The life of the Xianyu family through books

Chapter 916 Self-destruction
"You fatso, get out of here! If you don't leave, I'll make sure you can't leave even if you want to!" Peng Si threatened.

He was eager to get back to the courtyard and didn't want to get entangled with Pan Zheng's men any longer.

"You bumpkin from the North, don't you even know if you can afford to mess with me?"

"Even Pan Zheng wouldn't dare to barge into my house."

"What are you trying to prove, you fatso!"

"Get out of here!"

The knocking didn't stop for a moment.

Yan Yu kept a straight face and maintained a steady output.

again and again.

The wooden pole in his hand was cracked from being knocked down.

She tossed it aside and stomped on it.

Click!

If you don't control your force properly, the bolt inside the door will bend and crack.

Yan Yu finally stopped, turned his head and thought for a moment, then shouted, "A country bumpkin from the north has come to pay a visit!"

"What? You're so capable of throwing poop, but you're not capable of opening the door?!"

"You think this broken door can stop anyone?"

"While I'm still being polite to you, you little Peng, you'd better be smart and open the door!"

General Yan was extremely arrogant, spouting nonsense right in front of the Peng family's back door.

Peng Si was so angry he laughed.

The legendary little god general who descended from the heavens turned out to be just a reckless brat.

"Who do you think you are? You think you can just open the door whenever you want?"

Before he could finish speaking, the door bolt, unable to withstand the weight, finally broke free.

Then the fat guy burst in.

Like a rolling ball, it knocked all the servants in front of him aside.

These robust men, well-fed and raised, collapsed like dumb wooden stakes.

Suddenly, his wrist was gripped tightly, and Peng Si felt a strong force coming from his wrist.

The fat man's clear voice rang in my ears: "Let's chat outside."

The next instant, he was dragged out of the door.

He stumbled and tripped over the threshold, which made his feet ache.

The servant of the Peng family gritted his teeth, quickly stood up, rushed out, and shouted, "Release my young master at once!"

"Don't move!" Yan Yu shouted, then lifted Peng Si's slender arm and said fiercely, "Don't go out that door. If you take another step, I'll break your young master's hand."

She stomped her foot hard.

Click!

The bluestone slabs on the ground are cracked with eight claw-like patterns.

That immediately stunned everyone present.

Everyone says that General Yan of Guanzhou Prefecture is incredibly strong, but no one said that she is this strong!

Those are whole slabs of bluestone bricks!
Yan Yu remained expressionless.

My heart was aching terribly.

Good heavens, my feet hurt and feel numb.

The effects of forces are reciprocal.

She said she was feeling very unwell right now.

He pushed Peng Si to the ground.

Step on someone's back.

It unconsciously twitched twice.

Yes, people are softer than the ground.

Just those two pupae made Peng Si feel as if the bones and flesh on his back had been dislocated.

"You fat bastard! Let me go!"

"I won't let go!" Yan Yu turned her head to look around.

"What else can you do? You dare hit me? The Imperial Concubine is my own aunt, you dare!"

"I dare not!" Yan Yu said with a hint of joy upon seeing the person who had arrived.

Peng Si was taken aback by her words and paused for a moment.

In no time at all, Pan Zheng had already run over, panting heavily.

His eyes sparkled as he watched his little brother step on Peng Si.

I think this pose is so cool!
He also stepped on it with one foot.

"Haha! That feels so good!" Pan Zheng laughed, hands on his hips.

Yan Yu's expression instantly changed, her fierce demeanor turning into a sycophantic one: "Big brother, I'll step on him for you, you can beat him as hard as you want!"

Pan Zheng was extremely excited.

"Fine! Fine! I'll beat the crap out of him!"

Pan, ruthless and merciless, gets more and more excited as he punches and kicks Zheng online.

Yan Yu twitched her eyebrows.

The moment she uttered the word "shit," she was instantly transported back to the moment she was about to eat the bear paw.

Anger UP↑

She looked around and waved to someone: "Uncle Qi, help me hold him down."

Qi Si took over, and like her, he welded one foot to the person's back, making it futile for the person below to struggle.

"What are you all standing there for! Help me!" Peng Si struggled in vain, his face contorted as he pleaded for help from the people inside the door.

The servants of the Peng family exchanged a few glances and then suddenly rushed out of the door.

The people at Xiao'an Camp weren't pushovers either. They immediately stepped forward and physically blocked the person inside the door.

The back gate of the Peng residence was only this big; a human wall blocked it so thick you couldn't even squeeze your hand in.

Yan Yu discovered a dog hole.

She didn't intentionally want to find him.

But since the dog hole has saved her family's lives several times, the radar seems to be on by default.

I spotted it with just a glance!
She wandered around near the dog hole.

A pile of fresh dog digestive waste was found under a tree.

Yan Yu felt that this was a sign from heaven.

This is a manifestation of swift and immediate retribution in this life.

Struggled for a moment.

She picked up several leaves to make sure her hands were completely covered.

He reached for that lump...

The chubby boy stretched out one hand, supporting himself steadily, while moving his feet quickly.

Upon reaching them, they moved with lightning speed.

Snapped!
He smeared the things in his hand, leaves and poop, onto Peng Si's face.

"Big brother, let's retreat!"

Yan Yu carefully used her other hand to hold Pan Zheng and ran with him.

He ran while shouting, "Attention everyone! Retreat to camp!"

The people in the small camp scattered in all directions.

The servant of the Peng family was so confused that he didn't know where to chase after them.

In the end, the young master's safety was paramount.

They pounced on Peng Si.

Upon seeing the blob on their young master's face up close, they all froze and took a half-step back.

This!
This!
This!
Sin!

……

Pan Zheng was dragged along until he was dizzy and disoriented.

He was punching Peng Si with his little fists when he vaguely saw his underlings coming over with something in their hands, and then slapping Peng Si in the face.

Things happened too fast.

He didn't even have time to see what it was.

But an impossible guess was vaguely knocking at his head.

A faint, almost imperceptible stench seemed to be attacking his nose.

Pan Zheng's gaze was piercing, and even though he was panting heavily, he still had to ask the question that was of utmost importance to him.

What did you slap in his face?

Yan Yu hesitated for a moment.

I wonder if her older brother can accept her somewhat sarcastic answer.

"Tell me, tell me, what is it?"

Pan Zheng's breathing became more rapid.

"Dog poop." Yan Yu's voice was very soft, her eyes darting around, a little embarrassed.

Pan Zheng couldn't control himself and let out a howl.

He grabbed his younger brother's chubby little hand with his own.

"Little Er, you're like my own brother, my dearest little brother! You're so amazing! Ahhhh! I love you so much!"

"Let Peng Si disgust us, that's how we should do it, disgust him back!"

"He won't even have the face to go home and complain, hahaha!"

"Ahhh! I'm so happy! Xiao Er, you're the best!"

Yan Yu smiled, revealing two rows of small white teeth.

The two of them let out unrestrained laughter all the way.

"Don't be afraid, waiter! Even if you kill me, I will protect you!"

At the gate of the Duke of Dingguo's mansion, the two brothers parted ways, and Pan Zheng solemnly made a promise.

He, as the eldest brother, took responsibility for his younger brother's situation.

"Brother, it's alright. At worst, I can use my military merits to make up for it."

"That won't do! Military merits are hard-earned; do you think he deserves to waste them on Peng Si?!"

Pan Zheng readily agreed, saying, "I'll take responsibility for this!"

Yan Yu kept saying that she wanted to take responsibility for her own actions.

But Pan Zheng was determined to stick to his loyalty to the end.

Ok.

Yan Yu said she was tired and stopped talking.

They accepted this reality dejectedly.

It's great to have an older brother who can support you.

But she really, really wanted to take it all on herself!
The border troops of Guanzhou have won one victory after another, especially in the battle to quell the rebellion in Xizhou. General Yan Xiao has the merit of shooting down the rebel king, but judging from the old emperor's intentions, he has been slow to issue an imperial edict to reward her.

She didn't have a clear plan yet.

But today, Peng Si's fried excrement gave her inspiration.

My uncle withdrew by controlling half of the points.

She can also engage in self-defilement during poop battles.

The damage is minimal, but the impact is extremely strong!
Absolutely brilliant!

Waiter: Let Peng Si experience the malice of an eye for an eye! ~(*^▽^*)~
Pan Zheng: I love it so much! Little brother, I'm rooting for you and supporting you to the end!
Peng Si: I... vomit... I... vomit...