Red Cloud: Establishing Mahayana Buddhism as a Holy Spirit

Chapter 390 What did you let the poor eat?vomit~
"Ouch~ Ouch."

Under the weak screams, when Tang Sanzang and his disciples walked into the barren mountain, they saw a distressed old Taoist lying on the ground weakly, the bright red on one leg had already solidified, and his face was pale and feeble. gasping.

"Help~ help."

Just when Tang Sanzang and his disciples passed by here, the Taoist seemed to see a savior and immediately called for help. At this moment, Tang Sanzang and his party also spotted the figure, and the four of them rushed towards here immediately, but the four masters and disciples When the people secretly met their eyes, they showed an evil smile.

"Hey, what's going on with you, Daoist?"

Tang Sanzang, who was riding on the white dragon horse, couldn't help but exclaimed when he saw the injured man, but he didn't show any sign of dismounting, and instead sat on the horse's back.

And the priest also cursed inwardly after seeing this, sure enough!This bald donkey is not a good thing, and he doesn't even have eyesight.

"This holy monk, because I went to the south of the mountain to perform religious ceremonies the day before yesterday, my master and my disciples walked all the way. When we reached the deep road, we suddenly met a colorful tiger, which took my apprentice away. , I fell down on a rocky slope, hurt my legs and feet, and I don’t know where to go. Today is a great destiny, and I have to meet Master. Master Wanwang showed mercy and saved my life. Definitely thank you deeply.”

The Taoist priest really looked at the tears in grief, but at this moment Sun Wukong just smiled, "Master, don't worry, first let my old grandson take a look."

However, at this moment, the priest secretly sneered angrily, damn monkey!If it weren't for you, they wouldn't have suffered such a big crime, but at least it was good, he wasn't afraid that this monkey would be able to see the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir bestowed by his master.

At this time, the catastrophe on the Westward Journey, but almost everyone with a background regretted it to death. They thought they could take advantage of it, but they never thought that the difficulty of the Westward Journey would be directly increased. They were aggrieved and had no choice. , otherwise, it is a debt of cause and effect.

Therefore, it is easy to get benefits from letting your own mounts or boys go down to the lower realm, but they still have to vomit blood. After this conversion, it is really sad for those who hear it. How can there be any profit? It has to be stuck upside down.

Because of the messing around of the two Lich clans, and the fact that the combat power of the Monkey and his party is really not good, there is no way but to improve, but the improvement of the combat power of the Monkey and his party is a trivial matter. Happening.

The current situation is how happy I was when I was able to participate in Journey to the West, and how heartbroken I am now.

"Master, this Taoist has no evil spirit, he is indeed a mortal."

After looking at the Taoist with his piercing eyes, Sun Wukong laughed immediately, and Tang Sanzang on horseback also showed a sigh of relief after hearing this, and then laughed and said: "Amitabha, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, this one The Taoist priest please get up, there are a few disciples like the poor monk who will be able to send the Taoist priest back to the Taoist temple on the way."

When the Taoist heard this, tears of grief flowed from the corners of his eyes, "Master, I'm so grateful, it's just a leg injury."

It looked like my leg was seriously injured, but Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together and showed a sacred look after seeing this, "Amitabha, the poor monk will get off the dragon horse quickly, and no one will carry it except the poor monk. Ruoran said Riding a horse for a long time will only harm the Taoist leader."

Sun Wukong on the side suddenly rolled his eyes, picked up the Ruyi Golden Cudgel in his palm, and went straight to the big tree on the side with a stick, breaking a branch in an instant, and made a simple crutch in three or two swipes .

"Hey, it's just right for the master to let the Taoist priest lean on this crutch."

Good guy, this monkey even proudly handed the crutch to the Taoist priest's hand, which immediately made the Taoist stare straight, good guy!That's it for you?Are you still a monk like this?
"Woo hoo, Holy Monk, I haven't had a drop of water since I was injured, and I'm weak, I'm afraid I can't use crutches, hoo hoo~ Please ask the Holy Monk to save the poor man."

Tsk tsk, Tang Sanzang suddenly smiled after seeing the master's superb acting skills, and gestured to his three disciples with his eyes, but the priest saw something secretly.

"Bajie, why don't you carry it on your back."

However, the Taoist priest raised his head to see Zhu Bajie's face after hearing this, and immediately showed a look of fear, shaking his head again and again, and said, "Holy monk, this master is too frightening, and the poor Taoist is terrified."

After hearing this, Zhu Bajie immediately showed disdainful eyes, and he gave a mouthful of disgust, "You are an old man, and you still despise your grandpa pig, and the old pig has not despised you yet, don't you dare to say a word, You can take a good look at this rake in your palm."

In an instant, the flashing nine-toothed rake was exposed, which directly frightened the Taoist until his face turned ashen, and his trembling appearance really couldn't see any flaws, but he scolded the pig head in his heart, good you pig Bajie!You wait, we are not finished.

"Wukong, come and carry this priest."

And Tang Sanzang on the back of the white dragon smiled and nodded, as if he didn't mind at all, while Monkey King waved his hand directly after hearing this, and the Ruyi golden cudgel turned into the size of an embroidery needle and penetrated into his ear, and he nodded with a smile: "Okay." , my old grandson will carry it, and my old grandson will carry it.”

"Bajie, first prepare some vegetarian food and water for the Taoist priest."

"Hmph, good master, just wait a moment."

Zhu Bajie snorted with a look of dissatisfaction, then flicked his wide sleeves and muttered: "Master, wait a minute, there is the sound of water in front, old pig, fetch some water."

In this way, the old Taoist lay weakly on Sun Wukong's back, but the moment the monkey lowered his head, the smile on his face was somewhat gloomy.

"Ouch, here comes the water, Ox-nosed old man, drink some water."

I saw Zhu Bajie handing it back with a water bag, at this time the Taoist priest took it with a weak look and sighed: "Thank you very much."

In this way, the four masters and apprentices continued to move towards the west, and there was an old Taoist on Monkey King's back, and this old Taoist took a water bag and poured it for a while.

Puff~cough cough~

In an instant, after gulping down a few sips of water, the old Taoist seemed to be choked, blushing and staring at his neck thickly, and coughed frantically, but nothing came out.

"Master, are you alright?"

Tang Sanzang on the horseback looked concerned, and at this time Zhu Bajie came hurriedly, showing concern and patting the old man on the back, "Oh, drink slowly, you can choke on your saliva, come on Eat a steamed stuffed bun."

He directly handed a big bun with a bite to the hands of the old man, and Zhu Bajie urged him to eat with a smile all over his face. The old man didn't suspect him in this scene, so he just opened his mouth and took a bite.

"Elder Zhu, why was the water still warm just now, and also had a strange smell?"

The old man was also a little curious, and Zhu Bajie patted his big belly with a smile and said with a smile: "You old man is blessed, aren't you injured? Of course the old pig will make up for you when you are so weak. .”

"By the way, eat quickly, and tell you while eating the old pig."

"Yeah, good." The old man looked weak, just now he said that he was hungry and cold, so he immediately pretended to be catching the buns and gobbling them up.

He actually ate the steamed stuffed bun in three or two mouthfuls, and then Zhu Bajie handed over the water bag with a look of concern.

Hiccup~
The old man who had eaten and drank enough even burped, his face was full of happiness, he felt something strange when he smacked his lips, but it all went into his stomach, and he ate too much just now, so he didn't bother to taste it. Could it be the local products brought by these monks?
At this moment, Tang Sanzang on the horse's back coughed lightly, his legs clamped the horse's belly, and he moved a few steps faster, while Sha Wujing behind him laughed with a full face of honesty: "Master, please slow down!" .”

In this way, Tang Sanzang and Sha Wujing walked to the front, while Zhu Bajie behind him looked at Monkey King carrying this old man with a smile on his face.

"By the way, let's continue talking just now. This is a good thing, not a mortal thing."

After hearing this, the old Taoist was immediately happy, never thought that he would even get a little bit of a bargain, but the next sentence made him stunned.

"Have you seen my master's dragon horse?"

"I see, the holy monk is really extraordinary, to be able to get such a good horse."

Seeing the old Taoist who praised him, Zhu Bajie grinned and patted his stomach and said: "This water is Aristolochia. As the saying goes, if a dragon and a horse pass through the water to pee, the fish in the water will eat Jackie Chan. Ganoderma lucidum, the fairy boy picks it for longevity."

In an instant, the old man's face turned green, and he pointed stiffly at his own mouth and at the water bag in Zhu Bajie's hand.

At this time, Sun Wukong even laughed and said: "Master Dao, you are also a cultivator. You should know that there are countless cultivators in the world. If you still want it later, my old grandson will give it to you." Ask for a few pots of aristolochia, by the way, after going to your Taoist temple, you have to take good care of this dragon horse, if you take good care of it, there will be more aristolochia."

"Hey, Brother Monkey is still right."

Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong said something to each other, and the old man who directly quarreled was blushing, but his stomach was full of turmoil.

damn it!What aristolochia!It's obviously horse urine, so good!Let me drink horse urine, I will see how I will punish you later.

"Bajie, did you give the Taoist priest your treasured buns that are going to be exchanged for gold, silver and money in the mortal world?"

At this time, Monkey King said with a smile, and Zhu Bajie on the side naturally nodded proudly after hearing this: "Brother Monkey, there is no shop in front of the village, it's okay, just one or two buns are nothing, let the old pig eat them." A few good meals and everything will be there."

Good guy!What does it mean!
At this moment, the old Taoist blushed, lowered his head and gritted his teeth: "Dare to ask the two elders, what kind of treasure is the bun just now?"

After hearing this, Zhu Bajie patted his belly and grinned, "You have to thank Laozhu very much. Laozhu was the Marshal of the Heavenly Court and Canopy in his previous life, and he has stepped into the Daluo Jinxian in this life. Since then, he has been reborn. Naturally, this old pig is no longer a mortal pig."

"Although the old pig dare not say that it is comparable to that ancient alien species, it is still considered a fairy pig. Naturally, the old pig is similar to the dragon and horse, but anyone who shits and pees is considered a fairy, and it is a fairy that grabs the head of the mortal world. gone."

After talking for a long time, the old Taoist's face became more and more ugly the more he heard it, and he said with difficulty: "What exactly is that?"

"Hehe, don't worry, this bun is naturally an ordinary bun in the world."

After hearing this, the old Taoist breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, but the next moment he breathed out, he was about to spit it out.

"It's just that the stuffing of the buns is the fairy excreted by the old pig before he met you just now. Don't worry, it's definitely hot and not cold. Take advantage of the freshness, you can see how delicious you ate just now."

vomit~
In an instant, the next mouthful was about to come up, Zhu Bajie hurried forward when he saw this scene, and stretched out his palm to go up with a big mouth.

With a bang, a big red mark appeared on his face, and when the other party was about to be exposed in shock, Zhu Bajie hurriedly said: "Don't dare to vomit, Daoist, this is a good thing, if you vomit it, you have to eat it back." .”

vomit~
It's okay if you don't say it, but when you say it, you can't help but rush out, and at this time the monkey also hurriedly dodges, and the old man staggered and fell to the ground and vomited wildly.

"You idiot, Lao Sun told you a long time ago, eat lightly, you can see how disgusting people are."

Sun Wukong slapped his legs jokingly and laughed at his junior brother again, while Zhu Bajie shook his head with an innocent face and said: "Brother Monkey, everyone in this world knows that this food is good, how can the old pig be so negligent?" My own five internal organs temple."

"Besides, Brother Monkey, he himself is unlucky. In this old Taoist temple, the old pig's excrement is definitely vying for someone to eat. They are all treasures."

"Isn't it just eating better, the smell is a little bit offensive, it's not so easy to live a long life and become a fairy."

Good guy, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, when you say something to me, the old-fashioned psychological defense line directly collapsed, what did you do just now!
damn it!monkey!Pig head!
"Stinky monkey!"

However, the moment the old man raised his head, what greeted him was a joint blow from Monkey King and Zhu Bajie, and a desolate scream echoed between the heaven and the earth.

I saw Sun Wukong suddenly pulled out his Ruyi Golden Cudgel with a playful ferociousness all over his body, a stick hit directly, and when he slammed on his back suddenly, he heard the sound of bones breaking, and a mouthful of blood continued. Spit out the stuff just now.

And Zhu Bajie's nine-toothed rake suddenly snorted, and the old man's eyes widened in an instant, and the whites of his eyes were even covered with ferocious bloodshot eyes.

The nine-toothed rake directly penetrated into the soil seven points, and his two legs were directly nailed into it.

"Hey, you monster, in this way, your lame leg is real, and you still have two legs."

With a puff, Zhu Bajie, who pulled out the nine-toothed rake, had a simple and honest smile on his face, but the other party was terrified of pain. At this time, his internal organs were throbbing hotly, and his legs were even more painful.

The most important thing is that the monkey's stick just now directly scattered the magic power in his body, and he couldn't get any strength at this time.

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