The heavens start from the Hong Kong Comprehensive World
Chapter 258 Be a Good Person From Today
Chapter 258 Be a Good Person From Today
"Ouch! Spare me! Spare my life! I don't discriminate against racism. The corpse fairy is also a fairy. We are all a family. We are born from the same root, so why rush each other!"
The God of Wealth lay on the ground begging for mercy without integrity and dignity, feeling that he was really a bloody mold, women are disasters, and he should stay away from women in the future!
If it wasn't for the body of Xuannv Nine Heavens, she wouldn't have descended to earth without permission, her cultivation would not have plummeted, and she wouldn't be helpless against the flying corpse now.
"Let me suck blood to test the effect." Xu Luo lifted him up, opened his mouth, and directly sucked blood from the air, and the pale golden blood flew into his mouth.
The entrance was indescribably sweet and delicious, and the moment the divine blood entered his body, he felt that his strength had increased a little, and the corpse aura on his body became more fierce.
The effect is very fast.
Feeling the loss of blood in his body, the God of Wealth gradually turned pale from being sucked, struggling to cry without tears: "I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it! I'm gone! Grandpa Shixian, please forgive me!"
Do you want to be the first fairy to be sucked to death by zombies?That's too fucking embarrassing.
The key is to lose your life!
Seeing that the other party was indeed very weak, Xu Luocai stopped reluctantly, wiped the golden blood stains on the corner of his mouth and said with a smile: "Sacred blood that has been deposited for thousands of years is like fine wine. The longer the time, the better the taste."
To be honest, he is addicted, and every time he takes a sip of divine blood, he can feel his strength growing. This feeling is too tempting to stop!
The corner of Heng Caishen's mouth twitched, and a smile that was uglier than crying appeared on his face: "Thank you for the compliment."
He even gave himself a very high evaluation after smoking it, it was so gentle, he cried to death.
"You're welcome, my proud little God of Wealth." Xu Luo patted his face and laughed loudly, and then asked, "Are all the gods in heaven so weak?"
Although the god of fortune was suppressed when he went down to earth without permission, judging from this situation, even if his strength was not suppressed, he was not his opponent.
It can only be said that it is worthy of the world view of Hong Kong movies, and the gods are ridiculously weak. If it were replaced by the gods in Journey to the West, Xu Luo guessed that he would have died long ago.
"I'm just a God of Wealth. I'm in finance. Fighting is not my forte. There are professional thugs like Erlang God in Heaven." The God of Wealth replied with a sad face.
"It's pretty fashionable and knows the word finance."
The God of Wealth said kindly: "I am the God of Wealth. I have to keep pace with the times. I still know English and can sing English songs. Would you like me to sing a song for you?"
Looking at the unscrupulous God of Wealth in front of him, the worship in the lamp god's heart has dissipated and turned to contempt.
The righteous gods of the Heavenly Court are nothing special.
I might as well continue to hang out with Xu Luo.
It belongs to the fact that the powder has turned black.
It is easy to turn black into pink, but it is not easy to turn pink into black. You have to do private parts whitening surgery.
"Knowing English is great?" Xu Luo glared at him, and then manipulated a corpse into his body: "Don't move, uncle will check your body."
He kept his corpse in the God of Wealth's mind.
"What did you... do to me!" Heng Caishen felt something strange in his mind, and was so frightened that he stuttered.
Xu Luo withdrew his hand and said with a smile, "It's just my corpse, if you want to run away, I can kill you with a single thought."
Otherwise, what should this guy do if he sneaks back to Heaven.
He has to be given some means of control.
"Ah!" Hearing the words, the God of Wealth wanted to cry, but the feeling of life and death at the hands of human beings was too bad.
Xu Luo comforted softly: "I think back then, the weaver girl went down to take a bath, and the cowherd stole her feather clothes and stayed in the world forever. What a love story! What I am doing now is to keep you by my side. You should It’s about being moved.”
He himself said that he was almost moved.
"The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are in love, you just want to suck my blood, can it be the same?" the God of Wealth cried.
It's a pity that I have just become the God of Wealth, but I will become the blood slave of this flying corpse in the future.
"Then what do you mean, I also fall in love with you?" Xu Luo smiled meaningfully.
The God of Wealth suddenly showed a more frightened look and shook his head again and again: "You should suck my blood."
"I did it to suck your blood. In fact, the cowherd also wanted to suck the weaver girl's acupoints. It's the same." Xu Luo casually sped the car up to the high speed, but seeing the bewildered expression on the face of the God of Wealth, he suddenly felt bored.
Immediately changed the subject: "You just said that Nine Heavens Xuannv is also in the world? What does she look like?"
"Beautiful beauty cannot be found in anything, and the photos are proof." When mentioning the Nine Heavens Profound Girl, the God of Wealth got excited, and quickly took out a color photo from his arms and handed it to Xu Luo.
This hateful woman, I have a deep love for her, but she has sex with a foreign devil. Now that I have fallen into such a situation, of course I have to drag her into the water.
Well, love and hate belong to yes.
"Tianting even has cameras." Xu Luo didn't expect Tianting to be engaged in technological construction. He took a look at the photo and saw a woman in a white dress with a beautiful appearance and a curvaceous figure.
It's decided, he also needs to suck blood for this!
"Is Nine Heavens Xuannv powerful?" Xu Luo casually put the photo into his arms and asked casually.
If it was the Nine Heavens Profound Girl in the myth, of course she was powerful, and very powerful, but the Nine Heavens Profound Girl in this world made him confused.
The God of Wealth pointed at himself and said: "You have sucked my blood, and your strength has improved greatly. She is definitely not your opponent now, go and catch her back."
Since we can't share happiness, let's share suffering.
"Heh, how do I know if you're trying to trick me?" Xu Luo sneered, and then said, "I don't need to look for her at all, she will come to me."
Although the gods in this world are very weak, Xu Luo will not take the initiative to get close to the muzzle of the gun. He will get up and improve his strength first, and wait for Xuannv to come to the door on his own initiative.
"That's right, her mission is to find and destroy you." The God of Wealth suddenly realized.
But now it seems that the mission of Nine Heavens Xuannv cannot be completed. That woman has always been obsessed with traveling and neglected to practice, so she cannot be Xu Luo's opponent at all.
Xu Luo suddenly looked at him carefully, and saw that the God of Wealth's scalp was numb, and he clamped the chrysanthemum tightly.
"Undress." Xu Luo said.
"Ah!" The God of Wealth crossed his arms and looked at Xu Luo with a face full of humiliation: "No way! Didn't you agree to only suck blood, and you still want to defile me!"
"Snapped!"
Xu Luo slapped him on the head: "I don't want you, I want your clothes."
"This is Tianyi." The God of Wealth was reluctant.
Xu Luo stared: "I know, otherwise I would not like it, don't be silly, take off my clothes quickly, or don't blame me for being rude."
As the saying goes, the clothes are perfect, and after wearing them, they can cover up his body's aura, which is more conducive to his survival.
The God of Wealth is distraught, and other gods have romantic love stories when they come down to earth. How come it turns into a horror story when it's my turn?I am so miserable!
While weeping silently, he dawdled and took off the celestial robe on his body and threw it to Xu Luo.
When Xu Luo thought about it after putting it on, Tianyi turned into a decent suit, and it also greatly improved his temperament, making him look outstanding.
"How can I become a fairy and become an official in the heavenly court." Xu Luo sat down on the sofa, crossed his legs, and looked at the God of Wealth with his arms crossed and only wearing underwear.
The God of Wealth suddenly felt that his chance to return to the Heavenly Court had come, and said, "As long as you, Brother Shixian, have accumulated enough achievements in killing demons and demons in the world, I can go back to the Heavenly Court and ask the Jade Emperor to make you an official. Very familiar, you can choose any official you want."
"It doesn't matter if I'm a zombie? Nine Heavens Profound Girl is going to get rid of me." Xu Luo asked again.
He didn't really want to become a fairy, but to get into the heavens to suck blood. If he tried to suck all the gods once, his strength would definitely increase greatly.
The God of Wealth quickly encouraged Xu Luo and said, "You are a flying corpse, not a zombie, and you are not a corpse anymore. Look at the gods in heaven and the underworld, they are like zoos, so whatever your background doesn't affect your becoming a fairy."
"Nine Heavens Xuannv was ordered to get rid of you because she was afraid that you would cause harm to the common people, so she wanted to get rid of you in advance, but as long as you don't do bad things, kill demons and eliminate demons, and I will follow you all the way to record your achievements, and then I will return to you." Recommended by the Heavenly Court, you will definitely be able to become an official and get the permanent residence of the Heavenly Court, becoming a god!"
"Our Heavenly Court is very open and inclusive. We never look at people's origins and treat everything equally!"
He has to try his best to persuade Xu Luo to be a good person, so that he doesn't have to be sucked blood, and if he succeeds in teaching a big devil to be good, it will be a great achievement, and a promotion and salary increase is just around the corner!
Sure enough, opportunities and risks co-exist, the front foot is still a big crisis, and the back foot is a great contribution.
From now on, stay away from women and focus on career. Frustrated in love, but happy in career.
"Okay! Then I will start tomorrow and become a good person by slaying demons and eliminating demons." Xu Luo nodded, but before the God of Wealth was happy, Xu Luo added another sentence: "But I still need your blood drink."
"This blood sucking is not something a good person should do..."
Xu Luo stared: "Huh?"
"Okay, you're welcome, just suck whatever you want." The God of Wealth laughed dryly, it was just sucking some blood, what is it compared to the credit for educating this devil?
What's more, I have no choice anyway.
At this moment, a phoenix the size of a sparrow flew back from the outside and landed on Xu Luo's shoulder. It tilted its head and looked at the God of Wealth curiously and cried a few times.
"Phoenix!" The God of Wealth exclaimed, it's so fucking evil, isn't the spiritual energy in the world exhausted?
Why is this a flying corpse and a phoenix?
Xu Luo stroked the bird, looked at the God of Wealth and said solemnly: "You may not believe it, but I am actually a good person. Otherwise, why would Phoenix follow me? Because I have great fortune!"
"Yes, yes." The God of Wealth repeatedly nodded in agreement, but in his heart he was more willing to believe that the phoenix was blind, otherwise how could he follow a flying corpse.
Where did this flying corpse come from?
...............
Mong Kok, Hong Lok Street.
In the Lin family drug store, Lin Jiu was annoyed by the sound of crackling firecrackers early in the morning, and couldn't sleep because of tossing and turning. Full of resentment, he got out of bed, rushed to the window and opened it, and then saw the gongs beating at the door of the shop opposite his house. Encourage lions and dragons.
It was obviously a new store opening, he frowned and said to himself: "Lao Wang's store is sold out? But it's not right, the new owner opened without decoration?"
"Everyone, folks, good morning everyone, I'm Xu Luo, who knows two-handed Taoism..."
Hearing these words, Lin Jiu, who was still a little confused at first, dozed off and disappeared without a trace. Looking at the reputation, the handsome young man with short hair and wearing a white gown in the middle of the crowd was Xu Luo, who was it?
As if feeling something, Xu Luo also raised his head and glanced towards Uncle Jiu. With this glance, he was momentarily stunned, and blurted out, "Uncle Jiu?"
"So little brother, you know Dr. Lin."
"As I said earlier, you will be your own people in the future. The neighbors will definitely take care of your business and come and go often."
Seeing that Xu Luo knew Lin Jiu, the neighbors immediately became enthusiastic about him. After all, Dr. Lin is the only doctor on this street, so every family has received his kindness over the years.
"You open the business first, and we can talk after the opening." Lin Jiuchong said to Xu Luo. After 50 years, when he saw Xu Luo again, his mood was extremely complicated.
There was surprise that Xu Luo was still alive, there was also joy at the reunion of an old friend, and there was also a trace of uneasiness.
After all, the general environment for ascetics is worse now than it was 50 years ago. If Xu Luo makes trouble with that golden armored corpse, no one in the world can hold him back.
"Okay." Xu Luo nodded with a smile, looked around and continued: "Everyone in the neighborhood, I have been a monk since I was a child, and I am proficient in catching ghosts and monsters. If there is something useful in the future, please don't be polite."
As he finished speaking, the God of Wealth and the God of Lamp behind him tore off the red cloth covering the plaque, revealing several large golden characters: Ghostbuster Specialty Store.
The people who had just said that they would come to take care of business frequently were suddenly speechless and looked unhappy.
After all, who wants to bump into ghosts every day?
"I said young man, what is wrong with you at such a young age, you must engage in these feudal superstitions."
"That's right, you are not a good young man, you have been engaging in these tricks of deceit and abduction at a young age."
"Really, let's go, let's go..."
The neighbors who were still watching the fun scolded Xu Luo for not doing his job properly, and left after discussing. They didn't believe there was a ghost.
After all, this is the age of science.
Xu Luo didn't care about this, and when these people ran into ghosts, they would naturally think of him immediately.
He took out two thick stacks of leaflets and handed them to the God of Wealth and the God of Lamp: "Go and distribute the leaflets, if you don't finish the leaflets, you won't be able to eat tonight, Do you understand?"
"Huh?" The lamp god was confused.
"Turtle, you can't even speak English. Now Tianting needs to be able to speak multiple languages to be able to eat well. Make up lessons in advance." The God of Fortune despised him, and then replied with a sense of superiority: "Yes!"
Then the two gods turned and left with the flyers.
Xu Luo let Queen Jingjue out to look at the store.
She was a monk during her lifetime, and she was a silver armored corpse after her death, she has enough intelligence to deal with guests.
He himself walked over and knocked on the door of Lin's drugstore opposite: "Uncle Jiu, open the door for me."
"Here we come." A crisp female voice came from inside, which made Xu Luo stunned. Is Uncle Nine married for the second time?Sure enough, once he tried the joy of having a woman, even Uncle Jiu couldn't stand being lonely.
While he was thinking wildly, the wooden door of the pharmacy had been opened, and the door was opened by a woman wearing a lady's shirt and jeans, with short hair and a pure face. She looked at Xu Luo and was also taken aback for a moment.
Dad's friend is so handsome and attractive!
"Hello, Miss, I'm Xu Luo." Seeing the other party's nympho look, Xu Luo interrupted her. He didn't want to cuckold Uncle Jiu. wife.
Only then did Azhi come back to her senses, a shyness appeared on her face, and she turned sideways: "Brother Xu, my name is Azhi, Dad is waiting for you inside, please come inside."
"Are you Uncle Jiu's daughter?" Xu Luo looked at her in surprise, looking up and down. Uncle Jiu's second marriage is a bit fast, and his daughter is already that old.
Visually, it must be at least a C cup, right?
A Zhi nodded: "Yes, you are my father's friend, don't you even know?"
"Your father and I haven't seen each other for 50 years." Xu Luo replied casually, and continued to walk into the back room.
"50 years?" Azhi was stunned, then looked at Xu Luo's back and curled her lips: "It's just bragging."
It looks like he's not much older than me.
"He didn't brag, and I haven't seen him for 50 years." Hearing the voices outside, Uncle Jiu opened the curtain and came out, glanced at Xu Luo vigilantly and said, "According to her seniority, she is your niece, so don't hit her." My idea, Ah Zhi, is called Uncle Xu."
He also suddenly remembered Xu Luo's flirtatious nature, so he quickly interrupted the two of them being alone, otherwise the apprentice was deceived by Xu Luo back then, and now if his daughter was deceived by Xu Luo again, it would be a mess.
"Father, are you kidding me? He looks like he's not much older than me. It's just right to be called brother." Azhi said with a helpless roll of his eyes.
Uncle Jiu pointed out Xu Luo's identity: "He is a cultivator. He looks young, but he is actually an old monster."
"Do you think I'll believe you?" Azhi's voice fell and he saw that his father was a little angry, so he said hastily: "Okay, okay, listen to you, Uncle Xu, let's go."
"Yeah." Lin Jiu nodded in satisfaction, then looked at Xu Luo again, she already called you uncle, you are always embarrassed to attack her frantically.
Little did he know that Xu Luo would only feel more excited.
"Good niece." Xu Luo replied with a smile.
Uncle Jiu said, "Let's go in and have a chat. Ah Zhi cleans up and is about to open for business."
"Oh." Azhi, who wanted to follow up and listen, suddenly shrugged helplessly and sighed.
Xu Luo and Uncle Jiu entered the inner room, which was a small living room with tea already set on the table.
The two sat opposite each other and were silent for a while. Xu Luo was the first to break the silence: "Uncle Jiu, you look much younger now than you did back then."
Now Uncle Jiu looks at most 40 years old, and he was at least 60 years old when we met each other.
Could this Nima still grow inversely?
"It's a long story..." Uncle Jiu sighed.
(End of this chapter)
"Ouch! Spare me! Spare my life! I don't discriminate against racism. The corpse fairy is also a fairy. We are all a family. We are born from the same root, so why rush each other!"
The God of Wealth lay on the ground begging for mercy without integrity and dignity, feeling that he was really a bloody mold, women are disasters, and he should stay away from women in the future!
If it wasn't for the body of Xuannv Nine Heavens, she wouldn't have descended to earth without permission, her cultivation would not have plummeted, and she wouldn't be helpless against the flying corpse now.
"Let me suck blood to test the effect." Xu Luo lifted him up, opened his mouth, and directly sucked blood from the air, and the pale golden blood flew into his mouth.
The entrance was indescribably sweet and delicious, and the moment the divine blood entered his body, he felt that his strength had increased a little, and the corpse aura on his body became more fierce.
The effect is very fast.
Feeling the loss of blood in his body, the God of Wealth gradually turned pale from being sucked, struggling to cry without tears: "I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it! I'm gone! Grandpa Shixian, please forgive me!"
Do you want to be the first fairy to be sucked to death by zombies?That's too fucking embarrassing.
The key is to lose your life!
Seeing that the other party was indeed very weak, Xu Luocai stopped reluctantly, wiped the golden blood stains on the corner of his mouth and said with a smile: "Sacred blood that has been deposited for thousands of years is like fine wine. The longer the time, the better the taste."
To be honest, he is addicted, and every time he takes a sip of divine blood, he can feel his strength growing. This feeling is too tempting to stop!
The corner of Heng Caishen's mouth twitched, and a smile that was uglier than crying appeared on his face: "Thank you for the compliment."
He even gave himself a very high evaluation after smoking it, it was so gentle, he cried to death.
"You're welcome, my proud little God of Wealth." Xu Luo patted his face and laughed loudly, and then asked, "Are all the gods in heaven so weak?"
Although the god of fortune was suppressed when he went down to earth without permission, judging from this situation, even if his strength was not suppressed, he was not his opponent.
It can only be said that it is worthy of the world view of Hong Kong movies, and the gods are ridiculously weak. If it were replaced by the gods in Journey to the West, Xu Luo guessed that he would have died long ago.
"I'm just a God of Wealth. I'm in finance. Fighting is not my forte. There are professional thugs like Erlang God in Heaven." The God of Wealth replied with a sad face.
"It's pretty fashionable and knows the word finance."
The God of Wealth said kindly: "I am the God of Wealth. I have to keep pace with the times. I still know English and can sing English songs. Would you like me to sing a song for you?"
Looking at the unscrupulous God of Wealth in front of him, the worship in the lamp god's heart has dissipated and turned to contempt.
The righteous gods of the Heavenly Court are nothing special.
I might as well continue to hang out with Xu Luo.
It belongs to the fact that the powder has turned black.
It is easy to turn black into pink, but it is not easy to turn pink into black. You have to do private parts whitening surgery.
"Knowing English is great?" Xu Luo glared at him, and then manipulated a corpse into his body: "Don't move, uncle will check your body."
He kept his corpse in the God of Wealth's mind.
"What did you... do to me!" Heng Caishen felt something strange in his mind, and was so frightened that he stuttered.
Xu Luo withdrew his hand and said with a smile, "It's just my corpse, if you want to run away, I can kill you with a single thought."
Otherwise, what should this guy do if he sneaks back to Heaven.
He has to be given some means of control.
"Ah!" Hearing the words, the God of Wealth wanted to cry, but the feeling of life and death at the hands of human beings was too bad.
Xu Luo comforted softly: "I think back then, the weaver girl went down to take a bath, and the cowherd stole her feather clothes and stayed in the world forever. What a love story! What I am doing now is to keep you by my side. You should It’s about being moved.”
He himself said that he was almost moved.
"The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are in love, you just want to suck my blood, can it be the same?" the God of Wealth cried.
It's a pity that I have just become the God of Wealth, but I will become the blood slave of this flying corpse in the future.
"Then what do you mean, I also fall in love with you?" Xu Luo smiled meaningfully.
The God of Wealth suddenly showed a more frightened look and shook his head again and again: "You should suck my blood."
"I did it to suck your blood. In fact, the cowherd also wanted to suck the weaver girl's acupoints. It's the same." Xu Luo casually sped the car up to the high speed, but seeing the bewildered expression on the face of the God of Wealth, he suddenly felt bored.
Immediately changed the subject: "You just said that Nine Heavens Xuannv is also in the world? What does she look like?"
"Beautiful beauty cannot be found in anything, and the photos are proof." When mentioning the Nine Heavens Profound Girl, the God of Wealth got excited, and quickly took out a color photo from his arms and handed it to Xu Luo.
This hateful woman, I have a deep love for her, but she has sex with a foreign devil. Now that I have fallen into such a situation, of course I have to drag her into the water.
Well, love and hate belong to yes.
"Tianting even has cameras." Xu Luo didn't expect Tianting to be engaged in technological construction. He took a look at the photo and saw a woman in a white dress with a beautiful appearance and a curvaceous figure.
It's decided, he also needs to suck blood for this!
"Is Nine Heavens Xuannv powerful?" Xu Luo casually put the photo into his arms and asked casually.
If it was the Nine Heavens Profound Girl in the myth, of course she was powerful, and very powerful, but the Nine Heavens Profound Girl in this world made him confused.
The God of Wealth pointed at himself and said: "You have sucked my blood, and your strength has improved greatly. She is definitely not your opponent now, go and catch her back."
Since we can't share happiness, let's share suffering.
"Heh, how do I know if you're trying to trick me?" Xu Luo sneered, and then said, "I don't need to look for her at all, she will come to me."
Although the gods in this world are very weak, Xu Luo will not take the initiative to get close to the muzzle of the gun. He will get up and improve his strength first, and wait for Xuannv to come to the door on his own initiative.
"That's right, her mission is to find and destroy you." The God of Wealth suddenly realized.
But now it seems that the mission of Nine Heavens Xuannv cannot be completed. That woman has always been obsessed with traveling and neglected to practice, so she cannot be Xu Luo's opponent at all.
Xu Luo suddenly looked at him carefully, and saw that the God of Wealth's scalp was numb, and he clamped the chrysanthemum tightly.
"Undress." Xu Luo said.
"Ah!" The God of Wealth crossed his arms and looked at Xu Luo with a face full of humiliation: "No way! Didn't you agree to only suck blood, and you still want to defile me!"
"Snapped!"
Xu Luo slapped him on the head: "I don't want you, I want your clothes."
"This is Tianyi." The God of Wealth was reluctant.
Xu Luo stared: "I know, otherwise I would not like it, don't be silly, take off my clothes quickly, or don't blame me for being rude."
As the saying goes, the clothes are perfect, and after wearing them, they can cover up his body's aura, which is more conducive to his survival.
The God of Wealth is distraught, and other gods have romantic love stories when they come down to earth. How come it turns into a horror story when it's my turn?I am so miserable!
While weeping silently, he dawdled and took off the celestial robe on his body and threw it to Xu Luo.
When Xu Luo thought about it after putting it on, Tianyi turned into a decent suit, and it also greatly improved his temperament, making him look outstanding.
"How can I become a fairy and become an official in the heavenly court." Xu Luo sat down on the sofa, crossed his legs, and looked at the God of Wealth with his arms crossed and only wearing underwear.
The God of Wealth suddenly felt that his chance to return to the Heavenly Court had come, and said, "As long as you, Brother Shixian, have accumulated enough achievements in killing demons and demons in the world, I can go back to the Heavenly Court and ask the Jade Emperor to make you an official. Very familiar, you can choose any official you want."
"It doesn't matter if I'm a zombie? Nine Heavens Profound Girl is going to get rid of me." Xu Luo asked again.
He didn't really want to become a fairy, but to get into the heavens to suck blood. If he tried to suck all the gods once, his strength would definitely increase greatly.
The God of Wealth quickly encouraged Xu Luo and said, "You are a flying corpse, not a zombie, and you are not a corpse anymore. Look at the gods in heaven and the underworld, they are like zoos, so whatever your background doesn't affect your becoming a fairy."
"Nine Heavens Xuannv was ordered to get rid of you because she was afraid that you would cause harm to the common people, so she wanted to get rid of you in advance, but as long as you don't do bad things, kill demons and eliminate demons, and I will follow you all the way to record your achievements, and then I will return to you." Recommended by the Heavenly Court, you will definitely be able to become an official and get the permanent residence of the Heavenly Court, becoming a god!"
"Our Heavenly Court is very open and inclusive. We never look at people's origins and treat everything equally!"
He has to try his best to persuade Xu Luo to be a good person, so that he doesn't have to be sucked blood, and if he succeeds in teaching a big devil to be good, it will be a great achievement, and a promotion and salary increase is just around the corner!
Sure enough, opportunities and risks co-exist, the front foot is still a big crisis, and the back foot is a great contribution.
From now on, stay away from women and focus on career. Frustrated in love, but happy in career.
"Okay! Then I will start tomorrow and become a good person by slaying demons and eliminating demons." Xu Luo nodded, but before the God of Wealth was happy, Xu Luo added another sentence: "But I still need your blood drink."
"This blood sucking is not something a good person should do..."
Xu Luo stared: "Huh?"
"Okay, you're welcome, just suck whatever you want." The God of Wealth laughed dryly, it was just sucking some blood, what is it compared to the credit for educating this devil?
What's more, I have no choice anyway.
At this moment, a phoenix the size of a sparrow flew back from the outside and landed on Xu Luo's shoulder. It tilted its head and looked at the God of Wealth curiously and cried a few times.
"Phoenix!" The God of Wealth exclaimed, it's so fucking evil, isn't the spiritual energy in the world exhausted?
Why is this a flying corpse and a phoenix?
Xu Luo stroked the bird, looked at the God of Wealth and said solemnly: "You may not believe it, but I am actually a good person. Otherwise, why would Phoenix follow me? Because I have great fortune!"
"Yes, yes." The God of Wealth repeatedly nodded in agreement, but in his heart he was more willing to believe that the phoenix was blind, otherwise how could he follow a flying corpse.
Where did this flying corpse come from?
...............
Mong Kok, Hong Lok Street.
In the Lin family drug store, Lin Jiu was annoyed by the sound of crackling firecrackers early in the morning, and couldn't sleep because of tossing and turning. Full of resentment, he got out of bed, rushed to the window and opened it, and then saw the gongs beating at the door of the shop opposite his house. Encourage lions and dragons.
It was obviously a new store opening, he frowned and said to himself: "Lao Wang's store is sold out? But it's not right, the new owner opened without decoration?"
"Everyone, folks, good morning everyone, I'm Xu Luo, who knows two-handed Taoism..."
Hearing these words, Lin Jiu, who was still a little confused at first, dozed off and disappeared without a trace. Looking at the reputation, the handsome young man with short hair and wearing a white gown in the middle of the crowd was Xu Luo, who was it?
As if feeling something, Xu Luo also raised his head and glanced towards Uncle Jiu. With this glance, he was momentarily stunned, and blurted out, "Uncle Jiu?"
"So little brother, you know Dr. Lin."
"As I said earlier, you will be your own people in the future. The neighbors will definitely take care of your business and come and go often."
Seeing that Xu Luo knew Lin Jiu, the neighbors immediately became enthusiastic about him. After all, Dr. Lin is the only doctor on this street, so every family has received his kindness over the years.
"You open the business first, and we can talk after the opening." Lin Jiuchong said to Xu Luo. After 50 years, when he saw Xu Luo again, his mood was extremely complicated.
There was surprise that Xu Luo was still alive, there was also joy at the reunion of an old friend, and there was also a trace of uneasiness.
After all, the general environment for ascetics is worse now than it was 50 years ago. If Xu Luo makes trouble with that golden armored corpse, no one in the world can hold him back.
"Okay." Xu Luo nodded with a smile, looked around and continued: "Everyone in the neighborhood, I have been a monk since I was a child, and I am proficient in catching ghosts and monsters. If there is something useful in the future, please don't be polite."
As he finished speaking, the God of Wealth and the God of Lamp behind him tore off the red cloth covering the plaque, revealing several large golden characters: Ghostbuster Specialty Store.
The people who had just said that they would come to take care of business frequently were suddenly speechless and looked unhappy.
After all, who wants to bump into ghosts every day?
"I said young man, what is wrong with you at such a young age, you must engage in these feudal superstitions."
"That's right, you are not a good young man, you have been engaging in these tricks of deceit and abduction at a young age."
"Really, let's go, let's go..."
The neighbors who were still watching the fun scolded Xu Luo for not doing his job properly, and left after discussing. They didn't believe there was a ghost.
After all, this is the age of science.
Xu Luo didn't care about this, and when these people ran into ghosts, they would naturally think of him immediately.
He took out two thick stacks of leaflets and handed them to the God of Wealth and the God of Lamp: "Go and distribute the leaflets, if you don't finish the leaflets, you won't be able to eat tonight, Do you understand?"
"Huh?" The lamp god was confused.
"Turtle, you can't even speak English. Now Tianting needs to be able to speak multiple languages to be able to eat well. Make up lessons in advance." The God of Fortune despised him, and then replied with a sense of superiority: "Yes!"
Then the two gods turned and left with the flyers.
Xu Luo let Queen Jingjue out to look at the store.
She was a monk during her lifetime, and she was a silver armored corpse after her death, she has enough intelligence to deal with guests.
He himself walked over and knocked on the door of Lin's drugstore opposite: "Uncle Jiu, open the door for me."
"Here we come." A crisp female voice came from inside, which made Xu Luo stunned. Is Uncle Nine married for the second time?Sure enough, once he tried the joy of having a woman, even Uncle Jiu couldn't stand being lonely.
While he was thinking wildly, the wooden door of the pharmacy had been opened, and the door was opened by a woman wearing a lady's shirt and jeans, with short hair and a pure face. She looked at Xu Luo and was also taken aback for a moment.
Dad's friend is so handsome and attractive!
"Hello, Miss, I'm Xu Luo." Seeing the other party's nympho look, Xu Luo interrupted her. He didn't want to cuckold Uncle Jiu. wife.
Only then did Azhi come back to her senses, a shyness appeared on her face, and she turned sideways: "Brother Xu, my name is Azhi, Dad is waiting for you inside, please come inside."
"Are you Uncle Jiu's daughter?" Xu Luo looked at her in surprise, looking up and down. Uncle Jiu's second marriage is a bit fast, and his daughter is already that old.
Visually, it must be at least a C cup, right?
A Zhi nodded: "Yes, you are my father's friend, don't you even know?"
"Your father and I haven't seen each other for 50 years." Xu Luo replied casually, and continued to walk into the back room.
"50 years?" Azhi was stunned, then looked at Xu Luo's back and curled her lips: "It's just bragging."
It looks like he's not much older than me.
"He didn't brag, and I haven't seen him for 50 years." Hearing the voices outside, Uncle Jiu opened the curtain and came out, glanced at Xu Luo vigilantly and said, "According to her seniority, she is your niece, so don't hit her." My idea, Ah Zhi, is called Uncle Xu."
He also suddenly remembered Xu Luo's flirtatious nature, so he quickly interrupted the two of them being alone, otherwise the apprentice was deceived by Xu Luo back then, and now if his daughter was deceived by Xu Luo again, it would be a mess.
"Father, are you kidding me? He looks like he's not much older than me. It's just right to be called brother." Azhi said with a helpless roll of his eyes.
Uncle Jiu pointed out Xu Luo's identity: "He is a cultivator. He looks young, but he is actually an old monster."
"Do you think I'll believe you?" Azhi's voice fell and he saw that his father was a little angry, so he said hastily: "Okay, okay, listen to you, Uncle Xu, let's go."
"Yeah." Lin Jiu nodded in satisfaction, then looked at Xu Luo again, she already called you uncle, you are always embarrassed to attack her frantically.
Little did he know that Xu Luo would only feel more excited.
"Good niece." Xu Luo replied with a smile.
Uncle Jiu said, "Let's go in and have a chat. Ah Zhi cleans up and is about to open for business."
"Oh." Azhi, who wanted to follow up and listen, suddenly shrugged helplessly and sighed.
Xu Luo and Uncle Jiu entered the inner room, which was a small living room with tea already set on the table.
The two sat opposite each other and were silent for a while. Xu Luo was the first to break the silence: "Uncle Jiu, you look much younger now than you did back then."
Now Uncle Jiu looks at most 40 years old, and he was at least 60 years old when we met each other.
Could this Nima still grow inversely?
"It's a long story..." Uncle Jiu sighed.
(End of this chapter)
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