The heavens start from the Hong Kong Comprehensive World

Chapter 260 Flick, Then Flick
A small blue van was driving on the Central Ring Road at a constant speed, and the driver was the professor who stole the body.

The middle ring road is relatively congested at night, the car often stops and stops, and brakes suddenly from time to time. In the carriage, two zombie couples tied up with talismans keep shaking and bumping. The talisman paper on the head of the male zombie is due to its age. It didn't stick well and was shaken off.

The moment the talisman paper fell, the male zombie opened his eyes, let out a low growl, twisted and struggled continuously, and with a snap, the rope on his body broke.

Without the restraint of the rope, the male zombie stood up straight like a spring, and glanced at his wife who was still lying down. Because of the stiff joints, he couldn't bend down, so he kicked the female zombie away with his feet.

With a "bang", the female zombie's face hit the wall of the carriage, and the talisman paper on her head was wiped off. She also stood up with a whoosh and jumped to the side of the male zombie.

The professor who was driving heard the movement at the moment the female zombie hit the wall of the carriage, his expression changed immediately and he stepped on the brakes, abandoning the car and running away without hesitation.

Less than three seconds after he got off the car, there was a loud bang, and the zombie couple directly smashed through the roof of the carriage and jumped out, standing on the roof of the carriage and looking around.

"Roar!"

Seeing so many living people around, the zombie couple jumped out of the car, rushed to the sidewalk and started killing.

The first one killed the escaped professor.

"Ah! Run! Ghost!"

"Ms. Gan Lin! What is that!"

"Quick! Call the police!"

The scene was chaotic in an instant. Countless people ran away screaming and panicking. Xia Youren was among them, but instead of running away, he was taking pictures with an excited expression on his face, because this was big news.

"Don't move! Stop! Otherwise we will shoot!" The nearby patrol police rushed over quickly.

"Bang bang bang!"

The bullet hit the zombie, but it only made the zombie shake twice, and then killed the police.

"Mom! Run! It's a zombie!"

"Don't come here! Don't come here! Ah!"

"Call for help! On Zhonghuan Road... Ah! Don't rush over to your mother! Run! Run!"

The police turned pale with fright, threw their guns and turned around to join the crowd of citizens fleeing in panic.

"Naughty beast! Don't hurt people!"

Just when everyone was feeling desperate, there was a shout of anger like a thunderclap, and then a white figure descended from the sky, grabbed the necks of the two zombies with both hands, and twisted off their heads with their backhands.

As the blackened blood surged out, two heads flew high, and everyone around was stunned.

So the awesome zombie was screwed to death by him?

"Damn it! Immortals descend to earth!"

"Twist off the zombie's head directly and lightly, so bloody! So brutal! So awesome!"

"Where did this expert come from..."

The God of Wealth mixed in the crowd and recorded the whole scene with a camera on his shoulders. In his words, Tianting is also keeping pace with the times and using modern technology.

This is sometimes better than spells.

After the filming, he put the camera into the storage treasure, and according to Xu Luo's instructions, he took out a stack of leaflets and distributed them: "Everyone, take a look! This is Xu Luo, the owner of our ghost-hunting shop! Ghosts and corpses can come to us!"

This is just a live advertisement. In the future, whenever someone encounters evil at home, he will find Xu Luo immediately, and then he will have endless demons and meritorious deeds.

"Give me one!"

"I want one too!"

When the surrounding crowd heard this, they rushed towards the God of Wealth like a roaring tsunami. Whether you need it or not, you must know the address of this ghost hunting shop, so you can be prepared.

Xia Youren's eyes were dull, this guy is so stubborn, so how can I compete with him for Ah Zhi?
He looked at the two headless corpses on the ground, and subconsciously touched his neck. As the saying goes: Although love is precious, life is more expensive.

While everyone was looting the leaflets, Xu Luo flew away in the blink of an eye, turning into a cloud of corpses, and at the same time, a man and a woman in the crowd disappeared after looking at each other.

"Fuck! Adulterer and adulterer!" Just before the two disappeared, God of Wealth felt the familiar wave of divine power, and quickly threw a large number of leaflets in his hand into the sky, and disappeared in place in a flash.

Because there were a lot of people looting the leaflets, the scene was very chaotic, so I didn't notice that he was missing.

A few minutes later, at an uninhabited beach, Xu Luo condensed into a human form, and the two white rays of light that followed him landed and turned into a man and a woman.

The men's suits and leather shoes look like mixed races, and the women's long hair reaches their waists, wearing a black suspender skirt with strappy high-heeled sandals. They are tall and beautiful.

"What do you two follow me?" Xu Luo looked at the two people in front of him and asked pretending not to know.

Nine Heavens Xuannv said coldly: "Do you still want to pretend to be crazy? I never thought that there would be a flying corpse with a thunder spirit physique in the world. I am the Nine Heavens Xuannv in the sky, and I came here to get rid of you at the order of the Jade Emperor!"

"Slow down! Slow down! This is all a misunderstanding!" Heng Caishen flew over quickly and stood between the three of them.

Nine Heavens Profound Girl frowned: "God of Wealth, why did you come down to earth? You were also demoted by the Jade Emperor?"

Although she doesn't like the God of Wealth, she still has a good impression of him, because God of Wealth treats her well.

"I was not demoted, I was ordered by the Jade Emperor." The God of Wealth directly passed the imperial decree, and said to the two with a calm face: "The Jade Emperor asked me to inform you and Cupid that your mission has changed. It's not to destroy him, but to make him immortal."

He has a good relationship with the Jade Emperor, and they often knock on the widow's door at night together, so he has no respect for the Jade Emperor, and it's easy to fake an imperial decree.

Of course, another reason is that he is now under the eaves and has to bow his head to fully cooperate with Xu Luo.

"Cultivate him?" Nine Heavens Profound Girl and Cupid said in unison, looking at Xu Luo with uncertain eyes.

"That's right!" The God of Wealth nodded solemnly, turned around on the spot with his hands behind his back, and said with emotion: "The Jade Emperor felt that it was too easy for you to destroy a demon, and it was not a punishment at all, so I changed it." My idea, I want you to save him to become a fairy with one heart and one mind, and when he becomes a fairy and goes to the heavenly court, then you will return to the heavenly court at that time."

This was what Xu Luo had discussed with him in advance. Anyway, Nine Heavens Xuannv and Cupid were demoted, so as long as the God of Wealth said anything, it would naturally be what he said.

Cupid and Nine Heavens Xuannv looked at each other, their faces were solemn, it is indeed much more difficult to turn a demon into a fairy than to destroy a demon, hell-level difficulty!

"Don't worry too much. The reason why I didn't go to you is to go to him." The God of Wealth walked to Xu Luo: "I have already talked to him, and he also wants to go to heaven to be a god, so as long as If you can help him slay demons and slay demons and accumulate enough achievements, then I can ask the Jade Emperor for an official position for him, and then you will be able to return to the Heavenly Court."

Jiutian Xuannv and Cupid's eyes lit up when they heard this, and suddenly thought that Xu Luo killed two zombies just now, isn't this doing a good deed?
As long as he cooperates, this matter will be simple.

"Thank you, God of Wealth." Nine Heavens Xuannv looked at God of Wealth gratefully. This person really treats her sincerely, but it's a pity that she has no feelings for him.

"We are all gods, so we should help each other." The God of Wealth smiled openly, and then said: "By the way, I want to stay here too. I will be responsible for supervising the process of your teaching Xu Luo to be good. Violence is not allowed. Otherwise, your mission will fail."

"Absolutely not! I will try my best to influence him and teach him to be a good person." Nine Heavens Xuannv looked at Xu Luo with burning eyes. This is her hope of returning to the heaven, and said with a smile: "Hello, you can call I am Xiaojiu, I hope to have a happy cooperation in the future."

"My name is Cupid." Cupid spoke crappy Mandarin. With this level, he would be regarded as an expert in Chinese in their Western Paradise, otherwise he would not be arranged to be a permanent interpreter for the Jade Emperor in Heaven.

"My name is Xu Luo. From today onwards, you can call me BOSS. I hope we can have a happy cooperation." Whoring two workers and blood slaves for nothing is really flattering.

"By the way, there is one more thing." Just when the scene was very harmonious, the God of Wealth seemed to suddenly remember something, and said to Jiutian Xuannv and Cupid: "Xu Luo is a corpse after all, and the bloodthirsty instinct can't be changed in the short term." , in order not to let him go out to suck blood, so from now on you have to take turns using your own blood to satisfy his hunger, of course, I am the same."

When he said the last sentence, he patted his chest with a proud face, as if he was willing to put a knife in both sides of the Nine Heavens Xuannv, and he would not hesitate to do so.

"This..." Hearing that she was going to feed Xu Luo with her own divine blood, Nine Heavens Xuannv was a little embarrassed. After all, it would take a long time for her to recover every time she was sucked blood.

But when he thought that someone who had nothing to do with the matter, the God of Wealth, would be willing to be sucked to help her, and he had no reason to refuse, so he nodded.

"Me too." Cupid agreed.

The God of Wealth blinked at Xu Luo, and Xu Luo gave him an appreciative look, the cooperation was perfect.

These two love brains are fooled around like fools, no wonder their underground romance will be caught, with their IQ, if they can't be caught, doesn't it mean that other gods are even more stupid?

Then Xu Luo took them back to the ghost hunting shop. As soon as he entered the house, Phoenix Ah Nu, who had been wandering around for a day, rushed towards his face and landed on his shoulder.

"Phoenix!" Nine Heavens Profound Girl exclaimed.

The God of Wealth flickered lightly: "I was also taken aback at first, but after thinking about it, even Fenghuang was willing to follow him, which shows that he has great fortune. Maybe this is the reason why the Jade Emperor asked you to save him to become a fairy."

Nine Heavens Xuannv and Cupid looked at each other and felt that this was reasonable, because it made sense, otherwise, why did the Jade Emperor inexplicably save a flying corpse to become a fairy.

"Sit whatever you want." Xu Luo pointed to the stool, and then looked at the God of Wealth: "Why did the lamp god go? Ah Nu is back, he hasn't?"

"Learn English." The God of Wealth replied calmly.

Xu Luo shook his head. He didn't expect the lamp god to be so eager to learn, and he worked hard enough to become an official.

Xu Luo looked at Nine Heavens Profound Girl and Cupid again and asked, "How many rooms are there on the second floor? How do you two live? Do you sleep together or separate?"

"Separate." Nine Heavens Xuannv lowered her head showing a touch of shyness, and sighed faintly: "Our love is over. Heaven and heaven do not allow office romances. We cannot be together."

"Yes, yes." Cupid also nodded, followed by a sigh and said, "It's good for both of us to separate earlier, this time we're just relegated to the world, and the next time we're caught, I'm afraid we'll have to reincarnate."

Xu Luo despises Cupid, so dare to fall in love with this little courage?I really deserve to fuck for a lifetime.

When I go up to set an example for you, let you have a good experience of what is a humanoid self-propelled gun.

Even the female mosquitoes in Tianting clutched their buttocks and flew.

At this moment, the lamp god swaggered back with a red face, and was stunned when he saw Nine Heavens Profound Girl and Cupid: "Master, they are..."

"Immortal, you will be an employee in the future." Xu Luo replied, looking at him suspiciously: "I came back so late, how is your English learning?"

He smelled a woman's perfume.

Is this English teacher a woman?

The lamp god was stunned for a moment, and with a guilty conscience, he looked away and did not dare to look at Xu Luo, and said solemnly: "Oh, yes, baby, Comeon."

The corner of Xu Luo's mouth twitched. It's no problem to say these words alone, but it's a big problem if they come out in succession. European and American movies have fixed lines.

The God of Wealth took the God of Wealth to prostitute the big ocean horses. This is really learning in practice just like Dean Chen.

But he didn't bother to care, anyway, they are gods and are not afraid of getting AIDS, it's no big deal for You Mei.

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The next day, various media outlets were covering the news about zombies in Zhonghuan Road last night.

"Zombies were surprised to injure people on the Central Ring Road. The mysterious expert laid down the corpse and twisted off the zombie's head with one move!" "

"Central Ring Road Zombie Couple Injures..."

And outside the ghost shop, a large group of people had already surrounded them. Most of these people did not come to find Xu Luo to catch ghosts, but came to take photos with him and sign autographs. There were also many reporters among them.

At nine o'clock, the door of the ghost shop opened.

"The door is open! The door is open! Shopkeeper Xu!"

"Master Xu, I'm here to apprentice!"

"Master Xu, I'm here to propose marriage..."

Everyone rushed forward, and the God of Wealth came forward and said loudly: "Everyone! Everyone, please be quiet! Our shopkeeper is not here and has gone out. If there are friends who are haunted by ghosts and evil spirits at home, you can register with me first. When the shopkeeper comes back, he will come to the door solve."

Xu Luo had expected this situation a long time ago, so he had to disappear for a few days, just wait for these people to calm down. After all, everyone is very busy.

And in this fast-paced era, one hot spot would be blown up by another in a few days, so there weren't so many people who paid attention to Xu Luo fanatically at that time.

Hearing that Xu Luo was not there, many people were disappointed and left, while others stayed to register.

"Business is so hot, I'm going to make a fortune." On the second floor of the pharmacy, Uncle Jiu gave Xu Luo an envious look.

Back then when he was catching ghosts in Renjia Town, his business was never so good. He could only make a few dollars at a time by taking risks, and he didn't have business every day, after all, there were too many colleagues in those years.

"I'm not interested in money, I just want to do good deeds." Xu Luo said lightly.

If other people said they were not interested in money, Uncle Jiu would think he was pretending, but when Xu Luo said it, he took it for granted.

Because it was too easy for Xu Luo to make money.

Xu Luo asked, "What about you, Uncle Jiu, have you lost all your abilities? Just guard the medicine shop for the rest of your life?"

"I want to cultivate a Taoist temple, and I am saving money." As a Maoshan Taoist priest, of course, it is impossible to treat people for a lifetime, and catch ghosts is a serious matter.

After everyone had almost left, Xu Luo went back to his shop and asked the God of Wealth, "How is it? How many ghosts need me to solve?"

"Most of them are fake." The God of Wealth looked at Xu Luo enviously and said, "Most of the registered ones are women. In my opinion, these women simply want to invite you to their home with the excuse of catching ghosts."

"It's so bad that these women are always attractive because they are handsome." Xu Luo said with a melancholy face, "Is it impossible that there is no reliable one?"

"There really is one here." The God of Wealth pointed to the registration form and said, "A rich businessman is going to develop a nearby island, but he has repeatedly encountered evil spirits, causing the project to be delayed again and again. I would like to invite you to take a look."

"Call me back, I answered." Xu Luo said, and glanced at the Nine Heavens Profound Girl dressed as a secretary in a small suit, skirt, black silk, and high heels: "Not bad."

Nine Heavens Goddess is his secretary, Cupid is his bodyguard, God of Wealth is in charge of business, God of Light is in charge of logistics and miscellaneous work, and he is in charge of catching ghosts.

Everyone works together.

"Can you not wear silk stockings, I feel that these socks are rustling and undeserved." Jiutian Xuannv pulled the black silk on her leg with a reddish face, and the moment the black silk was pulled up, the thighs under it were as white as snow.

Xu Luo said solemnly: "This is to reflect our image. Look at the secretaries of those big companies who don't dress like this? Only in this way will they look formal and others will believe in our strength."

"Alright then." Nine Heavens Profound Girl sighed.

"You keep an eye on the store, Hengcai God remembers to call the developer back, I'll go have a meal." After Xu Luo finished speaking, he looked at Jiutian Xuannv: "Go upstairs."

"Ah?" Jiutian Xuannv was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that she was a fan, and immediately followed upstairs.

When she came upstairs, Nine Heavens Xuannv conjured up a dagger to cut her wrist and bleed Xu Luo, but Xu Luo stopped her: "Don't do this, it looks too cruel and bloody, I don't want to see you get hurt."

"Then how do you suck it? You won't bite me. I won't agree. Your corpse poison is very strong, even if an immortal is bitten, it will turn into a corpse." Nine Heavens Xuannv was a little worried.

"Of course not, that's fine." Xu Luo picked up a green onion-like jade finger of hers, and put it directly into her mouth, and golden blood continued to flow out.

Nine Heavens Xuannv thought it was so astringent, but seeing Xu Luo who was sucking blood, she was too embarrassed to pull out her finger, so she could only let him suck it.

Gradually, she didn't dare to look at Xu Luo, and turned her head to the side. A strange emotion was rising in her mind, and her breath became inexplicably short of breath.

After all, this picture is a bit too ambiguous.

(End of this chapter)