How to become a mermaid

Chapter 76 Boqi is not stupid!
Hearing Moni's familiar and disgusting tone, Shamanleer's whole body trembled.

However, Boqi is obviously a mermaid who has seen big winds and waves. He was not affected at all, and his focus was skewed.

"Why do you say two little mermaids? Does one mean me?"

"But I'm not small, I'm older than you!"

Pochi circled twice in the water, and asked Moni: "Look, you are so small, and I am so big, how can you call me a little mermaid, and it doesn't seem right in terms of age, this one How old are you, Mister Human?"

After listening to Pochi's words, Moni was taken aback, obviously not expecting him to react like this.

But when it comes to the "Little Mermaid", he has always answered every question.

Moreover, people still call him Mr. so politely, and Mooney felt very comfortable in his heart, so he answered honestly: "When the last moon rises, it will be exactly one hundred years old."

"Oh hoho~" Hearing Moni's answer, Pochi laughed exaggeratedly, and said in a high tone: "You are only one hundred years old! And I am two hundred and five years old!"

"I'm more than twice your age, and I'm not a little mermaid at all~" He lay on the fish tank, correcting Mony's mistake with a brisk tone.

Moni has been with the indifferent Shamanleir for a long time, and when he suddenly encounters such an out-of-the-way Poch, he doesn't know how to deal with it for a while.

He opened his mouth, a little at a loss, and finally could only spit out: "Sorry, I will pay attention next time."

"Yeah! Be sure to pay attention to this problem!" Pochi nodded with satisfaction, very pleased that Moni was able to correct the mistake.

Being interrupted by Pochi, Moni couldn't feel sick, instead he asked seriously: "Mr. Mermaid, what kind of food do you like? I see that your child likes sharks, so I will catch them all today." Sharks, do you think that's okay?"

Hearing the shark, Pochi's eyes lit up, and he said cheerfully: "Shark, I like sharks!"

However, he suddenly frowned, and said dissatisfiedly: "But I don't like the name mermaid, I have a name, my name is Pochi~"

"And my son also has a name, you can't call him the little mermaid, you have to call him... Shamanlael!"

"Yes, my son's name is Samantel!" Boqi was excited that he had remembered his son's name, and happily circled in the water twice.

Seeing Boqi's self-disclosure of his family's behavior, Shamanleir was completely dumbfounded.

It's fine if you tell him your name, but you want to drag me into the water too?
Hey, hey, do you have a brain?
When he suddenly heard that Boqi had revealed both of their names, Moni also had a look of disbelief, feeling that happiness came too suddenly.

His face was flushed, and he said helplessly, "Okay...Okay, Mr. Pochi!"

"I'm putting the shark in now, and I invite you to eat!" After saying that, Mooney walked briskly to the entrance of the fish tank, and put the shark he just caught from the sea into it.

Boqi swam over to pick up the sharks, picked the biggest one from it, and said softly to Shaman Lair, "Son, are you hungry, I'll eat first!"

Concern was revealed in his light purple eyes, and he looked at Shaman Lair lovingly and gently, with a sincere expression that Shaman Lair was too embarrassed to refuse.

For his self-reported behavior just now, Samantel wanted to be angry, but seeing that Pochi cared so much about him, he swallowed back the words of reproach.

Forget it, don't argue with fools.

Shamanlear sighed, grabbed the shark and swam elsewhere.

"Son, what are you doing running so fast, wait for me! Don't swim too fast while eating, it's easy to choke on the fish. I've heard that some mermaids choked to death while eating fish!"

"That's really tragic, how can fish be choked to death by food, son, don't be choked to death, Alicia will be angry with me!" Boqi followed Shaman Lair and swam to the depths of the cabin together. .

Staying where he was, Moni looked at the backs of the two mermaids, one big and one small, swimming away gracefully, both eyes glowing red.

"He told me his name!"

……

Under Pochi's "caring" gaze, Shamanel finished eating two fish, and swam to the bottom of the cabin to see his anemones and jellyfish.

"Son, what are you doing?" Pochi swam over to look at him curiously while biting the shark in his hand.

Different from the exquisite Shaman Lair, his mouth was full of oil, blood and grease were all over his face, very mermaid style.

"I'm trying to escape by myself, unlike you, who almost got along with that pervert!" Shamanlell said angrily.

"But I didn't get along with him." Hearing Shamanlaer's words, Boqi had an aggrieved expression on his face. He wiped the shark blood from his mouth and said seriously: "I'm obviously trying to relax him." alert!"

"Based on my rich experience in dealing with human beings, the more you show resistance and the more aggressive your behavior, the more their perverted desires will be aroused, and the more they will pay attention to you."

"Human beings are actually very easy to fool. If you follow their will, they will think that they control you."

"Didn't I tell you, I've escaped from humans five times! My favorite thing is to run away when humans think I'm not running anymore. At that time, they will have a particularly wonderful expression on their faces, and even It will suddenly change color, which is very fun~”

Pochi's tone was brisk, and he even elongated his voice when he said "fun".

Samantel saw some kind of mockery in his eyes.

But it didn't last long, and soon Pochi regained his silly expression.

After dealing with the food in his hand, he asked Shaman Lair, "How are you going to escape?"

Samantel told him of his plan to poison Moni.

Hearing Shamanleir's thoughts, Pochi's first reaction was not to discuss whether it was feasible, but a look of nostalgia appeared on his face, and he said, "Raising sea anemones...it's really interesting!"

"Let me tell you a secret, I also raised things when I was a child, but the one I raised was a sea snake!"

"Sea snakes are so cute. When they encounter danger, they will burrow into the sand with only one head exposed. I especially like to tease them and watch them burrow around."

"Besides, the sea snakes have beautiful patterns on their bodies, almost all of which are different, and they look great when swimming."

"I once raised a large group of sea snakes, at least tens of thousands." Boqi said proudly with nostalgia.

Hearing his words, Samantel was startled. You thought that your mentally retarded father had such a raw experience.

However, judging by his tone, it seems that he doesn't care anymore?
"Then why don't you continue now?" Shamanlael asked.

"Because they're all dead!" Pochi's tone suddenly became serious.

"After a tidal moon, my sea snake base did not know what happened, it was destroyed in a mess."

"I turned over the sand, and there were dead sea snakes all over the bottom, and there were dead bodies floating everywhere in the water, attracting a large group of fish to come over and eat the sea snakes I worked so hard to raise little by little in front of me!"

Pochi's expression became painful, and he stretched out his hands to hug his head.

Just hearing this description, Samantel felt like his heart was bleeding.

He's also raised sea anemones and knows how difficult it is to grow one.

If all the sea anemones he cultivated so hard were killed, Shamanlell would feel like he was about to suffocate just thinking about it, and his blood pressure would go up.

"Then why don't you take care of them?" Shamanlael asked again.

"How to take care of it? This is the sea! It changes rapidly, and accidents may happen at any time." Pochi retorted loudly.

"When the tidal moon comes, even I have to run to a safe place to hide. How can I take care of the sea snakes? I can't take them away, I can only pray that there will be no accidents with them!"

"And after that, I raised sea snakes again, but was discovered by a big octopus who didn't know where it came from. It stirred up all the sea snakes I raised with its tentacles and ate them as food. If I hadn't run away It will be eaten soon!"

"It's all my blood, my sea snake..."

Boqi lowered his head, his eyes were slightly red, and he said with a choked tone, "I haven't raised anything since then."

"I can't protect them."

"The sea is not land, it has a temper, and a great temper."

"I can't tame it, and never will."

　Some people are asking me, farming, farming, is the author trying to sell dog meat, why hasn't farming for so long.

　　The problem is that farming requires a stable environment, or "field", and I'm doing farming for the protagonist right now.

　　The place where the protagonist and his mother lived before can’t be called Tian, ​​because it was just a temporary residence. Although mermaids are at the top of the food chain at the bottom of the sea, they are far from the top. They will abandon this place and run away when they encounter any dangerous situation. All the things the protagonist made on it were ruined.

　　So we need a "Tian" who has a lot of space and can run with the protagonist, so you can understand what I mean?This is all implied.

　　
　　
　
(End of this chapter)