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Chapter 201 It was good when I came, but I won't go
Chapter 201 It was good when I came, I can't go back (please ask for a monthly ticket! Please subscribe)
Xu Luo played with the teacup in his hand, pondered for a moment, and then said, "Brother Lu, to be honest, my younger brother came from a small country in the Western Regions and doesn't know anything about this big country in the Central Plains. If you ask me, I don't know where to start. I want to ask you about it. I think Brother Lu has a lot of knowledge in the business outside, why don’t you explain it to the younger brother when it comes to national affairs and anecdotes in the rivers and lakes?”
Let him ask, his eyes are smeared, so it is better to ask Lu Wugui to tell him, after all, people have a desire to share, Lu Wugui has traveled far and wide, and he must know a lot, and he will certainly not miss the opportunity to show off.
"Okay, since that's the case, I'll start with Brother Xu from the Ming Dynasty court." Lu Wugui suddenly became energetic, cupped his hands outside the door, and talked eloquently: "When today is the emperor of Puzhao..."
Hearing the word "Puzhao", Xu Luo felt a little stunned. Looking at the old Zhu family, how could there be a descendant named Zhu Puzhao?This great Ming may not be his great Ming!
But thinking about it carefully, there are divine objects such as Tianzhu Golden Plate, and it is reasonable to be a parallel space, so he did not rush to interrupt, but listened quietly.
But listening to it, his whole body went numb.
The emperor of the Ming Dynasty was called Zhu Puzhao. There were two eunuchs, Cao Zhengchun, the supervisor of the East Factory, and Liu Xi, the supervisor of the West Factory. However, Hou Zhu, the Iron God of Hulong Villa, ignored and pressed him, causing the East and West Factory to have some problems. convergence.
This is not over yet, there are also the famous Yihua Palace, Qingcheng School, Wuyue Sword School, Heimuya, No.[-] Village in the world and other forces on the Jianghu...
Hearing this, Xu Luo still doesn't know that this is a world where many movies and TV dramas are integrated. Yihua Palace is from "Little Fish and Flowers", Wuyue Sword Sect is from "Swordsman", and Hulong Villa is from "Swordsman". "No. [-] in the world" is the world of martial arts.
He suddenly knew that he was careless. The effect of the guns and grenades he brought in this martial arts world would be greatly reduced. After all, masters have true qi and inner strength.
However, he didn't feel scared or regretful, instead he was very excited, because at least there was a chance to learn the unparalleled magic. What man didn't have a martial arts dream?
The most important thing is that in this martial arts world, as long as the kung fu is high enough, you can do whatever you want, in the real sense, do whatever you want without any restrictions.
And what Xu Luo pursues is to do whatever he wants!
"By the way, Brother Lu, is Yang Yuxuan and Yang Shangshu of the Ministry of War still alive?" Xu Luo suddenly interrupted Lu Wugui. The first plot in the world started with Yang Yuxuan being killed by Dongchang. He asked this to make sure that the plot started now. This is important to him.
And if the world's military minister is still Yang Yuxuan, it means that the plot has not changed.
Lu Wugui stared: "Could it be that you know Yang Shangshu, Brother Xu, of course Yang Shangshu is still alive."
"That's good, then it's good for me." Xu Luo was excited, Yang Yuxuan was not dead yet, indicating that the plot of No. [-] in the world had not yet started, and the ancient three links were not dead.
Gu Santong, nicknamed the Undefeated Naughty Boy, was the number one master in the world in the past. He lost half a move in the duel with the god monkey Zhu Wushi, and was then imprisoned on the ninth floor of the prison for 20 years. According to the plot, he is now dying. Now, he needs to find someone to pass on his martial arts.
In the original play, a gangster named Cheng Zhengfei accidentally fell into the ninth floor of the Sky Prison and became his successor, so now Xu Luo has a chance as long as he can successfully enter the ninth floor of the Sky Prison and see the ancient three links. Learned the King Kong Indestructible Magic and the Dafa of Absorbing Gong.
Because he is the same as Cheng Zheng and Wu, he can only do some punching and kung fu, and he does not have the internal strength of any sect, which fully meets the requirements of the ancient three links.
And as long as he learns the King Kong Undestructed Magic and the Great Law of Absorbing Gong, he will be a big step closer to doing whatever he wants!
But now there is a question, how can he enter the ninth floor of the sky prison with his fists and skills?
Cheng Zheng was sold to the palace as an eunuch and was locked in the heavenly prison waiting to be purified. He accidentally discovered that the tunnel fell to the ninth floor. Xu Luo can't also try his luck. .
It doesn't matter to him himself, the key is that many beauties in this world will lose their happiness from now on, so people can't be too selfish and have to think about her.
Seeing Xu Luo's changing expression, Lu Wugui had some doubts in his heart, but he didn't ask, he took a sip of tea to moisten his throat and continued to tell the story of the rivers and lakes: "Let's not talk about it, let's just say that in our Baoding Prefecture, there is a famous person in the rivers and lakes. No weaker than the four masters of Long Xiao, Yunlong and Long Xiao, the hero of the unparalleled benevolence and righteousness..."
"Wait! You said Long Xiaoyun?" Xu Luo interrupted Lu Wugui again. Long Xiaoyun is from "Affectionate Swordsman Ruthless Sword". If it is really Long Xiaoyun, Xu Luo feels that his chance is coming.
"Brother Xu has also heard of the Fourth Master Long?" Lu Wugui looked at him in surprise, and then his brows lit up: "If you talk about the Fourth Master Long, you have to mention another big man, Xiao Li Tanhua Li Xunhuan!"
Xiao Li Tanhua?I only watch Wenxuan Tanhua!
"Long Siye's present everything was given to him by his sworn brother Li Tanhua. Even Mrs. Long was Li Tanhua's fiancee." When Lu Wugui said this, he suddenly felt that it was okay for his wife to accompany Xu Luo to bed. Li Xun Huan sent his wife directly.
Comparing the two, at least Xu Luo only has the right to use his wife, and the ownership is still his own.
He gave away his wife and his family property. If he was looking for a brother, he had to look for Li Xunhuan. Xu Luo decided to meet him another day and pull him to bow, so that he could ask him for his next fiancée. He remembered Li Xunhuan's next one. Fiancee Sun Xiaohong is also very beautiful.
But now is not the time to think about this, Xu Luo asked, "Is this Li Tanhua in Baoding Mansion?"
"No, it is said that someone has met him outside the customs." Lu Wugui shook his head, and the tea was so melancholy that he drank wine, "This Li Tanhua heard that he was fascinated by countless beauties, and I don't know what it is. The style is really fascinating.”
A man, you are fascinated by your der?
Want pine chrysanthemum to prolong life?
But hearing that Li Xunhuan hadn't come back, Xu Luo's heart was fiery.
In the novel "The Passionate Swordsman Ru Qing Sword", Wang Lianhua, the thousand-faced son, gave Lin Shiyin the "Precious Mirror of Lianhua", which recorded what he had learned in his life, and asked Lin Shiyin to hand it over to Li Xunhuan, but Lin Shiyin did not want Li Xunhuan to fight and kill. , so it was not given to him.
Later, Li Xunhuan gave her to Long Xiaoyun, and then ran away from home. She had no chance to inform Li Xunhuan about it, so she could only keep it temporarily.
Later, Lin Shiyin and Long Xiaoyun's son, Long Xiaoyun, were accidentally disabled from martial arts by Li Xunhuan who came back from outside the customs. Lin Shiyin felt sorry for his son, so he gave Lianhua Baojian to Long Xiaoyun, and now this episode has not happened, so Lianhua Baojian is still on Lin Shiyin!
The "Lianhua Baojian" records Wang Lianhua's superb physiognomy, poisoning, disguise, Miao border intoxication, Persian mind-taking, medical skills, etc...
Therefore, as long as Xu Luo finds a way to get the Lianhua Baojian from Lin Shiyin, and then learns the disguise technique inside, he can sneak into the Heavenly Prison to find the ancient three links.
As for cheating women, he has always been very good at it, but he has to do it when Long Xiaoyun is not at home. After all, Lin Shiyin is easy to cheat, but Long Xiaoyun is not easy to cheat.
Now that you have a goal and a path, you just need to follow this direction.
"Second masters, the food and drinks are here." With a sweet and charming voice, Qin Zhenzhen twisted her waist, smiled lewdly and walked in with a tray, and then placed three plates of side dishes and a pot of spirits on the table. .
Xu Luo grabbed her waist and pulled her into his arms with a laugh: "You have all the flavors and fragrances, come here, wait by the side, and pour wine for me and Brother Lu."
What is the husband's current crime? (backward)
"Yes, lord~" Qin Zhenzhen arched in his arms with a whimper, then poured a glass of wine and handed it to Lu Wugui: "Xiang Gong, the slave family honors you for Luo Lang."
Lu Wugui feels that life is so fucking amazing.
At the third watch, Lu Wugui was too drunk to be drunk, and it was time to leave tonight.
"Sister-in-law, you can take Brother Lu back to the room and ask the servant to take me to the guest room." Seeing Lu Wugui who was drunk and unconscious, Xu Luo said to Qin Zhenzhen.
"No!" Lu Wugui screamed, pushed Qin Zhenzhen who was supporting him to Xu Luo, and said drunkenly: "Miss...you, you go to take care of Brother Xu, he is also drunk, the guests eat first. The way my Lu family treats guests must not be rude."
Where can such a good brother be found?
"No, no, Brother Lu, I'm not drunk, so you need to take care of me." Seeing that Brother Lu was so enthusiastic about giving up his wife and daughter, Xu Luo couldn't resist.
"They all talk about being drunk, and those who are drunk say they're not drunk." Lu Wugui smiled and burped: "Miss, take care of my brother Xu."
After saying that, he staggered and walked out.
"Hey, how much does Brother Lu love me?" Xu Luo was so moved that he could only pour all his gratitude to Lu Wugui on his sister-in-law.
In ancient times, if you want to thank a woman, it would be too tacky to give something like silver, so you have to give something like gold!
………………
Before dawn, Xu Luo woke up, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Qin Zhenzhen looking at the black silk in her hand that he could no longer wear last night with a distressed expression.
"It's a pity that such a beautiful and comfortable thing was torn apart by you." Qin Zhenzhen turned around and said resentfully when she noticed that Xu Luo was awake.
Xu Luo didn't care, and said casually: "This thing is called silk stockings, and it comes from a small country in the Western Regions. I still have it. If it is rotten, I will continue to wear new ones tonight."
With linga and golden disc cores in hand, you can just go back to Hong Kong Island to buy them after tearing them apart. What are you afraid of?
"Luo Lang, I'll go first, otherwise it won't be good for the servants to see." Qin Zhenzhen got out of bed and started getting dressed, and gave him a wink before leaving.
"It's a good roast chicken." Watching the door close, Xu Luo took out linga and the golden disc core from his bag, intending to wear it back before dawn. He remembered that only the core and linga were useless in the movie. The movement of the golden disc is so big, so I am not afraid that someone will find it.
He slowly inserted linga into the core of the golden disc.
And then... nothing happened.
"How could this happen!" Xu Luo panicked, he was fine when he came, and he couldn't go back!Obviously, the protagonist He Ying in the movie can wear it back and forth, and he can also bring people to wear it. Why does it not work when he comes to him?
Next, Xu Luo tried inserting in various positions, but the core of the golden plate didn't respond. He finally gave up, and he really couldn't put it back on.
The first thing that came to his mind was...the rest of the stockings had to be recycled and couldn't be torn again.
Looking at the golden disc core and linga, which were already scraps in his hands, Xu Luo looked melancholy. These two things were like chicken ribs. He didn't know what to use, but he couldn't bear to throw them away.
"Try it another day to see if it can be used for stewing soup and soaking wine to strengthen yang. Isn't this divine whip stronger than a tiger whip?"
Have the courage to try and develop new uses for the artifact.
Lord Shiva: Grass!unlucky!I knew it was rotted in the coffin.
"Wait, according to the records of the online novel, blood dripping from an artifact has a miraculous effect!" Xu Luo suddenly thought of this, and immediately dripped a drop of blood on the core of the golden plate.
However, nothing happened.
Anyway, the wound was cut, and he dripped it on the linga with the attitude of a dead horse as a living horse doctor. The moment the blood touched the surface of the linga, it disappeared.
"Sure enough, it's God's Jill anyway, how could it only be used to insert a gold plate." Xu Luo's eyes suddenly brightened like stars, because he felt that there was a large storage space inside Linga.
He touched the backpack with his hand, and when he thought about it, the backpack disappeared, and when he thought about it, the backpack reappeared on the ground.
Although he can no longer wear it, he can develop the storage function of linga, which has also made him feel a lot more balanced. After all, it will be more convenient to walk around in the future.
No matter how dashing the hero is, if you let him run around with a big bag and a small bag, that's not charismatic at all.
"Dong dong dong."
The door was knocked, and then an ethereal voice sounded: "Xu Gongzi, are you awake? Madam asked the servant to bring you a change of clothes."
Qin Zhenzhen was also very caring, she felt that Xu Luo wearing clothes from the Western Regions was not conducive to walking in Daming.
"No need, I brought it myself." Xu Luo realized that it was already dawn, and he wanted to travel, of course, he had ordered several sets of ancient clothes and wigs in advance.
In short, he is ready for everything, except that he can't wear it back if he is not ready.
Movie plots kill people!
"Then slaves come in and wait for you to wash."
"Excuse me, wait a moment." Xu Luo picked out a flamboyant white embroidered robe and put it on, then put on a shawl wig, and the whole person looked completely new and became a handsome young man, and then shouted: "Come in."
As his voice fell, a young maid in a green short shirt came in with her clothes in hand, followed by a maid with a water basin and a handkerchief behind her.
The two waited on Xu Luo to wash his face and clean his teeth, and helped him tie his hair, which made Xu Luo have to sigh that this evil feudal society is really... inextricable.
After washing up, he was taken by the maid to the dining room for breakfast. The benevolent eldest brother and coquettish sister-in-law were already waiting inside, and both of them widened their eyes when they saw the new Xu Luo.
Lu Wugui pointed at him: "Brother Xu, you..."
"Fake, it's better to walk around the rivers and lakes. It's more convenient in Daming." Xu Luo pointed to his hair with a smile, walked to the table and sat down.
"Oh, it's extremely, it's extremely." Lu Wugui suddenly realized that he nodded again and again, and then praised him without hesitation: "I have never seen Li Tanhua's demeanor, but I have never seen Brother Xu's demeanor. Such a handsome man."
No wonder his wife was only having an affair with the three adulterers before, but last night she wanted to fly high with Xu Luoyuan, and when she grew up to look like this, he was tempted!
But Xu Luoke didn't have the idea of a couple taking all.
"Big brother has won an award. I think that you are also very generous and talented. No wonder you can hold such a beautiful woman as your sister-in-law." As the saying goes, it is not indecent, Xu Luo pointed at Lu Wugui for a while.
The two looked at each other and laughed.
Qin Zhenzhen also smiled.
A family of three enjoying themselves.
"Okay, eat quickly, if you don't eat it, it will get cold." Qin Zhenzhen looked at Xu Luo with an affectionate expression on her face, and said to Lu Wugui, "Xiang Gong, aren't you going to go out after eating, hurry up."
"Oh, yes, yes, there is a problem with the batch of grain in my store, and if I sell it, it will eat bad people. I have to deal with it." Lu Wugui then remembered that there was still business.
Xu Luo boasted: "Big brother is really kind-hearted. Unlike those profiteers, they also sell broken goods."
I didn't expect this green turtle to have a conscience.
Is it inappropriate for him to be green?
"Brother Xu misunderstood. What I meant was that we should quickly dispose of this batch of grain at a low price. Otherwise, when the news of eating bad people spreads, this batch of grain will not be easy to sell." Lu Wugui explained with a smile.
Xu Luo: "..."
Grass, the ancient merchants were black, no wonder he could support so many maids and family members as a small merchant.
As the saying goes, if the money is gone, you can make more money, but if the conscience is gone...then you will earn more.
After breakfast, Xu Luo asked Qin Zhenzhen how much money she wanted to go out under the pretext of going out, and asked passers-by about the location of Xingyun Villa.
It's common sense to squat before doing bad things.
He squatted in the tavern opposite Xingyun Villa for a whole day, just listening without asking, and at noon he finally got something. When two servants from Xingyun Villa passed by the tavern, they mentioned Long Xiaoyun No. 15 and wanted to go out to visit friends.
It's the tenth now, and there are only five days before No. 15. Then it will be his chance to avoid Long Xiaoyun and contact Lin Shiyin, so he must seize it!
It was not until evening that Xu Luo returned to Lu Wugui's house.
"Xu Gongzi, it's just in time for you to come back. Madam is waiting for you to have dinner together." Seeing Xu Luo coming back, the maid hurriedly greeted him to the dining room. After the dining room, Xu Luo didn't see Lu Wugui and asked Qin Zhenzhen: " Sister-in-law, isn't eldest brother at home?"
He sat down as he spoke.
"Xiang Gong went out to talk business, and he will come back in two days." Qin Zhenzhen waved her hand for the maid to go down, and then sat directly in Xu Luo's arms to feed him wine: "These few days, only you and I are at home."
She said charmingly and blinked her eyes.
After drinking and eating, Qin Zhenzhen couldn't wait to pull Xu Luo back to the room, wanting to exercise to digest food.
The two people on the bed just finished their work, and the door was pushed open with a squeak, and a strong man came in: "I want to die, Zhenzhen, I have divorced the yellow-faced woman at home, waiting for you. If I dump that trash Lu Wugui, I'll marry you right away..."
His voice stopped abruptly, because the curtain was lifted, and a young man with a naked upper body and only a pair of trousers walked down from his chaste bed.
"You...Who are you..." The middle-aged man pointed at Xu Luo and asked in alarm and anger.
"I'm Lu Wugui's brother!" Xu Luo replied arrogantly, wiped the sweat with Qin Zhenzhen's belly pocket, and threw it aside, while lifting his pants, he said sharply, "While my eldest brother Lu is not at home, you son of a bitch will Want to hook up with my sister-in-law? Will I give you a chance to be sorry for my elder brother? You bastard!"
The middle-aged man looked confused, you just got off your sister-in-law's bed, and you have the face to accuse me?
"No, this dear man, don't be impulsive, I am like you, I am also an adulterer!"
Seeing Xu Luo approaching imposingly, the middle-aged man backed away a little, while explaining.
"boom!"
Xu Luo smashed it to the ground with one punch, then stepped on his head and cursed: "You are also worthy of being compared with me? Although I have sex with my sister-in-law, I never thought of destroying her family! But you actually I want to marry her! I hate you the most who breaks up other people's marriages! Today I will kill the people!"
He promised Brother Lu to help him avenge him. Xu Luo always kept his word, and naturally he would not let this person go.
Listening to Xu Luo's righteous words and scolding, the middle-aged man's head is buzzing. I want to stay with her, but you just want to go up but don't want to be responsible. In the end, it's my fault?Are you more noble than me?
Xu Luo blocked his mouth, broke his limbs, then threw him out of the Lu residence, and shouted loudly: "My eldest brother is not at home, whoever wants to do something sorry for him, just ask me first. fist!"
After speaking loudly, he closed the door with a bang, and then returned to Qin Zhenzhen's bedroom.
"Sister-in-law, come, let's continue."
"Master, you were so mighty just now, that Wang Er doesn't even have the strength to fight under your command."
"Snapped!"
"I tell you, if you dare to apologize to my brother Lu, then I won't be polite to you, lie down!"
As an artifact, linga has a storage function. It is also very reasonable, mainly because Luo Ge has too many things, and it is inconvenient to carry a bag every day, so arrange it...
(End of this chapter)
Xu Luo played with the teacup in his hand, pondered for a moment, and then said, "Brother Lu, to be honest, my younger brother came from a small country in the Western Regions and doesn't know anything about this big country in the Central Plains. If you ask me, I don't know where to start. I want to ask you about it. I think Brother Lu has a lot of knowledge in the business outside, why don’t you explain it to the younger brother when it comes to national affairs and anecdotes in the rivers and lakes?”
Let him ask, his eyes are smeared, so it is better to ask Lu Wugui to tell him, after all, people have a desire to share, Lu Wugui has traveled far and wide, and he must know a lot, and he will certainly not miss the opportunity to show off.
"Okay, since that's the case, I'll start with Brother Xu from the Ming Dynasty court." Lu Wugui suddenly became energetic, cupped his hands outside the door, and talked eloquently: "When today is the emperor of Puzhao..."
Hearing the word "Puzhao", Xu Luo felt a little stunned. Looking at the old Zhu family, how could there be a descendant named Zhu Puzhao?This great Ming may not be his great Ming!
But thinking about it carefully, there are divine objects such as Tianzhu Golden Plate, and it is reasonable to be a parallel space, so he did not rush to interrupt, but listened quietly.
But listening to it, his whole body went numb.
The emperor of the Ming Dynasty was called Zhu Puzhao. There were two eunuchs, Cao Zhengchun, the supervisor of the East Factory, and Liu Xi, the supervisor of the West Factory. However, Hou Zhu, the Iron God of Hulong Villa, ignored and pressed him, causing the East and West Factory to have some problems. convergence.
This is not over yet, there are also the famous Yihua Palace, Qingcheng School, Wuyue Sword School, Heimuya, No.[-] Village in the world and other forces on the Jianghu...
Hearing this, Xu Luo still doesn't know that this is a world where many movies and TV dramas are integrated. Yihua Palace is from "Little Fish and Flowers", Wuyue Sword Sect is from "Swordsman", and Hulong Villa is from "Swordsman". "No. [-] in the world" is the world of martial arts.
He suddenly knew that he was careless. The effect of the guns and grenades he brought in this martial arts world would be greatly reduced. After all, masters have true qi and inner strength.
However, he didn't feel scared or regretful, instead he was very excited, because at least there was a chance to learn the unparalleled magic. What man didn't have a martial arts dream?
The most important thing is that in this martial arts world, as long as the kung fu is high enough, you can do whatever you want, in the real sense, do whatever you want without any restrictions.
And what Xu Luo pursues is to do whatever he wants!
"By the way, Brother Lu, is Yang Yuxuan and Yang Shangshu of the Ministry of War still alive?" Xu Luo suddenly interrupted Lu Wugui. The first plot in the world started with Yang Yuxuan being killed by Dongchang. He asked this to make sure that the plot started now. This is important to him.
And if the world's military minister is still Yang Yuxuan, it means that the plot has not changed.
Lu Wugui stared: "Could it be that you know Yang Shangshu, Brother Xu, of course Yang Shangshu is still alive."
"That's good, then it's good for me." Xu Luo was excited, Yang Yuxuan was not dead yet, indicating that the plot of No. [-] in the world had not yet started, and the ancient three links were not dead.
Gu Santong, nicknamed the Undefeated Naughty Boy, was the number one master in the world in the past. He lost half a move in the duel with the god monkey Zhu Wushi, and was then imprisoned on the ninth floor of the prison for 20 years. According to the plot, he is now dying. Now, he needs to find someone to pass on his martial arts.
In the original play, a gangster named Cheng Zhengfei accidentally fell into the ninth floor of the Sky Prison and became his successor, so now Xu Luo has a chance as long as he can successfully enter the ninth floor of the Sky Prison and see the ancient three links. Learned the King Kong Indestructible Magic and the Dafa of Absorbing Gong.
Because he is the same as Cheng Zheng and Wu, he can only do some punching and kung fu, and he does not have the internal strength of any sect, which fully meets the requirements of the ancient three links.
And as long as he learns the King Kong Undestructed Magic and the Great Law of Absorbing Gong, he will be a big step closer to doing whatever he wants!
But now there is a question, how can he enter the ninth floor of the sky prison with his fists and skills?
Cheng Zheng was sold to the palace as an eunuch and was locked in the heavenly prison waiting to be purified. He accidentally discovered that the tunnel fell to the ninth floor. Xu Luo can't also try his luck. .
It doesn't matter to him himself, the key is that many beauties in this world will lose their happiness from now on, so people can't be too selfish and have to think about her.
Seeing Xu Luo's changing expression, Lu Wugui had some doubts in his heart, but he didn't ask, he took a sip of tea to moisten his throat and continued to tell the story of the rivers and lakes: "Let's not talk about it, let's just say that in our Baoding Prefecture, there is a famous person in the rivers and lakes. No weaker than the four masters of Long Xiao, Yunlong and Long Xiao, the hero of the unparalleled benevolence and righteousness..."
"Wait! You said Long Xiaoyun?" Xu Luo interrupted Lu Wugui again. Long Xiaoyun is from "Affectionate Swordsman Ruthless Sword". If it is really Long Xiaoyun, Xu Luo feels that his chance is coming.
"Brother Xu has also heard of the Fourth Master Long?" Lu Wugui looked at him in surprise, and then his brows lit up: "If you talk about the Fourth Master Long, you have to mention another big man, Xiao Li Tanhua Li Xunhuan!"
Xiao Li Tanhua?I only watch Wenxuan Tanhua!
"Long Siye's present everything was given to him by his sworn brother Li Tanhua. Even Mrs. Long was Li Tanhua's fiancee." When Lu Wugui said this, he suddenly felt that it was okay for his wife to accompany Xu Luo to bed. Li Xun Huan sent his wife directly.
Comparing the two, at least Xu Luo only has the right to use his wife, and the ownership is still his own.
He gave away his wife and his family property. If he was looking for a brother, he had to look for Li Xunhuan. Xu Luo decided to meet him another day and pull him to bow, so that he could ask him for his next fiancée. He remembered Li Xunhuan's next one. Fiancee Sun Xiaohong is also very beautiful.
But now is not the time to think about this, Xu Luo asked, "Is this Li Tanhua in Baoding Mansion?"
"No, it is said that someone has met him outside the customs." Lu Wugui shook his head, and the tea was so melancholy that he drank wine, "This Li Tanhua heard that he was fascinated by countless beauties, and I don't know what it is. The style is really fascinating.”
A man, you are fascinated by your der?
Want pine chrysanthemum to prolong life?
But hearing that Li Xunhuan hadn't come back, Xu Luo's heart was fiery.
In the novel "The Passionate Swordsman Ru Qing Sword", Wang Lianhua, the thousand-faced son, gave Lin Shiyin the "Precious Mirror of Lianhua", which recorded what he had learned in his life, and asked Lin Shiyin to hand it over to Li Xunhuan, but Lin Shiyin did not want Li Xunhuan to fight and kill. , so it was not given to him.
Later, Li Xunhuan gave her to Long Xiaoyun, and then ran away from home. She had no chance to inform Li Xunhuan about it, so she could only keep it temporarily.
Later, Lin Shiyin and Long Xiaoyun's son, Long Xiaoyun, were accidentally disabled from martial arts by Li Xunhuan who came back from outside the customs. Lin Shiyin felt sorry for his son, so he gave Lianhua Baojian to Long Xiaoyun, and now this episode has not happened, so Lianhua Baojian is still on Lin Shiyin!
The "Lianhua Baojian" records Wang Lianhua's superb physiognomy, poisoning, disguise, Miao border intoxication, Persian mind-taking, medical skills, etc...
Therefore, as long as Xu Luo finds a way to get the Lianhua Baojian from Lin Shiyin, and then learns the disguise technique inside, he can sneak into the Heavenly Prison to find the ancient three links.
As for cheating women, he has always been very good at it, but he has to do it when Long Xiaoyun is not at home. After all, Lin Shiyin is easy to cheat, but Long Xiaoyun is not easy to cheat.
Now that you have a goal and a path, you just need to follow this direction.
"Second masters, the food and drinks are here." With a sweet and charming voice, Qin Zhenzhen twisted her waist, smiled lewdly and walked in with a tray, and then placed three plates of side dishes and a pot of spirits on the table. .
Xu Luo grabbed her waist and pulled her into his arms with a laugh: "You have all the flavors and fragrances, come here, wait by the side, and pour wine for me and Brother Lu."
What is the husband's current crime? (backward)
"Yes, lord~" Qin Zhenzhen arched in his arms with a whimper, then poured a glass of wine and handed it to Lu Wugui: "Xiang Gong, the slave family honors you for Luo Lang."
Lu Wugui feels that life is so fucking amazing.
At the third watch, Lu Wugui was too drunk to be drunk, and it was time to leave tonight.
"Sister-in-law, you can take Brother Lu back to the room and ask the servant to take me to the guest room." Seeing Lu Wugui who was drunk and unconscious, Xu Luo said to Qin Zhenzhen.
"No!" Lu Wugui screamed, pushed Qin Zhenzhen who was supporting him to Xu Luo, and said drunkenly: "Miss...you, you go to take care of Brother Xu, he is also drunk, the guests eat first. The way my Lu family treats guests must not be rude."
Where can such a good brother be found?
"No, no, Brother Lu, I'm not drunk, so you need to take care of me." Seeing that Brother Lu was so enthusiastic about giving up his wife and daughter, Xu Luo couldn't resist.
"They all talk about being drunk, and those who are drunk say they're not drunk." Lu Wugui smiled and burped: "Miss, take care of my brother Xu."
After saying that, he staggered and walked out.
"Hey, how much does Brother Lu love me?" Xu Luo was so moved that he could only pour all his gratitude to Lu Wugui on his sister-in-law.
In ancient times, if you want to thank a woman, it would be too tacky to give something like silver, so you have to give something like gold!
………………
Before dawn, Xu Luo woke up, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Qin Zhenzhen looking at the black silk in her hand that he could no longer wear last night with a distressed expression.
"It's a pity that such a beautiful and comfortable thing was torn apart by you." Qin Zhenzhen turned around and said resentfully when she noticed that Xu Luo was awake.
Xu Luo didn't care, and said casually: "This thing is called silk stockings, and it comes from a small country in the Western Regions. I still have it. If it is rotten, I will continue to wear new ones tonight."
With linga and golden disc cores in hand, you can just go back to Hong Kong Island to buy them after tearing them apart. What are you afraid of?
"Luo Lang, I'll go first, otherwise it won't be good for the servants to see." Qin Zhenzhen got out of bed and started getting dressed, and gave him a wink before leaving.
"It's a good roast chicken." Watching the door close, Xu Luo took out linga and the golden disc core from his bag, intending to wear it back before dawn. He remembered that only the core and linga were useless in the movie. The movement of the golden disc is so big, so I am not afraid that someone will find it.
He slowly inserted linga into the core of the golden disc.
And then... nothing happened.
"How could this happen!" Xu Luo panicked, he was fine when he came, and he couldn't go back!Obviously, the protagonist He Ying in the movie can wear it back and forth, and he can also bring people to wear it. Why does it not work when he comes to him?
Next, Xu Luo tried inserting in various positions, but the core of the golden plate didn't respond. He finally gave up, and he really couldn't put it back on.
The first thing that came to his mind was...the rest of the stockings had to be recycled and couldn't be torn again.
Looking at the golden disc core and linga, which were already scraps in his hands, Xu Luo looked melancholy. These two things were like chicken ribs. He didn't know what to use, but he couldn't bear to throw them away.
"Try it another day to see if it can be used for stewing soup and soaking wine to strengthen yang. Isn't this divine whip stronger than a tiger whip?"
Have the courage to try and develop new uses for the artifact.
Lord Shiva: Grass!unlucky!I knew it was rotted in the coffin.
"Wait, according to the records of the online novel, blood dripping from an artifact has a miraculous effect!" Xu Luo suddenly thought of this, and immediately dripped a drop of blood on the core of the golden plate.
However, nothing happened.
Anyway, the wound was cut, and he dripped it on the linga with the attitude of a dead horse as a living horse doctor. The moment the blood touched the surface of the linga, it disappeared.
"Sure enough, it's God's Jill anyway, how could it only be used to insert a gold plate." Xu Luo's eyes suddenly brightened like stars, because he felt that there was a large storage space inside Linga.
He touched the backpack with his hand, and when he thought about it, the backpack disappeared, and when he thought about it, the backpack reappeared on the ground.
Although he can no longer wear it, he can develop the storage function of linga, which has also made him feel a lot more balanced. After all, it will be more convenient to walk around in the future.
No matter how dashing the hero is, if you let him run around with a big bag and a small bag, that's not charismatic at all.
"Dong dong dong."
The door was knocked, and then an ethereal voice sounded: "Xu Gongzi, are you awake? Madam asked the servant to bring you a change of clothes."
Qin Zhenzhen was also very caring, she felt that Xu Luo wearing clothes from the Western Regions was not conducive to walking in Daming.
"No need, I brought it myself." Xu Luo realized that it was already dawn, and he wanted to travel, of course, he had ordered several sets of ancient clothes and wigs in advance.
In short, he is ready for everything, except that he can't wear it back if he is not ready.
Movie plots kill people!
"Then slaves come in and wait for you to wash."
"Excuse me, wait a moment." Xu Luo picked out a flamboyant white embroidered robe and put it on, then put on a shawl wig, and the whole person looked completely new and became a handsome young man, and then shouted: "Come in."
As his voice fell, a young maid in a green short shirt came in with her clothes in hand, followed by a maid with a water basin and a handkerchief behind her.
The two waited on Xu Luo to wash his face and clean his teeth, and helped him tie his hair, which made Xu Luo have to sigh that this evil feudal society is really... inextricable.
After washing up, he was taken by the maid to the dining room for breakfast. The benevolent eldest brother and coquettish sister-in-law were already waiting inside, and both of them widened their eyes when they saw the new Xu Luo.
Lu Wugui pointed at him: "Brother Xu, you..."
"Fake, it's better to walk around the rivers and lakes. It's more convenient in Daming." Xu Luo pointed to his hair with a smile, walked to the table and sat down.
"Oh, it's extremely, it's extremely." Lu Wugui suddenly realized that he nodded again and again, and then praised him without hesitation: "I have never seen Li Tanhua's demeanor, but I have never seen Brother Xu's demeanor. Such a handsome man."
No wonder his wife was only having an affair with the three adulterers before, but last night she wanted to fly high with Xu Luoyuan, and when she grew up to look like this, he was tempted!
But Xu Luoke didn't have the idea of a couple taking all.
"Big brother has won an award. I think that you are also very generous and talented. No wonder you can hold such a beautiful woman as your sister-in-law." As the saying goes, it is not indecent, Xu Luo pointed at Lu Wugui for a while.
The two looked at each other and laughed.
Qin Zhenzhen also smiled.
A family of three enjoying themselves.
"Okay, eat quickly, if you don't eat it, it will get cold." Qin Zhenzhen looked at Xu Luo with an affectionate expression on her face, and said to Lu Wugui, "Xiang Gong, aren't you going to go out after eating, hurry up."
"Oh, yes, yes, there is a problem with the batch of grain in my store, and if I sell it, it will eat bad people. I have to deal with it." Lu Wugui then remembered that there was still business.
Xu Luo boasted: "Big brother is really kind-hearted. Unlike those profiteers, they also sell broken goods."
I didn't expect this green turtle to have a conscience.
Is it inappropriate for him to be green?
"Brother Xu misunderstood. What I meant was that we should quickly dispose of this batch of grain at a low price. Otherwise, when the news of eating bad people spreads, this batch of grain will not be easy to sell." Lu Wugui explained with a smile.
Xu Luo: "..."
Grass, the ancient merchants were black, no wonder he could support so many maids and family members as a small merchant.
As the saying goes, if the money is gone, you can make more money, but if the conscience is gone...then you will earn more.
After breakfast, Xu Luo asked Qin Zhenzhen how much money she wanted to go out under the pretext of going out, and asked passers-by about the location of Xingyun Villa.
It's common sense to squat before doing bad things.
He squatted in the tavern opposite Xingyun Villa for a whole day, just listening without asking, and at noon he finally got something. When two servants from Xingyun Villa passed by the tavern, they mentioned Long Xiaoyun No. 15 and wanted to go out to visit friends.
It's the tenth now, and there are only five days before No. 15. Then it will be his chance to avoid Long Xiaoyun and contact Lin Shiyin, so he must seize it!
It was not until evening that Xu Luo returned to Lu Wugui's house.
"Xu Gongzi, it's just in time for you to come back. Madam is waiting for you to have dinner together." Seeing Xu Luo coming back, the maid hurriedly greeted him to the dining room. After the dining room, Xu Luo didn't see Lu Wugui and asked Qin Zhenzhen: " Sister-in-law, isn't eldest brother at home?"
He sat down as he spoke.
"Xiang Gong went out to talk business, and he will come back in two days." Qin Zhenzhen waved her hand for the maid to go down, and then sat directly in Xu Luo's arms to feed him wine: "These few days, only you and I are at home."
She said charmingly and blinked her eyes.
After drinking and eating, Qin Zhenzhen couldn't wait to pull Xu Luo back to the room, wanting to exercise to digest food.
The two people on the bed just finished their work, and the door was pushed open with a squeak, and a strong man came in: "I want to die, Zhenzhen, I have divorced the yellow-faced woman at home, waiting for you. If I dump that trash Lu Wugui, I'll marry you right away..."
His voice stopped abruptly, because the curtain was lifted, and a young man with a naked upper body and only a pair of trousers walked down from his chaste bed.
"You...Who are you..." The middle-aged man pointed at Xu Luo and asked in alarm and anger.
"I'm Lu Wugui's brother!" Xu Luo replied arrogantly, wiped the sweat with Qin Zhenzhen's belly pocket, and threw it aside, while lifting his pants, he said sharply, "While my eldest brother Lu is not at home, you son of a bitch will Want to hook up with my sister-in-law? Will I give you a chance to be sorry for my elder brother? You bastard!"
The middle-aged man looked confused, you just got off your sister-in-law's bed, and you have the face to accuse me?
"No, this dear man, don't be impulsive, I am like you, I am also an adulterer!"
Seeing Xu Luo approaching imposingly, the middle-aged man backed away a little, while explaining.
"boom!"
Xu Luo smashed it to the ground with one punch, then stepped on his head and cursed: "You are also worthy of being compared with me? Although I have sex with my sister-in-law, I never thought of destroying her family! But you actually I want to marry her! I hate you the most who breaks up other people's marriages! Today I will kill the people!"
He promised Brother Lu to help him avenge him. Xu Luo always kept his word, and naturally he would not let this person go.
Listening to Xu Luo's righteous words and scolding, the middle-aged man's head is buzzing. I want to stay with her, but you just want to go up but don't want to be responsible. In the end, it's my fault?Are you more noble than me?
Xu Luo blocked his mouth, broke his limbs, then threw him out of the Lu residence, and shouted loudly: "My eldest brother is not at home, whoever wants to do something sorry for him, just ask me first. fist!"
After speaking loudly, he closed the door with a bang, and then returned to Qin Zhenzhen's bedroom.
"Sister-in-law, come, let's continue."
"Master, you were so mighty just now, that Wang Er doesn't even have the strength to fight under your command."
"Snapped!"
"I tell you, if you dare to apologize to my brother Lu, then I won't be polite to you, lie down!"
As an artifact, linga has a storage function. It is also very reasonable, mainly because Luo Ge has too many things, and it is inconvenient to carry a bag every day, so arrange it...
(End of this chapter)
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