

"In short, add all the ingredients into the glass and stir well!"

"After stirring everything well, pour the liquid in the first glass into the third glass. At this time, you will see a lot of bubbles in the glass."

"Wait until the bubbles subside, and then pour all the liquid in this cup into the second cup."

"After stirring evenly again, you will see that the liquid in the cup turns dark brown. At this time, pour the liquid into the fourth cup."

"Because the fourth cup contains whale sand, a lot of irritating gas will come out in this step. Please pay attention to ventilation and exhaust, and don't get fainted by fumigation."

"After all the gas dissipates, the liquid in the cup will become clear again, and you can smell the faint fragrance of jasmine when you smell it carefully."

"At this time, we can pour them into the fifth cup."

"After pouring into the fifth cup, there will be a violent reaction in the glass and a lot of black smoke will be generated. At this time, we should not panic. Add two Mifen flowers into it and stir thoroughly, and the black smoke will gradually turn into pink smoke. "

"After about 10 minutes, all the smoke subsides, everything is calm, and there will be about half a cup of viscous liquid in the glass."

"Pour these liquids into glass test tubes, and use the most classic rotary liquid separation method to separate the supernatant liquid, and then we get what we need [Qing Cheng Ju Se] Drinking a sip can spray fragrance, nourish the skin and protect the skin, remove any peculiar smell on the body, and make all the opposite sex feel refreshed A rippling single fish must find a good medicine]!"

After talking about how to make the potion, Zorro smiled confidently, and asked all the fish around him, "Isn't it very simple, have you learned it yet?"

Compared with the previous potion, the making process of this potion is indeed a bit more complicated, but it is not difficult to operate, just remember the steps.

Many fish with good memory have already memorized the formula, and confidently replied loudly: "I have learned~~!"

Not only that, but some clever fishes are already approaching Shamenlier and Caesar, wanting to discuss with them about the purchase of mermaid sand.

Two [Water Ghost Fish] appeared in front of Shamanleir.

This is a special-looking fish.

Their heads are extremely ferocious, with sharp barbs everywhere, looking like a sea urchin that has been magnified several times.The eyes are huge, accounting for almost a quarter of the head, emitting a faint green light, and the mouth is also huge. When you open it, you can still see a circle of sharp teeth inside.

However, unlike the ferocious-looking heads, their bodies have no scales or barbs, and are smooth everywhere. The color is white and fleshy pink, which looks a bit like human skin at first glance.

Because of this feature, many humans describe this fish as the soul of a human who fell into the sea, saying that they like to approach fishing boats at night when the sky is dark, waiting for an opportunity to drag all the humans on board into the water.

The name of the water ghost fish is also derived from this.

Of course, the statement about the ghost who fell into the sea is completely fabricated!
As far as Shamanleir knows, not only does this fish not like to drag humans into the water, but it is also very warm-hearted and likes to rescue those drowning creatures.

Regardless of whether it is human beings or what, as long as they see creatures drowning, they will try to rescue them, but because they are too ugly, they are often misunderstood, and their rescue behavior is regarded as murder.

In short, Shamanleir has a good impression of this kind of fish. He didn't avoid them when he saw them swimming towards him, but tried to communicate with them.

"Both of you..." Shamanel looked at the water ghost fish in front of him with puzzled eyes.

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the water ghost fish.

"Please give us some mermaid sand!" The two water ghost fish said in unison.

look!I knew it was so!I didn't expect that fish would come to me for fish cakes so soon!

Muttering something in his heart, Shamanlell squeezed out an awkward smile on his face, and said with some embarrassment: "This... seems inconvenient!"

It's embarrassing for other fish to use their own fish cakes as potions.

However, as soon as he finished speaking, the two water ghost fish burst into tears.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

"Wow! I don't want to be so ugly all my life!"

The water ghost fish wailed loudly, surrounded Shaman Laier, and wailed in harmony in his ear:
"Little mermaid, please do me a favor, just give me some mermaid sand! We really need it!"

"Yes, yes! Ugly fish have no fish love, and ugly fish have no fish rights!"

"We like saving lives and helping the wounded just like you mermaids, but the treatment is completely different!"

"Yes, yes! Just look at those humans. If the mermaid saves people, those humans will write poems, draw pictures, and sing beautiful songs for the mermaid. But what about us? They say we are water ghosts and we Hurt people everywhere..."

"Why should we be wronged, ugliness is not our ugliness, ugliness is not a good fish!"

"That's right! We are ugly but very gentle!"

"Whoa, whoa..."

"Uhhhhhh..."

Looking at the water ghost fish crying together in front of him, Shamanleir was really convinced, thinking that they were also pitiful.

He reached out and touched the heads of the two water ghost fishes, comfortingly said: "I see, I will help you."

"The mermaid sand I pulled out tonight...you take it away!"

"Recently, I've been eating a lot of fish and less seaweed. Maybe...the smell is a bit strong. You guys...you don't mind, do you?" After hesitating to say this, Samantel blushed.

He never expected that there would be a day when he would give fish cakes to other fish, and he was begged to give them.

If I knew I would eat less fish these days, what if they dislike the smell of my fish cakes?
Unlike Samantel who blushed blushingly, the water ghost fish brothers who got the mermaid sand were very excited and shouted:
"I don't mind! I don't mind at all!"

"It tastes great! The stronger the taste, the better the medicinal effect!"

Seeing that the two water ghost fish successfully obtained the mermaid sand, other fish around them also rushed up.

"Little mermaid, please help me too! Can you leave me the portion for tomorrow morning? I can provide you with the ingredients, tell me what you want to eat, and I will grab it for you now!"

"I want it for lunch tomorrow! I can also provide you with ingredients!"

"Leave it to me tomorrow night, please! Not only will I provide the ingredients, but I can also exchange other things!"

"Then I'll make an appointment for the day after tomorrow! You can do whatever you want, and I can give you everything in me!"

"I can do it any day, little mermaid, don't put too much pressure on me, eat and drink well these few days, just leave me the smelliest one!"

"Ah, yes, yes, yes! You must eat and drink well! Only by maintaining good health can you produce excellent mermaid sand!"

What the hell...I rolled it up for a bite of fish cake?
Seeing the frenzied fish faces around him, Samantel was almost emo.

I am a good mermaid, how can I become a dung-making machine?

……

Zoro's third potion is named [Say goodbye to bad mood and become happy, carefree, worry-free, beautiful, happy, quack, good potion].

The function of this medicine is to make those fish who are depressed feel open their hearts and become happy again.

One sip a day, bid farewell to depression.

No matter how you look at it, Shamanleir feels that this thing is tailor-made for him. As for the reason... Just look at his "schedule" for next month and you will understand!
So many fish are waiting for his mermaid sand, he is under a lot of pressure, okay?

Not only him, but even Caesar's "schedule" is full, and the two of them will no longer have the freedom to "poof" in the next month. Every time they go to the toilet is an important event that affects other fish!

It can only be said that it's a good thing that Alicia didn't come this time, otherwise they would have to add another mermaid manure machine.

In Shamanleir's expression of lovelessness, Zorro stood on the stage and introduced his last potion impassionedly.

"The method of making [Say goodbye to bad mood in a second and become happy, carefree, worry-free, beautiful, happy, quack, good potion] is very simple. You only need a glass, a stirring rod, and a teaspoon of oil squeezed from the flower seeds of heaven. , a miraculous plant, a whole piece of puffer fish skin, and two teaspoons of pepper will be enough!"

"Pour half a cup of water and a teaspoon of Paradise Flower Seed Oil into a glass, and then stir it, and you will see countless fine oil bubbles bubbling in the water."

"At this point we take the glass, carefully wrap seaweed around it to secure it to our bodies, and dance with it like we would a close lovefish!"

"Spin, jump, don't stop!"

"While dancing, it is best accompanied by soothing music, which can speed up the fusion of paradise flower oil and water."

"Da da da…"

As if to reflect what he said, Zorro on the stage jumped up quickly.

Contrary to its cumbersome appearance, Zorro's figure is surprisingly flexible, with brisk dance steps on its feet, spinning and jumping like a small top, "dancing" in the sea water.

This look of letting go of himself is obviously the look of having just drank the mood quack potion before going on stage, and it was also high.

While letting himself go, Zorro did not forget to explain:
"Keep dancing and dancing...until the glass starts to heat up, and the paradise flower seed oil in the glass gradually merges with the water, turning into a viscous bright yellow liquid!"

"Then we poured the miraculous, puffer fish skin, and pepper into the glass and stirred it gently."

"These materials will gradually dissolve in the paradise flower seed oil, and emit a strange fragrance, which smells like a pleasant feeling."

"Wait until all the ingredients are dissolved, and you'll get a highly pure potion puree!"

"It's best not to drink these purees directly, otherwise you will twitch and laugh all over the body. You need to dilute them with water at a ratio of [-]:[-] to get [Say goodbye to bad mood in a second and become happy, carefree, worry-free, happy, happy, happy, happy] medicine】!"

"Pa-da..." Zorro on the stage finished the last circle and stopped steadily.

Just like a dancer at the end of a performance, it spread its fins to thank all the fish around it, and said in a cheerful tone:

"Thank you for listening carefully. The three potions I brought today are now on display! I hope everyone can learn and use them for the right purpose!"

"Next, I will hand over the stage to you. All pharmacists who want to share potions are free to speak on stage!"

Right after Zoro finished speaking, the pharmacists at the scene became restless, wagging their tails desperately.

"Crash, crash!" The sea stirred up thousands of waves, hitting Zoro one after another.

This is a way for marine life to express their gratitude. The stronger the tail wags and the bigger the waves it stirs up, the more sincere it is.

They are using this method to thank Zorro for his selfless dedication.

"Boom..." One wave was higher than the other, and the surging waves stirred in the seaweed ball, almost submerging Zorro.

Zoro stood on the stage, digging hard at the ice with his toes, so as not to let himself be blown away by the waves.

Even so, the feathers on its head were blown away by the waves, and the whole penguin was messed up.

Plank on the side didn't feel any better, his short fur was wavy by the waves, and it looked like he was wearing a striped shirt layer by layer.

Seeing the master and apprentice in distress on the stage, Shamanleer below almost laughed out loud.

This is not to be thanked, but to suffer.

Fortunately, it wasn't him on stage!

Just as Shamanleir was gloating, a voice suddenly sounded behind him.

"It's amazing..."

Unlike Samantel, Caesar envied Zorro's treatment as a master and apprentice.

He also wants to become such a sought-after pharmacist, but it is a pity that he is still just an old rookie, and he can't even remember the recipe, let alone teach other fish.

Seeing Caesar with the shining golden light in his eyes, Shamanel almost guessed what he was thinking.

But at the same time, doubts arose in his heart.

He asked Caesar a little puzzled, "Why do you want to be a pharmacist?"

A young fish like him doesn't have a good memory, let alone an old fish like Caesar who can't even remember the child's name.

That being the case, why did Caesar still challenge this kind of occupation that is not suitable for him? It seems that he did not aspire to this since he was a child, but he should have only recently started to learn how to make potions.

Do you want to prove that you are different from other mermaids, and feel that you are better than other mermaids?
Samantel was a little puzzled.

However, he guessed wrong this time. Caesar didn't learn to make potions because he wanted to prove that he was good, but for another reason.

Glancing at Samantel with flickering eyes, Caesar was hesitating whether to tell him the reason.

Seeing Caesar's reluctance, Samantel shrugged and said indifferently: "If you don't want to say it, you don't have to. Anyway, I don't have to know!"

After speaking, he will walk away.

"Wait a minute!" Caesar called to Shamanlael.

As if he had made up his mind, he said with a serious face:

"I can tell you the reason, but you are not allowed to tell other mermaids! Not even Alicia!"

(End of this chapter)