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Chapter 276 The Jade Emperor Takes Turns, Come to My House This Year

Chapter 276 The Jade Emperor Takes Turns, Come to My House This Year

A few days later, a message spread in the heavenly court.

Hengcai Shen was seriously injured and his life was dying.

The gods in the heavenly court were startled and frightened, the God of Wealth is the righteous god in the heavenly court, who would dare to hurt him to such an extent?
As the best hurt friend, the Jade Emperor immediately led the gods to visit the God of Wealth's wound at the Mansion of the God of Wealth.

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty..." Lying on the bed, the God of Wealth was pale, his lips were purple, and his divine light was as dim as a candle that would be blown out by the wind at any moment.

The Jade Emperor and the others were taken aback by his appearance.

With their eyesight, they can naturally see that the God of Wealth is at the end of the day, and may be broken at any time, and they will not even have a chance to reincarnate if they can't hold on.

"Lie down, there is no need to get up." The Jade Emperor quickly stepped forward and held the hand of the God of Wealth, feeling distressed and angry at the same time: "Who is it! Who hurt you like this!"

It depends on the owner to beat the dog.

The master is very angry now.

"I...I don't know, that person doesn't smell like someone in this world." The God of Wealth couldn't help coughing up a mouthful of blood as he spoke. This was what he had discussed with Xu Luo. concept.

It's just because the gods in this world are relatively weak, so they can't go to other worlds, so there is no trace of dumping the blame on outsiders.

When the gods heard this, they exploded instantly.

"People from outside the territory have come to our world!"

"And this person is still ruthless and powerful. We must find him."

"Yes, yes, otherwise you will not be safe..."

Those outsiders who could harm the God of Wealth today might attack them tomorrow, just like a poisonous snake hiding in the dark, it might come out and bite them at any time, so everyone was worried.

"You take good care of your wounds, and I will now make a deliberate search for traces of the murderer in the Three Realms." The Jade Emperor patted the hand of the God of Wealth, turned his head to look at Hua Tuo and said, "Hua Tuo, how long will it take for the God of Wealth to heal?"

"This..." Hua Tuo had already been persuaded by the God of Wealth to cooperate with him, so when he heard this, his face showed hesitation at the right time, and he sighed again.

The gods immediately raised their hearts to their throats.

The Jade Emperor hurriedly urged: "You talk!"

"Don't dare to lie to the Jade Emperor. The injury of the God of Wealth is just a trivial matter. The key is the poison in his body. This poison does not belong to this world, and I am not sure that I can cure it." Hua Tuo patted his thigh helplessly and remorsefully. road.

"what!"

"Isn't the God of Wealth..."

The gods were shocked, and they all cast sympathetic eyes on the God of Wealth, and at the same time, they were a little afraid, what if one day they also got poisoned by this strange poison from outside the territory?

This is not a question of strength, the key is that this poison comes from outside the realm, and there is no antidote in this realm, so anyone may be infected, and no one will be immune.

The Jade Emperor also panicked, grabbed Hua Tuo by the collar and asked, "Aren't you a medical fairy? Is there a poison you can't cure? Let me find a way! Find a way!"

"Your Majesty calm down, Your Majesty calm down, I still have a way to try." Hua Tuo said repeatedly.

All eyes were on him.

Hua Tuo glanced at the God of Wealth on the bed, then at the gods, and finally gritted his teeth and said to the Jade Emperor: "That is to use the essence and blood of the gods of heaven and earth as medicine, supplemented by refining a hundred kinds of fairy medicine A peerless elixir may be able to cure this poison."

Essence blood is not ordinary divine blood, and if an immortal loses essence blood, his own cultivation will also regress.

"Then why are you hesitating, I am willing to be the first to donate blood! As long as it can save the God of Wealth, even if it means draining me dry!" Xu Luo was the first to respond with arrogance, and directly lifted up his sleeves to expose his arms.

Chang'e saw beautiful eyes, and her thighs were crisp.

What a loving and righteous man.

"I am willing too. The God of Wealth is an old brother who has known him for thousands of years. I can't just leave him alone."

"And me, I am also willing to donate blood!"

As Xu Luo was the first to take the lead, people who had a good relationship with the God of Wealth followed suit, and finally all the gods were willing to donate blood, not only to save the God of Wealth, but also to leave a way out for themselves.

Because they also desperately hope that Hua Tuo can develop an elixir to cure this strange poison, and donate blood to the God of Wealth now, and someone will donate to them in the future.

"A friend in need is a friend, good, good, really good! I want to donate too!" Jade Emperor's eyes were red.

Xu Luo was most greedy for him, because he learned from the God of Wealth that although the Jade Emperor was unreliable, he was the strongest in the Three Realms, and his blood was the most precious.

On the bed, the God of Wealth showed tears of gratitude, tears streaming down like rain: "Jade Emperor...everyone..."

He still feels a little guilty in his heart, after all, he has cheated everyone, but the arrow is on the string, and he has to do it, so he can only continue.

"Needless to say, we all understand what you mean." The Jade Emperor smiled at him, and then said to Hua Tuo: "I will give you an imperial decree immediately, and you will collect all the gods registered in the heaven, earth, dragon palace, etc. Essence and blood can be refined into an elixir soon."

After finishing speaking, he added: "In order to prevent the first refinement from failing, more blood must be drawn."

Refining a few more, he had to keep one to save his life.

"The old minister obeys the order!" Hua Tuo bent down and clasped his fists.

Then the Jade Emperor left with the gods, and they had to set a net to catch the outsider.

Xu Luo stayed. He is the God of Wealth, not in charge of military affairs, and not in the battle order, so it is useless to go, and he has a good relationship with the God of Wealth.

It is also a matter of course to stay.

"Ah Cai, I have suffered so much for you, and I will definitely thank you when it is done." Looking at the dying God of Wealth on the bed, Xu Luo held his hand and said.

The God of Wealth ended up in this field because he beat it himself, leaving him with only one breath to hang himself.

So although he was not poisoned, he was actually on the verge of death. For Xu Luo's great cause, he was forced to take the initiative to pay too much, and Xu Luo was very moved by this.

His own father had never been that kind to him.

"Should...should..." The God of Wealth pretended to be magnanimous and smiled, but his heart was very bitter. My mother is already like this, so what else can I say?

Of course, I can only pretend to be willing.

"Take a good rest and wait for my good news." Xu Luo ordered, then got up and walked out, and then he just had to wait for Hua Tuo's blood.

Of course, Hua Tuo would not hand over the blood to him, and he didn't even know that it was a conspiracy between him and the God of Wealth.

The excuse that the God of Wealth told Hua Tuo was that he wanted to use the blood of a hundred immortals to practice elixir to improve his cultivation. Hua Tuo agreed to him because he had a good relationship with him and saw that the God of Wealth was seriously injured and dying because of this matter.

If he knew that Xu Luo was also involved in this matter, he would definitely be able to guess who the blood was really for, and he would definitely not cooperate, so after he collected the blood, he would first give it to the God of Wealth, and then the God of Wealth to Xu Luo.

"Ah Luo." As soon as Xu Luo came out of the God of Wealth Mansion, Chang'e, with fluttering sash, jumped up and came to meet him.

Xu Luo stopped, looked left and right and asked, "Sister Chang'e, are you waiting for me on purpose?"

"Otherwise?" Chang'e asked back, looking at him with eyes like a pool of spring water, and said, "You were the first one to stand up to donate blood just now, you are so masculine, it is really eight lifetimes for the God of Wealth to have you as a friend in this life The blessings that have been cultivated."

Fortune God: 6
"I am a person who comes out to hang out, all relying on three things, being ruthless, being loyal, and having many brothers." The young and Dangerous boy Xu Chen Haonan Luo said with a proud face: "For my brother, I am willing to go both ways! "

However, Chen Haonan did not stab his brother in both sides, but stabbed his brother's girlfriend.

"Then...for me." Chang'e asked with a smile.

Xu Luo took two steps forward, took her little hand and stared at her blankly: "Then I'm not stabbing."

"Then what?" Chang'e asked curiously.

Xu Luo looked at her, and at this moment, silence speaks louder than words.

Chang'e blushed, showing the charm of a young woman with a frown and a smile, and spat: "It's really bad."

After the words fell, she threw off Xu Luo's hand and flew away without looking back. Halfway through the flight, she turned her head and gave him a look of resentment and resentment. Seeing this, Xu Luo hurriedly followed, and walked towards the Moon Palace side by side with her. fly away.

Wu Gang was still chopping laurel, watching Xu Luo and Chang'e walking into the moon palace talking and laughing, he gritted his molars and rounded the ax in his hand, swinging harder.

"Hack you to death! I'll hack you to death! Damn it!"

Wu Gang is like a resentful woman cutting and cursing at the same time.

Xu Luo finally got Chang'e's Jade Rabbit as he wished.

After having Xu Luo, the carrots that Jade Rabbit ate became lighter and less salty than usual.

………………

There are many gods with names and surnames in heaven, hell, four seas, cave heaven and blessed land.

Some gods have gone out and some gods have retreated.

So after waiting for five full days, that is to say, five years in the human world, Xu Luo received the sound transmission from the God of Wealth, asking him to go to the Mansion of the God of Wealth to get the blood.

Xu Luo, who was playing poker with Chang'e, did not hesitate to push her aside after receiving the voice transmission from the God of Wealth.

"What's the matter?" Chang'e asked with a flushed face and beads of sweat on her forehead, looking at him in astonishment.

Could it be that he was dissatisfied with where he was sitting?
Xu Luo just said lightly: "I have serious things to do now, so I have to take a step first."

He never delays business for women.

"You...don't come after you're gone." Chang'e was so angry that women would be left behind halfway through this kind of thing, she felt insulted.

So I said an angry word to Xu Luo. This is the most common and best method used by women.

However, Xu Luo didn't hesitate at all, and left without looking back after getting dressed. Compared with the blood of the gods, Chang'e is just a woman.

Since when did he miss a woman?

"Bastard!" Chang'e yelled angrily, and directly threw the pillows and quilts on the bed all over the floor.

On the other side, Xu Luo came to the Mansion of the God of Fortune.

"Boss, divine blood..." Seeing Xu Luo, the God of Wealth quickly pointed to the jade pendant beside the bed.

"Leave this aside for now. Now that you have it, you won't be able to run away." Xu Luo interrupted him, and asked with concern: "Is your injury better recently?"

Seeing that Xu Luo actually cared about his injury for the first time, Heng Caishen felt much better, grinning and said: "It's much better, Boss, the divine blood you want is in that storage jade pendant. Question, congratulations to BOSS in advance for becoming the new Lord of Heaven, ruling the three worlds of heaven, earth and man."

"I will never forget your credit." Xu Luo then picked up the jade pendant and checked it out. It was filled with golden divine blood in jade bottles. The only purple-gold bottle should belong to the Jade Emperor. .

He couldn't help showing a smile on his face, put it in the space, looked at the God of Wealth and said, "You can continue to rest and wait for my good news."

Then he left the God of Wealth Mansion and went down to the Heavenly Court, and found a cave dug deep in the mountains. After entering, he took out bottles of divine blood and drank them bottle by bottle.

Every time he drank a bottle, the aura on his body rose by one point, and the more he drank, the more uncontrollable the aura on his body became, because the strength soared, and without experience in controlling this kind of power, he couldn't hide it at all.

After drinking all the divine blood in one gulp, the exposed aura of his body was like a rainbow light, directly piercing through the 3000-meter high mountain and rushing into the sky.

In the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor was furious over the fact that he could not find any trace of the person from outside the territory. Suddenly, he saw a rainbow light soaring into the sky from the lower realm, and he stood up from the dragon chair: "Hurry up! Hurry up and capture him!"

Everyone else thinks so, otherwise, who else would make such a big commotion in the lower realm.

Among the gods, Hua Tuo was the most confused, because he knew very well that people from outside the territory were just excuses made up by the God of Wealth to deceive God's blood. Where did people from outside the region come from?

Who made the movement in the lower realm?
"Wait a minute, I want to conquer in person!" The Jade Emperor suddenly changed his mind again, because he suddenly thought that people from outside the territory were intruders, and as the master of this realm, he should go out in person, and go down to play by the way.

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

At this moment, a loud laugh resounded through Ling Xiao.

"Who dares to be so unreasonable!" Jade Emperor was angry.

Xuannv, Cupid, and Chang'e, who were familiar with Xu Luo, had already recognized his laughter.

"It's me!"

In the next second, Xu Luo, dressed in a black dragon robe and wearing a golden crown, walked slowly into the Lingxiao Palace. As a rebel, the dragon robe was of course prepared in advance.

"Wow!"

The Lingxiao Palace suddenly exploded.

"Xu Luo! You can't rebel if you want to!"

"Xu Luo, how dare you be presumptuous! Jade Emperor, please allow me to take down this arrogant person who committed chaos!"

Seeing Xu Luo wearing a dragon robe, he opened his mouth to call me.

All the gods were angry, because this was blatantly writing the word rebellion on their faces.

They were shocked but also very puzzled. Where did Xu Luo get the confidence? Could it be that he was tired of working and went crazy?
"Noisy!" Xu Luo spit out two words lightly, but it sounded like thunder in everyone's ears.

"Ah! Pfft—"

All the gods were so shocked that they vomited blood.

Everyone looked at him in horror.

"How is this possible!" Erlangshen exclaimed everyone's heartfelt aspirations. The strength Xu Luo has shown now has far exceeded their cognition.

Xuannv suddenly remembered that the god of Xu Luo said mysteriously that he had a plan, and then thought of the God of Wealth who was seriously injured and begged for divine blood...and that Xu Luo was a flying corpse...and now that her strength has skyrocketed, she has fully reacted.

A flying corpse with impressive strength has absorbed the blood of the gods of the Three Realms, which is equivalent to absorbing the cultivation of the gods of the Three Realms for many years. Who can beat him now?

"The meaning of my existence is to turn the impossible into possible!" Xu Luo laughed with his hands behind his back, showing arrogance, and said loudly: "Jade Emperor, you have sat in the position of Emperor of Heaven for so long, and it is time to let me out!" Sit down, hahahaha..."

"You are delusional! I was really blind to let you go to heaven!" The Jade Emperor roared, then looked around and said: "Take down this traitor for me!"

The gods looked at Xu Luo, ready to move.

Xu Luo said with cold eyes: "I advise you to think clearly, it's just a change of Jade Emperor, you won't change your position, why should you lose your life?"

Hearing this, the gods hesitated again.

"Bah! Do you think we are all rebellious officials and thieves like you?" Erlangshen spat, turned a three-pointed two-edged knife and rushed towards Xu Luo: "Death!"

"Rebellious ministers and traitors, take your life!" Another few gods loyal to the Jade Emperor sacrificed magic weapons to kill Xu Luo.

"Since you are looking for death with all your heart, then I will fulfill you." Xu Luo snorted coldly, stood still without moving, waved his sleeve and robe, Tian Congyun sword slashed out, and the sword light fell with the power of destroying the world.

It is obviously a sword, but it seems to be countless swords.

"what!"

Erlang God and the other immortals who rushed towards Xu Luo were strangled by the sword light and smashed their bodies to pieces before they could get close. The spirit wanted to escape, but it was also smashed to pieces in an instant.

The entire Lingxiao Temple was terribly quiet in an instant.

Seeing that Xu Luo killed several gods with one move, the gods who hadn't made a move just now, are even less able to make a move now.

"Amitabha, today's day in heaven is due to me being deceived by this thief." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said compassionately, stepping on a lotus flower and flying towards Xu Luo with a jade bottle in her hand: "What a monster, kill him quickly!"

Xu Luo sneered, and with a flick of his finger, a burst of mana flew out and easily turned into a rope to imprison Guanyin.

"Monster! You kill me!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva roared with staring eyebrows.

"I can't bear to kill the Bodhisattva. I'm still waiting for the Bodhisattva to perform the Avalokitesvara sit-up." After Xu Luo finished speaking, he laughed, and regardless of Avalokitesvara's shame and indignation, he looked at the Jade Emperor: "You take the initiative to reincarnate, and I will spare your life. Otherwise, don't blame me for being cruel."

"I am the Lord of the Three Realms! There is no reason to retreat in the face of monsters!" The Jade Emperor was not afraid to fight, his aura continued to rise, and he sacrificed a great seal to float in the air.

However, Xu Luo interrupted his rising momentum with a slap from the air, and the person flew out and broke a pillar of Lingxiao Temple, and fell to the ground in embarrassment.

"Jade Emperor!"

Seeing this scene, the gods exclaimed. Someone wanted to go up to help, but they didn't take a step in the end.

"You have lost your essence and blood, and your cultivation has regressed, but I have taken the blood of the gods, Jade Emperor, what are you fighting against me?" Xu Luofei sat on the dragon chair, looking down at the Jade Emperor with condescending eyes .

Hearing this, the gods realized that they had been tricked by the God of Wealth, and the God of Wealth used a bitter trick to trick the gods into taking the essence and blood of the gods for Xu Luo.

Xu Luo is a flying corpse, they should have been on guard!
However, Tianting's many years of comfortable life have already made them relax their vigilance and even give up thinking.

Coupled with his trust in the God of Wealth and Hua Tuo, as well as his fear of strange poisons from outside the territory, Xu Luo got his way.

The Jade Emperor cried blood and cursed: "Dog thief! Dog thief!"

"I don't know how to live or die." Xu Luo curled his lips, and then said with a smile: "However, I have today, and you can be regarded as a contributor, so I will spare your life, take your fairy bones, and abolish your cultivation, and go to be a mortal." .”

There are two types of immortals in the sky, one is congenital sacredness, and the other is acquired godhood, and congenital sacredness means being born with immortal bones, and being born a fairy.

Then Xu Luo abolished the Jade Emperor's cultivation, forcibly extracted his immortal bones amidst his heart-piercing screams, and destroyed the immortal bones in front of him.

Then he waved his sleeves and knocked him down from the mortal world.

The other gods were all saddened by the death of the rabbit, but due to Xu Luo's lustful power, none of them dared to have any objections.

"My lords, since you have seen this emperor, why don't you worship him?"

Xu Luogao sat on the dragon chair, put his hands on his legs, and said with a willful smile on his face.

"I'll see the Jade Emperor."

The gods knelt down helplessly.

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

Seeing this, Xu Luo couldn't help laughing out loud, and after laughing, he said, "Excuse me, get up."

Only then did the gods get up again.

"The new emperor ascends the throne and the new atmosphere. From today onwards, all the gods will perform their duties. The working hours will be changed from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm. There will be no holidays! Anyone who makes a major mistake in work will be dismissed!"

After Xu Luo's words fell, the gods immediately felt mournful, after all, is this the god's life?
"Scatter." Xu Luo waved his sleeve robe.

"Congratulations, Your Majesty!"

From this day on, the Heavenly Court rolled up.

.....................

Let's talk about the world.

The Jade Emperor descended to earth and just landed outside the Chongguang Mental Hospital. At this time, he was wearing a dragon robe, but his crown had been removed, and his hair was disheveled. He looked very embarrassed.

He staggered to the door of the mental hospital.

After becoming a mortal, he will be thirsty and hungry.

Seeing the security guard at the entrance of the mental hospital eating pineapple buns, he couldn't help but walked over.

"Brother, actor?" The security guard took a bite of the pineapple bun and asked as he watched the Jade Emperor approaching.

The Jade Emperor swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "I am the Jade Emperor in the sky, you...you treat me to a meal, and when I return to the heaven, I will make you Marshal of the Canopy."

"Hey, Jade Emperor." The security guard looked him up and down, pointed to the mental hospital behind him and said with a smile: "Coincidentally! There is the Queen Mother, Monkey King, Li Tianwang, and Marshal Tianpeng here."

"What? They were beaten down too?" The Jade Emperor wanted to rush inside as soon as he heard this.

"Hey, hey! What are you doing!"

The security guard quickly stopped him.

"Let go of me! I am the Jade Emperor! You are treasonous!" The Jade Emperor shouted with bared teeth and claws.

"Another mental illness." The security guard hurriedly shouted inside: "Doctor! Come out, doctor!"

An hour later, Jade Emperor finally managed to enter the mental hospital and put on a hospital gown.

He wanted to cry but had no tears: "I am not sick, I am really the Jade Emperor! I am really the Jade Emperor in the sky!"

"I believe in you." Leon walked over and said.

He is now a veteran of mental illness, and many doctors in the hospital are not as old as him.

"Really!" Jade Emperor raised his head happily.

Leon put his arms around him again and asked, "Then do you believe that I recently developed a beef patty to catch ghosts?"

"Are you insane?" Jade Emperor simply said in shock.

Lyon spread his hands and said, "Aren't you too?"

Jade Emperor: "..."

 I got up and went to the hospital, and I changed it earlier. I said I was going to finish the book at the end of the month. The reason was mentioned before, but it seems that the plot will not last until the end of the month. I estimate that I can finish the book in a few days. During this time, I run every day In the hospital, various departments have to wait for registration and wait for the queue all morning. I really don’t have the mood to write. I will finish the book early and go to bed early. Let’s save some money for everyone... Now more than 9000 have been ordered, thank you.

  
 
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