How to become a mermaid

Chapter 54
In many human legends, mermen sleep in empty shells, which is completely false.

The clam shell is so hard, not soft at all, how can it be comfortable to sleep on.

Moreover, it takes a long time for sea clams to grow up, and it is difficult to find a large clam shell that can accommodate a mermaid. Even if there is such a large sea clam, its shape is flat, and the mermaid cannot stretch out completely when it is retracted.

When the clam shell is completely closed, the sea water and the air cannot circulate. Sleeping in it is just making yourself guilty.

Mermaids still have a certain ability to protect themselves in the sea. They are not hermit crabs, and they don’t need to hide in their shells at all. They sleep in the open air!

Although Mooney looks like a clever man, it seems that he is also deeply poisoned by folklore.

He heard Samantel say that mermaids don't sleep in clams, and asked with a puzzled look: "Is it true that they don't sleep in them? I read that some information books say that mermaids like to sleep in huge sea clams. It will reassure them."

Hearing Moni's words, Samantel rolled his eyes. What kind of folk science book is this guy reading? There is also academic fraud in this world?

"If you want to sleep, you sleep on your own!" Shamanlaer said with a disgusted face.

In fact, clam shells are not completely useless to mermaids.

Although it cannot be used to sleep, mermaids sometimes take pearls out of clam shells and use them to grind their children's teeth.

When Shamanleir was very young, he used pearls to grind his teeth. It is said that this can make the teeth grow sharper and stronger.

It might be useful, anyway, Samantel's teeth are quite strong now, and there is no tooth decay.

Sensing Shamanlai's dislike of the sea clams he brought back, Moni was not angry, but threw the sea clams on the ground casually, took out a pen and notebook from his arms, and recorded with great interest just what Shamanlai had just said. What I said.

After finishing writing in a hurry, Moni raised his head, looked at Shamanleir eagerly, and asked, "What other living habits do you have, can you tell me about them?"

"For example... what environment do you like to sleep in, when do you sleep, how many hours do you sleep a day, how many fish do you eat every day, how many times do you urinate? How much do you urinate at a time..."

Moni's words became more and more outrageous, and Shamanel who listened turned his head and left.

I'm fucking on your head!
Damn pervert!
"I don't seem to see you urinating in the past few days. Are you not feeling well, do you need my help?" Moni saw Shamanleer wandering away, and asked after him reluctantly.

Shamanleir was annoyed by the question, so he swam out of the cabin and wandered elsewhere.

It's not that he hasn't excreted in the past few days, but he took advantage of Moni's absence and went to the bathroom in Moni's room to solve it.

Shamanlael didn't want to be in his own fish tank, this place was too small, he would have a feeling that he was soaking in it.

Usually, he would run quickly after pulling in the sea, and run out of the sea area before the excrement spread.

As long as he runs fast enough, Yubaba won't be able to catch up with him!

No, why should I think about this kind of thing, Samantel shook his head, not to let himself be influenced by Moni.

He swam to the upper cabin, and saw a huge figure walking slowly from a distance.

This kind of walking posture step by step made Shamanleer recognize the identity of this figure at once.

"Planck." Shaman Lear swam over and greeted the seal man below.

"Hooh~hooh~" Plank nodded to Shamanlell, and laughed out of his mouth.

"Is your...hand...well...?" As a doctor, Planck cared about the patient's injury first.

"It's fully recovered, and your medicine is very effective." Shaman Laier held out his hand to show Planck.

Although the white ointment given by Planck is small, it has a miraculous effect. After applying it, it can relieve the pain immediately. The wound began to close up on the second day. On the third day, the wound healed and only a mark remained. Up to now, no trace of injury can be seen at all .

Mooney was injured before, but he is almost healed now, probably due to some medicine given by Plank.

"Where are you going? Are you going to see a doctor?" Shamanlael asked curiously.

"Go...get...materials, there are...water...hands...need...magic...medicine." Plank said slowly.

When he heard that it was a potion, Shamanleir's eyes lit up. He suddenly became interested and asked, "Are you going to make the potion now?"

"...Yes." Plank nodded.

"Can you let me see how you do it?" Samantel asked a little nervously.

He was just asking tentatively. After all, not many people know how to prepare potions, so it should be a very private skill.

Shamanleir did not expect that Planck nodded readily.

"Can!"

"Then I'll wait for you here. I don't want to see Moni down there." Shamanlael said.

"Hooh~hooh~" Hearing this sentence, Planck let out a hearty laugh.

"Mo...ni...very...annoying." Plank said slowly, and walked down slowly.

Seeing him leave, Shamanlael pulled the surrounding seaweed twice, covered his body, and nestled here waiting for Planck to come back.

While Shamanleir was waiting, three tall sailors passed by talking and laughing.

"We're going to the hot spring island soon, are you going to soak in the hot spring?" one of the bearded sailors asked.

"The hot spring you're talking about, do you soak alone, or do you go with a woman on the island?" The two bearded companions had rippling smiles on their faces.

"Of course I'm looking for a woman! I'm going to find five this time! I'll be suffocated to death if I'm floating on the sea all day long!"

In addition to running around for business, the Moni also occasionally anchors at some leisure islands. Otherwise, these people have stayed on the ship for a long time, and sooner or later there will be a situation where even the roommates look good.

"Five is not enough, Torv, can you do it, my uncle must call at least eight!"

"Ah bah, eight bitches carefully suck you dry!"

"You can't do it. I, Balk, want to experience the exotic style this time. As long as it's not human, I want it all!"

The people below said more and more outrageous, Shamanleer couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

It's the nature of male humans to gather together to brag, and it's this kind of colorful bullshit. It's the same whether it's the earth or Auer star.

"Do you think Captain Mooney will go down this time? Didn't a messenger bird pass by here just now and sprinkle a lot of brochures on our ship? I see that there are mermaids on Hot Spring Island, and there are more than one!" That The bearded man named Torf said.

"Are you kidding? How could you use a mermaid to attract guests? Are the people on Hot Spring Island crazy! Besides, if the mermaid is so easy to catch, the captain would have been looking for it for so long?"

"At most, it can only be a hybrid of a human and a fish, a fake mermaid created by humans, just like Planck." The bearded companion retorted.

"makes sense…"

Hearing this, the bearded man nodded deeply.

"Hooh~hooh~"

At this moment, the sailors heard a burst of laughter behind them.

"Are you... saying... me...? Bastard?" Planck's slow voice came from behind.

Hearing this sound, the sailors startled.

"We didn't say anything just now!"

The sailor quickly admitted his cowardice and quickened his pace to leave.

(End of this chapter)